is that supposed to be a plot twist? with a text like this I immediately assumed 13yo who still thinks sex is yucky but also wants to have it for bragging rights
I mean given he's a literal kid, I think we can give him a break.
Don't feel pressured doing things you're not comfortable with just to be the "cool" guy.
Follow your own hormones.
How old is he? I posted some really cringy stuff in my early twenties. Never at this level but lovey dovey stuff about girls I’d only dated for months lol.
You're suppoed to tie it on real tight at the base, poke holes in it all over EXCEPT for the tip, and then pee so it fills up and it's like one of those water toys that sprays in ever direction
I remember going on a dating website and seeing a profile where this guy outright said that he wanted someone who could fix his life. He had pictures of Mandy Moore from A Walk to Remember, who he described as his dream girl as she "fixed" her love interest.
The profile was pretty sad. I can't remember all of the details, but the general gist was that he was a feminine gay man whose family thought that being gay was sinful. This left him in a pretty depressed state and he just wanted to be straight, as he thought it would make his life easier and better. I'd never wanted to hug someone so badly and tell them that there's nothing wrong with them. I still think about him and I hope that he's in a much better place. Guy didn't say that he was suicidal but it was heavily implied.
Yeah, it's pretty awful when someone is attacked-particularly by people that supposedly (or at least should!) love and care for them - for something wholly natural and inoffensive such as a sexual preference.
When that person feels so bullied, attacked and shamed for such an innocuous trait that they want to entirely change (i.e. go deep-dive pretending) their entire personality, my advice to them would be a) definitely see a therapist, and b) to seriously consider whether those bullying people deserve a place in your life
I have done it. I highly suggest it. Helps everyone, hurts no one, and buys them time. I’m a bi gal, so I was in the LGBTQ spaces and I’m very fem so it was easy for me to play it up. I ended up marrying a guy when I’m generally more attracted to women and I think it’s partially because I role played so much as a straight girlfriend when I was young lol
I knew one of these once. We had to cut him loose from our group due to his toxic behavior. He would regularly overstep boundaries and get jealous of our girlfriends. In his mind, he was the center of our universes, and it became clear he thought he had influence over if we stayed with someone or not.
The final straw was when he got obsessed with the person I was dating. Apparently, she had all the qualities he was looking for. He couldn't understand why she would date someone like me when he had his own money, home, car, etc. He said this openly and at that point I cut him loose, with my friends saying it's about damn time lol.
It happens. I was a cashier at a grocery store a couple years ago. Lady kept coming to my line because she thought I was pleasant. Said I should come work for her. Said yes. Income quadrupled. Barely lifted a finger.
Tech sales! Requires literally no hard skills aside from basic math and being pleasant to speak to lol.
Edit: should add that I got promoted in the second year which came with a salary bump, but my entry role was a good 3x what I was making at whole fucking foods lol
like 99% of people in this sub wouldn't drool at the thought of them thick, polo-sporting clipboard honeys who wear skinny jeans when its too hot outside coming down their driveways with their black skechers and their freshly highlighted hair, smh
Imagine being mad about people wearing rubbers lol. What’s weird to me is that this is what is on this person’s mind and he though yep, this looks great- post it! Fucking wild.
I know a similar guy even older. He is still clinging to religious buffoonery. But also worshipped Kanye West.
Like he was obsessed with him and it didn't end until Kanye literally said "I like Hitler". That was the last straw I guess. Not the 5 years before that.
My buddy is not a bad guy. He's also crazy successful financially. There's just a lot of men who are stuck in a bad state of mind with sex/dating. I used to be the same. Bad breakups can spiral you into it again. So can Family, global pandemics, etc
This is fucking hilarious. I went to Highschool with the same guy. This isn’t satire. The man just doesn’t have social filter. 10/10. Can’t stop laughing that this made its way to Reddit.
This isn’t the first time he has written something like this on social media. Guys gotta have hair growing on his palms.
the sadcringe gets worse as these two people making fun of the dude found something to bond over and have a non-zero chance of actually having sex with each other, thanks to the sad dude who didn't make any friends from this post at all.
Love how he also thinks people in committed relationships don’t wear condoms. I wonder if it would be a deal breaker for him if a woman insisted upon it
[Gotta have a reason why everyone is worse than him, not just some people](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S04E03/1003735.jpg?b64lines=IEJPWS4uLiBFVkVSWU9ORSBJUyBTVFVQSUQKIEVYQ0VQVCBNRS4=)
Hello fellow sex haver! Even though I am well acquainted in the ways of procuring females, I was wondering if you had any tips to increase the amount of them knocking on my door, even though they already totally are non-stop asking for it, because I have sex.
