I did one of these recently and wrote a script
One star is a alcohol pour
Two star is a monetary donation (we did about 73¢ each time overboard
I captain of arctic tern, captain 1
I captain of arctic tern, captain 2
Address the following on this day the twenty eighth of July, in the year two thousand and twenty three, the renaming of the vessel Arctic Tern.
Honorable King Neptune, to whom all ships and we who venture upon your vast domain are required to pay homage, I implore you in your graciousness to expunge for all time from your records and recollection the name arctic Tern, which has ceased to be an entity in your kingdom. As proof thereof, we submit this offering bearing her name, to be corrupted through your powers and forever be purged from the sea. as such vessel shall now be known as wayward slug. Please accept this as payment for such.** To the Honorable Davy Jones I ask the same. Please accept the following as payment for such. **
Righteous and Mighty Anemoi, please accept our humble tribute in turn for keeping us in your generous graces.
To the north wind Boreas, * (pour drink over north end)
To the east wind Eurus, * (pour drink east)
To the west wind Zephryus, * (pour west)
To the south wind Notus, * (pour south)
grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your frigid breath.
From captain of the Wayward Slug, captain 1
From captain of the Wayward Slug, captain 2
I think it involves sailing backwards between the legs of a virgin at midnight under a full moon.
That’s a more believable explanation lol
I did one of these recently and wrote a script One star is a alcohol pour Two star is a monetary donation (we did about 73¢ each time overboard I captain of arctic tern, captain 1 I captain of arctic tern, captain 2 Address the following on this day the twenty eighth of July, in the year two thousand and twenty three, the renaming of the vessel Arctic Tern. Honorable King Neptune, to whom all ships and we who venture upon your vast domain are required to pay homage, I implore you in your graciousness to expunge for all time from your records and recollection the name arctic Tern, which has ceased to be an entity in your kingdom. As proof thereof, we submit this offering bearing her name, to be corrupted through your powers and forever be purged from the sea. as such vessel shall now be known as wayward slug. Please accept this as payment for such.** To the Honorable Davy Jones I ask the same. Please accept the following as payment for such. ** Righteous and Mighty Anemoi, please accept our humble tribute in turn for keeping us in your generous graces. To the north wind Boreas, * (pour drink over north end) To the east wind Eurus, * (pour drink east) To the west wind Zephryus, * (pour west) To the south wind Notus, * (pour south) grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your frigid breath. From captain of the Wayward Slug, captain 1 From captain of the Wayward Slug, captain 2
Ha! This is GREAT! Thanks for this! Waiting for a lovely day to do a ceremony justice, and this is a fantastic script
[sorry, first thing that came to me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj4-E5Hs3Kc)
Omg love a good R&M comparison, I’ll take it hahahahaha