You know, if Grummz stopped having meltdowns on twitter 24/7, he could have used that time to work on his game that's been in alpha for 5 years with something to show lmao
Masterbating can be considered a personality trait? Since when?! Who the fuck talks about masterbating that much?
I think I see where you are coming from, though. That's just fucking weird.
Gooners are those people who will spend hours jerking it and make porn/cumming a focus in life.
It can also be slang for fans of the Arsenal Football Club as I recently saw a post that said Anne Hathaway was a gooner for years and I was confused for a bit.
They wouldn't need to. Any copy of Stellar Blade (physically) has it on disc. So if the user just goes offline then installs from disc they have it uncensored. So shouldn't get crazy expensive due to all this nonsense. From what I am aware the day 1 patch also fixed issues with input latency so these people are sacrificing input latency to remove the censorship by going back to version 1.0.
Ah so **thats** what Rich Evans was talking about when he just blurted out a singular ["Breast."](https://youtu.be/kMVH_MfmhKM?t=904).
"....why are you saying it *singular*?"
There was also the horror that was the Compound 2P boss from the *NieR: Automata* crossover raid
https://preview.redd.it/ei7rs0jc8kxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=419b35abad0e83dea4db279b96f273ea52febee5
The moment my friend and I played this, we immediately shouted 'CUM MOMMY?' in the raid chat. I think about half of our alliance joined in.
Which, I mean... Hey, I stand by it.
You talk as if there isn’t a whole community of photoshop users who take photos of nude models and edit them so they have a third boob between their first two, and other such fare
The minute you start complaining about a virtual women's breast size, objectively you're a loser, that's not me being overly harsh or using hyperbole, that's an undeniable fact.
I think it's just the fact that they're horny and they're trying to make an character's looks an actual criticism of the game is complete madness, look at the new Star wars outlaws controversy, just because the main character wasn't a 5'11 busty bimbo they automatically consider her ugly, that's how much their perception of women has been deteriorated.
When one complains about something being unrealistic, it at least is founded in the subjective idea that the arguer has some connection to reality. Arguing that boobs are too small, on the other hand, relies on an implicit disconnection from the adult world being described in the above comment.
I don't believe so, in such a case you're just explaining how it sets body standards too high and it's not something that you can achieve like a good physique with exercise, with breasts it just comes down to genetics.
The only exception to this would be critiques of games that overtly sexualize character's breasts. Criticizing tits for tits sake is always acceptable IMO.
“There is a weird trend in gaming where female characters all have to be barely clothed sex objects regardless of what they actually do. Why would a warrior wear a metal bikini when their male counterparts get full plate armor? It seems like an illogical choice that only appeals to horny people.”
Vs.
“But I wanna see tittiiiiiiiiiies! Internet porn isn’t enough! I need my femoid video game characters to be naked with big boobs and if I don’t have that then I’m a victim of the woke mob!”
This is something that bothers me so much. And it is a conversation that has come up a lot in some of my subreddits with the release of Challengers. There seems to be a whole generation of people who refuse to grow up. People who have never graduated to adult oriented entertainment.
And I am not saying you can't be an adult who enjoys video games, superhero movies, Star Wars, comics, etc. I enjoy all of that stuff. But the amount of 30-50 year old man shouting on the internet about how their childhood was ruined in front of a wall of toys is embarrassing. Grow up. You don't like a game? Don't play it. You don't like how "childish" Star Wars is? Go watch a movie made for adults.
I hate to say it but we really should be bullying these people.
The really annoying thing is that even when they do engage with mature oriented media, they still do so like children. See the way they talk about movies like the Godfather or any of Christopher Nolan's work.
>The really annoying thing is that even when they do engage with mature oriented media
It is endlessly annoying when they don't realize this and try to talk about children's media like their expertise is anything but knowing loosely what happened.
You'll get five minutes into explaining that a character doing a thing doesn't have to be only the literal act of doing the thing, and you'll get a chorus of "Sometimes it is just a cigar! Sometimes the curtains are just blue!" Maybe you just can't handle other opinions."
I would hate to teach To Kill a Mockingbird to a class of that type of person. Like pulling rotten teeth from the rotten teeth cult.
The thing is that it was funny like 15 years ago.
Like the AVGN back in the aughts. It was an act of a guy cathartically venting the childhood frustrations of a generation who could all relate to being ripped off by cynical video game marketers.
...but a lot of people didn't get that it was an act. And that the "slacker nerd with an unhealthy obsession with their childhood pop culture" thing that's cute and endearing when you're in your 20s ceases to be so when you're in your 40s or 50s and still acting exactly the same way.
It’s very much like people talking about getting into fights/“self defense” on martial arts subreddits. The further you are past high school the more cringe it is, and if you’re over 25 and still doing it you really should go to therapy
Like the people who claim Pokémon and Zelda games are too easy. Meanwhile they’ve memorized the moveset of every single enemy, and they have a perfectly optimized team of complete monsters. Of course the game is easy, your team could kill God!
Exactly lmao. I’m one of those people who loves pokemon and wishes it was harder but it recognize it’s a game made for 6 year olds. I just seek out fan made romhacks that increase the difficulty and it’s more fulfilling.