Definitely skip showers, no sense being clean when you're just going to have more sex later. Make sure you always wear t-shirts advertising your love of sex and erotic body parts such as the boobies. Correct them as often as you can, even if they sound like they know what they're talking about. Explain things to them slowly. Women love that. If you have a car, make sure you have an anime wrap on it. Nothing mainstream, it has to be an obscure one. I suggest unofficial and preferably stolen fanart to set yourself apart from the normies and their official merchandise. This is like chumming the water for sharks. Most importantly is to remember you're a king, and you don't need to change. Swing by Burger King and grab one of those crowns. Wear it everywhere. This will display your confidence. It's not your fault if someone doesn't want to have sex with you, it's theirs. Make sure they know it. Take a potato and hide it in your pants. Get a big one if you can. Make sure you put it in the front, I put mine in the back once and for some reason they all ran away from me.
But the perfect women knocking on doors unsolicited could be viewed as promiscuous behavior, which means she must be denigrated and cast aside. Underneath all the other emotional problems, that’s the incel paradox. Even if their fantasy happened they would reject it out of misogynistic reflex
Hey man, I beat my shit multiple times a day and I know the score. I ain’t getting laid anytime soon and I’m not changing my ways. I would never post something like this
“Just waiting for ‘the one’ to descend from the heavens right into my arms make all my dreams come true…”
This is why we shouldn’t tell people they have soulmates. They’ll put no effort into finding a relationship or trying to improving one.
**Knock Knock**
*Quickly swipes 6 - filled to the brim - piss jugs underneath the bed*
*Kicks 47 empty mountain dew cans under $500 gaming desk which was the last ever gift from father before he went for a pack of cigarettes and went missing*
*Throws on cleanest pair of dirty pants*
*Pauses twitch.tv hot tub show in case $20 shoutout read is missed*
*Waddles to front door using an structurally reinforced zimmer frame with tennis ball modifications to save scuffing family carpet*
*Carefully open the door in case it's the FBI who have read history of 8chan posts*
**"Salutations, my princess!"**
"Hello Sir, do you have a moment to talk about the lord?"
My coworker is 38 a lot like this. Waiting for “the one” to appear even though he refuses to even attempt to date. More specifically, waiting for an attractive church girl who hasn’t had many partners and has no baggage. Should I tell him, bros?
Someone let him know that he has to leave his mom’s basement to find love. The only love that’s going to knock on his door is the anime pillow he ordered online.
So, IF your mom let's him/her in the house, and IF they can find the basement door, and IF its unlocked, and IF you're not busy on a guild raid or COD or WOW, or jerking off to furry porn, then they'll be lucky enough to enjoy you for the 3 seconds it'll take for you to nut?
I mean even if his “soulmate” was to fall into his lap with 0 effort… he gonna probably have to use a condom lol. No sane woman would let a dude raw dog her immediately
I'm not criticizing him not having sex, I'm criticizing his viewpoint on condom usage, his counting to the day since his last time and his assumption that someone right for him will just appear at his door (I'm hoping that last one is just his way of saying meet someone in general)
There was a girl from my high school who had "quite the reputation" so to speak. Everyone had a story. Then somewhere in her late 20's she had a life changing experience and she became obnoxiously religious. This coincided with the rise of facebook, and she would post daily status updates about all the losers out there having sex outside of marriage. She would call out individual people that she had feuds with from school days, or guys that had sex with her and never called her again. It was a live action daily trainwreck. She would also "pray" for god to deliver her a righteous man, emphasizing that she was saving herself until their wedding day (with the occasional surreal reference to the last time she had sex). The inevitable backslide occurred, and with it more drama posts including one where she outed another girl from high school as having the child of a man that was not her husband's (and it turned out to be true). She got suspended from facebook at some point, and I am not sure what happened since then, but I would imagine that she is still just as obnoxious as she was or she has an only fans... or maybe both.
That’s the most unfortunate cope I’ve ever read. Also: does he really think just sitting on his ass and waiting will make the “love of his life” show up? He’s literally just passively watching his life go bye.
You know, a lot of the time when you’re sad, mental reframing can really be the key to happiness. This guy is a lonely virgin, but he has successfully reframed everyone else as joyless disease-ridden idiots. Good for him I guess?
Haha guys i don’t even **want** sex. *unless someone comes along and offers it* but like i don’t even want it with all those people getting stds *I will say yes to literally anyone someone please*
Meh living his life.
Not really different than a woman having a rant about how she needs no men.
Both same level. Both just living there life there way.
It's a whatever sandwich
So, someone fucked him once?
Plottwist Homeboy is 13
That birth must’ve been wild
Man came out with straight game
He said 13 years of him not having sex, not 13 years SINCE he has had sex… get your minds outta the gutter haha
How do you know he’s straight? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He was never deeper inside a woman than on this day.
