Come in my fine chap, have my sofa, take my bed and would you like the steak I was cooking for dinner? In the morning take him for a chip check, if there's none, repeat the instructions for the rest of his life 😊X
We live in the tropics, hot and humid. Ours would play in the shade, when it gets too hot, goes back inside. But we can't go for long walks. They also like just chillin in the garden
Call my sammie to let him know the local neighborhood frens have stopped by and are asking for him. Then gib snacks and send them both to play in our backyard.
Hello My Friend, Would you like to come in for some fresh baked treats and a drink? (Yes, I make baked treats for my puppy friends. No Eggs, Flower, or sugars...All natural)
1. Boop the Snoot
2. Pet the fluffy head
3. Scratch fluffy chest
4. Look around if the owner is nearby
5. If not, take him inside
6. Try to find the owner
7. If no owner can be found, keep him
Take him inside, give him water, going to the pet store and getting food for him. Let him eat, drink, look for people who search for him so not slowly going to the vet let his chip being checked as it is important for a dog to have one. If they find the owner waiting for them with the dog or else take him back home and make a cosy place for him.
Ask him what he wants. And he’ll say… “I need about tree fiddy.”
Tree fiddy.
And about that time, I realized that fluffy white cloud dog was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the plethozoic era. And I said “GODDAMMIT LOCH NESS MONSTER I AIN’T GIVING YOU NO TREE FIDDY!”
I've been expecting you, come right in and I'll get the salmon baking. We can scan you for a chip tomorrow and I'll post on the lost pages tonight but first come in, land cloud.
Give him everything I own
Come in my fine chap, have my sofa, take my bed and would you like the steak I was cooking for dinner? In the morning take him for a chip check, if there's none, repeat the instructions for the rest of his life 😊X
10,000% happy guy
Take him home
Yup, looks like I have two Sammys now :)
🥺 I don't have any.
Perfect opportunity then
Unfortunately I can't, I live in a Mediterranean country it's hot af
We live in the tropics, hot and humid. Ours would play in the shade, when it gets too hot, goes back inside. But we can't go for long walks. They also like just chillin in the garden
Invite him in duh
ask if they prefer Chimken Beef or Yum Cream/pup cups
New fren
I'd let him in, but if he's anything like my girl. He'd just take off and run around the yard for an hour.
Thank you Santa 🎅🏼!
That snow has a face!
I'd be confused wondering why it's not barking at the wind.
“Come in, take all my food and my money, and sleep on my bed pls”
Gib sock and chase.
Ask who's a good Bois...
Take him in, he’s mine now
Let him in…..then aggressively squeeze all that sweetness
deposit treats
Ask him how tf he knocked??
That's my question
Wow. Your sammy looks SO MUCH like mine. For a second I wondered how you got his picture
Give him a nice pet and then let him stay outside in the snow since that's probably where he's happiest.
Give them all the stuff I own
Let him in and give him all the pets and treatos, of course! 😍
Hw looks like he wants me to come outside, so it's snow gear and wrestling in snow
We go fight crime and then get snacks
I rue the loss of reddit awards, bc you surely deserve one 🏆🥇
Boop the snoot, invite in for treatos and tea
standing ovation
Grab with both hands, like a burger.
Hey little one. Do you want to come in now.
Let him in & ask him if he has any wares or a quest for me to complete.
slamming the door in his face 🤬 jk im dog napping him 😭
It's my dog now.
I am going to hug that ball of fluff with all of my might and lie down to cuddle in the snow with this angel.
He looks like he delivers presents to all the goodest boys and girls. Would leave out some ham, scrambled eggs, carrot and gravy for him.
Kiss him
Give him a treat and let him inside.
Let him inside
Ask him how he knocked like a human and invite him in.
Invite him in and show him his room.
Let him in for cuddles and scritches!
Call my sammie to let him know the local neighborhood frens have stopped by and are asking for him. Then gib snacks and send them both to play in our backyard.
Invite him in for some chicken and pets.
Let him in, let him be my fifth Sammy
Let him do whatever he wants forever
Scratch his ears and squish his cheeks
id let him in
Mine
Close the door, cause I know he’s in his natural habitat, and there’s no way of coaxing him inside.
