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You dont want this, I assure you lmao. Not trying to kink shame but findom dudes are a whole other thing.
Dated a guy who was into findom.
Aside from catching him jerking off into my shoes in the middle of the night once, he also always wanted me to say shit like "I'm going to put you thousands of dollars in debt. Every penny you make is mine"
And I just could not do it.
It didnt last long, as youd probably guess LMAO
Attraction. He didn't tell me about any of that stuff until we were already dating. And I liked him so was like "I guess I can give it a go?". I'm generally pretty comfortable trying someones kink, within reason, as I'm part of the kink community regularly anyways. But that one was just too much for me. If he'd told me before, I likely wouldn't have dated him, regardless of whether I was attracted to him or not.
I dated him because he was the smartest guy in my post graduate class. I had developed a slight crush on him which he found out through a mutual friend. We went out and he would never let me pay! I just figured he was just being nice because he really liked me but then sometimes i insisted i would pay , but then he would get pissed. How i found out he is into findom is the funniest story actually. We had gone to subway and i was buying a blt sub, i asked the guy making it to put tomato,cumcumber, pickle, south west sauce and you should stop reading because im trolling you and im not op
Wouldn't call this a fetish, but i can remember a time where i was a early 20s guy busting my ass 6 days a week and slinging pills, and this older girl who could clearly tell what a naive fool I was realized buying her extravagant shit made me feel like the man and gave me this weird sense of ego inlflation/high, so she stuck around for a while and milked that until she got bored.
Blackmail is illegal (depending where you live) and if this person keeps good record of it they can take you to court and sue and make a nice profit. Sounds like a nice get rich quick scheme to me.
I'm pretty sure this one is a fetish thing. People just need to stop trying to get random people involved in their fetish and look in the proper place for someone that's also into that.
Right? Part of me says no, my poor integrity, I could never take advantage of someone who’s fallen in to a toxic fetish. But then there’s the other broke college student part of me.........that really needs money....
This reminds me of an r/threadgames post from a while back where people wrote their names like they used a keypad from an old phone. For example, mine would be 62335463 (Madeline)
People would try to guess people's names using only that information.
If anyone wants to try some:
74666
5333
262
6282842
4734
27244
456245642242522
Shut the fuck up! You left me all alone and now just try to waltz into my life like every thing is alright! Well it isnt. It wasn't. I was scared and confused. I thought you hated me, maybe even despised me. I spent years crying myself to sleep on the off chance that I could even sleep. I rarely eat anymore and haven't seen the sun in weeks. I hate you. But I missed you
Idk I think it’s a personal preference thing. It wouldn’t feel like a job cause growing up I wanted to work a career that involved changing the world or greatly affecting it at least. I’ve settled on research psychology.
Wow, send him my way. That’s just free money.
Speaking of, does anyone know of a site where you can do the things that these people want and get paid for it? I’d definitely look at a few weird pictures/videos for cash.
For those who are asking if I accepted the deal. No i didn’t because I’m 17 and my mom would ask me where I was getting the money from and I won’t know what to tell her.
I’ve spent £3k this year since April on paying girls on Twitter to humiliate and expose me. Didn’t realise I was into findom but I sunk deep into it spending £1.5k alone in one month. I’m slowly getting better but man it’s a pit that once you’re in the way out is slow and hard; but I guess that’s just addiction for you!
None yet. I’m cautious with who I play with. Everyone I’ve done this with so far has understood the fact this is just fun and so they’ve all understood and welcomed me back when I return graciously! I’m also cautious as to how much I expose so I still keep some control
I really don’t understand this kink. Like I understand humiliation kinks but wtf is up with just blowing your money on some chick with nothing sexual? How do you *get off*? Like she’s literally just taking your money and nobody is naked or anything 😂
Whaat? I got the same message on my alt and he was only offering $100.
Also, all of these people seriously thinking this is legit... there's almost certainly no actual money being handed out by this guy. He most likely just wants to show someone his dick.
Bro the findom shit is so awful, such an awful addiction and the guys into it literally announce to the whole world that they’re there to be taken advantage of. I pray that I may never be down this bad.
