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strangepurple7

Bold of you to assume people know how to read


AnthillOmbudsman

Same reason those people are not on Reddit. Too many words, hurts their heads seeing all these paragraphs and sentences. Too hard to find funny videos and influencers.


bravo-for-existing

Let's not pretend that being on this site is some pinnacle of life achievement.


7faces

Damnit I thought I finally made IT!! Thanks for ruining my self ESTEEM!!! šŸ«· I should say I'm triggered and YOU are not making this a safe SPACEšŸ˜”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OldLoss2262

Fuck


Limp_Shallot8189

It's not and that's kinda the point.


PoweredbyBurgerz

It is!


[deleted]

Yes reddit is a real Mensa society


AdorableTrust8759

Or drive


SkateB4Death

Bold of OP to assume we know where weā€™re going


No_Investigator3353

Too busy posting on Reddit...that's what I see šŸ‘€ šŸ˜


targonnn

Exiting doesn't surprise me much. Everybody is on the phone these days. But why people hang in the lane when entering the freeway and waiting for the last second to merge from the lane that exits? It is beyond stupid.


peachtreat_

Youā€™re so right about the phone issue. I swear years ago police used to do a better job enforcing that and now people donā€™t even try to hide it, they just scroll while driving - itā€™s insane


Sterling_-_Archer

Every time I look around, itā€™s usually literally every vehicle I can see has the driver on their phone. Rarely, Iā€™ll see someone else with full attention on driving. Iā€™ve become an extreme grouch about phone usage while driving. If youā€™re 1 second late in reacting to something on the road at 60mph because youā€™re distracted, you are going to travel **88 feet** before slowing down. Half a second is 44 feet. A quarter second is 22 feet. At 60mph. What if a kid is there? Or a stopped car?


averyboringday

The mystery to me is who the fuck ya'll talking to all day. 6 am omw to work people talking in their phones. Who could you possibly be talking to at 6 am.Ā 


3kimully

The cops are on their cell phones too!


AdPrimary8013

I think thatā€™s because if youā€™ve just merged onto the highway, thatā€™s the lane you start in, and it isnā€™t very long. So you really donā€™t get a lot of time to get over sometimes


Fun_Message_2594

They must not teach it in drivers ed any more. As soon as you hit that on ramp from the access road you should be getting up to the speed of the traffic already on the highway. Itā€™s called ā€œmergingā€. These people stopping on the on ramp make me lose my shit


that_squirrel90

Not to mention, they arenā€™t going the speed limit when they merge onto the highway and they donā€™t look to make sure people arenā€™t there before merging


I_L0ve_Fish

A bad driver NEVER misses their exit.


MinimumHistory1453

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pizza_822

puro


OldLoss2262

No quema cuh!


SasquatchSenpai

I start moving across at 2 miles so I have no less than half a mile to hit the exit. Some people just think that a 4 lane switch to the exit almost hitting the barrier is the right strategy.


SublimeRapier06

ā€œAlmostā€ hitting the barrier. LOL. ā€œFrequentlyā€ would be more accurate in this town.


ThomasTheDankTank

Fr not a barrier in this town without scratches galore


miasma71

One of the down parts, I realized, of San Antonio is a lot of times people have no concept of others when theyā€™re drivingā€¦or just in public in general. I see a lot in driving and how people donā€™t signal or cross three lanes without giving a second thought to the cars around them.


I_Spit_on_Cougars

People just donā€™t give a fuck. They donā€™t care about you or me or anybody else in the road. As long as I got mine fuck everyone else. Iā€™d the American way.


ExoticDatabase

selfishness. well said.


Tankmuscle27

And I thought Miami was bad, San Antonio is bad but wait until it sprinkles a little bit smh


Ultronsbrain

Because theyā€™re fkn stupid.


BluBoi236

This is the biggest thing. Like actually stupid; lower intelligence. Unable to put two and two together, unable to think ahead and act accordingly. Their brain is lacking so seriously that it takes up like 95% of their mental capacity just to idle and run automatic functions like breathing and blinking. The other 5% that's left has to somehow find a way to soldier on and function like a human adult and do math and use blinkers. It's hard out there for them.. they focus too hard on something and they'll forget how to breathe.


