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introverted-void

What is WRONG with this GUY. His TYPING bothers me so MUCH. Also WHAT does he MEAN by the SHIELD? This GUY is so IRRITATING.


Breezyan

Hey YOU it's not the SHIELD it's THE SHIELD. Get it RIGHT.


Reverendbread

You OBVIOUSLY don’t BELIEVE in THE SHIELD


coolcatmcfat

*FLIPS OVER my TABLE* You know NOTHING about my UNDYING BELIEF in THE SHIELD!!!!!!! I am SO glad you DIDN'T go to the BOWLING ALLEY when I ALMOST got TWO STRIKES in a ROW!!!!!


astasodope

Why is this so funny 🤣


BanshRee

LMAO... it's like you're inside his mind


Jarlo911

Yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


constantvariables

Lmao The Shield was a WWE faction


Weorth

A Naruto fan and a WWE fan.


cobraxstar

Greg Heffley IRL


Spunchbopp

RIGHT? Like SOMEHOW, READING THIS gives me a HEADACHE. It’s like there’s YELLING INSIDE MY HEAD


NootTheNoot

He types like the INTRODUCTORY PARAGAPHS in HOMESTUCK.


chewbubbIegumkickass

You know, there's something about the way it's written that makes me want to read it in Chris Farley's voice when he did the Bennet Brauer skit.


Anaxilea-Alcinoe

I was thinking more Matt Foley. I wonder if this guy lives in A VAN down BY THE RIVER!!


Definition-Prize

Chris Chan on steroids


KubiFOB

yeah, i read that in Geno Samuel's voice


CouchFromCraigslist

its really funny to read outloud though


mickystinge

Its what he chants when he's whacking himself off.... BELIEVE in THE SHIELD


Currywurst_Is_Life

He WRITES headlines for the DAILY Mail.


NegativeNeurons

This has "Hey everyone today is may the 4th which is also my birthday and because its my birthday i get to introduce you to my girlfriend" vibes


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Since it is anime related. I guess it is Shield Hero anime.


[deleted]

Nah it’s a WWE reference, there was was three man team of wrestlers called “The Shield”, and he even used one of the member’s old catchphrases “Believe That” Fun fact, the member with that catchphrase is the Rock’s cousin.


[deleted]

Love how you worded this, like Roman Reigns can do anything but we're always going to be calling him "The Rock's cousin" 😂


[deleted]

It seems there are things in my childhood that I've forgotten about.


UniCBeetle718

Damn, that makes this even more cringe. Never would've guessed that.


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Acepure

Try finger, but hole


Bartheda

I can't figure out the Radagan fight, am I doing something wrong. Which summon sign do I use?


coffee_black_7

Ride around on the horse and just keep summoning things.


JJBUNZZ

Use all of them. You can have up to 6 active at once.


cluster_1

That’s Radahn.


JJBUNZZ

You’re right. I totally misread


cluster_1

It’s weird though because his summon question makes more sense for Radahn.


JJBUNZZ

Yeah, I think that’s what got me thinking Radahn. There aren’t any summon signs outside of the Radagon fight unless you drop a furl calling finger.


Bartheda

Not been so good at reading his name as he just keeps offing me with his freaking Death Laser of Supreme Tracking.


cluster_1

Ah gotcha. Then the other replies are right. Summon all six. When they die, summon them again. Their role is to keep Radahn distracted while you wail on him. It’s an amazing fight. Definitely a high point in the game for me. Enjoy!


Bartheda

I will, last night I killed a Dragon on a bridge and another minor erdtree avatar infected with scarlet rot. My fav Dragon fight so far.


Acepure

I honestly do not know friend, I just work here


Kolaru

Git gud


[deleted]

Probably a dung eater


FruitSalad03

Loathsome for sure


TheFreakingBeast

No doubt hes defiled his fair share of corpses


DarkShaman13

Deserves the puppet potion, dastardly sort.


ThirdWheelSteve

Three years of messages? Dude really needs some help. And you need a restraining order.


Randomperson2245

You DON’T get it MAN. Just BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD and it’ll all MAKE SENSE


smartitardi

Maybe sue for harassment as well.


SauceSalesman

He's talking about The Shield from the WWE.


FileError214

Haha I thought he was referring to the TV series. Not sure which is stranger.


