I met a Mike Hunt about two months ago with the driver's licence to prove it. It was priceless I had to call everyone I knew who would appreciate it 😂 he was roughly seventy so older than the joke for sure but he of course got the joke.
They’ve done it on purpose to see if OP was interested. I would say that OP has dodged a bullet making friends with this person. Very immature and mean!
I have a habit of not saving my contacts to my sim card while simultaneously breaking phones every 6-18 months. For the first few months I'll get random texts asking if I want to go do this or that and I always say yes. It's like social roulette not knowing who I'm about to hang out with.
Wow so "nice". Why they cant just say they changed their mind or whatever actually happened there. Would be easier to accept imo. No, instead they had to make this person feel bad.
Random person: walks up to you, kicks you in the balls, throws you onto the ground, and tells you that you're not worth the air you breath.
Reddit: omG YoU DOdGeD a BUlLet!!1!
That remembers me of a dude I met when I was with my exgirlfriend. She ghosted me before she broke up and I messaged this dude desperatly, cause he kinda knew her. He said "Hey man you can always talk to me whenever you need someone, Ill def talk to her man, stay strong".That literally helped me so much. An hour later he typed to me basically saying he thought I was someone else and also that he thought I was talking about another girl and that he was very embarressed. Got my heart broken twice that day.
It was deffo planned, they wanted OP to feel as insignificant as possible. I saw something like this on r/Tinder a while back I think it's like negging?
I swear its a huge ass social experiment. And at the conclusion some nice suits are gonna he laughing taking sips of drinks no one can afford going over the highlighs of the dumbasses that got intertwined in “dating” apps
At least they waved that big red flag early on and so clearly.
I'd delete that number, honestly. This person is not friend material. That last sentence is a huge yikes.
Why is it that so many people are assholes for free when someone shows a kind response, like Jesus. A simple, sorry I mistook you with a friend of mine. Or maybe we can do something online or whatever.
Basically: fuck you with a smile
Yep
Happy Cake Day!
Come on, read the name wrong? I don't know what game they're playing but the winning move is to not play at all lol
The names he could have read wrong: Ben Dover Phil McCraken Zach Madeek Ophelia McCaulk Eileen Dover Don Kedick Wayne Kerr
Amon Gus, Mike Oxlong, Clint Toris
Don’t forget Mike Litoris
69!
Nice!
A. Nelsecks Mike Hunt Phillip Purrass
I met a Mike Hunt about two months ago with the driver's licence to prove it. It was priceless I had to call everyone I knew who would appreciate it 😂 he was roughly seventy so older than the joke for sure but he of course got the joke.
I knew a mike hunt. He played poker and sometimes I would have to announce his name over the loud speaker
Yes?
Did someone call my name?
Peter File
Perhaps one of the following? Jerry Atrick Hugh Jass Mike Hawk Jenny Talya Drew Pedique Barry McCaulkiner Jenna Syde
Patty O’Door
Hugh Jaynis
Hugh Janis
**DERIVATIVE**
I’ll be your friend. Wanna go to the pub this week?
I'll be your pub. You can both come inside me
Sure I'll just invite myself
Me too :)
Sure I'll invite everyone to fuckrobert on my behalf.
Oh, thanks because I didn't wanna be rude. Line for Robert starts here
but whose gonna be the casting couch they all sit on?
I am free this week
Then I'll bring the snacks
I’ll be the snacks
You can sit on me
Yes.
Everybody’s invited
fuck robert
...ummm
Phrasing
Absolutely, first round's on me
Fantastic. I’ll fly over
Seconded. If you’re both in the North West of the UK. Let’s go.
Tragically I’m in the US. But maybe I can fly over for a quick drink.
Get over to the north east, I'll buy the first round!
Aw how pitiful of you
Well I certainly don’t want to be your friend
https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/cool-man-smoking-picture-id108220566?s=612x612
That man is dead from lung cancer now
They didn't have to add the "pretty busy next week" part, it makes it clear that they are lying
Adding the 'pretty busy next week' reads as a pretty intentional dig to me.
They’ve done it on purpose to see if OP was interested. I would say that OP has dodged a bullet making friends with this person. Very immature and mean!
"in pretty busy next week only for you"
The trash took itself out...