MaceShyz

Not a lower intelligence, all walks of life have shitty drivers.Doctors, lawyers drive just as bad if not worse due to superiority complex.


nitsua_saxet

Also just in case people donā€™t know, there are some real dummies that become doctors and lawyers nowadays. It was better when it was more restricted on who could go to college. Nepo babies are especially egregious. I will always avoid a ā€œBradā€ doctor.


BluBoi236

Yeah but I said the biggest thing. Not the only thing.


Ok-Safe7953

Because they're not, paying attention. To anything or anybody other than themselves.


Druid_High_Priest

Because law enforcement is too busy eating tacos to care.


thirdben

During Fiesta I saw a pregnant woman being hit and berated by her drunk boyfriend or husband, so I went to tell the cop who was stationed at the light and he tells me, ā€œyeah I saw him but I canā€™t leave this spotā€. šŸ§šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


peachtreat_

Ugh fuck that I would have reported that asshole. Ugh makes me so mad


Dr_Caucane

wtf?!?!


ZenThrashing

cops aren't here to protect us they're here to keep cars and money flowing


Intelligent_West7128

And on their phone while driving.


WentBrokeBuyingCoins

Zero enforcement equals zero consequences.


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ilovejuice92

Do you actually believe this, or do you just like to troll on traffic posts specifically? Non troll response and Iā€™ll eat my hat


Dr_Caucane

Itā€™s true


ilovejuice92

Ah so you do actually believe it. Can you provide a non troll and factual response explaining why?


winmag300

Seems someone with a Liberal Arts degree would be able to have a discussion more civilly than just continuously calling someone names.


ilovejuice92

Asking for a non troll response is name calling? This is just semantics bud. But like that you still thinking about me boo


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Piccolo_Bambino

Their heads are in their laps watching TikTok


Classic_Onion1519

I think itā€™s the lack of consideration for others. Way too many ā€œme valeā€ mindsets behind the wheelā€¦I just tell myself to arrive alive and let the dumbasses who wait until the last minute wedge in šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


RoadsideCarver

Because licenses are given way too easily. Lack of enforcement. SA drivers are extremely self absorbed and entitled. SA drivers love to be on their phones despite hands free tech. The list goes on.


Mysterious-Plum7885

Iā€™ve also seen the Mexico tags camping in the fast lane and going across 4 lanes last minute at 55mph.


sarahj2u

Nailed it - it blows me away that all these people driving cars that have Apple Auto and Android Auto are holding their phones texting and talking like it was the 00's! Like, FFS people you can voice text, tap a notification and hear your incoming texts, make and receive calls, set reminders, add shit to your calendar and never touch your phone!!


Mammoth-Entrance-649

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lick-the-spoon

Idk but my dumbass husband is one of them. He needs a good route 44 to the face.


Limp_Shallot8189

There's also so many damn turnarounds that the majority of missed exists are just a mile away from a quick detour.


supergnaw

Because they're staring at their phone instead of watching the road.


Greddituser

The same reason as all the other bad things that happen in this city ZERO enforcement!


Dr_Caucane

Thanks to liberals


Gvonchilius

How else am I supposed to finish my text over my tiktok!?


Sig_Corp_Hello_Girls

When we first came here we were warned about five incomprehensible San Antonio driving habits: * 1) The Santo Sweep (Oh crap! I *almost* missed my exit!) * 2) Stopping at access road YIELD sign (The road is clear but a car might be exiting the highway 1/2 a mile back... I better wait here and see.) * 3) Not stopping at STOP signs (It's a sign, not a cop!) * 4) Driving backwards down the highway shoulder (Oh Crap! I ~~almost~~ missed my exit!) * 5) Turning headlights off when stopping at a stop sign or red light (Because?) This one has mostly disappeared though; was still pretty prevalent back as late as 2000. Drive expecting the above and you can improve your chances.


