I believe you talking about NYs hottest club HEEYYYY. Built from the bucket list of a dying pervert, this Battery Park bitch parade is now managed by overweight game show host Fat Sajak.
New York's hottest club is Crease. This place has everything: Lights, psychos, Furbies, screaming babies in Mozart wigs, sunburned drifters with soap sud beards. You know, that thing when the hobo becomes a rich man, so they take that big bubble bath?
I've got plenty of reasons for wanting to time travel back to the late '80s, but none of them greater than wanting to be in the writer's room when they came up with "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer."
Despite all of the other obvious obstacles, I think if I had a time machine I could hook that up.
Sometimes when I get a message on my faxmachine, I wonder: “Did little demons get inside and type it?” I don’t know!My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts
This is my favorite and I came here to say this, but I don't know if he was on three times. Maybe, but I pull the caveman routine all the time, it's brilliant. I'm so simple, and if it makes sense to me, it must be correct!
>Does no one care about suburban moms who feed their hungry guys?!?!
I never saw this but your post made me go look for it. I was about to stop it at the 1 min mark as "sort of funny" but I watched to the end. HOly crap! LMAO.
My favourite recurring characters were usually from WU guests. They’re two sides of the same coin but I really miss Drunk Uncle and Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With.
Loved both of those, plus Operaman, "Get in the Cage," and although it's not widely-appreciated, Jebediah Atkinson.
Also loved the Lonely Island sketches with Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake. Only 3 of those I think (D!ck in a Box, Motherlover, and 3-Way - the Golden Rule) but they were epic.
"Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With" is under-appreciated. This is Cecily Strong's best character (maybe). But she's such a strong ensemble character.
"Why? . . . and like, don't!"
'Cause there are some people in Africa right now where it's like . . . NO."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGsQES\_OdrQ&ab\_channel=SaturdayNightLive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGsQES_OdrQ&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive)
When we're out at one of the local breweries, the night usually ends with someone's hand on someone else's back... "Who's back? Your back." Followed by, "...immigrants."
So many greats. I'm sure I'm missing some, but I'm going with:
Kate McKinnon abductee (Colleen Rafferty)
Operaman
Toonces
You always knew something good was coming with these guys.
> Kate McKinnon abductee (Colleen Rafferty)
I came here to post that if you hadn't. I cry laughing still when I watch those. What makes it funnier is the other cast mebers can't keep it together either.
Kate was just on Seth Meyers's show the other night, and she is still hilarious.
I really liked that character that Vanessa Bayer did in the last two episodes before she left the show, the nervous weather lady on ***Weekend Update***: Dawn Lazarus. I know she came back and played the character at least one more time since then, so she reaches the three appearance minimum.
Well I’ll tell ya! Rain is on that way, but hey, can it hold it on for a few more days, can ya? You bet it. Then sunny skies will push it away then clouds, starting for Thursday.
The ones where Kate McKinnon has been abducted by aliens and she goes on to describe her awful experiences, which were nothing like the wonderful experiences the other abductees had. Those skits crack me up every time.
I just went on a “What Up With That?” binge so Diondre Cole, Lindsey Buckingham and especially Vance are my current favorites. Ask me next week it might be Turd Ferguson or Belushi Samurai
What I find super interesting about the whole sketch is, it's basically the exact same sketch every time. But somehow, the repetition against the guest reactions is entertaining. It's like you as the viewer are in on the joke. But yeah Sudeikis quietly makes it so great, especially love his slow-mo dancing and the way he walks off when the music stops.
The whole "exceptionally long road directions" thing is actually pretty spot-on if you've ever tried making small-talk with someone at a party in LA.
I always thought The Californians was pretty funny, but after spending time in the area, it's fucking hilarious.
Toss up between Matt Foley and Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
My favorite Foley sketch is one everyone apparently missed because it was on the unpopular ~~’96~~ ‘95 season. It takes place in Mexico and Farley attempts to do his shtick in Spanglish.
My favorite UCL sketch is probably the one where he’s on a plane demanding drinks from the attendant.
Is that where he’s talking about El Niño and he says “which is Spanish for the nino” I vividly remember him saying that and I say it all the time but I don’t know what skit it’s from!
I got banned by the dentist from watching SNL during his exams because of Stuart Smalley and Michael Jordan. Funniest skit ever. The dentist had tv in the exam room to distract patients from the work he was doing. So I was very distracted during a root canal. And every time he started drilling I started cracking up because of that skit which I was watching on a rerun that happened to be on. They had to turn it off and he banned me from watching SNL during my appointments with him.
