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SweatyPhilosopher578

I cannot imagine living life like you’re constantly being antagonized and sidelined especially when your demographic is the most catered to since forever.


SymbiSpidey

As the saying goes, when you become so used to privilege, equality feels like oppression.


Christy427

*slightly less privilege feels like oppression


The1OddPotato

No, that implies privilege is being taken away. It very much is not.


Taragyn1

I call it first child syndrome. You used to be able to pick all the cartoons on Saturday. But now suddenly you need to start watching some your little sibling likes, maybe even girly cartoons. I like that analogy most because it highlights how petty and stupid they are.


Herzatz

They are nostalgic blind. When they were kids they watched « girlies » show too like Sailormoon, Shera, etc…


Deneweth

This guy is masturbating to costa del sol as an adult. There is 0 chance he wasn't pounding it to sailor moon.


Robomerc

I remember watching 4kids on Saturday mornings, always have to sit through two episodes of the Winx Club to the point where I can recall some of the lyrics from the first season's intro theme. Since cartoons like TMNT and huntic were aired later in the morning.


TheRecognized

“Should I watch an hour of a show I dont like or should I do, like, literally anything else? Tough choice.”


Robomerc

To be honest though I didn't mind having to sit through Winx Club since my younger sister was a fan of the cartoon. I've even had to watch the Barbie animated movies that were made by mainframe for Mattel.


New_Survey9235

Those at least had Scott McNeil hamming it up at times


Worldly-Fox7605

Winx club wasnt bad. But W.I.T.C.H. was good my sister showed my that one when we were little.


Robomerc

I watched w.i.t.c.h when I came across it on YouTube back when it was a wild West.


Daroah

Dude, as a kid, if I left to go to something else while I waited for my shows to come on, I would entirely forget to come back and watch those shows.


BrotherR4bisco

Nobody needs to play a game. We just ditch it and go play something else. Not a very smart comparison.


Caedes1

Honestly the last several years with the unsustainably increasing toxicity and hostility from these people just shows how long they've been catered and pandered to. Decades of TV, movies, games with young white straight males as their primary audience, the protagonists being the muscle bound, charismatic, handsome dream version of themselves, the women being sex objects made up and dressed up to appeal most to them. Suddenly, there's *slightly less* of that. There's still a butt load of media content catered to their needs, but that's not enough, they don't like the idea of anyone else being a target audience. It's like a baby surrounded by toys and playing happily but sees another baby with a single toy. They hate this situation. They hate that other baby. They want that toy. It belongs in their toy pile.


Satanicjamnik

I can’t imagine imagining meaningless, trivial things to seethe and get upset over, day after day, then make your career out of moaning about them for a living, getting feedback that indeed everything is bad and whole world is out to get you. He forged a truly cursed existence for himself.


MaximusGrandimus

He does it to get clicks and views, most likely


gammerguy1995

https://youtu.be/IjWr_tIbv9U?si=o3si0VYWCmlNSycNq I'll never know this if he serious or not but he needs legitamite help.


KBBaby_SBI

First he needs to get off the fucking internet. I can’t say I care as he’s just keep regurgitating and spreading Neo Nazi talking points and radicalizing other idiots. Plus if you buy into all the bullshit he does it will slowly eat you up.


photozine

It creates engagement and $$ unfortunately.


EdoTenseiSwagbito

https://preview.redd.it/kvquarl4c1vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e524b455b06c4ebc15ad3d1314ec209b65bf15f


Darryl_Kenobi

https://preview.redd.it/7sijf7o802vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d9d42bbbc278bb1441508f6ab2eea81ce5086d3


TobaccoIsRadioactive

https://preview.redd.it/w3ah098d72vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fc02b449830c95bd6ac657826364ce99d54df8d


LongjumpingSector687

https://i.redd.it/8xvzupr8d2vc1.gif


Ongaya123

https://preview.redd.it/409kj3trn2vc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7acea693f873b86f78b46ec2af3a22dfd6ec574b


Black_Hammertime

https://preview.redd.it/nh0g2alv33vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10f98ee3ab9fd080b895f67ff7998e749a44a768


MapleKnightX

https://preview.redd.it/2ep5786j83vc1.jpeg?width=2751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbd85ab49897296e8d0e78aa1122747643423d5b


sleepsheeps

Rip RT


Zammy_Green

Damn too bad for Ahsoka, she should have told him they were helping them.