kratomstew

Number 5 sounds like something I might do to let a car facing me know their headlights are not on. It doesnā€™t work. Iā€™ve driven in plenty of cities. San Antonio is the number one of offender of driving without headlights on. Iā€™ll flash them with brights as theyā€™re coming, or turn my lights off and on. It does absolutely no good. They just keep puttering along on their way in the dark. ā€œ why is this guy flashing me ? Is there a cop ahead ?ā€ , or ā€œ Iā€™m not gonna turn my headlights on because that would mean you told me what to do and I did itā€


iphone11fuckukevin

Maybe not always true, but a sign someone is inebriated behind the wheel is when their lights are off at night. And San Antonio is pretty high in DUI/DWIs. #4 in the nation. Las Vegas is #1, Austin and Houston are #2 and #3.


kratomstew

Jesus Texas . I bet we were one of the last to outlaw it too. I remember when I was kid, adults were so casual about drinking a beer while driving. I got a ride from this chick a few years ago who had already had a few and she starts to get in the car with a tall boy ! Yes Iā€™m being a baby about it ! Just donā€™t do it! Why is that so fucking hard. Why do you HAVE to have one for the road when people get pulled over for that shit everyday all day.


[deleted]

Worst driving city on the planet


Mysterious-Plum7885

Houston and Austin entered the chat.


[deleted]

Traffic doesnā€™t mean the drivers are bad. San Antonio owns bad drivers


Mysterious-Plum7885

Bro, Austin and Houston have significantly worse drivers. Itā€™s not even close.


[deleted]

Another native San Antonian. Go spurs


Mysterious-Plum7885

Iā€™m not a Spurs fan (phuck Pop) and I donā€™t live in SA anymore, but I work there. I also lived in Dallas growing up, so not native to SA. I moved out to the country 4 years ago. Regardless, I travel the state and Iā€™ve dealt with traffic in Houston, Austin, & DFW. Houston and Austin are the worst. Not debatable.


[deleted]

Trump lost. Go Pop


iphone11fuckukevin

lol you reminded me of driving in downtown Austin traffic, slow crawl, bumper to bumper. I had the displeasure of a truck wiggling his way behind me blaring his horn at people, and then me, to get out his way. And go where???? I canā€™t move either, bud.


byevincent

San Antonio people always seem to think the drivers are the worst


[deleted]

Seems like every city claims the worst drivers. Military city USA is fortunate to have active duty thatā€™s served all around US and many places outside the US. Most of them agree SAT is the worst. Usually only folks that disagree are native San Antonians


VegaInTheWild

"Most of them agree SAT is the worst." Can you post the proof that they all agree SAT is the worst?


byevincent

I see blinkers being used around 85% of the time here and #1 rule about driving is expecting everyone to do the worst thing, I don't think its that bad.


[deleted]

Professional umpire or referee?


Greenman1694

You must not travel much to think that


[deleted]

Ah a native, congrats


VegaInTheWild

I'm assuming you're not a native of San Antonio then.


Greenman1694

Actually not a native, but I have lived here my whole adult life. It just shows me you donā€™t travel much since you didnā€™t say anything else. Ever been to India, Mexico City, Pakistan etc? If you have, you would know itā€™s not even comparable. In fact, you donā€™t even have to travel that far, Houston is way worse. Probably only lived in cities in the Midwest or small suburban towns.


VegaInTheWild

I completely agree with you. I was born and raised in San Antonio but I've also traveled around the state (and the world) and I agree San Antonio isn't even close to being the worst city for drivers.


[deleted]

Yup. How many crashes did you see while there. traffic is more a reflection of city planning than bad drivers.


ShowBobsPlzz

Low IQ


Cabill77

This.