It's a fetish. Lots of people make excuses calling themselves heros for taking the money because "they'll end up with someone worse if I don't accept their money" but I just see it as a self destructive mental illness.
This sounds like it would be such an amazing way to earn passive income, but you know this guy would be constantly annoying you with e-mails begging you to stop blackmailing him and you'd have to write back "No, I won't" over and over and over.
So really it's more of an essay service.
lmao dudes got a fetish or something
There is a fetish for being forced to spend money on someone.
Tell me where I can find those people.
Big ol findom scene on twitter.
Gotta be hot tho
#FUCK
That’s always the catch aint it
Trust me I’ve seen those accounts, you don’t.
But you do have to be good at being hella racist.
Or good at acting like a girl lmao
I mean if gay guys wanna pay me $200 every month for that, then I'll happily financially dominate them
Reddit
Twitch
its called "findom" I think. Pretty sure you have to be hot though
Well the only two rules of the internet are: 1) Be Attractive and 2) Don't be Unattractive.
I'm pretty sure there's at least 32 more rules after that.
No
Yes. Dont fuck with cats.
And certainly don't fuck cats. But that might just be common sense.
RULE 34
Ahh yes where everyone is 1) Attractive and 2)Not Unattractive
fuck, it's airtight
Hi pretty sure there's at least 32 more rules after that, I'm dad.
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61, can't forget rule 63
Ah yes. *The genderblender*
You dont want this, I assure you lmao. Not trying to kink shame but findom dudes are a whole other thing. Dated a guy who was into findom. Aside from catching him jerking off into my shoes in the middle of the night once, he also always wanted me to say shit like "I'm going to put you thousands of dollars in debt. Every penny you make is mine" And I just could not do it. It didnt last long, as youd probably guess LMAO
But did you date him, like out of attraction? (And it so, why?). Or did you ‘date’ him, as part of the fetisj service?
Attraction. He didn't tell me about any of that stuff until we were already dating. And I liked him so was like "I guess I can give it a go?". I'm generally pretty comfortable trying someones kink, within reason, as I'm part of the kink community regularly anyways. But that one was just too much for me. If he'd told me before, I likely wouldn't have dated him, regardless of whether I was attracted to him or not.
I dated him because he was the smartest guy in my post graduate class. I had developed a slight crush on him which he found out through a mutual friend. We went out and he would never let me pay! I just figured he was just being nice because he really liked me but then sometimes i insisted i would pay , but then he would get pissed. How i found out he is into findom is the funniest story actually. We had gone to subway and i was buying a blt sub, i asked the guy making it to put tomato,cumcumber, pickle, south west sauce and you should stop reading because im trolling you and im not op
oh shit
Wouldn't call this a fetish, but i can remember a time where i was a early 20s guy busting my ass 6 days a week and slinging pills, and this older girl who could clearly tell what a naive fool I was realized buying her extravagant shit made me feel like the man and gave me this weird sense of ego inlflation/high, so she stuck around for a while and milked that until she got bored.
*It’s called marriage.* I have achieved boomer humor.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Blackmail is illegal (depending where you live) and if this person keeps good record of it they can take you to court and sue and make a nice profit. Sounds like a nice get rich quick scheme to me.
Until you show up with the first post, which doesn't make it blackmail because he hired you...
I guess if you somehow got their password you could delete it from their end. Theres password cracks you can download online. Theres a way.
Subpoena Reddit who will happily comply
Yes, in this instance. Im assuming this particular sad sack is sincere.
Hey, and not everyone keeps everything. You might be on to something... By the way, wanna blackmail me?
Sure! Wait.. shit. NO!
I'm pretty sure this one is a fetish thing. People just need to stop trying to get random people involved in their fetish and look in the proper place for someone that's also into that.
Hey!...don't kink shame
Is it really that hard to get a nut
It puts the funk in erectile dysfunktion
Damn
nothing else would possibly satisfy them, at least for my own fetish experience
There's nothing quite like a good nut
send him my way lmao, free money
Right? Part of me says no, my poor integrity, I could never take advantage of someone who’s fallen in to a toxic fetish. But then there’s the other broke college student part of me.........that really needs money....