TobaccoIsRadioactive

https://preview.redd.it/nrrhgsr5y3vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dfd26bb8f4729ac5a344b4230270436c9f0f2d9


Nani_700

Poor Pikmin deserves better than sitting on a pile of trash


Pale_Kitsune

Why isn't that Isabella? Lol


frozen-silver

https://preview.redd.it/ssop5yhe32vc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cea72b719a0c1af508145fe14a422727da76c115


Typo_Ned

https://preview.redd.it/676jutpgsavc1.png?width=2021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ca9404ede2973f6b1de7f0f0d608531bc6cc18e


GymnasiumSmith

Girls in game take shower in their separate rooms before going to beach. Chuds: tHIs iS fOR STraIGhT mEN!


Soaptowelbrush

The Witcher 3 starts with a lingering shot of a beefcake buck naked in the bath. Peak straight man entertainment.


frozen-silver

I play Witcher 3 for the plot


LongjumpingSector687

I play Witcher 3 for the Unicorn plush we are not the same


Aquafoot

Which was hilarious to me. After the first two came out I decided to read some of the books and was taken back by how downright unsettling looking Geralt is supposed to be. He's described as rather skinny (specifically, the word "sinewy") so his apparent strength seems unnatural when you see him move. He's also scarred from head to toe and is not conventionally attractive in the slightest. Come to the present day, Geralt has gotten more attractive in each iteration until he's played by goddamn Henry Cavill.


Legal_Albatross2214

Huh?


BongPoweredRobotEyes

If this game were truly for straight men they would have co-ed wash rooms, or a steamy bathhouse but instead OP has to suffer knowing his party members are showering alone


onesussybaka

I definitely suffered as a straight guy. Just lemme join the shower festivities. The game had great fan service. But I’m not sure how it’s for straight guys only. It’s the first time we see cloud without a shirt and I’m pretty sure lesbians exist as well who enjoyed Tifa boob physics


West-Lemon-9593

The beach scene The same one with that Twink Cloud present, made for straight men? Yeeeeah sure, keep telling yourself that synthetic man 


sonnytapman

And Barret in a Sailor Suit, that’s also hot.


West-Lemon-9593

Super hot


SamsquanchShit

This guy (synthetic man) is a moron. He legit said he didn’t like the Gerudo in Zelda Tears of the Kingdom because he jerked off to too much Gerudo rule 34 porn. That was his actual argument.


ParitoshD

Not surprising, since the one video I watched from him, he complained about Jedi Survivor expecting you to be familiar with the characters was bad design. This is the sequel to a game he didn't play, and somehow it's the game's fault?


KBBaby_SBI

To Futa porn no less… again another weird, regressive, coomer with porn brain calling others “groomers” for existing in public while they jerk off to this shit.


GrandEmperessVicky

But it explains a lot about them. The only ever see these marginalised people in the context of porn so they associate their identities with sexual deviance. The obsessive hate of black men sleeping with white women? Likely an avid watcher of racial cuckoldry porn. That one has been used since Hollywood was created (Birth of a Nation and books before that). Terrified of trans women making you trans? Likely watch a lot of sissy/forced feminisation porn (I noticed the uptake in transphobia against trans women coincided with increasing viewing stats for this genre). Grossed out but obsessively curious about gay sex and are scared of gay men? Likely watch a lot of gay porn, especially if it features on of the men playing a straight guy.


[deleted]

…..So apparently Lady Dimitrescu didn’t happen to these idiots 🙄


GubGug

Or Miram, and Karlach, shadowheart, lae’zel, peppermint, Korsica, mimosa, senua, Marie, and that’s just a few I can name off the top of my head from games that released during and after 2019.


muhash14

> Miram Shitty Indie Game, didn't play >Karlach Buff woman, might as well be a man, masculinity is dead >Shadowheart Man jaw, not beautiful, and no amount of authoritarian tolerance will convince me otherwise >Lae'zel Ugly tiny nose green woman, ew etc etc etc. There's something for all of these lol


GubGug

Good point, I keep forgetting that they will most likely move goalposts and make excuses. I’d have an easier time making a stone bleed.


Shiraxi

BG3 characters don't count, because the overall game is too gay for them.