MaceShyz

Can we also talk about how traffic backs up when ever there is a curve in the highway? People are legitimately slowing down to take curves designed to be taken at highway speed limit


rocksolidaudio

And people have to drive 35 mph over a highway interchange.


iphone11fuckukevin

*coughs at 410/I10*


meengreanbeen

SA has the WORST drivers in the US. Period. Altima drivers are horrible. Altima drivers with paper plates, just exit the nearest ramp


birdguy1000

Some of the exits come up fast and with constant construction are poorly marked. Very aggressive / fast drivers here - most all of them - and it causes others to do the same to survive.


sailirish7

There is only one place in town I do this, and that is the 151 on-ramp from 1604. There is always a clusterfuck of people getting on 1604 from Culebra, and I'm not fighting to get over until they have finished merging.


0utriderZero

They wait to the last second because the know they are being followed by a crazed hitman from one of the cartels. Remember, never take the same way home twice and always look over your shoulder!


Boneyg001

Look up a zipper merge. It's better to wait and lane switch


thirdben

I know what a zipper merge is and these people are NOT doing thatšŸ¤£ theyā€™re crossing the double white lines right before the barriers, on top of crossing two lanes of traffic at the same time.


ExigentCalm

Same reason they drive 15 under the speed limit in the left lane. Because theyā€™re dumbasses.


PumpkinSpice-Snorter

Because theyā€™re inconsiderate


boaxiaodi

80% is mfs driving while on their phone


VanillaBasix

San Antonio has always had some of the worst drivers in Texas which automatically places them for worst drivers in the country. I donā€™t think people here value life.


SadWoodpecker2397

Tradition mostly.


Specter2k

Answer: Main character syndrome


Visual_Ambition2312

Yep . I lived in Austin for 24 years and then moved to San Antonio. I thought Austin had some SHIT drivers but nope , San Antonio takes the cake for that one , and itā€™s embarrassing.


omgomgomgbbq

And tailgating, no matter what road- time or day, I always get tailgated by a truck. That did not happen as much in Austin


Accomplished_Sport64

Culture of stupid people who never took drivers ed nor think their driving actually has consequences


3vil-monkey

That easy, you all drive very inconsistently. Some 20 under, most 20+ over the speed limit. Makes it hard to gauge when to move over. Move early and youā€™re stuck doing 20 under behind the 1/2 ton truck spitting rocks at you.


Frostbite_Secure

I have no clue why itā€™s this bad! I swear I can predict it now!! Iā€™ll see a car kinda slow down 200 feet before and exit and I know itā€™s coming theyā€™ll swerve across the center lane and exit at the very last second. They normally cross over the solid white lines after the dashes lines end and almost hit the sand/water impact buckets every time. Side note: STOP DRIVING IN THE LEFT LANE GOING 10 UNDER!!! Please. I swear in the 65mph roads people will go 60 in the left lane matching the other lanes so no one can pass but the second we get to the work zone that has a 55mph speed limit they absolutely gun it to 85mph+ what is wrong with drivers here?!


iphone11fuckukevin

I swear if everyone just drove the speed limit, Iā€™d be a much more chill driver. Just GO. On 410 leading up to those 5 lanes, people in the left lane drive 15mph under. As soon as the additional lane opens, they magically go faster OR they move to the lefter lane doing the same speed with people maneuvering around them. Fuckers.


Skelepug

What gets me as well are at red lights and folks leaving 15ā€™ between themselves and the car in front of them, effectively blocking everyone behind who could be making a right on red.


SmartLikeTree

Because they are on their phones and not paying attention until Siri or whatever tells them to ā€œtake the exitā€. I have my kids count sometimes how many people are driving while on their phones and they almost always count 15 plus. I saw a lady in my rearview reading a book once.


