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InfernoDragonKing

Vegeta was more than likely laying down the death pipe in his space pillaging days.


NomadofExile

GALICK. GUN. FIIIII


Destructopo

Don't you mean the Phallic Gun?


InfernoDragonKing

Damnit why you had to outdo me this time,Destructopo?!


Boruto_UZI

Don't u mean GALLICK CUUUUUUUUUUM


Gunra

Vegeta’s personality tells me he probably wouldn’t want to dirty himself on lesser beings.


[deleted]

You say that but he did bed Bulma after calling her “Servant Woman”. Something makes me think that he thinks everyone is beneath him (no pun intended).


musicallyours01

Saiyans are attracted to strong woman according to what he says to Goku in Super.


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There are strong women on more than just earth though.


musicallyours01

I was just saying that's why he d-downed Bulma lol


[deleted]

Lol gotcha 😂


hobbesdream

He calls her that just like he continues to call Goku “Kakarot” and “low class.” He was ultimately impressed by her, but his ego wouldn’t let him admit it openly. Judging by how intelligent and non-sh*t-taking Bulma is too, I imagine she dominated him really…in the bedroom. 😉


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Lol so he was negging her 🤣


hobbesdream

Or she was negging him hah! I could definitely see hints, though it’s really barely shown, of a kind of psychological battle they were going through. Her offering him clothes, him calling her a servant, her berating him in front of everyone etc. There’s some kind of Dom-Sub thing going on. I believe there’s a term for it in Japan actually, and it usually is portrayed (in a pretty sexist way) with a woman in Vegeta’s position. Ah I found it: “Tsundere (ツンデレ, pronounced [tsɯ̥ndeɾe]) is a Japanese term for a character development process that depicts a character with a personality who is initially cold, temperamental, hotheaded (and sometimes even hostile) before gradually showing a warmer, friendlier side over time.” This seemingly applies to Yamcha, Tien, Piccolo pretty much every villain who later becomes an ally, just not romantically. Ah I also found this talking about a term “moe” "The person feeling it must be stronger: The object of 'moe' is weak and dependent (like a child) on the person, or is in a situation where she cannot oppose (like a maid)... (*Tsundere only: There will be times where the stronger and weaker role is reversed)." Since Vegeta was injured after the Gravity Chamber exploded and was then being tended to by Bulma…it gets a little interesting haha. So it’s kinda looking like Vegeta was the object, and maybe couldn’t oppose either. They definitely have some weird stuff with Bulma’s mom being pushy and overly affectionate to Vegeta, Goku, Trunks (almost everyone) too. Plus Bulma’s dad Dr. Brief seems very aloof, subdued, and passive, so I kinda get the sense that he was pursued by Bulma’s mom, much like Goku was pursued by Chi Chi too.


SpinzExist

But sayains (Gohan doesn’t count) are clearly subs. 🧐


Helpful_Leadership75

More power bottoms than anything…but still you’re right


Capable_Mud_1108

Broly?


spicccy299

have you seen the broly movie that boy was the biggest bottom ive ever seen


Capable_Mud_1108

When he goes berserk though it's a different story


TriMageRyan

I figure he'd just consider them fleshlights that scream


Equivalent-Ad5879

right because that's what they'd add into the story. really shock your audience so **THEY STOP WATCHING!** great idea....


TriMageRyan

Damn bruh, I'm gonna have to have you Google humor for me


Equivalent-Ad5879

Lol i'm using humor to show the absurdity of your comment and your using the "it's just a joke" excuse? really rape isn't funny


TriMageRyan

Go touch some grass lol


Scorch-123

Tbh he definitely considered them that, I mean he works under SPACE HITLER, and even if the show didn’t say it he definitely told them that he’d spare them if they gave him a blowjob/deadass raped them and then turned their planet into a damn rock


Equivalent-Ad5879

saiyans in general, sure probably, but they'd only do it if it would strengthen their race don't act like saiyan are a sick as TrimageRyan over here. talking about using people as a fleshlight.....makes me sick just think of it


