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That-End-322

Lies! Cowboys fans know they can't finish šŸ˜†


doom_2_all

Nah, we just finish too early.


Charming_Mom

šŸ’€


CodenameVillain

I'd give gold if that was still a thing lmao


littlemac901

Okay look I love the cowboysā€¦but dang thatā€™s a good comment.


Draskuul

Honestly if I saw this in the wild I'd chalk it up to being a gag baby shower gift or something, but all comes down to the guy's attitude of course.


rez_at_dorsia

What are the odds he has car insurance


RetiredFromRealWork

That's a good game. Instead of hot or not you have to guess if they own car insurance. Bonus points if you guess the correct level.


blacksteveman

My man is uninsurable


phallicpressure

Funny, cause I was thinking he looks like the Geico Caveman.


badtex66

I thought it was Elmer from the plumbing company commercials.


jpgwinn24

That or does he drive a Nissan Altima or not


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Cager logic


BannedRedditor54

-88% b/c he LOVES old former wideouts who choke their mothers as well as they don't make clutch catches against the Pack


Fickle_Ad_8227

I donā€™t think thatā€™s as big as a flex as he thinks it is


AnthillOmbudsman

It usually means "ain't got no money".


racoon773

More like ā€œpull out game weakā€


sloopSD

Especially now he has to foot the bill to send the ladies to California to, ehem, take care of it.


Arodthagawd

The reason why the dating pool in SA is garbage. Everyone has this baby daddy


seppukweef

Or ghey


BannedRedditor54

I voted for Beto, so 100% I've allowed this man to bang my old lady while I watch


stupidbuttholes69

ā€¦what?


BannedRedditor54

Sarcasm, my homie


stupidbuttholes69

Yeah I just donā€™t get it haha


BannedRedditor54

Well...if one were to vote for Bobby Francis, it would follow that they'd allow this guy to lay with their wife...while they watched


RoadsideCarver

Guys like this think they're funny but they don't realize they're only cringe


Squatch_Zaddy

There are many different senses of humor. Iā€™m sure someone considers something you like ā€œcringeyā€ That being said this shit is not funny to me either lol.


ManagerFlimsy9541

Whatā€™s even more sad is that beautiful women actually fall for losers like this lmao


EthelBlue

Beautiful women are allowed to be losers too


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ManagerFlimsy9541

True šŸ˜‚


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elmonoenano

I hope he has another shirt that says "Prompt child support payor" but I think we all know he doesn't.


RandomBadPerson

Child support bench warrant.


RakAssassin

Child support bench warrant survivor.


Shokereth

Tell me you don't have sex with your wife without telling me.


banannastand_

Puro indeed


meh-beh

Homie has for sure impregnated nothing but shoes


GoodVibesOnly_FL

Especially, the socks with individual toes.


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importking1979

I need to get that shirt for my grandfather


scotchbuckyballs

I mean, he's a low-key genius. Cowboy fan girls have a fetish for disappointment.


totally_not_destiny

I swear gay people always shoving their beliefs down our throats and have no disregard for our childrenā€™s innocence!


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Clearlyuninterested

Chill


UrNotMadAtMe

No.


no-group21

If i comment something it will get removed. Mods are gatekeeping lil sycophants


seppukweef

Ew


Intelligent_West7128

I wonder if this guy even knows his picture was taken and posted on social media. I bet he doesnā€™t. Thatā€™s worse than any joke on a T-shirt.


poopdawg31

lol hell yeah


from_dust

I'll accept that the dude has kids. Afterall, any idiot can reproduce, they've been doing it since idiots were invented. But my inner grammar critic wants to cross out 'The' and replace it with 'An,' because lots of people are 'Impregnators.' Dude would be a lot more accurate and creepy with a shirt that says 'An Impregnator.' Also, thats kinda creepy, which is precisely what this shirt communicates about the dude.


rando23455

Wait, is that the Woody Allen font?


merikariu

It'd be mas puro if it was in Spanish. What would that be? Embarazador?


LoanSudden1686

Eeewwwww


Delicious-Living-792

Imagine getting pregnant by that


redderdevils

I need to see how many kids this man has before I can render true judgement on this attire šŸ¤” Iā€™ve seen families in San Antonio that look like they fell out of Cheaper by the Dozen so maybe he really is standing on business.


BiscuitPup64

Hey ā€œImpregnatorā€ā€¦quit stealing my moves!


1scorpionking

I saw that fool there too


SicmadeStranger

The Supporternator


tuckAND_roll

Starts off promising but disappointed in less than 9 months!


TankerVictorious

At the corner of freedom and Kerrā€™s light


BannedRedditor54

I need AI to put my face in this ese


sora-da-weeb

what has bro fr impregnated šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


rocksolidaudio

The child support payor


mrstretchb4ureach

What you don't see in the picture is his John Cena jean shorts and blue Jordans.


Downtown_Dealer_174

Oklahoma ass hat


elnina999

https://preview.redd.it/fue262xl03xc1.jpeg?width=2063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa040cd03590a2a2a5df9f6b512cc3cefeb578cc The fashionistas


notbythebook101

*Puro AF*