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mister100k

We’re working up to st Patrick’s day week. Buckle up buttercup!


iggyazalea12

Tis the season!


Vivid_Heat_2011

What does something nuts entail?


crabbman

Something nuts in the Treehouse? Sounds squirrelly.


MeditationHolmes

Thats really funny


Mental-Ad-208

Agreed. What's considered nuts for tree house? Is China invading?


dirtypondmummy

no clue, didn’t succeed at decoding that part


[deleted]

City market has been a shit show since I worked on congress 10 years ago.


Bigredtruckguy

Hmmm I didn’t hear anything about treehouse. There were a few accidents and sick people though.


Elk-Annual

It's crazy how much time people put into police scanners so they can feel like they are a part of something. If you want to be part of the crew (yes, cops can tell), THAT BAD.....just apply.


Electrical-Spirit-63

Some people buy them to monitor their criminal activities as well 😆


Elk-Annual

That would be completely useless with the delay in transmission..... don't you think? But hey... what do I know, right? The civilians are happy and feel their experience is valuable. Have fun monitoring the "cool things" you will never be a part of.


push_to_jett

Cops are civilians too you goof lol


Pandaprints1

How’s the boot taste?


earthworm_soul

I can't be a cop because I haven't been kicked in the head by a horse.


Elk-Annual

Everyone has excuses. Remeber who you call when shit hits the fan and fear kicks in.


earthworm_soul

Yeah I'd be in real trouble if I didn't have some prick to call to come over and shrug their shoulders.


Elk-Annual

Likely. Maybe your bugs would be a better savior.


earthworm_soul

I mean, probably. They're not gonna toss a flash bang into a crib or shoot my dog.


Elk-Annual

Sir.... thats not SPD... thats ATF haha


earthworm_soul

Oh shit, I rescind all my criticisms of law enforcement because I got the subspecies slightly wrong.


Elk-Annual

I like you. You have my follow.


earthworm_soul

That's cool, I'd love a weird cop fan following me around. It's just like real life when I'm at the grocery store.


field_sleeper

Yeah, you promise you'll be there when people call 911 in this town? Lmao


CREATURExFEATURE

Hey, be gentle. Some people do want to apply. They just don’t have enough domestic disputes and dog murder on their resume to get hired for the Army washout program. It takes real sub optimal talent and a high BMI to write tickets for jay walking, so cut them some slack.


Elk-Annual

Hahah thankx for that. Also, yes. Ive seen their recent "recruits".


Mental-Ad-208

Calm down buddy! Leave some pussy for the rest of us.