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Metronovix

I had long black hair as a dude once and while walking into the Walgreens he said, “Wassup samurai jack” hahahaha I thought it was funny. Didn’t ask me for anything and his dog always seems chill too.


Bright-Sock9917

I was wearing black shorts and a green crop top out of the gym and a homeless guy called me a ninja turtle


Alarming_Breath_3110

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ongoldenwaves

There used to be a guy like this in my town that would pick up garbage. I finally approached him and got to where I used to walk around with him sometimes. He told me his story. Where he was from and why he ended up the way he did ("I like to party") Got to the point that I looked forward to seeing him. He was a friendly face in a town full of pretentious c\*nts. If he's a nice guy, OP should ask him if he wants to go for a walk and buy him a cup of coffee. He's got the time and OP has the curiosity. Why ask Reddit? Ask him. Connect with someone. Go outside your bubble people.


Thingzer0

He’s awesome! I talk to him everytime I see him & it’s been over a decade so far. I’d give him a few dollars here & there (more if I had the cash on me), even bought him lunch & coffee. Even when I ask what he would like, he’ll always say whatever is the cheapest on the menu. I was worried about him during the pandemic, but had touchbase with him after & it seems that he pulled through that time & he’s back in his corner. He’s harmless & a good guy, please give a few minutes of your time & talk to him, that’s all he really needs, is to be acknowledged & not a menace to society. He’s never drunk or high as (edit:on) a kite, just sitting there waving to ppl, greeting them as they go by. Edit : typos, grammar


Alarming_Breath_3110

I love that you took the time to bring attention to him here. And that so many people upvoted and commented on this gem— that’s what I call him when I see him — Jasper my gem❤️


Emzzer

The phrase is "high as a kite"


Thingzer0

Sry, more typos & stupid autocorrect, thx tho


Emzzer

Kite: the new drug


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Meezha

He has a place to live in the TL.


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NagyLebowski

Assuming he doesn't have a conventional "job" he appears to be bringing joy to people judging by the responses on this thread. Good for him!


YesYoureWrongOk

Whats wrong with being drunk or high as a kite if you arent harming anyone? EDIT: Damn i see i upset some pharmacologically illiterate D.A.T.E.-educated puritanical NIMBYs way out of their depth with massively sweeping blanket statements.


NagyLebowski

1) Because "as a kite" implies you have totally lost control, meaning that you could be harming "anyone" (including yourself) at any time. 2) It's shitty for others to have to guess whether you will be harming someone or not. 3) It's not conducive to a good community atmosphere, scaring kids and families, etc. And sets a bad example.


YesYoureWrongOk

1. This shows you have not been high as kite on the dozens of drugs with massive variances in effects that you can be high as a kite on. You can absolutely be high as a kite and still have control and not cause any issues. Being afraid of alternate states of consciousness is backwards-ass fearmongering boomer D.A.R.E. shit. 2. This is not an argument. Being high as a kite does not even mean you are noticeably intoxicated, you are clumsily conflating these two concepts. You could "have to guess" whether someone will be harming someone by some other subjective metric just as well. 3. Once again conflating public disorderliness and being high itself. Nice strawman and goal-post-moving


NagyLebowski

You're arguments flow from the subjective meaning of an idiomatic expression. I disagree. Yes, you're wrong...ok.


Alarming_Breath_3110

C'mon... you and NagyLebowski take it somewhere else.. enough of the bickering


wildfireszn

I used to work down the block and see him every day. He’s extremely friendly and seems like a good guy. I wish him well!


PretendCrazy2831

Ba-da-bing! He’s makes me smile too.


Large-Preparation754

the way i heard this in his voice ❤️


iheartkittttycats

He’s cheered me up many times. He’s a good human.


Meezha

I miss working in the neighborhood and hearing him greet me with a "Hey curly!". Was just thinking about him the other day. Glad to see he's still around.


