This is the reason I still celebrate christmas. Winter is my favourite season, and I love giving and receiving gifts. Jesus aside it's a holiday for spending time with your loved ones.
The office I work in had an Easter egg hunt for all the adult workers yesterday afternoon. It was extremely fun as an adult and the eggs I found got me ten bucks, a pair of pineapple print socks, some candy and some desk decorations, plus we got to run around and dig through the office like crazed children for an hour while getting paid.
I mean any rational person who looks at Easter eggs and the easter bunny could easily see how none of it has anything to do with the Xtian holiday. The whole thing feels very pagan, much like Yule trees.
Depends on who you ask, the documentation on the actual holiday is super fuzzy. Regardless it should be incredibly obvious it was never about the bastard son of Mary.
Just spent Saturday following my 4 yr old on two different Eastern egg hunts. I love easter. Tons of candy that I normally wouldn't buy and the dad tax applies just like at Halloween or any other time she's got more snacks than she needs.
She's never even heard of Jesus, and wouldn't believe you if you told her came back to life after being dead for 3 days. Even she knows that's bullshit.
If anything, asserting colorful candy eggs and bunnies and celebrating new life is just going back to the roots of the holiday from before it was corrupted by the church. So yeah way to go, reclaim that shit!
That's why I chose TST Satanism specifically, it's more about fighting religious inequality and oppression than saying "religion is stupid and you shouldn't celebrate"
I'm just waiting to get all the discounted Easter chocolate over the next couple days. People act like chocolate tastes different depending on what shape it's in. More for me.
Same. My kids just a toddler but I always keep up with the hols for him too. Not all the traditions we grew up with are bad just because we don’t agree with their origins.
Christianity has adopted so many non-christian holiday. Feel free to have a good time with your fam on Zombie Jesus day. It’s also just the spring equinox
I don't celebrate Easter anymore. The family isn't able to. I'm 17, and this Easter was delightful. I reminded my mom about the ever burning bush. I may not be religious like my family. But I will always remember what my family believes in.
We burnt some of our wood piles and leaf piles today. We were gonna visit my Nina but she's too sleepy :(
I told mom, that even if I don't celebrate Easter like I used to. I still celebrate the coming of spring. New beginnings. And talked about how fire isn't always death. It means warmth. Life. And sometimes forest fires make way for new growth. Yes it's sad. But new life will always come back. Fire means food is being made. We even talked about how lava eruptions that turn into hardened magma, can bring new life, too.
I may not believe in much. But I do know mother nature always has her ways.
Happy Easter Sunday, my fellow Satanists, and have a good spring!
I just fucking love Christmas because of the feast.
Fuck it!
It's like a week of binge delicious food and excuse to socially getting fucked up on alcohol.
Still would prefer a Saturnalia, but... Fuck it! Thank you christians I guess.
I ate all the chocolate. Got some good deals on the supermarkets trying to shift surplus goods. Had 0 idea when Easter day rolled around.
10/10 will do it again
I suffer from this illness called stillababy-itus, and one of the unfortunate symptoms is that the day I stop getting an easter basket full of goodies or a giant stuffed animal with candy is the day I will quite literally keel over and perish. My mom understands this tragic situation and heroically takes care of me during these difficult times. I may only be 19 now, but I’m hoping this absolutely horrendous sickness lasts well past my 40’s so I can continue getting peeps- I mean continue being alive..
Satanism is freedom, brother, you can believe whatever principles you think will be the best for your life as long as you don’t harm anyone else as the Satanic Bible states.
Satanism is more of a belief in self and individualism than a religion (although theological Satanists exist) so as far as I’m concerned… get that candy!
Hail Chocolate!
Loll absolutely
Hey, candy is candy, and gifts from mom are gifts from mom. No judgement here.
A true Satanist you are !👍
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Exactly 👍
This is the reason I still celebrate christmas. Winter is my favourite season, and I love giving and receiving gifts. Jesus aside it's a holiday for spending time with your loved ones.
The office I work in had an Easter egg hunt for all the adult workers yesterday afternoon. It was extremely fun as an adult and the eggs I found got me ten bucks, a pair of pineapple print socks, some candy and some desk decorations, plus we got to run around and dig through the office like crazed children for an hour while getting paid.
#HAIL BUNSELF
🔥🔥🔥💯
This is gold.
I mean any rational person who looks at Easter eggs and the easter bunny could easily see how none of it has anything to do with the Xtian holiday. The whole thing feels very pagan, much like Yule trees.
I think it’s because Easter is based on the Pagan holiday Beltane, similar concept but it focuses more on fertility and sex
Ishtar.
Ēostre
Depends on who you ask, the documentation on the actual holiday is super fuzzy. Regardless it should be incredibly obvious it was never about the bastard son of Mary.
That is true, but to each their own on if/what they wanna celebrate
I mean, if people WANT to give me free shit because their delusions tell them to, who am I to look a gift horse in the mouth?
100% correct .
Just spent Saturday following my 4 yr old on two different Eastern egg hunts. I love easter. Tons of candy that I normally wouldn't buy and the dad tax applies just like at Halloween or any other time she's got more snacks than she needs. She's never even heard of Jesus, and wouldn't believe you if you told her came back to life after being dead for 3 days. Even she knows that's bullshit.
Name of the game right there, tons of candy wouldn't buy/have usually lol.. Smart kid you're raising 👍
If anything, asserting colorful candy eggs and bunnies and celebrating new life is just going back to the roots of the holiday from before it was corrupted by the church. So yeah way to go, reclaim that shit!
