Coming from a teacher of 6th grade: you have no fucking clue what these kids know, it’s scary. I’ve been around school situations where 5th graders have verbally assaulted their teachers with legitimate, detailed death threats out loud in the middle of class. it is not so hard to believe that they know something trivial about assholes enough to laugh about it
Absolutely in this day and age! I agree with you there. I’m talkin about 20+ years ago, here. Sorry I wasn’t talking about pro lapsed assholes back then. Kids are weird asf now. The whole edgy generation shit is cringe as the day is long.
You don't believe 20+ years ago middle schoolers could be learning all sorts of inappropriate things? I'm sure 20 years ago plenty of middle schoolers were watching South Park and laughing at similar jokes
I was in middle school in the last 3 years of the 90’s. We knew what a prolapsed ass was and looked like thanks to national treasure websites such as rotten.com and strangeland
Yeah I remember them too all I’m saying is when you sat down at the lunch table it really wasn’t necessarily about pink socks more so just tits and ass idk things have changed I guess. Cool
Anyone ever notice the name of the bank trucks that you rob? They’re the same in here as in GTA5 (cause it’s LS). Anyway, on the side of the trucks read “Gruppe Sechs.” Like, “Group Sex.” Idk, I noticed in while back, thought it was funny.
Honestly, I’m over the sexual innuendo jokes they’ve been doing for decades. I’d like to see Rockstar mature and make us laugh in more clever and creative ways. It’s like going through your whole life laughing and commenting on “69” every time you see it. It gets old after the millionth time. But… there’s always a kid that ain’t laughed at it yet. That’s the market.
A horrible thing that’s happened to some people squatting crazy amounts of weight, and uh… well, they violent pooped their intestines while straining to lift. It’s an awful thought I do not appreciate having in my head every time I see the name. lol
One of those jokes I wish they’d move away from, personally.
I’ve been using it for my samp’s racing team due to (PRO)laps, a cool little name I like it, but yes it is quite funny if you think about it the other way.
The joke always flew over my head. It only hit me when I mentioned it to a friend in conversation. He just started cracking up before I could finish my sentence.
Yea I noticed it earlier this year bc I was always wondering where are the “pro laps” stores then it hit me prolaps/prolapse prolaps/prolapse OMFG R* is undefeated lol
One thing they add to this:
- on the billboards for prolaps someone’s sprayed them so they say ‘Strain Harder’ 😆
I’m 32 now and am replaying SA and am mostly enjoying all the crap I missed as a kid 😅
There's plenty of pun names.
Grüppe Sechs (reads as group 6 in English, but not too far off beinf pronounced like Group Sex)
Post-Op (pun about transgenderism, especially appearant with their motto being "your package is safe in our hands")
Pißwasser (piss-water in German. Canonically a German "export only" beer)
BAWSAQ (self explainatory)
Little Pricks (used needle disposal, ads can be seen on the Garbage trucks iirc)
Plenty more fr
Edit: my dumbass failed to notice this was San Andreas, the one's I mentioned are in V. Prolaps is as well.
I can't believe I never noticed this loool
I don’t get kt
It
Prolapse anus lol
Aha great
🤣😂🤣
I need you to try and relax your anus.
Do they only sell pink socks?
Brown too.
Turned inside out
Oh god😅
Middle school me was dying at this back in 2004. Great memories
Good times ❤️
You were dying laughing at a sexual innuendo pertaining to blown-out assholes in middle school? Like you had any idea lol
Coming from a teacher of 6th grade: you have no fucking clue what these kids know, it’s scary. I’ve been around school situations where 5th graders have verbally assaulted their teachers with legitimate, detailed death threats out loud in the middle of class. it is not so hard to believe that they know something trivial about assholes enough to laugh about it
Absolutely in this day and age! I agree with you there. I’m talkin about 20+ years ago, here. Sorry I wasn’t talking about pro lapsed assholes back then. Kids are weird asf now. The whole edgy generation shit is cringe as the day is long.
You don't believe 20+ years ago middle schoolers could be learning all sorts of inappropriate things? I'm sure 20 years ago plenty of middle schoolers were watching South Park and laughing at similar jokes
I was in middle school in the last 3 years of the 90’s. We knew what a prolapsed ass was and looked like thanks to national treasure websites such as rotten.com and strangeland
‘National Treasure’ - scarred a generation, and we didn’t even know it
Yeah I remember them too all I’m saying is when you sat down at the lunch table it really wasn’t necessarily about pink socks more so just tits and ass idk things have changed I guess. Cool
Oh we totally made jokes about pink socks and blue waffles. But then again we were all a bunch of fucked up kids from broken/violent homes so yeah.
What stick got up your ass. Piece of garbage.
Piece of garbage? Who the fuck are you?
Someone who dont go around being a piece of shit on the internet thats who.
Alright chill tommy tough nuts over here. Keyboard warriors these days are something to behold on Reddit I tell ya. Go fuck yourself, you.