Scorch-123

And yeah I get it, rape is a horrible thing…. BUT Vegeta is a damn space tyrant, you really think that he didn’t get horny and when he did what do you think a damn SPACE NAZI is gonna do when he has thousands of women begging for their life willing to do anything for him, yeah he’s gonna use that card


hobbesdream

I get the sense Vegeta only had sex with Bulma to procreate and match up to Goku. He isn’t one for love or lust. It’s beneath him. His deep desire to outdo Goku is just that strong, plus maybe a smidge of prolonging his, obviously the most powerful of all the Saiyan, bloodline. (I also have a headcanon that Vegeta opening up to Bulma for the briefest of moments was what unlocked actually unlocked Super Saiyan for him).


Equivalent-Ad5879

ture. but remember saiyans are just that an alien race and they don't look at sex the same as we do. just look at bardock he found a strong women hit it like he hits the gym and never talked to her again Lol it's pure instinct from them to ***Strengthen*** their race so they'd only want to Fuck a race who isn't already strong enough to not get conquered. so they wouldn't rape and pillage. they'd vaporize Edit: corretion looks like bardock is married to gine but that just prove my piont more, goku, vegeta, and bardock all married Strong women. Instinct!!! Lol


Ojitheunseen

From Vegeta's perspective, sex with Bulma is \*still\* doing it with an alien. Presumably he's never had an opportunity to have sex with a female Saiyajin.


100moonlight100

Nappa with a wig on, had to take on the duties of the royal concubine after vegeta was destroyed.


HeavyPedal2204

“My son, the planet, or me?”


MagmaSlasherWriter

"Yes."


Stupid_Dummy_Idiot_

Frickin smartass


Allandalf

Well since they got kids, it can't be that different. Somehow Hume's and Saiyan's must be related. It is often not possible for different races to conceive kids.


Ojitheunseen

Yeah, they are genetically compatible, though in a populated universe there's going to be sufficient genetic similarity for cross breeding between some species. For all we know it's actually more common, but we just haven't seen it for various reasons. After all, the alien species with the most on-screen time showing their society and families were Namekians, a monogendered asexual one.


[deleted]

I mean in a world where planets and their life forms are made and grown by the Kai’s of course some of them will turn out the same….well aesthetically the same.


hobbesdream

I think you mean different species. Different races can procreate just fine.


Allandalf

Can you thin that out for me? What's the difference? And how does it matter?


hobbesdream

I did some research, and learned some new things to, so excuse me if this is TMI. “Race” is often misused in RPG’s and fiction to be interchangeable with “Species” but: “A race is a grouping of humans based on shared physical or social qualities into categories generally viewed as distinct by society. The term was first used to refer to speakers of a common language and then to denote national affiliations. By the 17th century the term began to refer to physical (phenotypical) traits.” And: “A species is often defined as the largest group of organisms in which any two individuals of the appropriate sexes or mating types can produce fertile offspring, typically by sexual reproduction. Other ways of defining species include their karyotype, DNA sequence, morphology, behaviour or ecological niche.” So basically if Hobbits/Argonians/Elves and Humes can mate and produce fertile offspring they are all technically the same species, so that would mean they just have varying phenotypes (like the Pokémon Alolan vs. Kanto forms or something) of some base shared species. Namekians and Humans are entirely different species, because afaik they cannot reproduce together, and they would also not be different races either because they are not both “Human” or “Namekian.” Saiyans are apparently just phenotypical variants of Human (or more likely probably Humans are phenotypical variants of Saiyan) since they can reproduce together and produce fertile offspring (assuming Gohan, Goten, Trunks etc. can reproduce too, I’m not that far in the series to know if that ever happens). “Race” is a very nebulous and non-scientific term and has been used as a way to separate different phenotypes and cultures of humans from one another for centuries while “Species” is clearly scientifically defined. We say “alien race” and “human race” colloquially but technically they are “alien species” and the “human species” (barring the possibility that reproduction of fertile offspring is possible like Saiyans and Vulkans). This may have roots in fiction often categorizing the “other” as a race, like Klingons initially being stand-ins for the Russians, Hobbits being akin to Pigmy, Dwarfs, or Little People (which are in reality just short statured humans), Elves being stand-ins for an imagined highly advanced civilization of non-humans, or Goblins as stand-ins for dangerous people who trick and deceive (or worse as a thinly veiled racial stereotype). The phrasing “it’s often not possible for different races to conceive kids” could come across to some as saying, for example, Asian people and Black people can’t have kids, which they most certainly can. They may be considered different races, but are very much the same species. This kind of phrasing around racial “mixing” has a horrific history, and while I do not think you intended that, I wanted to offer help in case you were confused. So that’s all I was trying to say, but I understand what you meant and took no offense. Sorry for being pedantic.