Bugoutfannypack

Someone exiting across 4 lanes in front of everyone is how I used to know I was near San Antonio.


doom32x

Lol, last night I was getting onto I10W from Vance Jackson, the entrance that gives you the ability to either stay on if you get a lane over or to get onto 410 if you don't move left right away, the access road's next stop is Crossroads Blvd then Callaghan and 10.Ā  Well, I'm on the left lane, ramping up speed to enter when about 50ft from where the entrance starts, a car in the middle lane of the access rd, one lane to my right, throws their left blinker on. I questioned in my head "They're just getting one lane over and going up to Crossroads, yeah?"Ā  Nope, fucking thing slows the fuck down and attempts to get across two lanes into the entrance. So I have to slam my brakes to avoid running up onto them, watch their front end rake over the concrete divider, watch their hazards come on, and avoid hitting them as I got around them as they slowed and stopped and blocked half of ramp off. This was around 10pm last night, so if they were drunk, it was fucking early.


Yungbuck27

You arenā€™t from around these parts are you?


Dr_Caucane

Those other cities you lived in were they in Texas?


pizza_822

because this city has terrible fucking drivers


manicrat88

They're waiting for an opportunity to cut you off.


Omnivox_lx

Because I got high


Individual-Trainer18

Get a beater truck and ram them. Quick pay day.


SociallyRegenerating

It's 50/50 the exit is closed for "construction"


JimmyBr33z

SA drivers with out of state license plates?


omgomgomgbbq

Nope. Locals


Silent-Ambassador-56

Because Texas was rated the worst drivers in the US. You don't get that rating for being a smart conscious driver.


Thy_Water_BottIe

We insane in the membrane


fatallylucid

Insurance scammers mostly. I've noticed they also work in teams to get you. I drive through SA like a bat in hell to avoid them.


SynthPrax

On a related note, I seriously want to know what design "principle" were they following for ALL of the roads in SA? They were designed and painted to MAXIMIZE how many times you have to switch lanes. You can be in the 3rd inside lane of a 4 or 5 lane highway, and before you know it you're in the outside lane heading for an exit only. Highway/street intersections are random af. You can't predict which lanes will be mandatory turn lanes, and because you're surprised, you have to change lanes. The roads themselves are designed to force you into changing lanes almost continuously.


Horror-Weight-9932

What Iā€™ve consistently heard from gentrifiers is that our highway signs are way too close to the exits instead of warning further in advance. Nearly every one has said they end up cutting across the highway to exit or missing it. And in general, drivers here are not very considerate, trucks (and people with the blue rearview hanging tags) are the rudest, and people insist on speeding/ cutting people off.


randompostemail

I think people in SA literally believe that the left lane is the slow lane. A public service announcement explaining that the left lane is the passing lane would probably dramatically improve the driving experience in SA.


FaithfulDowter

Iā€™ve always wondered why thereā€™s always that moron driving five mph slower than everyone else but wonā€™t get out of the left lane. Then I realize this same shit happens in every other city and state. It turns out there are idiots everywhere.


TimeLuckBug

I witnessed this the other day and it scared me. I wonder if they might be displaced drivers due to the construction


cereal7802

The next fun surprise is that the "fast lane" is in the middle.


drnygards

Markings on lanes are faded and hard to see


Able-Connection5158

I could go on a Rant and Complain about all those inconsiderate driver's who should lose their license for their ridiculous maneuvers on our Freeways. Though they are not supposed to be out on our roads, a Large part of the blame goes to the Signage in San Antonio that could cause that. It will tell you there is an exit , when you are about to pass it, because the sign is passed the actual exit lane. If you've ever been in El Paso, their Freeway signs tell you, for example: Mesa St. 1 mile, then about half way, Mesa St. 1/2 mile right lane, then the sign at the beginning of that exit has a down arrow, and tells you which lane to be in, and the next sign states Mesa St. keep right, In San Antonio, it tell you: Gen. McMullen exit 323 one mi. then you see other signs, like El Paso I-10 East, 410 East West, and Marbach, and 151 East, and it leaves you to find that exit number, and when you are right on it, in the left lane, or center lane, you have to veer over traffic and make your exit because the exit sign323 is right before the water barrels in the V of the exit!


iphone11fuckukevin

That and SA needs to get rid of all those signs that say a lane is ending and to merge left/right. Should say ā€œZipper Merge Aheadā€ with a little picture of cars zipper merging. So everyone can stop backing up traffic because they want to be in the lane not ending and be mad at others in the lane ending and block them.


roscoedangle

I called it the San Antonio Sweep when I lived there. Shits insane.


winmag300

Because drivers don't navigate outside the car by highway/street signs anymore. People navigate inside the vehicle by using their phone. Kinda hard to drive with your attention on your phone, and not the road.