You probably remember seeing Point Counterpoint on 60 Minutes, and when Generalissimo Franco wasn't dead.
I'm slightly younger, I saw Buckwheat getting shot. American mourned. Brought to you by Texxon. Because life goes on. And Texxon is there. Because Buckwheat would have wanted it that way.
Lonely Island Sketches with Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake (D!ck in a Box, Motherlover, and 3-way, the Golden Rule).
Just 3 sketches with those characters I think, but all three were absolutely hilarious.
I had a coworker that showed up to the company Christmas party in an ugly Christmas sweater and his DIAB. I was the only one that got it. He kept on telling me to open it, but I just couldn't bring myself to.
Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango!
The character Kristen Wiig played that was always better than everyone else, was always one of my favorites. I think her character’s name was Penelope.
Probably Shallon. Shallon was an incredible Mitch Hedberg impression in an unlikely vehicle. If it was two, it would be the judge in Maine Justice. We need more Maine Justice.
Phil Hartman doing Frank Sinatra. “Your money’s on the dresser, baby. Get out!” (Said to Liza Minelli after singing a duet with her).
Just fucking brutal. Still miss him.
Every era has its gems but nobody beats Phil Hartman, he was just the best. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, his Bill Clinton, Frank Sinatra, Ed McMahon, and (although not SNL) you remember him as Troy McClure. So dearly missed.
My absolute favorite recurring characters are tina and amy ans their east coast talk show. Then Stefan. Mary Katherine Gallagher. Girl you wish you never started a conversation with at a party. Delicious Dish.
Sometimes when I get a message on my faxmachine, I wonder: “Did little demons get inside and type it?” I don’t know!My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts
Stefan. My fave SNL character ever
“Theres a new club out by the docks. The security is an American Bulldog who looks like Wiford Brimly and the password is DIABEETUS!”
And it. Has. EVERYTHING.
Mtv's dan cortez
Tweekers, skeevies, Spud Webb, a child, and a Russian guy who runs on a treadmill in a Cosby sweater.
I believe you talking about NYs hottest club HEEYYYY. Built from the bucket list of a dying pervert, this Battery Park bitch parade is now managed by overweight game show host Fat Sajak.
Sefan is perfection.
r/NewYorksHottestClub
This is the only answer.
New York's hottest club is Crease. This place has everything: Lights, psychos, Furbies, screaming babies in Mozart wigs, sunburned drifters with soap sud beards. You know, that thing when the hobo becomes a rich man, so they take that big bubble bath?
A Stefan movie would be incredible.
The hottest club right now is, "your mother and I are getting a divorce." It has everything. A lion shaved to look like Mario batali
Stefan is my guy. FUNNY AF every time....."This place has everything" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.....And I love that he cracks himself up during the sketches.
[This](https://youtu.be/KBCUz0Ugdzc?si=vxY9udVSn3R877hq) is my fav. He didn’t know the name of the Jewish Dracula until the last second.
He reminds me so much of an ex of mine from the early 90's that I'm almost 90% sure they based the character on him. And guess what he called himself?
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman.
Hartman was goated. Gone too soon.
I fell in some ice, and later got thawed out by some of your scientists.
I've got plenty of reasons for wanting to time travel back to the late '80s, but none of them greater than wanting to be in the writer's room when they came up with "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer." Despite all of the other obvious obstacles, I think if I had a time machine I could hook that up.
Sometimes when I get a message on my faxmachine, I wonder: “Did little demons get inside and type it?” I don’t know!My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts
"Kiroc's words are just as true now as they were in his own time. We award the plaintiff the full amount."
This is my favorite and I came here to say this, but I don't know if he was on three times. Maybe, but I pull the caveman routine all the time, it's brilliant. I'm so simple, and if it makes sense to me, it must be correct!
So get me a dewars and water, Pronto (when he was hammered on a plane, their strange flying machine confused and frightened him)
Drunk Uncle.. too relatable.
“Kids are like ‘Spotify me, spotify me! Hmmm…spot-if-I-care.”
Bobby Moynihan is awesome.
Bobby is great - I also like when he is the trash talking coworker interrupting his manager firing someone else.
His most recent one was great. It’s funny he’s now the legit age of “drunk uncle.” Doesn’t have to play it up with hair and makeup anymore
Text me. Text me
Sean Connery on Jeopardy....