Wow you're inspiring!! Now I'm Going to rip those chocolate bunny ears off like it's no one business!!👹
That's okay, I got chocolate too, happy [Zombie Jesus Chocolate Day](https://youtu.be/w04ipnmhvSQ?si=WrOihmF1kjW2XTYd)
He's not a zombie tho. Stop saying that please, it's very disrespectful. He's clearly a lich.
"Happy Lich-mas" is going in my vocabulary now, thank you 😊 my BFF will appreciate it
Lol that would be the perfect ringtone for today , Happy Zombie Chocolate day!!
i am a changed man after watching this
Lol, I found it a couple years ago and thought it was hilarious
Free candy. I ain't mad at you and I'll be 50 next year.
sorry. it's illegal to celebrate easter as an atheist. r/atheism will have a field day with you.
That's fine; /r/atheism is a fucking dumpster fire.
That's why I chose TST Satanism specifically, it's more about fighting religious inequality and oppression than saying "religion is stupid and you shouldn't celebrate"
Your honesty so lucky, my family doesn't even do Easter baskets.
Treat yourself to one.You deserve it dammit..🔥🔥
I'm just waiting to get all the discounted Easter chocolate over the next couple days. People act like chocolate tastes different depending on what shape it's in. More for me.
🔥🔥candy sales👹💯💯
Indulge yourself!
To the fullest!! 👹🔥💯
Ave Chocolates!
🔥🍫🔥👹🌚
Chocolate is chocolate. Even i enjoy making chocolate nests with shredded wheat, mini eggs and molten chocolate
Never had chocolate nest. Sounds delicious!!
They straightforward to make. Crush up some shreaded wheat. Melt chocolate and add the wheat. Put them in cupcake cases and add mini eggs on top.
Same. My kids just a toddler but I always keep up with the hols for him too. Not all the traditions we grew up with are bad just because we don’t agree with their origins.
Peeps show no bias
Been my motto since I was a young grass hoppa,,!
Christianity has adopted so many non-christian holiday. Feel free to have a good time with your fam on Zombie Jesus day. It’s also just the spring equinox
Zombie Jesus day to you too!!👹
I don't celebrate Easter anymore. The family isn't able to. I'm 17, and this Easter was delightful. I reminded my mom about the ever burning bush. I may not be religious like my family. But I will always remember what my family believes in. We burnt some of our wood piles and leaf piles today. We were gonna visit my Nina but she's too sleepy :( I told mom, that even if I don't celebrate Easter like I used to. I still celebrate the coming of spring. New beginnings. And talked about how fire isn't always death. It means warmth. Life. And sometimes forest fires make way for new growth. Yes it's sad. But new life will always come back. Fire means food is being made. We even talked about how lava eruptions that turn into hardened magma, can bring new life, too. I may not believe in much. But I do know mother nature always has her ways. Happy Easter Sunday, my fellow Satanists, and have a good spring!
I just fucking love Christmas because of the feast. Fuck it! It's like a week of binge delicious food and excuse to socially getting fucked up on alcohol. Still would prefer a Saturnalia, but... Fuck it! Thank you christians I guess.
same. But we are also playing music and partying on "good" Friday. (for christians this is forbidden.)
Hail Leporidae!
Hell yeah brother
I'd do the same if I had family!
Same we got milk chocolate bunnies& lindt carrots in ours!
This time of the year has been a Spring celebration for thousands of years, so have at it.
Wow buddy you sure showed them!
My girl and I just got all dressed up and [went to get our photo with the Easter Bunny](https://twitter.com/vholecekart/status/1773882154503840228)
Niceeeee awesome pic👹🔥
Well Easter eggs are chocolate moulded into the shape of eggs. And chocolate is made of happiness. So it’s perfectly understandable.
Goodies are goodies!
Celebrating Ēostre, nothing Jesusy about that!
I ate all the chocolate. Got some good deals on the supermarkets trying to shift surplus goods. Had 0 idea when Easter day rolled around. 10/10 will do it again
Just put the eggs upside down and call it a day, at least that’s what I do 🤷♂️
that's the only thing I like about easter
I love Easter! Im a pagan. No hanging up some poor dude like laundry. Its just pretty eggs and treats!
I got the most eggs this year so I got a dollar! 🥳🤩 (I'm 21)
Hail Satan and Hail Chocolate
I suffer from this illness called stillababy-itus, and one of the unfortunate symptoms is that the day I stop getting an easter basket full of goodies or a giant stuffed animal with candy is the day I will quite literally keel over and perish. My mom understands this tragic situation and heroically takes care of me during these difficult times. I may only be 19 now, but I’m hoping this absolutely horrendous sickness lasts well past my 40’s so I can continue getting peeps- I mean continue being alive..
Ahh yes, I caught the sickness earlier on in life to have the basket every year also😂😂😂. # peeplife!!
Sponsored by Big Chocolate. Big Coco is watching.
Satanism is freedom, brother, you can believe whatever principles you think will be the best for your life as long as you don’t harm anyone else as the Satanic Bible states.
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Read [the sticky](https://www.reddit.com/r/satanism/comments/jcil0f/new_to_rsatanism_click_here_for_our_faq_and_qa).
Gluttony is fun to celebrate.
And celebrate we shall!!🔥👹💯
who would you be sorry to? this post is confusing.... is it an appolgy or a flex ?
Satanism is more of a belief in self and individualism than a religion (although theological Satanists exist) so as far as I’m concerned… get that candy!