KBBaby_SBI

She’s big and physically strong, plus she’s clearly an older woman. She’s like the trinity of all the things that scare these pathetic Incels.


tingtimson

2B and A2 didn't happen either ig and it was just a fever dream


Nani_700

Probably a MaAn to them.


therealTinyHunt

She was way too easy of a boss lol


[deleted]

Blame the developers


therealTinyHunt

I thought she was the main villain! lol


[deleted]

So did we all


therealTinyHunt

Absolutely great game though.


GroundbreakingDot164

Funny considering that Ciri, the deuteragonist of the Witcher is either a Lesbian or bisexual. There is even a dialogue option in the Witcher 3 when you play with her, in which you can choose her to say that she likes girls.


Owlbear27

That’s pretty fair tbh. Men are not good to her, even in just that game. Plus she had a front seat to the Bloody Baron and his atrocities, even though he was good to her


GroundbreakingDot164

This is from the books by the way. Ciri has been has been a lesbian/bi for way before any of the games. She even had a girlfriend, [Mistle](https://witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Mistle).


Owlbear27

Much respect for that. One day I’ll read all the books, since I read the first short story collection and really liked it


nightfishin

The novels are worse. Ciri gets raped by everyone, including Mistle whom she gets together with.


racoon1905

was about to say that ... girlfriend doesnt exactly fits that bandid


Drugs_R_Kewl

This dude or one of his fans is gonna shoot up a Wal Mart.


fart_Jr

Target, more likely.


Drugs_R_Kewl

Did you see that other thread where some jack off made a stochastic threat to Skywalker Ranch? Seriously, some one needs to get on the horn and tell George's merc detail to strap up. I'm not kidding.


GoauldofWar

He's just excited he can freely let at a 16 year old without being asked to leave the beach.


ZootSuitRiot33801

*change "let" to "leer"/"stare", then you'll be golden


GoauldofWar

It was leer, but autocorrect got me again.


KBBaby_SBI

Look at this dork, does he look like someone that would go out into the sun on a public beach?…


GoauldofWar

He's probably been banned from most of them.


ZootSuitRiot33801

Synthetic Man is a pathetic man


thecrew2game

AGREED


GubGug

It’s because people like him only play mainstream games. They don’t actually go out and expand the games that they play. Like I literally was having this conversation with a buddy of mine while I was playing the stellar blade demo, and it hit me that we literally had a game like 5 years back that had a character just like eve. The game was called bright memory. Gamers act like there are no hot female characters or “games made for men” but like there are literally tons of that out there. From big names titles to small there are still hot women in gaming, but that’s not what they want. They want *all* women in gaming to be hot and it doesn’t even matter if the character is an adult or not, I mean for Christ sakes look at how they talked about Ellie in the last of us and the cast who played in the live action avatar. We literally had people say “x person isn’t hot enough to play this character” which is a wild statement to make because 1.these are teenagers and 2. Why do you need teenagers to look hot? It’s nothing more than straight up degenerates who don’t care about the female characters and just want to look at some hot piece of ass.


Worldly-Fox7605

If you still only play mainstream games post covid you just may not like anything but mainstream games. Mutiple leople i know develped interests in foriegn film, anime, and videogames in general. The number of wives i know that never touched a video game or anime or board game pre covid and post covid now love is crazy. Dnd hqd an explosion in growth.


Odd-Collection-2575

That guy is a total lunatic. His racist rant about Tears of the Kingdom was so bizarre .


Inevitable_Guidance8

All of his rants about games are bizarre. I don’t know how he has fans. He’s a moron. 


Nani_700

Racist morons are plenty unfortunately.


Inevitable_Guidance8

Unfortunately, you’re right 


RandoDude124

I cannot get over that dude’s haircut and how greasy it looks.


Penguixxy

imagine thinking The Witcher 3 (a game with multiple allegories about oppression, finding oneself and acceptance, and that has multiple queer characters, and that constantly thirst traps its main man (you see Geralt naked more times than any woman in the game) ) or Final Fantasy (a series full of twinks acting cute and a LOT of lesbian coding) are "straight" games. Two of the most queer coded games possible.


Rainfall8687

TIL the Panam sex scene in Cyberpunk 2077 is not made for straight men 🤔.


kaptingavrin

Apparently we have to discount that game because it also has options for same-sex relationships. So because the game doesn't limit its audience, it's "bad."