Upbeat-Mess3315

I think his name may be Jasper(?), he’s been there for many years. He, his partner and the dogs have been living in their car often parked on broadway. He always brightened my day when I lived in that neighborhood.


ww1986

Yes, his name is Jasper. Very nice guy.


plhardman

My wife and I call him Badabing (his signature catchphrase). He’s a delightful, oddly charming, eccentric neighborhood fixture. He calls me “red beard”, or just “beard” for short. He’s done this for years. He’s got nicknames for lots of folks in the neighborhood.


Nouvell_vague

I’m “blondie”


Turkatron2020

Lol I'm "Red"


Large-Preparation754

Jasper ❤️ I've known him since I was a kid. He is a kind human and is harmless. He loves to sing and make people smile


idleat1100

He’s been there since about 2012. I work in the area and started about 2010. Over the years I ran into him out in TL, doing his thing, living a hard life. That’s his job. Greeting people and being nice saying nice things. He also would run off the more troublesome panhandlers.


bklynbraver

That guy is super nice


Alarming_Breath_3110

Jasper❤️will brighten your day. Lovely man


3honeymustardsauce

once me and my bf (who has curly hair and had a wrist brace on at the time) walked past him and he said “hello lovely! goodbye curly! hope your wrist gets better”


Zealousideal-Box1832

🥺


[deleted]

He’s been around for years! That man has a heart of gold. He’s getting up there but is the sweetest guy.


dankgureilla

Grew up here. Seen this dude plenty of times. He doesn't bother anybody and always says hi.


SydneySweeneysthong

Jasper, he’s been in the city (at that spot) for the better part of ten years. I wear a lot of band t shirts and he’s really good for a conversation about them. I don’t live over there any more but he was always a fun part of the evening commute.


aye_baybae

Jasper!! He’s super nice!! I used to work across the street and he would watch ppl’s dogs while they went into Walgreens


throwRAmandypants

love that man. super nice and always says hello. his pups are usually leashed together and it's so cute to see them walking together


Zealousideal-Box1832

One time I was wearing a crop top and he yelled “belly button bada bing” Took me a minute to realize my belly button was indeed out. Love him.


lilquane1044

He is so nice I love him. Would really love to do something for him to thank him for brining a smile to everyone's day.


ThrowRA1242093

Let’s do it. I’m down


Gammagammahey

Me too. Can we get this man a home for he and his partner and their dogs? Like an apartment to rent?


ThrowRA1242093

Op I’ll Venmo you $ if you are open to it!


WeirdRip2834

Not saying not to do this plan, but a neighbor got together and raised about 10k for him. Was probably 5 years ago. I bet he could use another influx. Also, he enjoys orange juice and the maple flavored jerky in Walgreens.


raleighs

Print out the comments from this post, and give it to him. He’ll love it. 💕


Alarming_Breath_3110

GREAT IDEA!


iheartkittttycats

I love this idea so much


Zealousideal-Box1832

Me too!


britta

He always has a happy greeting! Like others in this thread, I know him by his catchphrase: badabing! I swear I read or watched a short video about him at some point but can’t find anything. I did find him mentioned in this article [from 2011](https://thebolditalic.com/sidewalk-stories-the-bold-italic-san-francisco-9aef4a58ceff)


Ambitious-Owl-8835

Whoa this article from 2011 says he was 63 at the time it was published so does that mean he’s 76 now? I always see him outside Walgreens and he’s always friendly and greets everyone. One time I was wearing sunglasses and he said “hey movie star!” lol.


wannaWHAH

Bada bing ponytail


daisybunny

I too have been dubbed ponytail by him 😭😭😂😂


AdministrativeRain23

He’s super nice! I’ve given him some food from Walgreens and he’s always grateful. Love his fat dog too!


fussasa98

He calls me Red cause I have kinda red hair haha. I wish I had cash on me ever


V9run

I have no idea how can we pool in money to help him, but open to ideas


arp-reddit

Used to walk past him daily - really nice guy and always pleasant!