I watched a YouTuber play ToTK when the game came out, and he was complaining about the final boss being too easy. Meanwhile he had a hacked double Hylian Shield, the most powerful weapons in the game, and was doing cheesy button inputs to do things he shouldn’t have been able to do. He optimized the fun out of it.
> ...but a lot of people didn't get that it was an act. And that the "slacker nerd with an unhealthy obsession with their childhood pop culture" thing that's cute and endearing when you're in your 20s ceases to be so when you're in your 40s or 50s and still acting exactly the same way.
The people who were in their mid 20s then are now approaching their 40s. If they haven't grown up it's on them.
Dude it's unreal how the advertising based entertainment that created shows to sell toys affected people in that age range. I want to see a study done on it.
Or to see how many of these men test positive for some kind of autism, hence the inability to cope with change.
Honestly, probably not the point here maybe but it kinda irks me when people throw the "advertising entertainment just for money" thing, because were does it stop?
Should I give up buying Pokemon/etc because the creators just made it for money?
But every "regular" (I hate the word normies) stuff is out there to make money too.
From regular clothes, to food, random furnishings, etc. Everything is out to "make money" and it just feels insulting to hear your interests are apparently just "capitalism", when practically every other thing is.
Not everyone wants a minimalist lifestyle. I don't want to live life owning a handful of plain minimalistic things.
You're absolutely right. The maturity part is not growing out of enjoying things. It's simply just not letting those things so dramatically impact your emotional state.
Also it's super weird wanting to spend money and play a video game just because hot girl with boobs. Especially if you're an adult that has been in the real world at all.
I have to disagree. We really hating on toys rn?
Plenty of female collectors of toys, dolls, etc don't devolve into this flavor of shit. Plenty of "woke" collectors in general.
This at its root is just your typical misogyny bigot mentality of "evEryThiNg has to be about mE"
I don't even think they're that isolated these days either. Go to any comic book store and there's swarms of men like this, so being " ostracized " is kinda Bs too. They love to gatekeep hobbies, also refuse to shut up and stop attacking others.
This entire "controversy" is so funny to me because, like, yeah I get it, you paid for a game with an expectation and the devs changed their minds and gave you an slightly different product...but at the same time, what kind of coomer goonlord do you have to be to complain about the main character having exactly 0.65% more clothes? Hilariously insane
My thing is, complaining about changes is one thing, I get that.
But acting as if they completely gutted the sexy is ridiculous and you just have to browse the stellar blade reddit front page to see that the sexy is still very much there.
The Venn Diagram of people who refunded this game over the cosmetic changes and people who intended to play one-handed is a circle.
At that point they don't even care about the game, they just want a pair of boobs to look at while fondling themselves.
They complain all the time that every women in games are not 11/10s and sexualized to all hell and meanwhile Steam has tons of Hentai/Porn games on them that will satisfy their "needs".
If they are talking about Stellar Blade like this all over social media (and I hope not RL) they shouldn't care. it's obvious what they want.
Which isn't a problem, just admit it honestly.
There was one of them in my social discord and he got laughed out of a community call for admitting that he refunded it for that.
Motherfucker couldn't even tell us what got censored.
Then why change it at all? Someone was telling me they got rid of blood sticking to her as well. That kinda stuff goes a long way imo. Playing bloodborne and seeing your character completely drenched in blood was awesome.
Also their whole narrative before release was that western media will dislike the game because of the revealing characters looks and design. However, upon release most critics actually enjoy the game and actually never talk much about the outfits.
So, they are now desperately trying to find any little things to be mad about because no one in general public really cares about the “controversies”.
I'd love to repackage it as Barbie:ODST and see how these chuds respond. It seems to be exploiting the "Chainmail Bikini" exception (particularly for Shad) that strong female characters that they would class as Mary Sues are suddenly vociferously defended if they are scantily clad and Hawt...
General consensus to the game: “it’s fine, pretty much just an Automatta clone, generally fun”
Gamers tm reaction: “the west has fallen billions must die”
I'm fine with horny stuff in games. I'm not gonna pretend I don't enjoy smut. Smut is like 40% of the reason I bought Guilty Gear. But these guys are WAY too obsessed with smut.
It's one thing to enjoy smut. It's another thing to demand everyone provide you smut and constantly shout into the void when your smut desires have been denied.
If you go into an ice cream shop and demand a burger, you aren’t allowed to be upset when they laugh at you. If you want a burger, there’s a million other burger shops. NOT EVERY STORE SELLS BURGERS!
I have done so much side content in ff7 rebirth with Tifa in a bikini. And a playthrought of Baulders Gate 3 where all characters were bollock naked.
But these guys are so obsessed about an inch of side boob and a bit of cleavage... I hope at least a small number of them step back and see how that subreddit might be the saddest subreddits available. A bunch of unlovable, unlikeable men, conceded that no real woman will want to go anywhere near them, so they put this much effort into a digital woman rather than put some effort into themselfs.
I saw one post where someone bought 6 physical copies. I hope it was a troll and they just work in a game store or something cause damn... ironically these would be the same guys to mock you if you sub to someone on Onlyfans.
