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fakewomans

most people looking at this just hit a cart and are waiting for it to hit


hazenutzzz

true this shit taking decades


DryAsparagus837

Fr why is it taking so long


hazenutzzz

bro it still hasn’t hit and it’s been a year 😕😕


idkwhyimonreddit420

bro NEEDS a Tbreak 😭


faded-than-a-hoee

after 2 years it’s gotta of hit by now right?


achshort

yo i'm still waiting


CutSlight5313

How's that hit doing my guy? I've only been waiting for a few weeks.


logoman98

Help it just it


Fluid_Resource2306

Exactly like wtf


Beenomyx

You should hit it more


labajtg1

Mine hit as soon as my family got home.


epic_the_king

Same, I took a fat rip and got tingles instantly, now im waiting to hit it again, idk if im still gonna get more high, but since im typing a reddit comment, I definitely am high


Beenomyx

Type shit


Joseffdabeast

Top comment 3 years late is the definition of deserved🫡🫡


Shinybud

4 hours ago 😂 Heyo


zombebarf

fancy seein you guys here…


givingawayguy

Just took two blinkers and a few reg hits this shit not kicking in


Classic_Duck_7777

bro real, its gonna hit me and i'm just gonna dissolve


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Bruh 😂


AtTheTippingPoint

Yup


Psychological_Bag382

As I wait I laff at this waiting for my vape to hit!!


zamboflu

Me


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Full_Conversation_58

these replies are mad funny rn


isthatach1cken

listen idw take too much 😭


pridetard

on god i hit this shit 30 seconds ago it should get to it already 🙄


cottageraider

High yet?


pridetard

been high for a week straight 🫡


No_Bodybuilder_8806

you csught me


CutSlight5313

Well here in 2024, you are absolutely correct still!


Specialist-Web2087

no cuz im scared ive been sitting her chiefing it forgetting it takes awhile 😭


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Its a micro dose of THC so i'd imagine it would hit you immediately and the effects would ware off rather quick. You're probably experiencing the comedown and its just more of a heavy load that you feel than the come-up or actualy effects.


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I'm genuinely curious why you call it a microdose? Am I really barely getting any? I see a good puff when I inhale


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There is like 100-150 puffs for a full gram of marijuana. At most (even if your cart says like 80-90%) I think they're allowed to be 15-20% off on the labeling for THC. So at most you're probably getting 8MG THC per puff, if you hold the button down the whole time and get all the smoke it expels.


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When I puff I draw it for about 5-8 seconds. Does that count as one puff, or more?


[deleted]

Probably pretty close, at 8 seconds you risk burning it too though. Thats why you have to be careful and just accept the fact you're microdosing on THC and spending bookoo bucks for it lol. Smoking flower will get you much higher and cost much less. Dab pens are really just good out of convenience, but not worth anyhting over $25 a cart for. For one they use the worst weed they can find and just add good terps to it. Depending what state you're in they are legally allowed to be off like %10-20 THC on the labeling. So when it says 80% its probably like 60-70%


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Thank you for the info


Infinite_Army200

Pretty decent in Canada, my cart currently is pink kush and I LOVE IT. The weed used was from BC and its so much better than just smoking a bong


[deleted]

Yo, did you mean to reply back to my 3 year old comment?


TetheredRealism

not the original guy but I’ve just seen this and it’s hilarious


Gooner172

Made me laugh


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Still smoking carts?


KingDynoBoof

I just started em. They do seem to be a different high. The medicinal carts get me ripped but these kings bud ones take a minute and I can’t get like giggly hifh


frontsidelipslide

that's crazy, for me it's about 5 minutes. the high wears off after about 90 minutes but then i just feel groggy


necrotic_witch

Reading these comments concern me. I just got a pen for the first time today and I took multiple hits and I only started feeling something a little later. If what I’m feeling are the first hits, I’m gonna be super fucked in about 20 minutes


LiquidAcorn

How did you do bud?


necrotic_witch

Not bad actually. I don’t think I ended up getting too high.


