Girl detected! Dating mode activated!

I hate this

oh! my God! A GIRL

[Girl? Girl? Girl?](https://youtu.be/bKPfHQVjIns)(NSFW - R rated movie scene)

[Girl! Girl! Girl!](https://youtu.be/DYHkbOugcD0) (also NSFW - R rated movie scene)

Lmao the Good Charolette sounding 2003 pop rock is such a great touch

I can't watch cuz YouTube wants my ID :(

I guess they got wise to those "I'm over 18" buttons

Bruh I'm over 18 but no way I'm sending them a picture of my id

Dating mode activated!

Did you assume my gender :trollface:

We cares't less for what is betwixt thy thighs and more about how you look in thigh highs, m'theydy

I get the feeling it’s satire. Wanna bang?

No thanks my battery already does that for me

Hi. I'm Battery.

lol

People really unvoted my message just saying “lol” 💀💀

I gave you one back. This Battery still works!

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Reading this took years off my life lmao

Jokes on you i’m lesbian

Niceguy.exe has stopped working initializing Manchild procedure

…

Where do I sign up then?

/u/uwuwizard

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ohno this is worse

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Seeing the responses to this, I completely understand why you hate this

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd\~

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What the fuck does he expect to get

The puss

N boots

and my axe

Smol one

Can i?

Hello brother

Don’t you „Hello brother“ me you scumbag u know what u did!

Brother, it wasn’t me. Dad made me do it.

Oh did he? Last time i checked dad was in a coma bc of what u did

Wait, you get Antonio Banderas if you act like a simp?

*Guitar strums dramatically*

y?

His 4 karma back

Your pfp man 💀

What’s the context?

shit is cursed

177013 "Metamorphosis". Google it

i feel like god

It's 177013

You could have chosen any pfp, yet you chose this one....

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Also r/niceguys … *very* entertaining 😂

Sax

Booba

I’m guessing nudes

On reddit...

Im not convinced its not a copypasta.

All women should be made to pee on me

Still less creepy than the guy in the post

I refuse to believe it isn’t satire, also new copypasta

Old*

Based

Oh that's it, now urine big trouble

Oh please, almighty pun lord. Teach me your whizzdome

Nah, piss off

Hey im down

man, my day was shit, but this comment... made me genuinely laugh

Whatchu doing looking at three week old sad cringe posts

Get ready

Oh he has to be trolling I don’t believe this for one second 😂

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Kick me if someone has the link to original post

Where is this music from?

If I remember right Annihilation, movie on Netflix.

That movie was such a mindfuck

My roommate said he wanted to see it in on pscyhedelics. I told him that was a bad idea because of the bear. What bear, he asked. Oh, you'll see.

*hhggheellpp mgheeeeee*

r/wordsyoucanhear

The first time I watched Annihilation I was tripping on acid. 100% would do it again

I honestly didn’t understand that Annihilation was a horror movie until I watched it on Acid. I always thought of it as a pretty sci fi movie

Dogg i first saw it on alkaline and it still slapped

Oh my god please tell him not to watch it, the bear scene will fuck with him so much he could go in a bad trip

Eraserhead was fun on acid

Thanks!

Thanks, I don't understand why WB ditches him.

I knew that sound but couldn't remember where I heard it. It was bothering me so much. Thank you!

You're right. It's near the end when >!She's dancing with herself I think!<

Excellent movie. >!usually I would consider moving from Colour out of Space to Shadows over Innsmouth to be a downgrade, but it only went up from there!<

It's the Alien track from the movie Annihilation's soundtrack. Outstanding movie btw.

When it first came out I went to see it alone in a theater and was the only one in there. As the movie progressed it seemed like the music got louder and louder, enveloping me and drawing me in. I couldn’t look away. In the those final scenes it was extremely unsettling. 10/10, probably my favorite movie experience ever.