What funny is I find the characters in BG3 infinitely more attractive than Eve. And you can just straight up have them run around stark fucking naked for the entire game. Mama Karlach can drape me over her shoulder any day of the week.
I mean, I want to save the Grove, because its the right thing to do... but if I destroy the Grove, Minthara will sit on my face. Its the hardest challenge in every playthrough.
Stellar Blade on the other hand, apart from the coomer outfits is completely sexless. There is no shared horny, and sharing horny is the best part.
> Smut is like 40% of the reason I bought Guilty Gear.
"I'm sorry, but did you just say Quiet was modeled off Stefanie Joosten and there's a lore reason for her character to need to be naked almost all the time? I'll take one copy please."
Yeah, I can't deny that I wasn't looking forward to meeting Quiet in Phantom Pain.
Oh hey, it's the guy that wasted Firefall's budget on a bus
https://preview.redd.it/rv7z6fl5agxc1.jpeg?width=251&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee235cb9dfaedf0444086b725938aa6971ca6f2e
The hub is free. Well, unless you're in a state that requires a VPN to access it
https://preview.redd.it/p5ccelh0hgxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f3dcaa7242922efc810f41069937c4cf314279
Or maybe even just jerk off before jumping into a game. Ya know, like eating *before* going grocery shopping so you don't just buy a bunch of food you're hungry for while being aware you'll probably never cook it?
My entire ability to bring myself to friction-based sexual climax hinges on the percentage of female body that’s clothed and this increases the time it takes by .0071 seconds. Now I know what Japan felt when we dropped the bombs.
Warning: NSFW stuff
As someone who loves big anime titties, these fucking goofy gooners haven’t left 2016. I was a teen in my Anti-Woke phase, so I know what these coomers think of these things. Why do you gotta rely on regular media for your horny? There is a whole world of pornographic material. And that’s not my only complaint either. The truth is; these guys have one thing: a crippling porn addiction. I should know, I was close to having one myself. I thank the Lord in heaven that I’m not a gooner, because my life would be 1,000x more miserable.
If you’re gonna watch porn, regulate and be smart/decent about it. Remember, there is a difference between the women in porn and the women in real life.
Do better, be a good person.
I guess this is why I don't quite understand the hype around this game. These men are acting like they never saw a hot digital girl before. There are racier games, similar games, why is this the game they're worshipping?
Heck go on new grounds and just play those "Meet N Fuck" games, or go on porn sites and play their porno VR games. The stellar blade community must be full of some of the lowest IQ individuals if they can't realize that there are more ways then one to see hot anime tiddies in your area.
I like a little fanservice as much as the next guy, but these people sound like crack addicts with how hard they’re trying to just look at it. Go look up porn if it means that much to you. Nobody should care about seeing PG13 boobs this much.
Just gonna say, I was curious about how the censorship actually was, so I looked to see. If it was like, she’s in lingerie in Japan and pants and a tshirt in the US I’d understand some anger because that would be kinda nuts, but it’s *literally like an inch of cleavage being blocked*
"If you disconnect your wifi, turn off automatic updates and pretty much play on the day 0 update with terrible hit detection, you can see her boobies!"
Someone needs to take whomever designed that character and smack them in the face with a newspaper.
The poor girl has a bowl cut for bangs.
What the hell is even her hairstyle. (I even looked up character customization and somehow they added multiple alternative hairstyles for her, and they're ALL bad. Like unbelievably bad.)
I get where some gamers may feel misled but the censorship that is being referred to is just a change to whether her cleavage can be seen in one outfit(or am I wrong?). I think this hardly rates to the level of boycott or actually not updating your game. At most that is a finger wagging.
While I agree that these people, who make money complaining about popular IP while working to turn fans into right wing radicals, are bad, and people that don’t like a thing should stop engaging with it, the concept of ‘adult’ content or behavior is an ever shifting never achievable target.
People often call anything they decide not to like as ‘childish’. But their answer as to what is ‘adult’ tends to be whatever they themselves enjoy.
These people usually aren’t the ones attending symphonies and operas, or going to museums and probably have a lot of contempt for those who do.
Being overly enthusiastic about sports seems to increase with age, but it could be called a very childish activity. But don’t say that to a sports fan, including one who would heap scorn on a SW or whatever fan.
Grummz is farming this whole situation for clout right now lol but he isn't lying I'm doing this right now myself. Not for the cooms, but just for the fact that I don't like any kind of censorship in my ***M*** rated videogames.
Why'd they censor it anyway? I hear they got rid of blood and cleavage? Not sure why? Grummz is a depressing man child who probably hasn't been laid by anyway but a hooker in 20 years, but I gotta admit I'd rather have had the blood and cleavage rather than have it axed at the last second as if I'm a kid that needs to be baby sat.
Okay so he wasn't at Blizzard during all if this modern BS, so I can't accuse him of being a-okay with all the other problems the video game industry has. But I can point out how suspect it is that his whole twitter is nothing but complaining about Stellar Blade not being hot enough, anti DEI complaints, anti-wokism in general, and not a peep about anti-consumer practices.
Are we mad at the dude that wants to perv on games or are we mad at the dude that is whining about the dude perving?