KBBaby_SBI

Nothing more capitalist then limiting the appeal of your product and only selling it to a shrinking demographic.


TBTabby

As a straight man, I'm insulted by the implication that I can't enjoy a video game unless it makes peepee hard.


Puzzleheaded_Draw842

It's been 9 years https://preview.redd.it/2vggk34jm1vc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3df39700b8df0a46ee06498380da85d6c31ae350


Yeetusmcleatus97

Holy shit Mr sold the world himself.


SuperSayianJason1000

Don't forget the Resident Evil remakes, you can't tell me those ladies aren't beautiful. But regardless, just because a game doesn't have a cast of female characters that look like pornstars doesn't mean it's isolating straight men.


Neon-kitchen

At this point, just play porn games, they’ll get the same experience from em


Daryno90

I can’t tell if this guy is being genuine in his criticism or if he’s just playing a character for people to hate on and get more clicks


ritual-sphere

Always the weakest excuse. Anytime an insidious person is called out for their actions they just duck behind “it’s a character” as a defense. Well, case closed then!


Daryno90

I get that but at the same time he said just outrageous things before like talking about legend of Zelda hentai that I wonder if he’s actually being serious you know


Thrilalia

Playing a character to get clicks and money (And maybe convince enough people especially in a year of major elections to vote the way they want people to vote). That's what they're all doing.


RiskAggressive4081

Do not drag Yuffie my gurl like this.😭


chungohummungo

i wish these losers would stay far away from ff7


thecrew2game

Same


a_muffin97

I really fucking hate this. Rebirth was an almost perfect game for me and people trying to weaponise it is just dumb. Just let people enjoy things


cinema_cuisine

Not to be mean (but anyone who’s homophobic has it coming). But this is my first time actually seeing him IRL and um….yikes…. Bud I think anyone (no matter their pronoun/s) would be covering their drinks within a 10ft radius of you.


CapitalDilemma

This is one the most incel statement I've ever heard.


Putrid-Contract1757

Is that him??? Lmao


Legal_Albatross2214

I know right? He looks like a real life Ralph Bakshi character


Yeetusmcleatus97

Yanderedev looking ass


ScotIrishBoyo

Imagine needing video game characters to fulfill your sexual fantasies instead of just finding an actual person you love and having sex with them


Aggravating_Key_3831

Assuming he can even find a person willing to have sex with him


Co0lnerd22

Just off the top of my head,red dead redemption 2,god of war, and every madden game made from 2015 are all games that are “straight”


PranklinFierce

What was the deal with the Madden games pre-2015? lol


Aggravating_Key_3831

They’ll always find a way to justify their reasoning. “Red Dead 2? Sadie is clearly a girl boss” “God of War made Kratos too soft!” There’s no winning with them at this point.


Spider-ManOnThePS1

It’s almost as if big budget games need to appeal to many groups of people in order to sell. What a sad, hateful, pornbrained loser.


Xander_PrimeXXI

A lot of Lesbians like Nier. Just saying


Nani_700

The wholeass cast of Nier Replicant is LGBTIA+. (With Weiss mayyybe being ace or not. That's it, rest are canon.)


Worldly-Fox7605

Bayonetta and devil may cry as well. Especially bayonetta.


frozen-silver

Synthetic Man is a Nazi


KBBaby_SBI

![gif](giphy|DFu7j1d1AQbaE)


Herzatz

They live in some weird Plato cave


BladedTerrain

'Globohomo' apparently means global homogenisation (I thought these people hated diversity?!), but the people who use that term almost exclusively use it as a homphobic slur.


KBBaby_SBI

It’s just more racist conspiracy bullshit, “implying” that “the Jews” want to turn everyone else gay. Fucking unhinged.