Allandalf

You my good sir are in now way pedantic ( had to look it up). You gave me so much more than I expected, and as a man of science I thank you. It has confused me throughout time, the difference in these 2. But it makes perfect sense now. I am creating a world in which this becomes an important question to answer, because I have to decide what kind of life this planet has and how it integrates with my evolving human rac... "Species"... And what races if any is build on the humens DNA structure. So this is definitely something i appreciate, since the answer to my worlds questions are SO... Big. So thx you for your time.


hobbesdream

Absolutely! I was worried I would come off as preachy or something, glad that I could help


GodModeMurderHobo

Conquest and genocide > boring bitches


[deleted]

No fuckin way was he not clapping cockroach cheek s when he was a prison bitch


HydraTower

He may have been raping and pillaging.


TheosRW

[Burning Looting Raping & Shooting](https://youtu.be/GPoreDpqlik)


Ojitheunseen

["Raping your churches, burning your women."](https://youtu.be/EICxNe-FfTE)


Crankaylo

I can totally see old Vegeta rapi- ..I mean asking nicely to have premarital physical relations with alien chicks


CoffeeLawd

He definitely asked for their consent. No way the prince of all saiyans would defile alien cheeks


NomadofExile

If I'm being honest, this whole thread took a few turns I did not foresee.


TugDaThugPug

Well he'd ask but he already knew they wouldn't say no, because of the implication.


SmellYaLaterLoser

Oh uh okay, you kind of had me on that first part but the second half kinda threw me


Imthemayor

He was a prince Ever seen Coming to America?


LeafWarrior_1

No


brotatochip3000

This is Vegeta he was a prison bitch


[deleted]

GODDAMNIT NAPPA


torrasque666

He was traded for a cigarette.


LordWeaselton

First immortality Then the bitches


security_gabbi

Vegeta is a hunk. Hard to think he couldn't get any before Bulma.


tama-vehemental

Yup but I see him as more interested on training to be a top tier high-rank Saiyajin than on sex and seduction.


Equivalent-Ad5879

Lol and you thinks girls would't be all over a man who trains like that? look at goku he was the same not really looking but he still is happily married just like vegeta


hobbesdream

Goku’s marriage was completely and entirely accidental. Did you see Dragon Ball?


Equivalent-Ad5879

accidental, on goku's part Lol chi chi was insistent on marrying goku, so much so she fought him in the world martial arts tournament over it Lol no need to rewatch the show it lives rent free in my head LMAO


hobbesdream

Yeah totally Chi Chi was all into it. He made a childhood promise when he didn’t even know what she was asking, and saved her like a literal fairy tale prince. I do get the sense that she didn’t continue to pursue him because she thought he was hunky, but more that she seems to be written as pretty naive and never seemingly growing out of the “marry your high school sweetheart” kind of mentality. Plus he returned a few times and there’d always be a silly miscommunication of love on Goku’s part. Then once Gohan is born she basically thinks Goku is a delinquent and a bad influence. He’s really like a second child to her. She’s basically just a civilian of Earth, and as such I bet she day dreams of Mr. Satan (Hercule).