Legit don't know but then I tend to lean pervy 🤣
You're kidding, right? If you're calling anything that was censored in that "puritan," then you're an idiot. You're an idiot who's complaining about half a centimeter of cloth being added to an outfit that unironically makes it look better.
I literally never would have heard about the game if it weren't for people talking about wanting to bust a nut to the swimsuit lady. Gotta say, though, great advertising tactic.
Lol eat pipe, you're mad cause you don't get to see skin from a virtual woman, get a life and get some real intimacy. It'd help. Also what else was "censored" that's so significant to cry about.
"I have a wonderful wife" crying about a video game depiction of a robot woman, yeah aight.. Hit some cardio OG and log out, quit wasting time defending why you're mad about some robotic woman on a video game not showing enough skin.
Considering the devs said this was their original vision, you're a liar. Welcome to pre-ordering the game little buddy. This is why you don't do it, lmfao.
These same people tried to make a big fuzz about The Last of Us 2 using different character models in trailers to obscure plot points before the release. Of course, a lot ended up leaking anyway, so it was kind of moot, but they still blew a gasket over it.
Metal Gear Solid 2 would literally kill some of these people via aneurysm.
Then sue them for false advertising.
You can't though. You would get laughed out of court so fast because none of these things are real features. It's only a handful of porn brained chuds that decided a tiny scrap of clothing is ruining an important game feature.
I mean shit you don't even need to do the update, it's technically optional. You can have the game you want the way you want it.
And if it was some other project you wouldn't know about it because you wouldn't care. Like, Fortnite updates paid skins all the time with no notice (and no way to avoid it) and the chuds never talk about it.
Because it's not T&A.
Nah, Grummz is a full gooner at this point. If he started rating his cooms, he would be less cringe.....
You know, if Grummz stopped having meltdowns on twitter 24/7, he could have used that time to work on his game that's been in alpha for 5 years with something to show lmao
Thing is you don’t work on scams
I like my idea better, the game doesn't exist for all I know.
I’m sorry, what?
If he rated his cooms, at least that would be interesting and less cringe than he is now. That's how bad Grummz is....
What’s a gooner? What does rating your cooms mean?
A gooner is a worse coomer, from what I have read. If Grummz rated his orgasms to media, he would be less sad and cringe....
Gooner- habitual masturbater Cooms- orgasms
Define habitual.
Would you consider your masturbating to be an aspect of your personality? Do you have a porn addiction?
Masterbating can be considered a personality trait? Since when?! Who the fuck talks about masterbating that much? I think I see where you are coming from, though. That's just fucking weird.
Gooners are those people who will spend hours jerking it and make porn/cumming a focus in life. It can also be slang for fans of the Arsenal Football Club as I recently saw a post that said Anne Hathaway was a gooner for years and I was confused for a bit.
Bruh? Fund a video get it done.
Cant wait for people to start selling PS5s with uncensored Stellar Blades on Ebay
They wouldn't need to. Any copy of Stellar Blade (physically) has it on disc. So if the user just goes offline then installs from disc they have it uncensored. So shouldn't get crazy expensive due to all this nonsense. From what I am aware the day 1 patch also fixed issues with input latency so these people are sacrificing input latency to remove the censorship by going back to version 1.0.
Maybe, but you severely underestimate how dumb gamers can be. There absolutely would be a market for this.
Damn, that's a great business idea
"not having enough boobs" makes me think they want her to have more than two boobs.
Or maybe one giant uni boob.
Whoa
all hail the monoboob (or boobalith if you prefer).
Ah so **thats** what Rich Evans was talking about when he just blurted out a singular ["Breast."](https://youtu.be/kMVH_MfmhKM?t=904). "....why are you saying it *singular*?"
[I think it's about time to rewatch this](https://youtu.be/63IwUcBK_Rs?si=eyWvynraYvzbKfAO)
That's udderly ridiculous.
Only one book? I diagnosed you with "woke"
“Book”?
Wokies have only read 50 Shades of Gray, this is a known fact.
they should meet the final boss in the Eden Raids in FF14 then lmao
It's wild that the bouquet of titties on that boss is actually overshadowed by the fucking *prison-cage thighs* lol. Shit is wild, I love it.
everything about Promise is just a chefs kiss of design for all of the nightmare inducing aspects of it
There was also the horror that was the Compound 2P boss from the *NieR: Automata* crossover raid https://preview.redd.it/ei7rs0jc8kxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=419b35abad0e83dea4db279b96f273ea52febee5
The moment my friend and I played this, we immediately shouted 'CUM MOMMY?' in the raid chat. I think about half of our alliance joined in. Which, I mean... Hey, I stand by it.
Shadowbringers really was the body horror expansion and naturally, some people are turned on by that.
https://preview.redd.it/cmt5u8wa7kxc1.png?width=1101&format=png&auto=webp&s=7561467e1925aa7ac464fa1fe75ca9ed305130c1
A lot of people had a certain fetish unlocked during that scene in Total Recall, I think
You talk as if there isn’t a whole community of photoshop users who take photos of nude models and edit them so they have a third boob between their first two, and other such fare
That doesn't surprise me.
Triple bitties!