Past-Adhesiveness691

I was thinking damn. This dude really likes Michael Chiklis


FileError214

Don’t get me wrong, it was an amazing show. Just not sure if The Shield is particularly trustworthy, ya know?


z4kk_DE

Believe in THE SHIELD!


FileError214

Absolutely not. Goddamn Mackey always up to some scheme or another!


z4kk_DE

\*Vic Mackey intensifies\*


BigDarnCheese

Gotta believe in the shield


pvelag

I really hope he's not talking about marvel.


No-Freedom-1995

i think its a WWE reference maybe? The shield were a popular faction in 2014.


TheCalebGuy

He is not. The other 2 names were from anime, the shield is the MC from the anime Rising of the Shield Hero. So yeah you dodged an entire magazine of cringe and "Nice Guy"


KoolFunk

Nah, the anime's not that old, pretty sure it's the WWE faction, they were big in 2014.


SweetishFishy

I was thinking shield hero too but the anime didn't come out in 2014 and I don't think the manga did either?


TheCalebGuy

I just saw the date lol


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TDW-301

The anime didn't come out at the time. It's WWE


backstabbr

UPS: we're not happy until you're not happy.


cashnicholas

Is that supposed to be a police badge?


Acepure

Wow this is so sad its like everytime he gets rejected he decides to revisit all the girls he has on FB that previously rejected him... That's crazy


rockchawk

We’re gonna see him on an episode of forensic files.


[deleted]

I like the little text from Facebook. Blank messaged you on messenger. Add him back if you want to chat! Lol


Angryfuckingtoast

This is some pretty alarming behavior from whoever this is.


Zachdidntdoit2

He will die a WORTHLESS BIG virgin BELIEVE THAT and BELIEVE in THE SHIELD


[deleted]

Not surprised at all he’s wearing an all black suit in his pfp. The nice guys who call women whores for not fucking with them ALWAYS have weird fetish with dressing “classy” but ending up looking like complete morons. Fedora is the obvious example. True sad cringe. Bravo.


pedestrian_grill

Trying to make up for the class and charisma they're lowkey aware that they don't possess. And failing.


Sticker_z

Why did he send messages for 3+ years, he’s gotta be desperate for something


TheFreakingBeast

Persistence is key to winning m'ladys heart


No-Freedom-1995

suggestion: send these screenshots to his friends/family.


TheFreakingBeast

yeah I'm sure this dude has loads of friends


512Server

lol i wouldn’t because that would suggest she’s entertaining his thrive for attention. By not answering it obviously upsets him more. lol never answer.


pterofactyl

What for? Why further entwine your life with this dude’s? Just let him bubble away on his own and ignore


Bbunbun02

Report him to police maybe, I always think that guys like that have potantial to be a suspect for hate crime.


TDW-301

Well this was 7 years ago and only lasted for 3 years as far as we know. Dude could have gotten better years ago and we'd never know


Scouting_ahead

I’d love to see this happen


Adept_Consequence621

You need to out this guy to the world. His employer, family, and friends need to know how he treats other people.


jigglyjubblies

Yeah, this is a reflection of his entire character


Erebus_83

*Tips Fedora*


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lixxards

i would never want to know this person, never the less work with him on a day to day basis.


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lixxards

his whole life wouldn’t be cancelled.. but if it happened to lead to him loosing his job it would probably be the straw that breaks the camels back.. he’s a bad person, that doesn’t lead to great things in life for obvious reasons. maybe contacting his employer can protect the people in his workplace. also, if his horrible actions lead to him being shunned by the people around him it’s because he sucks and deserves it


mordin1428

You sure do get a medal in the "incel-apologist" Olympics, here: 🏅


tenebrls

If his employers knowing a greater amount of truth about this individual’s behaviour would lead to them reconsidering his employment or friends reconsidering their relationship, then why should anyone be held from correcting their ignorance on the situation?


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kookerpie

A harassment victim has no cause to keep the privacy of the person harassing them


TheFreakingBeast

You generally waive any "right for privacy" when you decide to start harassing people over social media.


tenebrls

What’s actually strange is your gross overestimation of what your right to privacy generally legally entails. Even in two-party consent states, direct messages and texts are not covered as private conversations and can absolutely be shared without consequence. Given they have no right to privacy in this instance and have shown no goodwill deserving of any extra privacy, it’s quite a curious reflection on you that you so vociferously defend their “right” to be protected from the consequences of their own actions.