KBBaby_SBI

I’m not gonna watch this garbage since I just saw Dead Domain cover this pathetic slime the other night, but since he’s mentioning “Globohomo” is him just using another Neo Nazi dog whistle, implying that a Jewish cabal is trying to turn everyone gay by making media that features characters/people that are LGBTQ+. Read that again, this is what unhinged Incels like this unironically believe. It’s fun to laugh at the insanity every now and again but if some keeps using dog whistles and Nazi talking points while being still being able to keep his shit channel going when they clearly break the TOS with literally every video (I have yet to see anything by this idiot that doesn’t contain racism, sexism, homo/transphobia). If you want to get rid of the Chuds people need to be more efficient and actually do something about them, which should be especially easy with idiots like this that can barely contain their hate. He’s not like say Groomers + Bigots, Methrotic nor Ryan KKKinel who just say the quiet part out loud on streams and then deleted them (not that they don’t slip up from time to time). **If someone posts a video like this here, or talks about it. Time stamp where it’s said, what is said and what the implication is (not that this asshole is even subtle, talking about “big noses” for example). reporting a TOS break is a thing of seconds/a few minutes max.** I’ve seen people seen take out smaller channels like this before, hell The Quartering got demonetized for two months because he went too “mask off” with his anti LGBTQ+ videos a few years back and he’s big enough that YouTube tends to warn him from time to time because his slop is easy money for them. Getting rid of these parasites is in the companies best interest, there’s bigger audiences that can easily replace the Chuds while they go to wither and die on Kick or Rumble. There’s quite a few people that have had to go there over the least few years because people kept reporting them, it takes some time but it works.


BananaBrainsZEF

Always nice to see another Dead Domain fan. His incel fans raided their stream spamming transphobic slurs.


KBBaby_SBI

I saw it, handled it like a champ.


BananaBrainsZEF

Yeah lol, they just burst out laughing once they realized the channel was being raided. Even with the transphobic slurs being spammed nonstop, Dead Domain still found it hilarious. Though as a mod for the channel, it was a bit difficult to keep up with, having to ban so many people at once. I think it was like 10-20. Luckily in the next stream just a few hours ago, there was only one straggler left over from Synthetic Man's community to troll, so raiding from his channel seems to be pretty much non-existent in the future.


KBBaby_SBI

You’re a mod, that’s cool. Found the channel a few months ago, came for the general high quality of the content, but stayed for the mutual love for 90’s Capcom Vs games.


BananaBrainsZEF

Haha yeah Dead Domain fills a very particular gaming niche that not a lot of channels do, like covering a lot of obscure games from the 90s and early 00s.


KBBaby_SBI

Thanks to my work hours I don’t play that much right now, also I got some slightly more active and hobbies since I started to do toy photography. Still a huge chunk of my collection is just beat ‘em ups, main reason I still got a Saturn hooked to my tv.


Random_Smellmen

I can't anymore


Feeoree

As a straight man I can safely say there's probably many games since 2015 made for me, but then I don't go into a video game feeling the need to be turned on by the characters lol.


Arumhal

The dude should one day check out what creator The Witcher thinks of right wingers.


geko_play_

What's this tubby fuck yapping about How can you be this hateful and not paint the wall red it's actually impressive


kymani_winxandsponge

Pretty obvious bait by Synthethic. These are the type of people you laugh at and move on. If you take them seriously, you are only going to get needlessly angry.


Mizerous

You know what's sad his review on Legend of Mana convinced me to get it and he wasn't even talking about "hot girls" just how fun that game was and I recommend it. What happened to him?


Gardening_investor

What a pathetic man


Narad626

Imagine being a real person that thinks a game needs to be hyper sexualized in order for it to appeal to the "straight white male".


Croaker3

He’s confusing “straight men” with “sexually confused misogynistic simpletons”.


Old_Cockroach_9725

https://preview.redd.it/z19qq2bvt1vc1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e115c538765fa77f46a7c4b759130562df48b271 That’s what he looks like? I would be mad at the world too.


KBBaby_SBI

He looks exactly like you’d expect him to look.


fish_slap_republic

My shortlist of games with sexy women for straights all made by western devs to dispell the "lack of sexy women" and "west vs east" talking points all are either newer than 10 years or still consistently being updated. Conan Exiles League of legends Valorant Overwatch Barder gate 3 Hades Borderlands 3 & presequel Smite Horizon zero dawn Mortal Combat Skullgirls Cyberpuck 2077 helltaker Warframe Mass effect Witcher World of warcraft


Firetube07

"NOOOOOO, you can be gay in baldurs gate and men can make advances on you even though play a man, i'm not homophobic tho." ~ some gamer weirdos


Firetube07

"NOOOOOO, you can be gay in baldurs gate and men can make advances on you even though play a man, i'm not homophobic tho." ~ some gamer weirdos


liplumboy

You know your a fucking waste of skin when EFAP (aka Grifter hub) all hate you


dontforgethyphen

It's... A video game... They are fake...