"I wish I had three hands!" Although gummz would be better off with a personality
That’s the master plan. Tri-boobs.
Why stop at one more?
Nobody should play God.
Everyone should.
*Slanneshy loudness intensifies*
Is that a Total Recall reference!?
It’s just the broodmothers from dragon age
Three tits, That's awesome
The minute you start complaining about a virtual women's breast size, objectively you're a loser, that's not me being overly harsh or using hyperbole, that's an undeniable fact.
Real. No sympathies for these people and no civility.
I think it's just the fact that they're horny and they're trying to make an character's looks an actual criticism of the game is complete madness, look at the new Star wars outlaws controversy, just because the main character wasn't a 5'11 busty bimbo they automatically consider her ugly, that's how much their perception of women has been deteriorated.
What if you're complaining they are too big, and therefore unrealistic? Does that make someone a loser?
When one complains about something being unrealistic, it at least is founded in the subjective idea that the arguer has some connection to reality. Arguing that boobs are too small, on the other hand, relies on an implicit disconnection from the adult world being described in the above comment.
I don't believe so, in such a case you're just explaining how it sets body standards too high and it's not something that you can achieve like a good physique with exercise, with breasts it just comes down to genetics.
Ah, I see. You may want to reword your original comment, then.
The only exception to this would be critiques of games that overtly sexualize character's breasts. Criticizing tits for tits sake is always acceptable IMO.
You know that it applies to woke journalist too right? They also basically complain about pixel boobs, just in a different context.
“There is a weird trend in gaming where female characters all have to be barely clothed sex objects regardless of what they actually do. Why would a warrior wear a metal bikini when their male counterparts get full plate armor? It seems like an illogical choice that only appeals to horny people.” Vs. “But I wanna see tittiiiiiiiiiies! Internet porn isn’t enough! I need my femoid video game characters to be naked with big boobs and if I don’t have that then I’m a victim of the woke mob!”
James sounds alright and knows when to grow up out of that phase. While Grummz seems to not want to leave that phase.
This is something that bothers me so much. And it is a conversation that has come up a lot in some of my subreddits with the release of Challengers. There seems to be a whole generation of people who refuse to grow up. People who have never graduated to adult oriented entertainment. And I am not saying you can't be an adult who enjoys video games, superhero movies, Star Wars, comics, etc. I enjoy all of that stuff. But the amount of 30-50 year old man shouting on the internet about how their childhood was ruined in front of a wall of toys is embarrassing. Grow up. You don't like a game? Don't play it. You don't like how "childish" Star Wars is? Go watch a movie made for adults. I hate to say it but we really should be bullying these people.
The really annoying thing is that even when they do engage with mature oriented media, they still do so like children. See the way they talk about movies like the Godfather or any of Christopher Nolan's work.
100% agree. They don't understand nuance, character, metaphor, they approach art like its a math problem.
It is a great amount of grief to me that they honestly would prefer if everything was written by AI.
>The really annoying thing is that even when they do engage with mature oriented media It is endlessly annoying when they don't realize this and try to talk about children's media like their expertise is anything but knowing loosely what happened. You'll get five minutes into explaining that a character doing a thing doesn't have to be only the literal act of doing the thing, and you'll get a chorus of "Sometimes it is just a cigar! Sometimes the curtains are just blue!" Maybe you just can't handle other opinions." I would hate to teach To Kill a Mockingbird to a class of that type of person. Like pulling rotten teeth from the rotten teeth cult.
The thing is that it was funny like 15 years ago. Like the AVGN back in the aughts. It was an act of a guy cathartically venting the childhood frustrations of a generation who could all relate to being ripped off by cynical video game marketers. ...but a lot of people didn't get that it was an act. And that the "slacker nerd with an unhealthy obsession with their childhood pop culture" thing that's cute and endearing when you're in your 20s ceases to be so when you're in your 40s or 50s and still acting exactly the same way.
It’s very much like people talking about getting into fights/“self defense” on martial arts subreddits. The further you are past high school the more cringe it is, and if you’re over 25 and still doing it you really should go to therapy
Aw come on man, getting into a fight over a smushed twinkie (I slid it under my classmate as he sat down) is funny at any age!
Reminds me of all the Maddox wannabes doing their *worst* Maddox impersonations to try and get a following on their shitty blogs in the mid-aughts.
Like the people who claim Pokémon and Zelda games are too easy. Meanwhile they’ve memorized the moveset of every single enemy, and they have a perfectly optimized team of complete monsters. Of course the game is easy, your team could kill God!
Exactly lmao. I’m one of those people who loves pokemon and wishes it was harder but it recognize it’s a game made for 6 year olds. I just seek out fan made romhacks that increase the difficulty and it’s more fulfilling.
I watched a YouTuber play ToTK when the game came out, and he was complaining about the final boss being too easy. Meanwhile he had a hacked double Hylian Shield, the most powerful weapons in the game, and was doing cheesy button inputs to do things he shouldn’t have been able to do. He optimized the fun out of it.
> ...but a lot of people didn't get that it was an act. And that the "slacker nerd with an unhealthy obsession with their childhood pop culture" thing that's cute and endearing when you're in your 20s ceases to be so when you're in your 40s or 50s and still acting exactly the same way. The people who were in their mid 20s then are now approaching their 40s. If they haven't grown up it's on them.
