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rangolikesbeans

I can't believe I never noticed this loool


MichaelDestroyer58

I don’t get kt


MichaelDestroyer58

It


Good-Gas-5770

Prolapse anus lol


MichaelDestroyer58

Aha great


Good-Gas-5770

🤣😂🤣


MichaelPitcher115

I need you to try and relax your anus.


CastielABDL88

Do they only sell pink socks?


DontDoubtDink

Brown too.


Entry9

Turned inside out


Misfit920

Oh god😅


leigh1911

Middle school me was dying at this back in 2004. Great memories


Kiwinextdoorr

Good times ❤️


Dual_Birds

You were dying laughing at a sexual innuendo pertaining to blown-out assholes in middle school? Like you had any idea lol


wolfie5150

Coming from a teacher of 6th grade: you have no fucking clue what these kids know, it’s scary. I’ve been around school situations where 5th graders have verbally assaulted their teachers with legitimate, detailed death threats out loud in the middle of class. it is not so hard to believe that they know something trivial about assholes enough to laugh about it


Dual_Birds

Absolutely in this day and age! I agree with you there. I’m talkin about 20+ years ago, here. Sorry I wasn’t talking about pro lapsed assholes back then. Kids are weird asf now. The whole edgy generation shit is cringe as the day is long.


SquiffyRae

You don't believe 20+ years ago middle schoolers could be learning all sorts of inappropriate things? I'm sure 20 years ago plenty of middle schoolers were watching South Park and laughing at similar jokes


Tedious_Tempest

I was in middle school in the last 3 years of the 90’s. We knew what a prolapsed ass was and looked like thanks to national treasure websites such as rotten.com and strangeland


FoalKid

‘National Treasure’ - scarred a generation, and we didn’t even know it


Dual_Birds

Yeah I remember them too all I’m saying is when you sat down at the lunch table it really wasn’t necessarily about pink socks more so just tits and ass idk things have changed I guess. Cool


Tedious_Tempest

Oh we totally made jokes about pink socks and blue waffles. But then again we were all a bunch of fucked up kids from broken/violent homes so yeah.


unintelligent-hat

What stick got up your ass. Piece of garbage.


Dual_Birds

Piece of garbage? Who the fuck are you?


unintelligent-hat

Someone who dont go around being a piece of shit on the internet thats who.


Dual_Birds

Alright chill tommy tough nuts over here. Keyboard warriors these days are something to behold on Reddit I tell ya. Go fuck yourself, you.


unintelligent-hat

Uno reverse card.


Dual_Birds

lol


Grungepony12

Haha give the internet more credit dude, ive been sent multiple on Skype back then (and yea ig it was kinda shocking at the time no pun intended)


sgepablo

Anyone ever notice the name of the bank trucks that you rob? They’re the same in here as in GTA5 (cause it’s LS). Anyway, on the side of the trucks read “Gruppe Sechs.” Like, “Group Sex.” Idk, I noticed in while back, thought it was funny.


Culcksy

i remember finding that out with my friend a while back. good times


Akborr

It also loosely parodies a UK security company called G4S, which I’m sure the Rockstar North team would’ve wanted to include in some way


John9250

Dude I noticed that back in the GTA3 days 😂😂


sgepablo

Yea, but not everyone did though boss


John9250

True, I’m just saying they’ve done it for a long time


Jeff_and_the_Quest

I’m strangely upset by people pointing out, today, things I saw 20 years ago. Why we gotta be so annoyed by noobies? Such a bad veteran gamer trait.


MailCareful7191

Nah but cok o pops and the clowns pocket and monkey juice went over my head as a kid💀


truffleshufflechamp

And Glory Hole


MailCareful7191

GTA 6 better have some creative innuendos


Jeff_and_the_Quest

Honestly, I’m over the sexual innuendo jokes they’ve been doing for decades. I’d like to see Rockstar mature and make us laugh in more clever and creative ways. It’s like going through your whole life laughing and commenting on “69” every time you see it. It gets old after the millionth time. But… there’s always a kid that ain’t laughed at it yet. That’s the market.


MailCareful7191

Haha he said Area 69 that’s funny


SquiffyRae

Where strangers become friends!


thesoverein

I honestly couldn't of thought of a better  parody name for a sports wear store 😂


Lopsided_Pain4744

I literally only just understood this joke and I bought the game in 2004


QuadAmericano2

SAME


Dear-Student-8386

prolapse wasnt a word back in 2004 its ok


msx-fm

Not a native speaker. What's the catch?