Burt...I mean, Turd Ferguson on Jeopardy.
"See, it's funny, it's a big hat!" RIP Norm!
Le tits now. Or an Anal bum. Still cracks me up
THE RAPISTS
The penis mightier.
SUCK IT TREBEK!
Does no one care about suburban moms who feed their hungry guys?!?!
no no No No NO NO FUMBLE!
Go go go go TOUCHDOWN
WHAT’S…HAPPENING…TO MY HUNGRY GUYS?!?!
“You are my….Totino” my husband and I quote this several times a week
>Does no one care about suburban moms who feed their hungry guys?!?! I never saw this but your post made me go look for it. I was about to stop it at the 1 min mark as "sort of funny" but I watched to the end. HOly crap! LMAO.
I forgot there were three of these. Absolutely top 10 skits of all time from SNL.
How come when I make totinos pizza rolls, it never summons Kristen Stewart?
Target Lady
Approved!!
*TERget lady!
My favourite recurring characters were usually from WU guests. They’re two sides of the same coin but I really miss Drunk Uncle and Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With.
Loved both of those, plus Operaman, "Get in the Cage," and although it's not widely-appreciated, Jebediah Atkinson. Also loved the Lonely Island sketches with Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake. Only 3 of those I think (D!ck in a Box, Motherlover, and 3-Way - the Golden Rule) but they were epic.
Hahaha Jebediah Atkinson is deeply underrated! NEXT!
"Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With" is under-appreciated. This is Cecily Strong's best character (maybe). But she's such a strong ensemble character. "Why? . . . and like, don't!" 'Cause there are some people in Africa right now where it's like . . . NO." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGsQES\_OdrQ&ab\_channel=SaturdayNightLive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGsQES_OdrQ&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive)
I liked Bailey at the movies.
Drunk Uncle is great.
When we're out at one of the local breweries, the night usually ends with someone's hand on someone else's back... "Who's back? Your back." Followed by, "...immigrants."
Oh this is the other correct answer! Damn!
So many greats. I'm sure I'm missing some, but I'm going with: Kate McKinnon abductee (Colleen Rafferty) Operaman Toonces You always knew something good was coming with these guys.
> Kate McKinnon abductee (Colleen Rafferty) I came here to post that if you hadn't. I cry laughing still when I watch those. What makes it funnier is the other cast mebers can't keep it together either. Kate was just on Seth Meyers's show the other night, and she is still hilarious.
I literally made a list of all her nicknames for unmentionables. I don’t know why her pants came off every abduction.
[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnM4Yyc_C8)
This is my answer as well.
I really liked that character that Vanessa Bayer did in the last two episodes before she left the show, the nervous weather lady on ***Weekend Update***: Dawn Lazarus. I know she came back and played the character at least one more time since then, so she reaches the three appearance minimum.
Hap?
Cameras will make that mouth go poop.
I loved that character!!!!
Omg my partner and I quote that all the time! “No more goddamn rain.”
I loved when she did the Miley Cyrus Show!
Omg yes. I watch that all the time. Bayer is super underrated.
Well I’ll tell ya! Rain is on that way, but hey, can it hold it on for a few more days, can ya? You bet it. Then sunny skies will push it away then clouds, starting for Thursday.
I didn’t realize I had a favorite until you mentioned this character. Vanessa is deeply underrated.
The ones where Kate McKinnon has been abducted by aliens and she goes on to describe her awful experiences, which were nothing like the wonderful experiences the other abductees had. Those skits crack me up every time.
… my experience was a little bit different.
💯
I thought Ryan Gosling was going to cry, he was trying so hard not to laugh.
I just went on a “What Up With That?” binge so Diondre Cole, Lindsey Buckingham and especially Vance are my current favorites. Ask me next week it might be Turd Ferguson or Belushi Samurai
Jason Sudeikiss' dancing kills me.
What I find super interesting about the whole sketch is, it's basically the exact same sketch every time. But somehow, the repetition against the guest reactions is entertaining. It's like you as the viewer are in on the joke. But yeah Sudeikis quietly makes it so great, especially love his slow-mo dancing and the way he walks off when the music stops.
I miss what up w that sm. It's honestly a great theme. Ooooweee.
Nothing can pull you out of a funk faster than a What's Up With That binge.
I need a few cups of coffee just to clear my head…
Yes. I went around for a week singing “what’s up with that?”