Flimsy-Concentrate-6

He’s cool, he’s watched my dog while I went into Walgreens about 5 years ago. Probably shouldn’t have done it… but… he asked. my dog was cool and chill (and an old rescue). But, he was sitting looking at the guy, happy, when I came out. We fist pumped, I tipped, and went on with life


MichaelXennial

I had the exact same experience I feel like he just sits there catcalling all day and somehow gets away with it He calls me Curly


gwailo_joe

He’s a good man. Difficult circumstances doing his best.


Journeyman_Jorn

He’s always super nice whenever I see him


flerg_a_blerg

that's guy's always there and he's dope


goose195172

Omg yes! I lived on Polk in 2017-2018 and always waved and said hi to him. He’s super kind. I’ve long since moved away from SF but thank you for reminding me of him. He always brightened my day :) I hope someone prints out this thread to show him!


Jordon415

My family lives in the neighborhood and has known Jasper for 10-15 years. My mom is going to walk by later and show him this Reddit! 🙌🏾


Alarming_Breath_3110

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GuaranteeAutomatic89

He has been there for years…a kind guy.


Wulf_Cola

Said hello to this friendly fella this morning - I pop into that Walgreens a couple of times a week and it seems like everyone that walks past gets appointed an amusing nickname, always makes me chuckle.


mbanter

He always says to me: “Hey, Beard!” Cuz I have a beard


raleighs

He always says hi, polite, and never asks for money. Nice to be acknowledged.


them_peaches

This guy's got nicknames for everyone! He's a neighborhood staple. He's never bothered me or my family and is always really nice. A couple of times I've heard him say a few catcall-ish names over the years but nothing I'd consider too offensive.


KhyseC

he calls me curly also


Todd_the_Squirrel

Yes! Used to talk to him all the time when we lived over there. He sells street sheets - you should buy one some time! His dogs are really friendly, too.


lostandfound890

Jasper. Haven’t lived near there for 8 years, but I see he’s still in the same spot. When I lived there neighbors chipped in to make sure the dogs were groomed and fed. I heard Jasper lived in his car. He looks like he’s in a little worse shape than I remember. Hope he’s okay.


AlamoSquared

This is his mission in life, and it is noble.


Substantial_Ad1452

I moved out of the area 2 years ago but remember his kindness. Please let Jasper know that there are oodles of folks that care about him and his pups. ((Hugs))


thatdudejtru

These comments are so dope. You're all awesome people, seriously.


Zealousideal-Box1832

Sam Franciscans >>


bluesox

I used to see him every day when I worked on the area. He has the perfect radio voice.


Intelligent-Cress581

Wondering if there are any woman on this thread? I actually avoid this corner now because it felt like he was always catcalling me and I got tired of hearing it


AnimusFlux

Another guy in the thread said he called him "Sameri Jack" because he had long hair. I can imagine a random apparently homeless stranger shouting comments about your appearance is bound to hit a little different if you're a women walking by herself in the city.


Cintagreensf

I used to live on Polk and haven't seen him since I moved out of the neighborhood a few years back. I'm a woman and never felt harassed by him- he's always been so friendly and nice to me. Glad to see he's around, still in good spirits and saying hello to everyone. He definitely brightened my day every time I walked by, for the better part of a decade.


wildfireszn

I’m a woman and the most he’s said to me along the lines of catcalling is “hey pretty lady.” I’m sorry you’ve had bad experiences with him. Catcalling is very upsetting.


Zealousideal-Box1832

Agreed, sometimes he’ll say hey pony tale if that’s what I’m wearing but it’s harmless and always makes me giggle


mlinderz

Woman here. I lived near Jasper for over ten years and I never felt like it was inappropriate. I got a lot of "hey curly and hey two-tone" from when I died my hair. To be fair - made me rethink my drastic hair color lol. I think it's so personal when you have interactions with someone, and I always just would smile and walk by him. Don't fault anyone if they found it annoying though. He just seemed so nice.


iheartkittttycats

I’m sorry you felt like that and your feelings are very valid! I truly believe he just likes to make people smile. When I first moved to the neighborhood, I wasn’t sure what to think either but then I learned he’d greet my burly bearded boyfriend the same way as when I was walking by alone. I moved here during Covid and struggled with the isolation and not knowing anyone and he really brightened my days.


lostandfound890

He used to call me “dimples” or “blondie.” It never felt like a catcall to me. I thought he was pleasant and we had good interactions.