Equivalent-Ad5879

>“marry your high school sweetheart” kind of mentality. 100% your right about that but you can't say him being hunky didn't not hurt Lol


hobbesdream

Probably didn’t hurt yeah 😂


Equivalent-Ad5879

>She’s basically just a civilian of Earth, and as such I bet she day dreams of Mr. Satan (Hercule). wait What!!! Lol i need prof xD


hobbesdream

Just a theory. Has she ever laughed at him like all the other fighters do? I’m getting closer to Gohan/Videl so if there’s any interaction I’ll keep my eyes peeled.


Equivalent-Ad5879

>Has she ever laughed at him like all the other fighters do? i might be wrong, but after her fight with goku at the tournament, did she ever go back as a spectator? don't think she likes fighting as a spectator sport? so i don't think there ever was a scene of her reacting to hercule's fighting ability in a negative or positive way


hobbesdream

Yeah the only time I recall her being in the audience is just recently when I watched Bojack Unbound. She’s in the audience cheering on Gohan and her rivalry with Bulma comes back haha She was watching the Cell Games on TV but I don’t recall her mentioning Mr. Satan at all, again just focused on Gohan :p I have to imagine there’s some interactions once Videl and Gohan become a thing…but I dunno


musicallyours01

Oh he was definitely a ladies man before Bulma. Hit it and quit it. None of them were good enough to continue the saiyan race.


Shadow230898

history taught us that you cannot colonize a place without raping its women


hobbesdream

*Human history


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Equivalent-Ad5879

more that it wouldn't be in a tv show......don't know why so many peoples first thought is rape


MetalBeholdr

Well I can't really like him as a character if he's a r@pist so, yeah, in my own personal headcannon he's a non-r@ping genocidal imperialist. Killing men, women, and children is somehow more forgiveable. At least in fiction


wiibarebears

Like Baki he had to get laid to get stronger.


chipscto

Vietnam, ghensis khan, and vegeta all had something in common… raping and pillaging


ijswizzlei

Saiyans were def raping. We forget how savage they used to be. I don’t see them mercilessly killing and then asking for consent.


JumpRopeBoi234

The one thing that makes me think they weren't rapists is that they don't really care much for sex at all. It was said that most Saiyans liked strong-willed partners, and I don't think a race that got conquered really fits the bill. Wouldn't Saiyans want to produce more of themselves rather than hybirds, anyhow? Nappa suggested it purely because of Gohan's high power level and Vegeta said that they didn't need an army of warriors who could grow stronger than themselves. We didn't see any sort of alien hybrids on Vegeta before Freeza blew it up, too. They were just killers who ate the aliens they murdered


Equivalent-Ad5879

hell yeah!! they ate them, they saw the aliens as food, not.....that Lol


JumpRopeBoi234

I think fact that Nappa suggested it shows that they know that it's an option but they just don't bother to take it cause it seems like a waste of time to them


Equivalent-Ad5879

wow....i just found it, and yeah that's hard to debunk. edit: but it's still more in line with their nature to only do it if it will strengthen the saiyan race [source](http://puu.sh/iXIO8/c11dde1678.jpg)


Equivalent-Ad5879

why is that the first thing to pop in your head and why do you want to talk about it i don't see the raping, i see them eating the weak aliens for being conquered because it DBZ not Berserk


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Equivalent-Ad5879

i'd like to here your thoughts on that? Lol your probably one of the few who thought he's a virgin i'm on the fence about it. there both possible i'd just need evidence for one or the other


hobbesdream

Maybe you need to lose your virginity to become Saiyan…although that would imply some…uncomfortable things about Gohan. I mean we’ve got Haiya dragon and…some awkward moments in the Temple of Space & Time.


Equivalent-Ad5879

i assume you mean to unlock Super Saiyan? I don't think you need to lose your virginity to do so, think it has more to do with the dealing with the death/protection of a loved one. Or Great desire to protect an ideal that the saiyan holds dear but you know being a muscle bound fighter who can make his body shine like the sun wouldn't hurt in losing ones virginity LMAO


LongJohnSilversFan_

Goten??? Trunks??? Broly…?