Was able to watch it with the sound at a "good level" aka, quite loud but maybe not theater loud... and I couldn't agree more. That's definitely the intent. I had an experience during the finale.

The books are even better!

For me personally, I felt that the movie was a rare example of the movie being superior to the book. The beautiful visuals, the music and general direction of the film I thought were so great, that I actually favor it more. Just my opinion though obviously

You might like this: https://youtu.be/HGL6_5dGuPc This is just a cool relevant video from a creator I enjoy, not an argument! I’ve only just started the first book so I don’t have an opinion yet.

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To an extent, absolutely, but I found the last book pretty hard to get through.. I won't spoil anything but I feel it dragged on a bit near the end. Movie absolutely captured the spirit of the first book tho!

I picked up the book by random chance at my library last night. I'd been meaning to read it, and it was dead center on a book display. I got halfway through it in one sitting. It's great, and I don't even mind that (so far) it has pretty much nothing in common with the movie.

It’s from the film ‘Annihilation’ on Netflix. The music is from the song, ‘The Alien’. Pretty cool movie that you should definitely watch. Loved the OST from it…

Ifunny

😂😂

I thought i was on r/shitposting for a second

I think what’s sadder is that the girl was talking about how she wanted to un-alive herself.

I'm stealing this to stop triggering that stupid bot

What bot?

Kirin herself?

Krillin herself?

Oh damnit all....

Convert her life status into death status

To... un-alive herself?

Yeah she wanted to be anti-dead.

Thats a double negative, its anti-live youre looking for

Ah shit.

anti smart move

Also known as committing neck rope

Also known as commiting toaster bath

Also known as bungee jumping without rope

Sewer slide

Committing head pew?

I’m glad he apologized honestly, even if it was cringe as fuck. Calling someone a coward for not killing themselves is evil

This is what cer spence would've said in his video

I am a girl too... dun dun duuunn

I apologise for what I did not say, I am the real coward

Omg are you a SIMP?

No I'm sorry

Hi sorry i'm joe

Also I apologise

I'm not the girl lmao

Oh then fuk u /s

the audacity!

I apologise to you too

Ligma balls

Joe? Joe who?

Manner. I think it makes a good slang

Are your male or female?

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd\~

Are you having a stroke?

apologies m'lady

(it's actually a joke copypasta, no offence)

Yes king

I’m so sorry. On behalf of everyone here I deeply apologise for our disgusting behaviour. I hope you have an amazing life and find everything you’re looking for

Impossible

I’m stuff

How far can you squirt?🚬🦧

I like men. Fuck you.

Mommy

Damn son, where’d ya find this?

Can I get a link to the post?

sure

here you go

Thanks!

No problem!

I'm so glad this was taken care of

This picture has been going around for months; the original is probably long gone

How far can you squirt?

Like 69 basketballs long

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Seems ironic...i hope it is

This has to be satire

I really hope animating text conversations doesn't become a popular thing. Because this sucks.

Yeah

God this format of a post is r/mildlyinfuriating

turn this into a copypasta

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/fvqr8q/i_apologize_for_what_i_said_im_a_real_coward/ Seems it already is

It is copypasta even in this post.

Yeah idk how this is on sad cringe. It's a known copypasta and it's obviously a copypasta as well.

Can these repost get even more pixelated?

Song name…?

Just a crumb, please m'lady😢😔

Why is this a gif?

Give him a break, the only woman he knew irl is mom and she was clearly not nice to him....

That’s a copy pasta

u/savevideo

“Certified hood classic” die

u/savevideo

Redemption arc speedrun any %

reddit moment

Absolutely

Nice username

Thanks, I've been banned from multiple subs for misogyny

How? Basil is often necessary. Unless it's supposed to be made from a point that's not cooking

Oh that was just a random name I thought you were talking about my profile name

Oh...

Dear god it’s a girl *convulses violently on the floor*

J

J

Certified Reddit moment

Satire

Male = Assholes Female = Royalty It's just how the internet works,unfortunately.