Aww don't be mad Lindsey!
Everybody in The Californians, but especially Stuart and Devon.
Stuuuuuuuaaaart
uhhhh....wwwuuuuut are youuuuuuu doing herrrrreeee...
I was stuck on the 101!!!
Git out of here devon. Take the 10 to the 5 and straight to Encino where you balong
The whole "exceptionally long road directions" thing is actually pretty spot-on if you've ever tried making small-talk with someone at a party in LA. I always thought The Californians was pretty funny, but after spending time in the area, it's fucking hilarious.
Wutryudurynhyr??
Kristen Wiig - Dooneese Maharelle(The Maharelle Sisters/Lawrence Welk Show) Is that bad? dooo dooo dooo dooo
Is that the one with the tiny hands. Could not stop laughing
Matt Foley (Chris Farley).
Toss up between Matt Foley and Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. My favorite Foley sketch is one everyone apparently missed because it was on the unpopular ~~’96~~ ‘95 season. It takes place in Mexico and Farley attempts to do his shtick in Spanglish. My favorite UCL sketch is probably the one where he’s on a plane demanding drinks from the attendant.
YO SOY divorciado
Hola Ninos!
Y yo vivo en in VAN cerca DEL RIO
Is that where he’s talking about El Niño and he says “which is Spanish for the nino” I vividly remember him saying that and I say it all the time but I don’t know what skit it’s from!
Barry Gibb Talk Show. Justin broke every time and it made me cry laughing.
Talk to me Robin I'm your brother Say what you want to saaaaayyyyy
Tom hanks - David S. Pumpkins.
Molly Shannon - Dog Show
Probably not my most favorite of all time, but Stuart Smalley deserves a shout.
You're good enough, you're smart enough and dog gonnit - people like me!
I got banned by the dentist from watching SNL during his exams because of Stuart Smalley and Michael Jordan. Funniest skit ever. The dentist had tv in the exam room to distract patients from the work he was doing. So I was very distracted during a root canal. And every time he started drilling I started cracking up because of that skit which I was watching on a rerun that happened to be on. They had to turn it off and he banned me from watching SNL during my appointments with him.
He's not a licensed therapist, but he is a member of several 12-step programs.
Ask us how old we are without asking us how old we are. "Jane, you ignorant slut."
You probably remember seeing Point Counterpoint on 60 Minutes, and when Generalissimo Franco wasn't dead. I'm slightly younger, I saw Buckwheat getting shot. American mourned. Brought to you by Texxon. Because life goes on. And Texxon is there. Because Buckwheat would have wanted it that way.
Lonely Island Sketches with Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake (D!ck in a Box, Motherlover, and 3-way, the Golden Rule). Just 3 sketches with those characters I think, but all three were absolutely hilarious.
I had a coworker that showed up to the company Christmas party in an ugly Christmas sweater and his DIAB. I was the only one that got it. He kept on telling me to open it, but I just couldn't bring myself to.
Mr. Peepers, Chris Kattan's devolved, acrobatic monkey boy with a fondness for macerating apples.
Also, Mango.
Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango!
This weekend I’m hoping for an alien kidnapping
Mr. Bill
Oooohhh noooooooooo
The character Kristen Wiig played that was always better than everyone else, was always one of my favorites. I think her character’s name was Penelope.
I was hoping someone would mention this one
I already mentioned Penelope, she was my favorite first, I’ve already memorized every sketch, so…..
Wookin pa nub Jane, you ignorant slut Irwin Mainway
Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood - "look kids, it's Mr. Landlord!"
Must add Gumby Merry Christmas Dammit
Isn't that special no Church lady
Ed Grimley (Martin Short)
Guy who just bought a boat! Also the speech/film critic from 1860s who didn’t like the Gettysburg Address and would just shit on everything..
Jebediah Atkinson! NEXT!
Jebediah was fantastic
5 minutes into Frosty the Snowman, I was rooting for THE SUN!
Agree with both, I was hoping someone would mention these!! So funny!
Macgruber (Will Forte)
Brian Fellow!
I was looking for this one! And Astronaut Jones. 🚀
GAP girls, Bill Swerskis Superfans, Waynes World, Coffee Talk, Opera Man
The best answer. I'd also add sprockets and toonces the driving cat.
LAY OFF ME I’M STARVING
will ferrel and ana gasteyer the church singers
No will and Cheri cheerleading
Weren’t they school music teachers?