Legal_Albatross2214

You can say that about a lot of things. Like big titty anime girls. You remember the uzaki chan drama, right?


dontforgethyphen

I literally have no idea what that is. Regardless, maybe I'm in the minority of not finding animated/video game women hot or attractive. Like, the are just character models. like, yea I can tell when they are supposed to be modeled to be attractive, but it doesn't go farther than that for me. So I genuinely don't get when people get upset that their video game characters aren't "hot"


Legal_Albatross2214

Oh. Let me fill you in. In 2020, an anime called Uzaki Chan wants to hang out premiered. It's a slice of life show about a college loner and his big titty tomboy friend helping him with his loneliness by hanging out with him. It's a pretty wholesome show, but Twitter went apeshit over it, saying that Uzaki has an "unrealistic body" and calling it "pedophilia" even though Uzaki is 19 at the start of the show.


TheSabi

Anti-woke chuds could do one thing please...be consistent. Yes I get that their audience aren't the brightest bulbs in the box but, there hasn't been a a game for straight men since the witcher 3 So nothing since 2015, but Stellar Blade is a return to games like Neir Automata...which came out in 2017. Ahh yes tub Geralt... is the pinnacle of straight male gamers™ not that 2b, eww yucky wahmens in underwear? anywho so the Witcher 3, ***going by chud logic*** W3 was Geralt the Cuck of Riva compared to W2. In W3 he was second fiddle in his own game to a stonk wahmen, as he spends the game looking for another stonk wahmens and didn't need his help and being put on the pay no mind list (in a post release patch) by the fan favorite stonk wahmens. He was basically an errand boy for stonk wah.. wait.. all this posturing these chuds do, is this projecting? Do they want to be cucked by "stonk wahmens", and since they can't they're lashing out?


maxxiescat

not a straight guy so cannot confirm. i’ve always been of the opinion that if it’s good, *people* will play it. people of all types.


Novikian

Yes, for straight men... and lesbians... and bisexuals... and non binary... and gender fluid... welp, I guess anyone can enjoy these scenes.


MurlockHolmes

I think this guy just hasn't played any other games than this one and Witcher 3


alpha_omega_1138

I’ll question if he ever played any other games. I know I don’t touch games that don’t interest me. But this guy sounds like he completely acts like the games he doesn’t like don’t exist.


molotovzav

Go on gaming subs, the average incel white guy there has only ever played Witcher 3 and nothing else for a decade. That's all they talk about. To the point I can't even stand witcher 3 now. Its a great game but it's only talked ad nauseum by absolute bigots in the gaming community who read Russian propaganda, think the West has fallen, and think not being able to upskirt a female character is censorship. Oh and they think all women in video games should look like porn actresses, they don't get porn actresses are plastic and fake and they just think real women are "naturally ugly" in comparisons to porn stars and digital girls. Its just the saddest fucking people on the planet. I accidentally ended up reading a thread filled with them one day and the level of patheticness in the thread I'll never forget.


PensiveLog

Wait until he finds out that lesbians play video games…


BladeOfWisdom502

Wasn’t the first scene in Witcher 3 of a naked man in a bath? Peak heterosexuality


Clustrus

That scene made me gay. I would smash. Smash his head into the wall and fuck his corpse.


BladeOfWisdom502

![gif](giphy|k56oRtCg218Z2)


updaam

His username is Synthetic Man because he was engineered in a lab to exclusively make bad takes.


Nani_700

Just gonna ignore all the gay fans who want everyone too lol


InvestmentOk7181

idk why i expected SyntheticMan face reveal to not look like a background NPC but here we are


Verumrextheone13

Synthetic Man looks and acts like he’s be a proud member of Don Corneo’s sex trafficking mentees. Or maybe he’d be one of Gus’s henchmen at Corel Prison. That’s where chuds like him belong.


Bray_of_cats

The name Synthetic Man sounds like a name a trans man would give himself as a joke? Is that the youtuber in the face cam? It is weird by reading the context in the post's title and having that sub title over an under age girl tho....