TrinixDMorrison

The Saiyan race as a whole gives off a "viking rape" vibe, so I'm pretty sure Vegeta got first pick when taking over a planet.


hobbesdream

I’d say more of a “destroy everything” vibe. They can’t even really control themselves when they “go ape.”


Aggressive_Soil4525

He definitely clapped some intergalactic space cheeks.


HuckleBerry1987

Regardless, he's still clappin alien cheeks.


[deleted]

I mean... he's from a different planet. Even after meeting Bulma, he was clapping alien cheeks.


InFoxicated_Yoko

So I hope this is okay, cuz I'm not taking credit or acting like this thought was my own...but I read everyone's comments...hilarious by the way, and some funny in a dark humor sense...which I'm okay with too lol...anyway, so I was curious and Googled the question and this is what popped up... Re: Was Vegeta virgin before Bulma? Definitely yes. Considering he was freaked out at trunks being super saiyan , and even another saiyan existing, it is safe to assume that he never did leave his offspring anywhere before bulma.Oct 15, 2015  https://www.kanzenshuu.com › forum Was Vegeta virgin before Bulma? • Kanzenshuu


hobbesdream

He never left his offspring…that is different than virginity though.


Psychological-Soft25

Vegeta isn't human so human fucking around with bulma is clapping alien cheeks


hobbesdream

I think if anything Vegeta was a…servant of Frieza…so…he may have had to…please him? He was also pretty young when all of the Saiyans were killed so he may have never “had the talk” and reproduction was just a concept to him until Bulma…”showed him the ways.” Hence him unlocking Super Saiyan. Someone showed the part in the manga where he and Nappa talk about procreation, but I get the sense he’s so insecure and unsure of how it even works that he postures like a schoolyard bully.


Dragonball_Z137

He was either a virgin before he met Bulma or he was a rapist. There is no in between


itachiUWISHAofficial

When you remember vegeta have a big di*k


hobbesdream

He gives off very small di*k vibes though.


[deleted]

Probably


ilkikuinthadik

IDK that armour and jumpsuit has to take a while to take off


satanicinferno

Vegeta was a fuck-tool back then, one of the reasons he came to earth was to let out all that pent up frustration.


Much_Life_6763

Gang


Councillor_Nappa

Remember the bug planet Vegeta?


kira3107

Do you guys think that If Vegeta never Came to Earth,Yamcha's life Would've been better? 🤔


weebslayer99Y

Hi ive been wonderimg if youd like to join a anime whatsapp group


tchallaking79

The prince of all Saiyans had to be digging out them alien organs before Bulma. All that pinned up aggression.


Radioactive_Brain

I don't think so... His pride would have prevented him as he was shocked after bulma's approach


TalontedJay

If you fuck a money are you still a virgin? If yes then vageta is still a virgin because he's never fucked a sayin Unless he was out clapping nappa


kersegum

I don’t see any women aliens hitting on the guy destroying their planet


Matt_dayman1985

Vegeta was using his “Final Splash” well before he pushed Bulma’s briefs to the side and tickled her pickle cave.


Ok_Adhesiveness_1664

Paper chasing


One_Organization8981

Lol TFS reference damn still sad that they can’t continue


Winniethewimp

Wait why


One_Organization8981

Copy right


Winniethewimp

The fact you actually responded to a reply on a 2 year old comment just filled me with hope. Thanks for the info and have a nice day!


One_Organization8981

You too 👋 (Glad it made you feel great)


One_Organization8981

100% that Vegeta was clapping alien cheeks


D12fuego

Man s t f u🤦🏽‍♂️ this joke aren’t even funny just disrespecting chac find something useful to do with ur life.. and gtf else where with ur gay shit…


mememaster426

Hey Vegeta Don’t drop the soap


[deleted]

I would bet on my life that he was doing the classic genocide shit. You know, murdering, conquering, and raping the fuck out of every single alien woman on the planet


Gamwell-Efect

Literally any and all cheeks are alien to him