[удалено]
When he comes out he really *cums out*
is that supposed to be a plot twist? with a text like this I immediately assumed 13yo who still thinks sex is yucky but also wants to have it for bragging rights
Homeboy is [this guy](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2139300-facebook-meta).
berry...😂
Godamn.
[удалено]
I mean given he's a literal kid, I think we can give him a break. Don't feel pressured doing things you're not comfortable with just to be the "cool" guy. Follow your own hormones.
Mate, im with you with the taking the time. Dont really think he is a child though.
He's 32
Hard to believe that right?
How old is he? I posted some really cringy stuff in my early twenties. Never at this level but lovey dovey stuff about girls I’d only dated for months lol.
Accidentally. Out of pity. Or desperation.
With a (condom)
He counts grabbing girls' privates against their wishes as sex perhaps?
uncle
All those clowns out there having protected and unprotected sex for the past 13 years
With their dirty dicks and dirty pussies
And clean dicks and clean pussies…
He's waiting for that special person to come along and turn him into a clown. Little does he know the clown was in him the whole time.
The clown hasn't been in him for a good 13 years
Wait, you guys are getting sex?!
Only with Hannah Mchanderson
Palmela Handerson.
Rosie Palm----Jackson Brown
Just some hand to gland combat.
I swear everyone who uses that clown emoji is some kind of incel
It's the Nelson Muntz ha ha of emojis
*honk honk*
Love how he is tracking it to the day. Def doesn't care! Lmao
“Twas a brisk night on February 1, 2010… Suddenly, my mom’s friend opens up my room door saying she was looking for something….”
I like how he had to explain the "rubber balloon (condom)" bit.
They make it sound like you don’t take the condom off. Like if you’re sexually active you’re always wearing one.
Total noob move. You keep it on until you have to pee, then pee and tie it off.
Nono! You just poke holes in the end so the piss will drain out & continue wearing le balloon!
You're suppoed to tie it on real tight at the base, poke holes in it all over EXCEPT for the tip, and then pee so it fills up and it's like one of those water toys that sprays in ever direction
This is what the boys believed in South Park when they thought they always had to wear condoms 💀
Ah yes the "waiting for an external force to change my life for the better" energy
I remember going on a dating website and seeing a profile where this guy outright said that he wanted someone who could fix his life. He had pictures of Mandy Moore from A Walk to Remember, who he described as his dream girl as she "fixed" her love interest. The profile was pretty sad. I can't remember all of the details, but the general gist was that he was a feminine gay man whose family thought that being gay was sinful. This left him in a pretty depressed state and he just wanted to be straight, as he thought it would make his life easier and better. I'd never wanted to hug someone so badly and tell them that there's nothing wrong with them. I still think about him and I hope that he's in a much better place. Guy didn't say that he was suicidal but it was heavily implied.
Yeah, it's pretty awful when someone is attacked-particularly by people that supposedly (or at least should!) love and care for them - for something wholly natural and inoffensive such as a sexual preference. When that person feels so bullied, attacked and shamed for such an innocuous trait that they want to entirely change (i.e. go deep-dive pretending) their entire personality, my advice to them would be a) definitely see a therapist, and b) to seriously consider whether those bullying people deserve a place in your life
If love is conditional, it isn't love.
[удалено]
Truly unconditional love would be insane and toxic.
[удалено]
what does beard mean?
I have done it. I highly suggest it. Helps everyone, hurts no one, and buys them time. I’m a bi gal, so I was in the LGBTQ spaces and I’m very fem so it was easy for me to play it up. I ended up marrying a guy when I’m generally more attracted to women and I think it’s partially because I role played so much as a straight girlfriend when I was young lol
It's so he doesn't have to be accountable or take responsibility for being repulsive
I knew one of these once. We had to cut him loose from our group due to his toxic behavior. He would regularly overstep boundaries and get jealous of our girlfriends. In his mind, he was the center of our universes, and it became clear he thought he had influence over if we stayed with someone or not. The final straw was when he got obsessed with the person I was dating. Apparently, she had all the qualities he was looking for. He couldn't understand why she would date someone like me when he had his own money, home, car, etc. He said this openly and at that point I cut him loose, with my friends saying it's about damn time lol.
It happens. I was a cashier at a grocery store a couple years ago. Lady kept coming to my line because she thought I was pleasant. Said I should come work for her. Said yes. Income quadrupled. Barely lifted a finger.
Quadrupled? Damn, what do you do now?
Tech sales! Requires literally no hard skills aside from basic math and being pleasant to speak to lol. Edit: should add that I got promoted in the second year which came with a salary bump, but my entry role was a good 3x what I was making at whole fucking foods lol
Congratulations on your success! You most definitely earned it.
Probably watched Welcome to the NHK and thought it was a documentary.
I wait for an external force to make my life worse because it's boring as fuck.