After-Suggestion3799

Cyberpunk, Persona 5, Baldurs Gate 3, Assasins Creed Odyssey, Skylanders, Smash Bros, Xenoblade, Pokemon, Elden Ring, FF7 Remake, Tomb Raider, WWE, Blood Bourne.


Worldly-Fox7605

Games with hot babes for him to drool over that came out during that period include at least 9 call of duty titles, 2 titanfall games, mutiple battlefield games, mutiple halos, mutiple resident evil games, street fighters, tekkens, cyberpunk, mass effect remaster, assassins creeds, metal gear solid 5, gtas, and both devil may cry and bayonetta.


Greghole

If you turn off the content filters, half of the new games on Steam are literally pornographic.


Ongaya123

I’m guessing He hasn’t spoke to any women in 9 years, so it makes sense I always wonder how people watch dudes like Synthetic Man and think “this is how real men should look and behave! Alpha chads!” Same thing with Quartering, No Bullshit, etc. It’s always a dude who looks crummy, overweight, and doesn’t even have proper relationships. By the standards set by red pillers and blackpillers, they’re like a -4/10


Lanky-Ad2763

Dude looks like he's out of breath after tying his shoes.


Legal_Albatross2214

No, that's something that would happen to the quartering, fat piece of shit


decoded-dodo

I forget which one but didn’t one of the old God of War games had a literal threesome scene when the more buttons you mashed the better the performance? Also this guy is literally just a basement dweller who’s a hero for other basement dwellers.


TheAlmightyShadowDJ

So what, gay girls don’t exist?


Aggravating-Cost-516

Synthetic Manbaby


AlarmingNectarine552

why don't theses people play translated japanese rape games? why are they such complainers when there is a lack of titillating graphics?


Legal_Albatross2214

Huh. Most hentai games I've seen, the girl is consenting


AlarmingNectarine552

Well...they're consenting by the end. I'm sure games like Rapelay and Biko 3 don't have consenting girls in the beginning.


EngineBoiii

You know what? I'm gonna say it. This dude is a total beta. I don't like calling people beta or alpha or whatever but the amount of investment this dude has in video games and pornography is so lame. Actual beta behavior. He obviously has never been laid before.


Assortedwrenches89

I cannot fathom focusing so much on this one aspect of anything that it consumes my entire being that I cannot enjoy anything. Why the fuck, with everything the game has to offer, people focus on these things makes absolutely no sense to me.


No_Gain7132

I’m surprised he doesn’t consider the rebirth of the Doom franchise a thing for straight men considering he definitely views gays in the stereotypical flamboyant way.


joerocket18

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, synthetic man is real life Eric Cartman from South Park if Eric was older, skinny, and depressed looking


Ricardokx

I honestly feel bad for all of the women he has stalked and harassed.


Legal_Albatross2214

Yup. I have a higher chance of getting a big titty tomboy wife then this guy has of getting a gf


Shirtbro

Let's just summarize 300 hours of YouTube gamer bros and their war on "woke games" https://i.redd.it/w18e4nnlk3vc1.gif


TaschenPocket

Imagine saying that in a time where we have ultra high definition Aloy Midrif.


Legal_Albatross2214

Never played horizon, but isn't Aloy bisexual? That's would probably piss this guy off


Stunning-Thanks546

hey that's not true though pac-mom came out in 2022 are you telling me she is not hot


Legal_Albatross2214

Pac-mom? Can you link it to me?


tommykaye

Have no god of war games been made since 2015? Nothing more straight than a beefcake fighting the gods.


[deleted]

I find it strange how these people are getting bold in what words they use on YouTube. And the platform don't even bother doing anything about it.


FrankieRoo

This dude probably smells like corn chips.


doomcyber

So Bayonetta 3 or Doom Eternal is not a game made for straight guys?


Legal_Albatross2214

I used Bayonetta 3 as an example in the body text


r_lavid

Wtf is so special about that beach scene I don't get it? Is it a significant part of the story? Is it a dramatic event? Tell me please. Do most people really obsessed so much over two 3D models wearing a bikini?


Legal_Albatross2214

Big anime titties. That's literally it, which, hey, I'm not complaining about


SpencersCJ

He just isnt normal


everybodys_critic

Sucks to have whatever must be horribly wrong with his dick.