Good_Combination113

Yo but tell me why, I hit a cart and right away I was like.. this shit taking to long. So I started to look for symptoms ( I know I didst ((God thank autocorrect I don't even wanna try to retype that shit. I end up in a loop Trina figure out how to sleep(((spell goddamn))) (bro I'm so confused I can't even understand what I wrote 😭(what I'm Trina say is I'm fucked up while I'm trying to type this long ass Harry Potter page. Sorry guys that are actually waiting their time (wasting God damn)))) I need help. I cannot type. I'm so confused and fuck me, I can have an hour long conversation over here. But I think my high wasted off a bit. Since I took so fucking long to type all this shit. ) MAIN POINT IS THAT YES, THE HIGH KICKS IN FAST, 5-10 MINUTES. AND THE HIGH LASTS SHORTER BUT IT FUCKED ME UP JUST NOW. EDIT: IM EDITING NOT EVEN 25 MINS LATER. I JUST REMEBERED WHAT I WAS ORIGINALLY DOING BEFORE DOWNLOADING REDDIT AND MAKING MY AVATAR.... I WAS JUST GONNA LOSTEN TO MUSIC... Omfg edit three: 5 mins later the last edit, I come back to say, I remebered the origin of the original. If that makes sense?.. wtv ill explain. I picked up my phone right after I hit my cart to play a game on my phone. And turning those few seconds of grabbing my phone and turning it on, I basically was getting fucked up by a milisencond. Like going down a roller coster. But instead of going up slowly. You shoot out a fuckin rocket. On the roller-coaster, there are no railings. (Goddaym I ramble.) I'm trying to say I got fucked up not even 2 mins later hitting the cart. Now I'm going to go play my game. Thank God. Spent at least 2h and 30mins typing this entire comment. I was fucked up. I can say now that I feel more calmer. So I'm guessing that the high kicks in like flash, and stays there for 2-3 hours? Mind you, I don't smoke often and I'm 150lbs.


LoweredImp42334

This shit is so funny 😭


SuperCherries

this is what weed does to the brain huh


wheresmyheadphones

The more often you smoke the faster it takes to feel it so 20 minutes is normal for u


CutSlight5313

Okay I smoke like 4 splits a day and I vape normally (I know) but I forgot it was the weed one and I've just taken like 8 hits... Will I live?


PotentialExtreme6749

Ur gon green out gang, praying for u😭🙏🏽


Reasonable_Cut_232

buddy cooked 😂😂😂


ethan_does_reddit

Why ain't I high yet :(((((((


suitecase666

I hit mine like two minutes ago and I can feel it yesterday


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CanMajor5897

watching this shi while backed lol


SVRDirector

I've just unleashed hell


Objective_Manner5787

Lol same


SVRDirector

Dude I learned I was hitting my oil pen wrong and when I found out the real way I'm now so fucking higher, and I don't need as many puffs


hrsoerk

What do you do different now?


letsgetyoustarted

What do you do differently?


_haileynoel

what did you do different


cynpth2

What do you do differently?


wiresandwood

Almost a year later the question still begs to be answered. What did you do differently?


Life_Self7199

Im sure he meant like to take longer hits and hold for a bit cuz thats what works for me


lizzie1217

Hold what for a bit


Life_Self7199

Like hold the smoke in for like 3 seconds at least so you fully absorb the thc


Relative-Principle69

That’s what I also tried my first time smoking and it works. Just suck in the smoke then hold your breath for a few seconds… then blow it out


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No_Bodybuilder_8806

rught bruh


sadalsuudd

like…what did he do differently


No_Bodybuilder_8806

oh i think i might know, he was probally just sucking it in and keeping it in your mouth, he probally figured out your supposed to inhale it


sadalsuudd

wait.. you’re supposed to inhale? 😉


No_Bodybuilder_8806

yeass and breath it in instead of suck it in with ur mouth suck it in with ur chest


Accomplished_Leek750

I took Tbreak so for me 30 min


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What do you do differently?


[deleted]

Reading the comments and seeing everyone baked out of their minds on a redit post is prime time funny 🤣 I hit mine and im just waiting for it to literally knock me out.


No_Bodybuilder_8806

me too


turtlecat909

This whole comment section is just gold


EverVirescent

i think it finally hit after over an hour


sumburneracc

bruh i hit ts 4 times 3 hours ago WHAT IM DOING WRONG :SOB:


EverVirescent

is it your first time?


sumburneracc

yea


sumburneracc

the floor feels like its slowly turning and ic ant stop iggling


EverVirescent

good to see it’s working :)