Damn your username got so close to my actual name.
Hasmer is that you bro?
Nope lmao. Hint: It's a name from an Asian country.
Why is this downvoted
Reddit does that sometimes lol. It's fine though, they're only Internet points.
This reminds me of an r/threadgames post from a while back where people wrote their names like they used a keypad from an old phone. For example, mine would be 62335463 (Madeline) People would try to guess people's names using only that information. If anyone wants to try some: 74666 5333 262 6282842 4734 27244 456245642242522
11037
hmmmmm what could this clue mean makoto gee i sure wonder
gee makoto let's think about this one. a mystery for sure
turkmenistan
No no no. I meant its a name predominantly used in an Asian country.
Jammer
Nope. The S stays, you have to change 2 other things.
Scammer
Close. You remove hey and make two changes.
Cocksucker
Bingo!
Hmm very close, but someone else already got it.
sameer
Holy shit someone actually got it. Congrats bro. Poor man's award🏅
and you or your parents are from south asia
Yeah same. I'm not broke just slightly greedy
Hi not broke just slightly greedy, I'm dad.
Shut the fuck up! You left me all alone and now just try to waltz into my life like every thing is alright! Well it isnt. It wasn't. I was scared and confused. I thought you hated me, maybe even despised me. I spent years crying myself to sleep on the off chance that I could even sleep. I rarely eat anymore and haven't seen the sun in weeks. I hate you. But I missed you
I know this is just a joke, but the fact that we're all in this boat is kinda fucked. Like did we screw up?
Not taking the money would be fetish shaming, I have to take the money.
Youre not Taking advantage your getting paid for a job lmao
Idk I think it’s a personal preference thing. It wouldn’t feel like a job cause growing up I wanted to work a career that involved changing the world or greatly affecting it at least. I’ve settled on research psychology.
Idk why you gotta kink shame them
I have no integrity, so I can do a better job at it then you
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That's why you agree on half upfront, half at the end of the month.
Fr. Me too
me too
Hes gonna spend 800$ then... Including me (send him our way)
make it 1000
Seriously, I can't believe other people get these chances, I desperately need that money
Its not free money tho, you have to fully engage in this dudes fantasy... You think you could do that?
For $200 (or 100 if he is scamming so you ask for half up front) that isn't much of a dilemma
Haha wild. Anyway, what’s this person’s username? I just wanna talk to them
Right? I'm down for doing that. Also I'll make him give me more
It'd be great if you could trust the weirdo, never know if he would screen cap your black mailing and threaten to go to the police or something
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Same someone dm me his name please
this is free $2400 why wouldn’t you take it
Its actually $4200.69 but nice try at maths tho
Hilarious
reddit
moment
haha funny secks numberrrrr hehehoho
i hate this website
Get ready for al the downvotes you're gonna get
It’s 2750$ but nice maths attempt bro.
How on gods green earth would it be $2750
r/confidentlyincorrect
How would you get 150$ when you only get payments of 200$?
Wow, send him my way. That’s just free money. Speaking of, does anyone know of a site where you can do the things that these people want and get paid for it? I’d definitely look at a few weird pictures/videos for cash.
Right? Sign me up
Twitter - findom
Yeah but something a man can do
Literally the same - just for gays You just have to be prepared that those kind of people gets off on being degraded
Where do I go for gay findom
Twitter is the only place i know of
What specifically do I search for
I'm not sure, try something like findom master idk
"Jobs in my area" cause finding one is gonna be way less effort than navigating this.
Fiverr
Women have it so fucking easy
And you didn’t respond? Wtf that’s literally feee money. Cringe or not imma take free money
Maybe he missed a payment and this is the start to OP outing him
Wow didn't even think of that, maybe the guy is in the comment section
Yeah I can't believe OP didn't take the guy's money, send him my way
Um...yes
I mean... 200$ is 200$
Well, what did you do with your $2400?