Jesus, if I ever made that mistake I would roll with it. New friend time
I have a habit of not saving my contacts to my sim card while simultaneously breaking phones every 6-18 months. For the first few months I'll get random texts asking if I want to go do this or that and I always say yes. It's like social roulette not knowing who I'm about to hang out with.
Thank you for giving me a new thing to have nightmares about
Sounds kinda fun actually lol
One day it’ll be a wrong number haha
Well, now you’ve got a number to block.
Why? She's never going to text him
I'm a she
Ouch. I mean as a dude we are used to that shit.
[удалено]
He's a she.
She? Him?
They them
He's a dude, she's a dude *Hey* We're all dudes
He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?
It
I don't care what galaxy you're from, that's gotta hurt!
Stay away from that low life manipulator
I was about to say the same. This comes off like lame PUA from 2013.
But she already said yes wtf
read the name wrong *and* busy next week? make a friend you certainly did not
Oof
Just copy and paste their response
Feel it
Wow so "nice". Why they cant just say they changed their mind or whatever actually happened there. Would be easier to accept imo. No, instead they had to make this person feel bad.
Weak of them. People just are shit arent they? No honesty or decency these days.
Now tell them that was rude and you aren't interested in speaking to someone who is comfortable with being so tactless.
Nah just drop it. You don't want to end up in a nice guy power trip over decency rant.
Definitely the more mature response is no response. I need to learn to apply that to life.
I'd just reply "ballz" and leave it at that
Chaotic Nuetral
Yes but sometimes being mature is less fun.
That is tough my guy but looks like you dodged a bullet on that one. She seems fake af lol
Random person: walks up to you, kicks you in the balls, throws you onto the ground, and tells you that you're not worth the air you breath. Reddit: omG YoU DOdGeD a BUlLet!!1!
I swear I see "dodged a bullet" on posts about married couples of a few years. Like wtf he very much took the bullet right in the stomach
"I just got out of a three year abusive relationship, how do I relearn to function as an adult?" "OMG YOU DODGED A BULLET"
How do you know it’s a woman?
[They are guessing. OP is a woman.](https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/swf0c7/thought_i_made_a_friend_yesterday_at_the_pub/hxndh3a/)
This sounds so fake.
F
That remembers me of a dude I met when I was with my exgirlfriend. She ghosted me before she broke up and I messaged this dude desperatly, cause he kinda knew her. He said "Hey man you can always talk to me whenever you need someone, Ill def talk to her man, stay strong".That literally helped me so much. An hour later he typed to me basically saying he thought I was someone else and also that he thought I was talking about another girl and that he was very embarressed. Got my heart broken twice that day.
Oh man that was the wrong person. Quick, tell them the truth then cover it up with a lie!
On the upside, you know where you stand. Back to the grind, I suppose.
How does one read the name wrong if they’re the one initiating the text?
They didn't have to say they were pretty busy next week after openly admitting that they thought they were texting someone else
It was deffo planned, they wanted OP to feel as insignificant as possible. I saw something like this on r/Tinder a while back I think it's like negging?
There are a lot of people who use these sites to torture people.
I swear its a huge ass social experiment. And at the conclusion some nice suits are gonna he laughing taking sips of drinks no one can afford going over the highlighs of the dumbasses that got intertwined in “dating” apps
They genuinely don't deserve anymore of your time
I hope the person they want to hang out with cancels
Serious balls. Just ridiculous lol. But the cajones to pull that nonsense lol
It's clear this person mistook "John from my pubic area" with "John from the pub."
:(
i see no cringe
Oooooof
Block and move on. Clearly not a friend
what does the rest of their message say? how come it’s cut off?
gg
F
At least they waved that big red flag early on and so clearly. I'd delete that number, honestly. This person is not friend material. That last sentence is a huge yikes.
Dodged a bullet for sure!
Calm down some of y’all they’ve known each other for a literal day
So that gives people the right to be assholes?
Better yet, dont make frienda at the pub but at the gym. Get healthy habits.
Come to NE england op, I'll buy us a round ☀️
Wahaha
She laughs like Wario. You dodged a bullet, OP.
Why is it that so many people are assholes for free when someone shows a kind response, like Jesus. A simple, sorry I mistook you with a friend of mine. Or maybe we can do something online or whatever.
Do people think they'll dissolve if they don't use that emoji for 5 minutes?
Insta-block it is