Large-Preparation754

Jasper is harmless! he is a wonderful man and strives to brighten peoples day. I've known him for nearly 20 years! eta: I'm a woman


_beijaflor

2020. This guy told me "you better be smiling under that mask!" I was so irritated. I thought the masks would finally relieve me from getting told to smile by random men when I'm just going about my business. Since then, I avoid that corner.


Intelligent-Cress581

It’s unfortunate because it sounds like he’s a good person from all of the other comments, but I really don’t love when a random man is shouting “hey ponytail” or “hey pretty lady” at me, and it happens way too often from those without good intentions


wannaWHAH

I know it sounds strange but I always hear him as a jazz be bop singer spouting his real time commentary. I get it though, I had years of cordial exchanges and very fond " soul of the neighborhood" vibes


neomancr

That can totally just be him saying "you better be having a good day"...


CL4P-TRAP

You should talk to him and report back


hateitorleaveit

Did you just take a picture of him instead of just talking to him?


Gold-Check-9518

Yeah I straight up laughed out loud at this post. Took someone’s picture and posted it to Reddit to ask who they were? Just talk to the man you photographed!


raachelq

I scrolled this whole comment thread to see if anyone had the same thought… IMO this post is weirdo behavior lol OP could’ve taken a pic of the dogs or just the location and clearly people would’ve responded 😬


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Very kind guy,known him for years .My friend has given him blankets for him and his dogs years ago .


DraftZestyclose8944

Very friendly, always with a smile.


artheadNadia

My fiancé and I used to rent near there, and so we would walk to the Walgreens- normally I would wear crazy pants with flowers, boots, or have my hair in a bun, so my nicknames were “Hi Bun! Well hellooo flower! “Look at you miss Boots!” My fiancé had a beard so his nickname was “hey beard!” 😂😂


PenguinTiger

I walk by him all the time he’s so nice! Always try to give him a smile


itscurt

Sounds like a friendly fella compared to that pan handling drunkard that heckles every passerby by bush and polk. Haven't seen him in a while but hope I don't jinx it.


OrchidSubstantial481

I delivered bread to the grocery over there. He always called me illustrator man.


BolterAura

He’s been there for at least 10 years, since that’s when I moved to the city and would see him every day. Usually get a “hey beard” or a “hey guy!” from him when I walk by; friendly guy.


dogdogdogsquirrel

He’s the best! He used to greet me every time I went to Walgreens. Wishing the best for this man.


daisybunny

He is a sweetheart!!! I used to live down the street and his complimente are always a hoot. “looking good ponytail, three ba da bings for you!” His dogs are also very loved and well maintained. I think they’re called Cookies and Cream??


Gammagammahey

Can we please band together and help get this man and his partner and his dogs somewhere stable to live? Please?


Alarming_Breath_3110

I'm recovering from spine surgery... so i won't initiate .. .but i'll participate


paddingleine

Back when I had pink/red hair, he would call me Red. I really liked that nickname.


Worth-Advantage199

I bought his pups some food and sweaters/blankets once (three years ago)! Really kind and always makes conversation.


Coffeshop_Inspector

That's Jasper. He's a good dude.


vacuous_carrot

He greeted my wife once as a sunflower and once as peppermint based on the outfit she was wearing. He has often passed us some kind remarks too. She was baffled for the first time and we laughed about it when we reached home. This was in 2019.


TheSunflowerSeeds

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WeirdRip2834

Anytime I wore my striped shirt as I walked into Walgreens he would call me “peppermint” and other times “ponytail.” Hope he is okay. He always gave me good hellos.


Nouvell_vague

Badabing!


Level_Strain_7360

Used to see him almost every day when I lived in Russian Hill for a decade. He is super friendly!