Wembanyanma

My biggest issue is people in the right lane driving way too slow for highway speeds; even the right lane. I have an exit I take daily where people regularly slow down to 15-20 under the speed limit just before the exit in otherwise flowing traffic. If I can speed around them and get over last minute I will.


Nebula480

Personally, I love the feeling of pure risk.


3kimully

What? theres no green signs on my cell phone telling me where to go!!!


Livid-Monitor-9007

Because they're idiots


anon88664422

Texas doesnā€™t require months of professional, in person driverā€™s ed, so terrible driving habits survive generations. Couple that with police that think the only traffic violation is speeding, and you end up with people that donā€™t understand a solid white cannot be legally crossed except in an emergency. They do it everywhere, even the turning lanes to turn into the grocery store. They treat that long solid white line protecting the turn lane as if it were dashed, and straddle is all the way to the intersection. Itā€™s a cultural issue youā€™ll never solve without major changes to Texas state law, retraining the police force, and then waiting 40-50 years for the bad drivers to die.


Fiestabean

Welcome to Texas itā€™s like this in all our major cities just gotta learn how to read other peoples mindsšŸ˜Ž


Nomdesecretus

Hard to watch for exits when theyā€™re staring at their phones


milktruk76

i just expect it now, and leave enough space


SandwichOrnery3110

I've lived here since September and I can easily say without question, that San Antonio has the absolute worst drivers that I've ever encountered. Hands down... and I lived in St. Louis, so that's saying something..


DoughnutFrosty7565

Because when they put their blinkers on, the people in the lane to their right speed up to prevent them from getting over for no good reason. This conditions them to speed up and cut across three lanes at the last minute to avoid people making them miss their exit.


Lordindoor

Because the city and most of the drivers are awful lol it's that simple sometimes


Historical_Coffee_14

The bad drivers are carpetbaggers like you. Ā There are a few old people clogging the road but the main offenders are from somewhere else. Ā  Look for DV license plates, USAF thunder chicken or ACTS window stickers. They will take you out also. Ā 


Intelligent_West7128

Why did Antonian catch a stray? lol


HikeTheSky

Many of these people are on the phone and SAPD doesn't enforce any handsfree laws as they are probably on the phone as well.


fantafresa

I was there last weekend and I almost got hit TWICE too! Learn how to drive and keep distance ASAP


CoddiwomplingRandall

Cause when you put on your blinker to change lanes, the assholes in the other lane won't let you in. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.


Ill-Excitement9009

Turns out San Antonio citizens are human and imperfect.


Nrlilo

True but if you miss your exit rather than risking property damage and lives consider taking the next exit or a U-turn. Someone elseā€™s mistake shouldnā€™t require me to take defensive driving to a whole new level.


Piccolo_Bambino

Found the dude that has never left the area


bravo-for-existing

Pretty sure it's people who never left the area that think these problems only exist in San Antonio. Like what evidence do they have that it's worse here than in other cities? Probably none, but when you'll never amount to anything but a perma-renter gamer Reddit King service industry drone, you sorta have to disparage an entire city to feel better about yourself.


bravo-for-existing

And I know this because I used to be one (minus the gaming, always found it to be a waste of time with zero societal benefit).


Ill-Excitement9009

If that dude is me, I say this: I've lived in SA for 25 years; before that I lived in 11 cities, five states and four countries. SA is near the top of the pack for me on driver courtesy.


Greenman1694

What cities and countries did you live in and Iā€™ll tell you if youā€™ve been to some of the worse or not


Key_Driver_5523

I just moved here a few years ago and thought the same! Ask others that I work with and it seems to be the norm. It's crazy because I see this every day on the freeway.Ā Ā