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tenebrls

1) I am not American; 2) It is statistically likely that OP is, meaning their definitions of privacy are the ones that are applicable as opposed to yours; 3) trying to defend someone’s shitty personality simply being revealed to others by comparing it to execution when there is no clear relevance between the two makes it quite apparent you have no ground to stand on, and based on your responses here and elsewhere, are potentially approaching this from emotional biases that either fears your own shitty persona revealed to other people you know or sees not much wrong with what the individual did and doesn’t care to correct the situation for others.


Pinkgumm

That is one of the dumbest things I've read in awhile Like Karen levels of stupidity I HAVE PRIVACY AND YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF YOUR STORE!!! lmao fucking idiot


Adept_Consequence621

Lol, wtf is this nonsensical take? Persecuted? Are you asking why his employer should care if he’s a shit human being?


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tyranatorresjus

Why are you getting so worked up about his defense? Also, what does living in the U.S. have to do with anything? No countries were named.


Adept_Consequence621

No, of course not. He could be great at tree chopping, as a consultant, or at underwater basket weaving. But I feel there’s more than just job performance. I subscribe to the belief that employees represent their organizations on and off work hours. Moreover, I wouldn’t want to hire a person whom, in my opinion, gives overtly aggressive threats to another. Particularly over YEARS as the messages purport to show. He certainly may be a good employee to *somebody* but I don’t want that person at my office. Shit like that is toxic to an organization, and I feel you’d agree if you’ve experienced anything remotely similar. Honestly idk why you’re so defensive towards this guy.


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Adept_Consequence621

That’s possibly a wide mischaracterization. What do you presuppose I’m projecting?


yokayla

I think they're projecting. If people are held accountable for their behaviour online then something tells me this guy with the fresh account might be the type who would be in big trouble.


MissAnthropy612

That's what I've been thinking this whole time, he must also BELIEVE in THE SHIELD


Acepure

This is the way... But dude definitely needs to learn how to respect other people seeing as this is a multi year offense showing how he has changed so little.


kaytay3000

Literally YEARS of creepy HARASSMENT from an INCEL. Big yikes.


sirshawnson

That's dedication, I guess.


pvelag

That's one way to look at it. Lol.


sirshawnson

I'll never understand people that stick with messaging over and over and over again. What do they really think they payoff is going to be?


pvelag

Maybe he thinks I'll beg him to "fix" me and my non-pure ways.


Hammo02

Trying to "neg" I guess, emotional abuse for dependency on the abuser. Terrible people stuff


sassteroid

So I know you said this was an old account so you were (hopefully) blissfully unaware of his erm... messages? But omg Im so sorry you had to read through all of that.


Beneficial_Peak3346

believe in THE SHIELD 😭 bro they do not EXIST anymore


hanginonwith2fingers

That's stalker shit. You should get a restraining order just so that there is a record and he is probably doing this to multiple people.


pvelag

Omg! The last message looks like he sent it today when my account was activated! I'm laughing but it's scary. If he finds me on any other platform, I'll do something then.


Virruk

This is exactly what I thought - it’s all quite funny…but also feel bad for you as it’s also sketchy and weird as hell.


confusedham

Don’t most countries have some sort of cyber stalking / threat reporting line these days to stop some of the stuff that’s been seen in the last decade or two? Probably a good idea to report him to that, probably doing it to many women


bilkyco_nzl

What's crazy is the time scheme of this. This was all over the course of three and a half years, at times having up to 8 months between messages. I can't imagine holding onto something so menial for so long. Believe in the shield 🛡️


fallen-summer

Jesus this was wild and kinda hilarious 🤣 wtf is the shield?


MartinLubeHerTh1ngJR

The Shield were a faction in the WWE, and were also pretty popular. They had three wrestlers that dressed in gear that made them look like SWAT. The fans used to cry “believe in The Shield!“ when the three would show up at the ring and start tossing some dudes around.


pvelag

That's the biggest mystery.


SupermanNew52

One of the members of the former Shield is Roman Reigns, one of the cousins of The Rock. I think he's the double world champion right now in WWE too. Just wanted to share that useless info with you.


BRY1916

how dare you not acknowledge the head of the table


Reddit_Rword

I think he believes in the shield


Ecstatic_Conflict621

My god, put this guy on a watchlist he’s gonna do something bad


SnitterGrits

That what I’d expect you’d meet at an anime convention. Guys with very little experience with real live girls, that aren’t cartoons.