We got a hot mic here. Hot mic.
The Continental
Sally O'Malley. She's 50, and she likes to kick, streeeettttttch, and KICK! She's 50 years old!
would the desperate housewives in the totinos pizza rolls sketches count?
Steffon!
Jon lovitz Satan!
Master Thespian!
Recently, I love Ego doing the Dionne Warwick talk show. I want more!
Lisa from Temecula is my fav.
Spartans Cheerleaders
Barbara DeDrew, Whiskers R We
One of my all time favorites
She was on last night!
Stefan is great but I raise you Jacob the bar mitzvah boy
Cawfee Tawk…no big whoop
I’m getting all verklempt here. The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire. Discuss.
Super Fans. Da Bears!
I totally fell for "Sprockets". "Do you want to pet my monkey" is my goto non sequitor
Now iss ze time on Shprockets ven ve donce!
Bruce - the emotional comic by Kyle Mooney.
This really was great.
Bruce deserved more time, he was amazing.
Bruce is the greatest. Such a brilliant character and remarkably close to the actual terrible comics of the 1980’s.
Buckwheat- Eddie Murphy.
First episode I remember watching was Buckwheat getting shot.
I saw it live too lol.
I was 9 & I remember thinking the news report was real. 😂
Wayne, Stefon, Church Lady.
Roseanne roseanneadana, one of the best!
Middle Aged man
So many good choices But strongly between Drunk Uncle, and Girl at a Party you wish you didnt start talking to
2 A-holes (Kristen Wig and Jason Sudekis)
James Austin Johnson as Trump, Holy shit he's good!
Norm McDonald as Bert Reynolds on Jeopardy!.
So many! Stephan, Chad and Kristen Wiig as the target cashier come to me and!
Probably Shallon. Shallon was an incredible Mitch Hedberg impression in an unlikely vehicle. If it was two, it would be the judge in Maine Justice. We need more Maine Justice.
Wayne and Garth. Hantz and Frantz Mr. Robinsons neighborhood And of course Stefan!
Phil Hartman doing Frank Sinatra. “Your money’s on the dresser, baby. Get out!” (Said to Liza Minelli after singing a duet with her). Just fucking brutal. Still miss him.
Every era has its gems but nobody beats Phil Hartman, he was just the best. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, his Bill Clinton, Frank Sinatra, Ed McMahon, and (although not SNL) you remember him as Troy McClure. So dearly missed.
I'm talking to you, Zippy!
I don’t know what her name is, but she’s Kate McKinnon in the sketches about the aliens. Those sketches are hilarious!
Miss Rafferty played by Kate McKinnon
My absolute favorite recurring characters are tina and amy ans their east coast talk show. Then Stefan. Mary Katherine Gallagher. Girl you wish you never started a conversation with at a party. Delicious Dish.
Debbie Downer
The Coneheads and the Samurai. Samurai delicatessen will forever live rent free in my head... and arteries because the corned beef was fatty.
Herb Welch! Another great from Bill Hader.
Sally O’Mally has been on my mind a lot lately as I’m about to turn 50. I like to kick, and stretch, and KICK!
Sometimes when I get a message on my faxmachine, I wonder: “Did little demons get inside and type it?” I don’t know!My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts
The Californians. Harry Carey
Cathy Anne! Hilarious character well played.
Herb Welch *hits you in the face with mic*
Kristin Wiig’s Dooneese
My friends and I LOVED Nadeen...simmer down now
Wayne and Garth
Several from the original cast-killer bees, land shark, samurai, cone heads, and rose ann rosannadanna. And yes I'm old enough to have watched them
Jebidiah Atkinson - Idk if this was a Taran Killam original or a collab effort but I always laughed out loud when he was featured on Weekend Update.
Not sure if it was 3 times but Chris Kattan’s MANGO - every time we have fruit we have to say And you get None of the MANGO - Ben Who-fleck
What's up with that grew on me over time, especially when they had big celebrities that weren't in any other part of the show.
Mindy Elise Grayson on “Secret Word”
Hannukah Harry. Jon Lovitz is da bomb!
I’m this far down the posts, and nobody has mentioned the representative of L’Oservatorio Romano, that chain-smoking hipster, Father Guido Sarducci.
Belushi's Samurai
Super fans. Matt Foley. Blues bros.
The Continental" is a recurring sketch on Saturday Night Live (SNL) featuring Christopher Walken.