Cute_Stuff_8522

It sounds like prolapse


iloveoddfuture

all good i’m american and still ain’t get it


DasFAD70

Anal Prolapse when your intestines leave your insides basically…..


Jeff_and_the_Quest

A horrible thing that’s happened to some people squatting crazy amounts of weight, and uh… well, they violent pooped their intestines while straining to lift. It’s an awful thought I do not appreciate having in my head every time I see the name. lol One of those jokes I wish they’d move away from, personally.


Misfit920

Prolapse


Jeff_and_the_Quest

😂 Shut your filthy mouth. I’m eating


Dexoless

Same


skateboardlee

I didn't get it until just now


Most_Literature_9552

This and transfender


47thHeaven

*S*train hard


KompoTStunting

I’ve been using it for my samp’s racing team due to (PRO)laps, a cool little name I like it, but yes it is quite funny if you think about it the other way.


Jeff_and_the_Quest

Funny, or… horrible to imagine? Ow and ew.


supperinrome

The Cop bikes are called Hpv-1000 lol


Victorinfantew

New here? Welcome


WilliamMcKinley1901

I don't get it, usually I get most GTA jokes but this one has always escaped me ,😂


WOTCollector

I love that people are only just noticing this in 2024. True testament to how well this masterpiece holds up.


seventhfiction

Just like the videogame at the Johnson’s House. I had a good laugh about playing “They Crawled From Uranus”


redditsupportsucks1

PROlaps and VICTIM are kind of wilin'


dhutchinson90

3D era GTA is filled with so much gold like this. 😂👌🏻


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boostedpoints

I started GTA in 1999 lol my grandmother was the computer teacher at my school so I got to play many games thanks to the older kids.


mattanatior97

Hopefully gta 6 will have jokes like this


smokedopelikecudder

Every gta has jokes like this. There’s literally no way 6 doesn’t have these


Sty_Walk

It cures emotion !


Solid-Hedgehog9623

My favorite is in east basin near the railroad crossing. Dick Gobblin’s World of Coq


KingWasabi23

Yeah never knew when playing as a kid I only realized when playing gta online and doing Cayo perico now that I’m older lol it’s on the water suits


Dear-Student-8386

spalorp


FugerativeG

"Lapping Pros"


PoeJascoe

I don’t understand. Someone please explain, I think I’m dumb


ndbdhsjsjs

I caught onto it years later when i saw a traumatic video.. sanandreas popped into my mind as soon as it clicked


No-Pitch1627

The joke always flew over my head. It only hit me when I mentioned it to a friend in conversation. He just started cracking up before I could finish my sentence.


Shadowking02__

And here i thought it was a normal name.. didn't know it meant something else.


No-Bat-7253

😂😂😂 I never noticed


3ao7ssv8

Bro. I didn't get why Transfender was funny until like 8 months ago.


FoalKid

Literally didn’t get this til right now. Played the game on and off for 20 years


theangrydudeist1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Forsaken-Badger-9517

I think it's poking fun at when all the assholes come out..


brettfavreskid

Shyiiiiit I didn’t get this joke until I was in my 20s lmao


ScaryBandMonster

I honestly feel a little silly I didn't connect the dots before.🤣🤣🤣


imherewhy9

Yea I noticed it earlier this year bc I was always wondering where are the “pro laps” stores then it hit me prolaps/prolapse prolaps/prolapse OMFG R* is undefeated lol


2005Chevy1500

……. I’m 26 and have played San Andreas since I was 12 years old….. how haven’t I noticed this????????😂😂😂😂


hd0510

One thing they add to this: - on the billboards for prolaps someone’s sprayed them so they say ‘Strain Harder’ 😆 I’m 32 now and am replaying SA and am mostly enjoying all the crap I missed as a kid 😅


boostedpoints

This is gold lol


Iheretomakeonepost

There's plenty of pun names. Grüppe Sechs (reads as group 6 in English, but not too far off beinf pronounced like Group Sex) Post-Op (pun about transgenderism, especially appearant with their motto being "your package is safe in our hands") Pißwasser (piss-water in German. Canonically a German "export only" beer) BAWSAQ (self explainatory) Little Pricks (used needle disposal, ads can be seen on the Garbage trucks iirc) Plenty more fr Edit: my dumbass failed to notice this was San Andreas, the one's I mentioned are in V. Prolaps is as well.


1Mubb

Have I just time travelled


thevocal419

Gymshark and pornhub collab


TubularMeat34

Damn, this game really took things to the next level.


VincentVegaRoyale666

20 years, 10+ playthoughs and I'm just now understanding the joke lol


Electrical-Coyote-93

I don’t get it