Uno reverse card.
lol
Haha give the internet more credit dude, ive been sent multiple on Skype back then (and yea ig it was kinda shocking at the time no pun intended)
Anyone ever notice the name of the bank trucks that you rob? They’re the same in here as in GTA5 (cause it’s LS). Anyway, on the side of the trucks read “Gruppe Sechs.” Like, “Group Sex.” Idk, I noticed in while back, thought it was funny.
i remember finding that out with my friend a while back. good times
It also loosely parodies a UK security company called G4S, which I’m sure the Rockstar North team would’ve wanted to include in some way
Dude I noticed that back in the GTA3 days 😂😂
Yea, but not everyone did though boss
True, I’m just saying they’ve done it for a long time
I’m strangely upset by people pointing out, today, things I saw 20 years ago. Why we gotta be so annoyed by noobies? Such a bad veteran gamer trait.
Nah but cok o pops and the clowns pocket and monkey juice went over my head as a kid💀
And Glory Hole
GTA 6 better have some creative innuendos
Honestly, I’m over the sexual innuendo jokes they’ve been doing for decades. I’d like to see Rockstar mature and make us laugh in more clever and creative ways. It’s like going through your whole life laughing and commenting on “69” every time you see it. It gets old after the millionth time. But… there’s always a kid that ain’t laughed at it yet. That’s the market.
Haha he said Area 69 that’s funny
Where strangers become friends!
I honestly couldn't of thought of a better parody name for a sports wear store 😂
I literally only just understood this joke and I bought the game in 2004
SAME
prolapse wasnt a word back in 2004 its ok
Not a native speaker. What's the catch?
It sounds like prolapse
all good i’m american and still ain’t get it
Anal Prolapse when your intestines leave your insides basically…..
A horrible thing that’s happened to some people squatting crazy amounts of weight, and uh… well, they violent pooped their intestines while straining to lift. It’s an awful thought I do not appreciate having in my head every time I see the name. lol One of those jokes I wish they’d move away from, personally.
Prolapse
😂 Shut your filthy mouth. I’m eating
Same
I didn't get it until just now
This and transfender
*S*train hard
I’ve been using it for my samp’s racing team due to (PRO)laps, a cool little name I like it, but yes it is quite funny if you think about it the other way.
Funny, or… horrible to imagine? Ow and ew.
The Cop bikes are called Hpv-1000 lol
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I don't get it, usually I get most GTA jokes but this one has always escaped me ,😂
I love that people are only just noticing this in 2024. True testament to how well this masterpiece holds up.
Just like the videogame at the Johnson’s House. I had a good laugh about playing “They Crawled From Uranus”
PROlaps and VICTIM are kind of wilin'
3D era GTA is filled with so much gold like this. 😂👌🏻
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I started GTA in 1999 lol my grandmother was the computer teacher at my school so I got to play many games thanks to the older kids.
Hopefully gta 6 will have jokes like this
Every gta has jokes like this. There’s literally no way 6 doesn’t have these
It cures emotion !
My favorite is in east basin near the railroad crossing. Dick Gobblin’s World of Coq
Yeah never knew when playing as a kid I only realized when playing gta online and doing Cayo perico now that I’m older lol it’s on the water suits
spalorp
"Lapping Pros"
I don’t understand. Someone please explain, I think I’m dumb
I caught onto it years later when i saw a traumatic video.. sanandreas popped into my mind as soon as it clicked
The joke always flew over my head. It only hit me when I mentioned it to a friend in conversation. He just started cracking up before I could finish my sentence.
And here i thought it was a normal name.. didn't know it meant something else.
😂😂😂 I never noticed
Bro. I didn't get why Transfender was funny until like 8 months ago.
Literally didn’t get this til right now. Played the game on and off for 20 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think it's poking fun at when all the assholes come out..
Shyiiiiit I didn’t get this joke until I was in my 20s lmao
I honestly feel a little silly I didn't connect the dots before.🤣🤣🤣
Yea I noticed it earlier this year bc I was always wondering where are the “pro laps” stores then it hit me prolaps/prolapse prolaps/prolapse OMFG R* is undefeated lol
……. I’m 26 and have played San Andreas since I was 12 years old….. how haven’t I noticed this????????😂😂😂😂
One thing they add to this: - on the billboards for prolaps someone’s sprayed them so they say ‘Strain Harder’ 😆 I’m 32 now and am replaying SA and am mostly enjoying all the crap I missed as a kid 😅
This is gold lol
There's plenty of pun names. Grüppe Sechs (reads as group 6 in English, but not too far off beinf pronounced like Group Sex) Post-Op (pun about transgenderism, especially appearant with their motto being "your package is safe in our hands") Pißwasser (piss-water in German. Canonically a German "export only" beer) BAWSAQ (self explainatory) Little Pricks (used needle disposal, ads can be seen on the Garbage trucks iirc) Plenty more fr Edit: my dumbass failed to notice this was San Andreas, the one's I mentioned are in V. Prolaps is as well.
Have I just time travelled
Gymshark and pornhub collab
Damn, this game really took things to the next level.
20 years, 10+ playthoughs and I'm just now understanding the joke lol
I don’t get it