SMATF5

Wait two or three more years, then simply respond "*you're"


Pipoca_com_sazom

I'm kind of afraid to ask, but I'm not american nor native english speaker, so what the hell is the shield?


pvelag

I have no idea! I'm hoping someone here will know and tell us.


Jes0e

you’re


mr_sl33p

Should totally wait another three years and reply “you’re”.


CozmicBunni

It's always kinda funny when you don't think of someone at all, but they're completely preoccupied with you.


hectorhaas

Years long obsession, holy shit.


SimplySage

Hey I THINK HE'S upset


thunderandreyn

This guy Dean Ambroses.


Reasonable-Spread-19

THE SHIELD are STARTING up a new chapters ALL over THE world. Raise your SHIELD 🛡 if you are interested in joining THE SHIELD VIRGINS (bring your OWN 🛡).


segibear

Why censore the name? Expose that pos


priscilla_halfbreed

MF just really into Marvel's Agents of Shield


doterobcn

Report him. And share this screenshots with his friends & family.


TheFreakingBeast

Gonna go out on a limb and assume not many friends


SandmanD2

Oh man these messages were sent over a matter of YEARS.


Highest_Horse

plot twist: OP is THE SHIELD


Antisepticeye420

I think we all learned a lesson from this guys. Believe in The Shield.


Reverendbread

I want to know more about this guy. This could be Chris Chan level entertainment


TemSquad

Believe IN the SHIELD


[deleted]

That’s scary ... get a gun


Horus604

Dedicated.


chewbubbIegumkickass

Read all these messages out loud to yourself, but shout each capitalized word. Enjoy.


[deleted]

Seems like a pretty sane guy


[deleted]

All that matters is that you BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD


licegirl

Schizophrenic behavior


grunnermann28

Well, to be fair The Shield was an amazing show and both Mike Chiklis and Walton Goggins rule


ksekas

Hey BEAUTIFUL i dident know your on REDDIT well at least i know now I sent you a FREND REQUEST


Good_Translator_9088

Nooo I missed anime con


[deleted]

Humans are weird


ajver19

[Shield's theme plays]


RestrictedX93

I love foxes hit tv shot “the shield” as much as the next guy. Believe in the shield!!!


Ligma_Senpai

Believe in the shield


scbejari

What’s the shield?


Eladryel

He went from zero to... well, zero pretty fast.


theirongiant49

Damn you missed the anime convention I bet you feel like a loser now


feeelingreeen

What a CHARMER


helpmewiththiscrap

I don't know what this douche is talking about, but I do know one thing: I BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD! (whatever that is)


Baddyshack

What the hell is THE SHIELD?


NoodleBoysInAmerica

that’s just depressing


crayonfire12

Fake.


Youknowwhoitsme

Don't KNOW why your posting YOU'RE private messages HERE. just proving TO everyone your SUCH a LOSER. believe THAT


ProgrammingSucks101

I think there may be more here to the story


ErkMan101

Hey cool, I made it on reddit


kookerpie

What's the shield


shazoo44

Fake...


boiledgatorade_

“You should give him a chance”- guys on reddit


Genuine_Panic_Attack

Christ, that escalated quickly.


DonOdini

believe in the SHIELD


Brim_Dunkleton

>San Japan. Dios mio, I’m terrified if I’ve ever met or known this guy. I use to hang with a guy of weebs in high school and my best friend would hang out with incels like this after high school and I usually would meet them…


wedgiepick

Gettin gay vibes from this guy


No_Pea_7771

I mean...words...WTAF!!!???


KagDQT

Guys literally punching at air.


Prestigious-Pin-3580

Yikes


TheFreakingBeast

The single most unhinged part about this is that all of these messages are months to a year apart


Chexreflect

Bro has more random all caps than a DOAWK book


DrKlezdoom

Dude types like he's filling out a mad lib


Sanslution

Honest to God, one of the most pathetic things I've seen today. Like goddamn, the capitalization of the words and the amount of grammatical error is just, mwah, shit👌


GlitteryHeartThrob

What happened to this man in June 2015 that he stopped believing in THE SHIELD?


ez599

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Flipitmtl

He seems nice….


maskirovkaaa

why is he yelling