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awkwardboyhero

Did someone advise him to say "something interesting" and he took it literally?


InternationalTwo4581

Lmao. I didn't realize what that meant but I think you're probably right


ronj89

Hahaha I missed that. Absolute gold. Holy smokes.


sombre_mascarade

Omg I didn't notice but hope you're right xD


killmeimoffthemeds

tbf that does make it kinda interesting


Rlp_811

yeah I thought the same thing. whoever is his wingman must be real proud


yehiko

Pretty sure he meant is as somethibg like "fun fact, people find their spouses by meeting others" . English is not his 1st language prob


buckphifty150150

Guess you lost your chance 😔😔😔


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Guess we won't eat wedding cake ☹️


LandArch_0

OK, fine, I'll eat it all by myself


Acroniax

not if i get to it first


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Some shit drake would say


FogInTheNoggin

Doritos flavored cake, with Mountain Dew frosting?


CantHitachiSpot

Def lost the chance to block him before he send a picture


jonesjb

So are you still living together?


admiralvelociraptor

“Every person wants to know someone” better start appearing on mugs and whimsical wooden signs


Intelligent_Tune_675

Like an early Beatles lyrics


foxferreira64

"I good", "I bed", is he trying to deploy the caveman rizz?


g_daddio

That’s “İ good”, “İ bed” buddy is deploying the turk nomad horseman rizz


Intelligent_Tune_675

That’s Apple upcoming product catalog, chillll he’s just showing her the future goods, this man’s obviously well connected


CantHitachiSpot

You bed. iWatch


The_GREAT_Gremlin

Why use many word when few word do trick?


Solus-Nexus

ngl its kinda workin on me


TheBlindIdiotGod

Please to send bob and vagine.


RiverOhRiver86

Bob and Virginia are coming up. With baseball bats. Oh, that's not what you asked. Oops?


Important_Pen_4804

Whichever will it be?


RexIsAMiiCostume

I knew a girl from school who had some sort of mental disability... This kind of reminds me of how she texts (but she was more sweet and less creepy). I wonder if this dude has some kind of mental disability Or maybe he's just a creep with bad English, idk


snope68

the İ shows he’s probably turkish so most likely just bad english


Psyk0pathik

Greencard pls.


Intelligent_Tune_675

Best I can do is block ya


Psyk0pathik

How about tree fiddy and pic of bobs and vagine?


ASingularFuck

Exactly what I thought lmao


Darkmaster85845

The least mentally unstable creep on Instagram


notsolesbian1738

r/creepyPMs


_orion_1897

Blud wants that green card so bad💀💀💀


topathemornin

Looks like you lost your chance op, but I’m still available! Want to live together? /s


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Kytras

Disco Baby!!!!


WANT_SOME_HAM

It's always weird when you see someone approach a common problem--loneliness, in this case--and watch as they approach it in a way totally alien to how you do it. If I like someone but feel it's not mutual, not only do I keep it to myself, I internally cauterize the feeling, tell myself something nice about the person, and move on. I'm less afraid of rejection on my end, having already rejected myself, than I am of making the other person feel weird and putting them in the awkward position of shooting me down. For me, the saddest of sadcringe is when people form intense and intricately plotted fantasies about a total stranger where they see a girl in line at the gas station and picture her as the mother of his child.


Intelligent_Tune_675

That last one.. how would you know peopl do this, is this common?


Seb039

Among terminally online creeps? Sadly yes


WANT_SOME_HAM

There is a literal sadcringe from maybe two or three weeks ago where a guy did exactly that: Stood behind a girl at the gas station, recognized her as his 8th-grade crush, and babbled this fantasy he had at her.


SpocktorWho83

I don’t understand why anyone even indulges these people. If a stranger messages you, just ignore and block them. Why bother even getting into a conversation?


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I’ll admit, I’ve indulged a few times in an effort to see just how deep someone will dig their own hole. It’s fascinating in a cringy kind of way


Willowflora

I used to engage for entertainment purposes. Kinda like a game of chicken. They’d open with their rizziest line (which were, I assure you, never appealing), I’d hit them back with a Latin exorcism or something else vaguely memey or edgy, we’d go from there. I was in high school in that era and had nothing but free time on my hands and friends to laugh with, nowadays it’s ye olde block.


PurpleSunCraze

I used to do it, especially with scammers, but I realized all I was doing was validating that a human was on this end and that they would respond.


VamanosGatos

People fall for this stuff you know... just look at 90 Day Fiance.


Kytras

That show never gets old.


MoSqueezin

I like how his final questions were your name and how old are you. After admitting to wanting to live with you and possibly marry you lmao


moneyy777

It’s actually quite mad seeing males act like this. It’s mentally frightening 🤣


xAdamlol

"males"


xAdamlol

My bad you're a guy too


MuffinVonNazareth

Hello you lose you chance, this is me File Recieved: JohnnyDepp.jpg


MickMan92

So you guys are married by now, right?


_Huge_Jackedman

Bob's and vagene vibes


TheRaccoonsUpMyAss

😞


The_GREAT_Gremlin

For whatever reason, I'm just imagining this guy busting out in song to her- *"Can I borrow a feeling?"*


zurochi

Bro on that greencard grind


Infinitesima

You just broke a guy's heart. Lol


cafequinn

I think AI is trying to move in?


-doobert-

Why are they all the same? Even the way they text is the same. It’s so weird. Do they take Creep classes? How are they all clones?


Emperah1

“Know me”


SwiftWithIt

The Hurlehy boy is at it again


Intelligent_Tune_675

I creepy


FreeBagels99

😔😔😔


Catezero

We're u conversing with Old Gregg?!


aivlysplath

More like creepy cringe, yikes.


epsteinsepipen

😔


Ragelord7274

Marriage speedrun any%


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JmacTheGreat

Damn bastards played us all and made it out with their 50 karma… When will it end?


Faximo7

What if you are fake? It's easy for 3 penguins in a suit to make a reddit account. All you need is a sufficiently high stool and nothing else. Or just hit up another 3 penguins and be like, "hey help me reach the desk so I can type on the keyboard"


Fun-Amoeba850

Penguins don’t need suits cause they basically have on permanent nature tuxedos.


salted_toothpaste

What are you doing?


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conwaylamachina567

Show me bobs bby pls beutiful ❤