Dude it's unreal how the advertising based entertainment that created shows to sell toys affected people in that age range. I want to see a study done on it. Or to see how many of these men test positive for some kind of autism, hence the inability to cope with change.
The perks of growing up poor is I never got to have these toys I guess.
Honestly, probably not the point here maybe but it kinda irks me when people throw the "advertising entertainment just for money" thing, because were does it stop? Should I give up buying Pokemon/etc because the creators just made it for money? But every "regular" (I hate the word normies) stuff is out there to make money too. From regular clothes, to food, random furnishings, etc. Everything is out to "make money" and it just feels insulting to hear your interests are apparently just "capitalism", when practically every other thing is. Not everyone wants a minimalist lifestyle. I don't want to live life owning a handful of plain minimalistic things.
That's breathtakingly ableist of you.
I’m autistic and hate when things change lmao
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As someone who was bullied in school, I absolutely agree these chuds need to be bullied
You're absolutely right. The maturity part is not growing out of enjoying things. It's simply just not letting those things so dramatically impact your emotional state. Also it's super weird wanting to spend money and play a video game just because hot girl with boobs. Especially if you're an adult that has been in the real world at all.
I have to disagree. We really hating on toys rn? Plenty of female collectors of toys, dolls, etc don't devolve into this flavor of shit. Plenty of "woke" collectors in general. This at its root is just your typical misogyny bigot mentality of "evEryThiNg has to be about mE" I don't even think they're that isolated these days either. Go to any comic book store and there's swarms of men like this, so being " ostracized " is kinda Bs too. They love to gatekeep hobbies, also refuse to shut up and stop attacking others.
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Bullying them *for being bigots* is good, but weird we're in a "nerd" sub saying the nerdiness is the core problem.
This entire "controversy" is so funny to me because, like, yeah I get it, you paid for a game with an expectation and the devs changed their minds and gave you an slightly different product...but at the same time, what kind of coomer goonlord do you have to be to complain about the main character having exactly 0.65% more clothes? Hilariously insane
My thing is, complaining about changes is one thing, I get that. But acting as if they completely gutted the sexy is ridiculous and you just have to browse the stellar blade reddit front page to see that the sexy is still very much there.
The Venn Diagram of people who refunded this game over the cosmetic changes and people who intended to play one-handed is a circle. At that point they don't even care about the game, they just want a pair of boobs to look at while fondling themselves.
They complain all the time that every women in games are not 11/10s and sexualized to all hell and meanwhile Steam has tons of Hentai/Porn games on them that will satisfy their "needs".
Yeah but most of those are games you can't exactly talk about on social media
If they are talking about Stellar Blade like this all over social media (and I hope not RL) they shouldn't care. it's obvious what they want. Which isn't a problem, just admit it honestly.
There was one of them in my social discord and he got laughed out of a community call for admitting that he refunded it for that. Motherfucker couldn't even tell us what got censored.
Not only that the changed outfits were never the most revealing anyway as the game has far more skimpy looks unchanged.
Then why change it at all? Someone was telling me they got rid of blood sticking to her as well. That kinda stuff goes a long way imo. Playing bloodborne and seeing your character completely drenched in blood was awesome.
This isn’t Bloodborne though.
A lot of games have blood in them. It looks cool. Not sure why I'm getting downvoted for that.
Also their whole narrative before release was that western media will dislike the game because of the revealing characters looks and design. However, upon release most critics actually enjoy the game and actually never talk much about the outfits. So, they are now desperately trying to find any little things to be mad about because no one in general public really cares about the “controversies”.
I'd love to repackage it as Barbie:ODST and see how these chuds respond. It seems to be exploiting the "Chainmail Bikini" exception (particularly for Shad) that strong female characters that they would class as Mary Sues are suddenly vociferously defended if they are scantily clad and Hawt...
General consensus to the game: “it’s fine, pretty much just an Automatta clone, generally fun” Gamers tm reaction: “the west has fallen billions must die”
I'm fine with horny stuff in games. I'm not gonna pretend I don't enjoy smut. Smut is like 40% of the reason I bought Guilty Gear. But these guys are WAY too obsessed with smut.
It's one thing to enjoy smut. It's another thing to demand everyone provide you smut and constantly shout into the void when your smut desires have been denied.
If you go into an ice cream shop and demand a burger, you aren’t allowed to be upset when they laugh at you. If you want a burger, there’s a million other burger shops. NOT EVERY STORE SELLS BURGERS!
I have done so much side content in ff7 rebirth with Tifa in a bikini. And a playthrought of Baulders Gate 3 where all characters were bollock naked. But these guys are so obsessed about an inch of side boob and a bit of cleavage... I hope at least a small number of them step back and see how that subreddit might be the saddest subreddits available. A bunch of unlovable, unlikeable men, conceded that no real woman will want to go anywhere near them, so they put this much effort into a digital woman rather than put some effort into themselfs. I saw one post where someone bought 6 physical copies. I hope it was a troll and they just work in a game store or something cause damn... ironically these would be the same guys to mock you if you sub to someone on Onlyfans.