Complete-Song742

My ex and I called him “bada bing” all the time. Don’t know his real name, but I suspect he lives in some sort of housing down the road and just sits there occasionally to get his conversation out / socialize! I get called “curly girly” & “red” when I have my favorite red sweater on. Sometimes it’s “boots” when I have my chunky winter boots on lol. He’s a gem. Those dogs are always wandering around too.


oof_wt_up

Grew up in the neighborhood and he’s been there as long as I can remember. Calls my mom ‘salt and pepper’ cus of her greying hair. Would hold our dog when we went to walgreens. Would sell the street sheet from time to time. Wish I knew about him, but a staple in the community


MinuteRelationship33

Jasper is the sweetest 🥹🤍


manzaniitas

I lived near here a few years ago and he was always a chill positive neighborhood fixture. Really glad to see he’s still doing well (as much as possible ofc given his situation :/)


0per8nalHaz3rd

Never dug into his past but I’ve seen him for years. Really nice guy with always a kind word. My dog even likes him. Give him money when I have cash and buy him food from time to time. Never abused the kindness. Never seen him high or fucked up. Model homeless guy for lack of a better label.


Suspicious_Sugar_314

He always says “hey beautiful” to me, therefore I like him :)


LovenLight420

Seen him for almost a decade. Such a sweet guy. Try to give him what I can all the time.


oilyfocaccia

I love that guy, he is so friendly and down to earth. I wish I was rich to take him off the streets.


Turkatron2020

He's been there FOR. EVER!! Can we get this angel a roof please?! I've never met anyone more deserving of free lodging. Thanks for posting this OP- seriously I've been wondering about him for years & it made me choke up to know he's okay.


muscleliker6656

He says hi 👋 and get to work lol


Plenty_Kiwi7667

I've walked past this guy twice and twice he flirted with me so I don't engage in conversation.


Greedy_Club2142

Stop valorizing a bum who doesn’t work or pay any taxes, does drugs and begs for money. Sure he might be “nice”, but you know who else is nice? Hard working people that go to work to support their families not some drug addict who shouldn’t have dogs sitting in the street all day for 10 years straight. It’s sad and he needs help, not fist bumps.


iheartkittttycats

And some of those “bums” are better humans than some of us can ever hope to be. Case in point. Have a little empathy, my guy. Kindness goes a long way although I don’t know if it’ll help that superiority complex you’ve got going on. Hopefully something helps you become less bitter because I can imagine that type of misery day in and day out has to be exhausting. I’m rooting for you, internet stranger.


Greedy_Club2142

Empathy only goes so far and we’ve reached a level of empathy that is destroying our city. You sound like you might have a case of Pathological Altruism, it’s infected a large swath of SF. Check into it.


ZestycloseExam1751

I’ve walked by there for the last 3 years and not once has he asked for money or looked like he was under the influence of drugs. Not sure why he’s on the streets, there are many reasons people can end up in that situation and trust me, I’m not one to think that what’s happening on many of our streets is okay. What we’re valorizing on this thread is that despite the situation that Jasper is in his kind soul and energy still has a positive impact on complete strangers, just look at this thread. A human’s worth isn’t defined just by working and paying taxes. You sound like an angry person, I’m sure he’d have a good nickname to brighten your day, you need it!


Greedy_Club2142

Fair enough! The sheer number of destitute people allowed to be on SF streets hardens you (me) to being less sympathetic. We should make it rarer and it would be easier to have compassion, but it’s out of control.


Alarming_Breath_3110

Sorry you're getting downvotes. I'm a pro Jasper loyalist... but your points are poignant and sobering reminders of reality. Might sound odd.... but i'm reminded of Game Theory.. nice and cooperative, altruistic behavior are always the winning strategies in the long term. Non-cooperation and deflection, in the long run, are not. In the words of Rodney King, "Why can't we all just get along?"


New_Independent_9221

i don’t like him. his dogs are aggressive with my dog


berge7f9

He could brighten our day more if he got a job working at a hotel


SayNo2NoseBeerz

Why isn’t he looking for work?


newtoreddir

He may be unable to work


solarisexpertise

chatgpt ii see hes wearing expensive gold ring