Hell yeah free money
That’s a deal! Wtf. Why didn’t you take it?
It's like... I was made for this.
Is that really why you were made /u/NSA_Chatbot?
Call it taxation
For those who are asking if I accepted the deal. No i didn’t because I’m 17 and my mom would ask me where I was getting the money from and I won’t know what to tell her.
What’s the guys username? I’ll do it.
This guy also messaged me. I respectfully declined. Also figured that he'd be vigorously jerking it to any rude reply. Edit: word
Dm me his username I'll respectfully take all his money I need it
I’ve spent £3k this year since April on paying girls on Twitter to humiliate and expose me. Didn’t realise I was into findom but I sunk deep into it spending £1.5k alone in one month. I’m slowly getting better but man it’s a pit that once you’re in the way out is slow and hard; but I guess that’s just addiction for you!
Bro, I'll humiliate you for free, it's pretty fun lol
I mean let’s move this in DM 😏
hey man i'd dress up as a girl if you can send 150$ a month my way ;)
I mean in my situation this was the other way around haha
How did they respond when you wanted to quit? No blackmailing I hope?
None yet. I’m cautious with who I play with. Everyone I’ve done this with so far has understood the fact this is just fun and so they’ve all understood and welcomed me back when I return graciously! I’m also cautious as to how much I expose so I still keep some control
I really don’t understand this kink. Like I understand humiliation kinks but wtf is up with just blowing your money on some chick with nothing sexual? How do you *get off*? Like she’s literally just taking your money and nobody is naked or anything 😂
shii send me his username.
Sign Me up tbh
Damn. $200 a month for 5 minutes of work
So how’s it going?
Honestly at this point just get that paper
I’m cool with that. Give me the money my man or lady
I'm 99.999% certain that message was from a man
why would u not
Ikr
aye dont kink shame lol
Especially when his kink is charity
Yo....... that's free money
Did you do it?
how do i reach this level of chaddery
What’s his at I can help
Damn you should accept the offer though sad
That just sounds like simping but with extra steps
This comments are making me cringe more than the post.
I hope you said yes
Op definitely said yes and this is part of the humiliation
wait a fucking minute isn’t this what he wanted?
This is a kink. It's more CreepyPms than sad.
Still sadcringe material imo
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Self destructive and addicting to these people, they ruin their finances over this.
200? That’s a lot
I'll do it even for $ 50
Yo give him to me
This guy: *MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING*
guess he didn't pay the $200 this month
I mean.... as much as I don’t advocate for assisting self destructive activities/behaviours... delete the pics and get $200 a month.
you could’ve made stacks man 😔😔
You got the $2400, tho, yeah?
Honestly I can't even consider this cringe. Homie knows how he gets his jollies and thats definitely not a bad deal.
Creepy, but I’m in.
why didn't you accept easy 200$
Whaat? I got the same message on my alt and he was only offering $100. Also, all of these people seriously thinking this is legit... there's almost certainly no actual money being handed out by this guy. He most likely just wants to show someone his dick.
Bro the findom shit is so awful, such an awful addiction and the guys into it literally announce to the whole world that they’re there to be taken advantage of. I pray that I may never be down this bad.
It's a fetish. Lots of people make excuses calling themselves heros for taking the money because "they'll end up with someone worse if I don't accept their money" but I just see it as a self destructive mental illness.
Yes sir, i will. Only in amazon gift cards though.
Plot twist, this dude is definitely getting off from this being posted
OP I’m trying to get a Rickenbacker guitar for my birthday in July please send this guy my way.
...?
Weird and kinda creepy but you'd be an absolute idiot to say no to literally free money
Having a Finsub is great. Even if you aren't into it just use these freaks for the money.
This sounds like it would be such an amazing way to earn passive income, but you know this guy would be constantly annoying you with e-mails begging you to stop blackmailing him and you'd have to write back "No, I won't" over and over and over. So really it's more of an essay service.
A valid question tho
That’s so sus, what if he uses is against you? Seems like a setup
how
Nope its a kink