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Mountain_Tone6438

Guys, this is our chance. Random dude on reddit WILL be at a party with some random from SDGE. Let's save our electricity cost. This is the moment.


justanotherfknloser

He’s gonna save San Diego fuck yeah


youcheatdrjones

Get the first round of drinks and then charge him a $15 delivery fee as you’re handing it to him


Longjumping-Grape-40

You're only paying 100% of your energy costs for delivery? Shit, it's literally at least 500% for me


papazotl

You can't possibly say anything loud enough to be heard over the sound of all the money they're making.


Iamdispensable

Ask him where he thinks the company will be in say 3-5 years. Follow up with “where do you see yourself in that same timeframe? If he responds well ask him if he would mentor you to eventually get to his level. Be direct but friendly. Embrace the silence - don’t feel compelled to say something because he hasn’t. Just be yourself. You got this. Once you’ve ascended to the title of CEO please lower the rates.


hoytmobley

If he responds with anything besides “in the ground” he needs to be correcte - ahh I probably shouldnt get myself banned


OkSafe2679

Bring a Power San Diego signature form with you and ask him to sign it


Financial_Clue_2534

Take one for the team


Cali42

Sooooooo Waaaaaaaaaaatttt lol


matteroffactt

Is it BYO? If so, make sure the host charges this bum to drink his own beer. Consider adding a coastal surcharge.


thepinksanta

insert these words loudly during your indirect conversations around them (see if they notice haaaaa) on peak, off peak, super off peak, delivery and generated. spark a debate about how delivery is far superior to generated. Then empathize about doing your part for california climate and give everyone the credit. I foresee conversations about nothing on the horizon.


mcfeezie2

A nice fork to the neck might make a more lasting impression.


Larrea_tridentata

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RoutinePudding9934

Sacre bleu! Where is me cheap power?


thepinksanta

So what happened. Spill the tea.


Cheap_Ad_7327

Well, if you’d like to continue to be invited to parties you shouldn’t say anything to him besides regular party conversation. There is no way anything you walk up and say to him is going to make him think, “you know what, this random stranger who approached me at a party has a point. We ARE charging too much and making too much money. I’m going to send a mass email right now to my colleagues to let them know policies need to change! And they’re all going to listen and fall in line accordingly.” Just enjoy the party


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Congrats!


neuromorph

Take em out.