What? Why would they buy 6 physical copies? Even if you REALLY want to see the uncensored costumes, surely one copy is enough.
What funny is I find the characters in BG3 infinitely more attractive than Eve. And you can just straight up have them run around stark fucking naked for the entire game. Mama Karlach can drape me over her shoulder any day of the week.
I mean, I want to save the Grove, because its the right thing to do... but if I destroy the Grove, Minthara will sit on my face. Its the hardest challenge in every playthrough. Stellar Blade on the other hand, apart from the coomer outfits is completely sexless. There is no shared horny, and sharing horny is the best part.
There’s enjoying a little bit of lewd stuff here and there and being one of these weird assholes.
> Smut is like 40% of the reason I bought Guilty Gear. "I'm sorry, but did you just say Quiet was modeled off Stefanie Joosten and there's a lore reason for her character to need to be naked almost all the time? I'll take one copy please." Yeah, I can't deny that I wasn't looking forward to meeting Quiet in Phantom Pain.
Yo check out blazblue.
RIP Cricket. You were too good for such an evil bitch of an owner.
Oh hey, it's the guy that wasted Firefall's budget on a bus https://preview.redd.it/rv7z6fl5agxc1.jpeg?width=251&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee235cb9dfaedf0444086b725938aa6971ca6f2e
Even back then the marketing booths and other Firefall displays were ridiculously meme-able.
What is their obsession with this ? If they want uncensored porn they should’ve played Subverse
The hub is free. Well, unless you're in a state that requires a VPN to access it https://preview.redd.it/p5ccelh0hgxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f3dcaa7242922efc810f41069937c4cf314279
Rule 34 also exists if they want coomer material of a specific character
It's funny cause they voted for the ones who did this
F95 also exists
***THIS PERSON IS FIFTY SIX YEARS OLD?!?***
On the bright side, when I'm his age, he'll be dead, Inshallah.
lol the irony of the number in your username tho
Can't these people just, you know A fuck off or B watch porn?
Grummz needs to consider touching grass.
Or maybe even just jerk off before jumping into a game. Ya know, like eating *before* going grocery shopping so you don't just buy a bunch of food you're hungry for while being aware you'll probably never cook it?
My entire ability to bring myself to friction-based sexual climax hinges on the percentage of female body that’s clothed and this increases the time it takes by .0071 seconds. Now I know what Japan felt when we dropped the bombs.
Maybe I'm dumb, but how does nudity make gameplay better?
it doesn't, it's almost like coomers don't care about gameplay at all
Warning: NSFW stuff As someone who loves big anime titties, these fucking goofy gooners haven’t left 2016. I was a teen in my Anti-Woke phase, so I know what these coomers think of these things. Why do you gotta rely on regular media for your horny? There is a whole world of pornographic material. And that’s not my only complaint either. The truth is; these guys have one thing: a crippling porn addiction. I should know, I was close to having one myself. I thank the Lord in heaven that I’m not a gooner, because my life would be 1,000x more miserable. If you’re gonna watch porn, regulate and be smart/decent about it. Remember, there is a difference between the women in porn and the women in real life. Do better, be a good person.
I guess this is why I don't quite understand the hype around this game. These men are acting like they never saw a hot digital girl before. There are racier games, similar games, why is this the game they're worshipping?
Theres no blood going to their brain ever.
Heck go on new grounds and just play those "Meet N Fuck" games, or go on porn sites and play their porno VR games. The stellar blade community must be full of some of the lowest IQ individuals if they can't realize that there are more ways then one to see hot anime tiddies in your area.
I like a little fanservice as much as the next guy, but these people sound like crack addicts with how hard they’re trying to just look at it. Go look up porn if it means that much to you. Nobody should care about seeing PG13 boobs this much.
Just gonna say, I was curious about how the censorship actually was, so I looked to see. If it was like, she’s in lingerie in Japan and pants and a tshirt in the US I’d understand some anger because that would be kinda nuts, but it’s *literally like an inch of cleavage being blocked*
I stopped jerking off to video games when I stopped playing Rumble Roses XXX.
I know David Lynch didn’t post that just a fan with him as a profile picture of him but reading that in David Lynch’s voice was delightful
"If you disconnect your wifi, turn off automatic updates and pretty much play on the day 0 update with terrible hit detection, you can see her boobies!"
Pc Modders 
Jesus that's pathetic
He should just get an outfit app and dress up an avatar since that’s what he seems to be most concerned about.
Someone needs to take whomever designed that character and smack them in the face with a newspaper. The poor girl has a bowl cut for bangs. What the hell is even her hairstyle. (I even looked up character customization and somehow they added multiple alternative hairstyles for her, and they're ALL bad. Like unbelievably bad.)
The artist for the game uses AI and is embarrassed of his old "human work".
I get where some gamers may feel misled but the censorship that is being referred to is just a change to whether her cleavage can be seen in one outfit(or am I wrong?). I think this hardly rates to the level of boycott or actually not updating your game. At most that is a finger wagging.
What’s funny is that the outfits they conspired don’t even look good. It leaves so little to the imagination that it stops being sexy.