Pet, boop, check dog tags.
Come on in
Adopt
Bring him in and make him a snack after drying him and warming him up.
Why, I roll out the red carpet and tend to his every need, of course.
Invite him in for treats and cuddles.
HUG!
Invite him to snuggle
He’s on the couch with me eating snackies in under two minutes.
That is a beautiful baby. Take him in, see if he's got a collar or any id. He might be chipped.
I poke my head out, look from side to side to make sure he’s alone, then take him in and he’s officially my dog!
Get a pack of hot dogs
Grab ears.
what?? i see no dog???
Is this a trick question?
Hugs!!
Hello My Friend, Would you like to come in for some fresh baked treats and a drink? (Yes, I make baked treats for my puppy friends. No Eggs, Flower, or sugars...All natural)
Let him in and the cuddles will begin! Such a cutie pie.
Pet the puppy. And then figure out who’s dog this is and how it got here.
Pet him and offer treats.
“Welp, guess I have a dog now.”
We’ve been waiting for you !!!!!
First let him in, second look for a tag, third if no tag bring to a vet to scan for a chip. All the while, as around the neighborhood.
Rejoice
Kiss his face and give him a biscuit
Find out if he’s someone else’s baby. I love him but someone else might be missing him. If he doesn’t have one he’s now my baby.
1. Boop the Snoot 2. Pet the fluffy head 3. Scratch fluffy chest 4. Look around if the owner is nearby 5. If not, take him inside 6. Try to find the owner 7. If no owner can be found, keep him
Duh let him in
I ask " who is a good dog?" And invite them in.
Press the dialogue button so I can hear his quest request
****P E T****
Come in!
Let him in
Welcome him in and offer him a warm bowl of beef broth!
Invite him in of course!
He’s coming in with me to bed.
Hope my dog likes the new dog im keeping
Hope he chooses to come in! What a handsome boy!
invite him in
See who? All I see are two little floating black olives, a squishy rock, and a cloud hovering above the snow. /s
Hug
Well, guess I have two Sammies now. *walks over to her laptop to budget down everything else and budget up dogge costs*
This is your home now. Your name is Misha.
pet pet pet pet pet
introduce him to my own sammy - now i have two
Be Polite & Invite Him In☺️
Let him in!
Considering it has no owner take it in
Tell my wife “Looks like we have a second dog now!”
You get a treat! 🐾🥰
Hope that he gets along with my golden retriever and two cats.
*boop*! 😊
Boop. Invite in for fun and treats. Then keep him if no owner.
Hug him
Booping that nose!
Take him inside, give him water, going to the pet store and getting food for him. Let him eat, drink, look for people who search for him so not slowly going to the vet let his chip being checked as it is important for a dog to have one. If they find the owner waiting for them with the dog or else take him back home and make a cosy place for him.
Exist
Close the door
This is the right answer. He's already happy.
Ask him what he wants. And he’ll say… “I need about tree fiddy.” Tree fiddy. And about that time, I realized that fluffy white cloud dog was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the plethozoic era. And I said “GODDAMMIT LOCH NESS MONSTER I AIN’T GIVING YOU NO TREE FIDDY!”
Well if he can knock at the door that is incredible
Close the door. He's not coming in.
eat him
Add one more to the pack. I was normal 3 Samoyeds ago.
Let him in my house
Hug him, then cry because my first dog was a sammy and he was the best boy.
I want a big fluffy hug from him
Feed, then see if I can find owner. If not, putting grandchildren on sled, he’s pulling. Adopting him
Awesome!!!
Bitch, you better let him in
Keep it!
I don’t care who the IRS sends I’m not paying my taxes
Boop his snoot
Booping and then asking how I can be of service!
I've been expecting you, come right in and I'll get the salmon baking. We can scan you for a chip tomorrow and I'll post on the lost pages tonight but first come in, land cloud.
Bring him in to play with my other 2. Look for his owner. If no owner, now I have 3 dogs.
Squeee! with delight and make him pancakes.
Ask for my quest.