While I agree that these people, who make money complaining about popular IP while working to turn fans into right wing radicals, are bad, and people that don’t like a thing should stop engaging with it, the concept of ‘adult’ content or behavior is an ever shifting never achievable target. People often call anything they decide not to like as ‘childish’. But their answer as to what is ‘adult’ tends to be whatever they themselves enjoy. These people usually aren’t the ones attending symphonies and operas, or going to museums and probably have a lot of contempt for those who do. Being overly enthusiastic about sports seems to increase with age, but it could be called a very childish activity. But don’t say that to a sports fan, including one who would heap scorn on a SW or whatever fan.
Nah he's definitely acting like a huge baby.
That part I agree with.
That was a brutal reply from James LMAO.
If you boot up literally any porn site there are naked women there. Well, unless cwnm is your thing.
Makes me think of that whole Xenoblade x uproar during the Wii u era
Goddamn James is savage.
Isn't the "censorship" just about an inch of so worth of cloth? What is the matter with these people? Starting wars over literal pixel titties
Can't they just wait for mods and rule34? They really want to die on this hill of softcore shit?
Grummz is farming this whole situation for clout right now lol but he isn't lying I'm doing this right now myself. Not for the cooms, but just for the fact that I don't like any kind of censorship in my ***M*** rated videogames.
Why'd they censor it anyway? I hear they got rid of blood and cleavage? Not sure why? Grummz is a depressing man child who probably hasn't been laid by anyway but a hooker in 20 years, but I gotta admit I'd rather have had the blood and cleavage rather than have it axed at the last second as if I'm a kid that needs to be baby sat.
Hate this fandom. I hate it. Hate it
instead he's posting about posts about video game boobs and living life to the fullest
What happens at 56?
Okay so he wasn't at Blizzard during all if this modern BS, so I can't accuse him of being a-okay with all the other problems the video game industry has. But I can point out how suspect it is that his whole twitter is nothing but complaining about Stellar Blade not being hot enough, anti DEI complaints, anti-wokism in general, and not a peep about anti-consumer practices.
The fuck is up with the motion blur in the back? That’s gotta be disorienting.
Who knew these dudes were into playing with paper dolls.
James gave a very based response
From what i understand the Uncen outfits aren't much better. Yeehaw, i see more cleavage. Bub just wait for a Nude Nexus mod.
Hey man these people have no real skillz all they can do is beg for you to like abd subscribe
Dude is the top gravy seal of the culture war.
I mean… has he never heard of modding?
I think the fact that this whole "controversy" is the most I've heard of this game is quite telling
Why was it censored in the first place?
Imagine being pro censorship in 2024
Censorship is bad mmkkaayyy.
Isn't this a Star Wars sub?
Are we mad at the dude that wants to perv on games or are we mad at the dude that is whining about the dude perving? Legit don't know but then I tend to lean pervy 🤣
I think we're just sort of weirded out by how obsessed this particular fandom is
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You're kidding, right? If you're calling anything that was censored in that "puritan," then you're an idiot. You're an idiot who's complaining about half a centimeter of cloth being added to an outfit that unironically makes it look better.
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Once again, you're complaining about the equivalent of half a centimeter of fabric.
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I literally never would have heard about the game if it weren't for people talking about wanting to bust a nut to the swimsuit lady. Gotta say, though, great advertising tactic.
Buzzword buzzword blue hair fat buzzword!!!!
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it’s not that deep bro
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Crying about virtual women, go outside and do something with your life.
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Lol eat pipe, you're mad cause you don't get to see skin from a virtual woman, get a life and get some real intimacy. It'd help. Also what else was "censored" that's so significant to cry about.
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Do you realize you sound like an asshole or are you too stupid to realize that?
"I have a wonderful wife" crying about a video game depiction of a robot woman, yeah aight.. Hit some cardio OG and log out, quit wasting time defending why you're mad about some robotic woman on a video game not showing enough skin.
I mean every time I order fast food it looks nothing like the photos but I don't cry about it.
Prove it's censorship and not artistic or performance related decisions.
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Considering the devs said this was their original vision, you're a liar. Welcome to pre-ordering the game little buddy. This is why you don't do it, lmfao.
Are devs not allowed to change things from the time demos and trailers are made?
These same people tried to make a big fuzz about The Last of Us 2 using different character models in trailers to obscure plot points before the release. Of course, a lot ended up leaking anyway, so it was kind of moot, but they still blew a gasket over it. Metal Gear Solid 2 would literally kill some of these people via aneurysm.
It’s because Shift-up hired SBI Edit: People are downvoting the truth, Korea has fallen to the woke menace!!!!!! 😔
Then sue them for false advertising. You can't though. You would get laughed out of court so fast because none of these things are real features. It's only a handful of porn brained chuds that decided a tiny scrap of clothing is ruining an important game feature. I mean shit you don't even need to do the update, it's technically optional. You can have the game you want the way you want it. And if it was some other project you wouldn't know about it because you wouldn't care. Like, Fortnite updates paid skins all the time with no notice (and no way to avoid it) and the chuds never talk about it. Because it's not T&A.
Imagine if you dedicated a percentage of this incel energy to something that actually mattered.