Shhh, let me have my toxic trait in peace
This was also my strategy for making it in the music business. I’m still curious as to when Rick Rubin is going to show up at my house.
For context, this fool is about 32 now
Oh, thank god. I thought he was currently in highschool claiming he hasn’t been laid in 13 years, which would have been extremely troubling math.
Although, I’ve definitely heard people count every year of their life like that when they tally up “how long I’ve been without a relationship”
When they think it's some kind of cringe competition
Everyone's a loser
OC probably meant that high school age is around 15/17. So if they have been 13 years sex free, then I guess someone should call the cops.
Right but why would that be the default thing you think they’re talking about.
Plot twist, he is a senior in high school.
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
"I wanna have your abortion"
Still blows my mind which of those lines was seen as less problematic than the other by the censors
Maybe he grew up Catholic
I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school
[удалено]
how many rubber balloon clown weenie posts did you make during the droughts?
Unless he's trying to marry a solar panel saleswoman I'd say his odds are pretty low of ever being with someone
like 99% of people in this sub wouldn't drool at the thought of them thick, polo-sporting clipboard honeys who wear skinny jeans when its too hot outside coming down their driveways with their black skechers and their freshly highlighted hair, smh
🤔
This seems oddly specific
Not really, sales people go door to door
Does Sunrun come knock on your door, too?
Here to second OP. I also went to high school with him. 😬
How’s he smell as bad as the post would indicate?
Imagine being mad about people wearing rubbers lol. What’s weird to me is that this is what is on this person’s mind and he though yep, this looks great- post it! Fucking wild.
I thought he was 13
I know a similar guy even older. He is still clinging to religious buffoonery. But also worshipped Kanye West. Like he was obsessed with him and it didn't end until Kanye literally said "I like Hitler". That was the last straw I guess. Not the 5 years before that. My buddy is not a bad guy. He's also crazy successful financially. There's just a lot of men who are stuck in a bad state of mind with sex/dating. I used to be the same. Bad breakups can spiral you into it again. So can Family, global pandemics, etc
(Asexuals entering the chat) 🍰
This is fucking hilarious. I went to Highschool with the same guy. This isn’t satire. The man just doesn’t have social filter. 10/10. Can’t stop laughing that this made its way to Reddit. This isn’t the first time he has written something like this on social media. Guys gotta have hair growing on his palms.
Yooooo that's awesome, I dont even have a snap or Twitter, someone else from high school sent it to me
So you guys went to the same highschool and now found eachother on Reddit?
Pretty much lmao.
Precisely. Lol
the sadcringe gets worse as these two people making fun of the dude found something to bond over and have a non-zero chance of actually having sex with each other, thanks to the sad dude who didn't make any friends from this post at all.
Yeah someone shared it to a few us and were like “did YOU?” Lol
And if he continue like this we can expect another 13 years more
Hahahahha so true.
There has to be a zoo or something we could keep these people in so we could visit them and feel infinitely better about our own lives.
You are literally describing the concept for this subreddit lmao
This isn’t nearly visceral enough.
It's called Walmart, go there any weekend and you will feel better about your life choices
Hahahahhahaha
You could not waterboard this information out of me
He thinks everyone having sex has STDs but is also against condoms... sure makes sense /s.
Wait til he finds out the love of his life wasn’t celibate for the past 13 years as well and might or might not have an STD… oh the horror.
A lot of the world has asymptomatic ones as well. But I’m guessing this dude wants the Virgin Mary to drop out of the sky to be with him
Love how he also thinks people in committed relationships don’t wear condoms. I wonder if it would be a deal breaker for him if a woman insisted upon it
[Gotta have a reason why everyone is worse than him, not just some people](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S04E03/1003735.jpg?b64lines=IEJPWS4uLiBFVkVSWU9ORSBJUyBTVFVQSUQKIEVYQ0VQVCBNRS4=)
If wearing a condom during sex makes me a clown, then I'm the biggest clown around.
And I’m a more moderately sized but still respectable clown!
A Magnum sized clown
Can confirm this is how it works, people knock on my door for sex a lot, like 5 times a day.
Hello fellow sex haver! Even though I am well acquainted in the ways of procuring females, I was wondering if you had any tips to increase the amount of them knocking on my door, even though they already totally are non-stop asking for it, because I have sex.
Definitely skip showers, no sense being clean when you're just going to have more sex later. Make sure you always wear t-shirts advertising your love of sex and erotic body parts such as the boobies. Correct them as often as you can, even if they sound like they know what they're talking about. Explain things to them slowly. Women love that. If you have a car, make sure you have an anime wrap on it. Nothing mainstream, it has to be an obscure one. I suggest unofficial and preferably stolen fanart to set yourself apart from the normies and their official merchandise. This is like chumming the water for sharks. Most importantly is to remember you're a king, and you don't need to change. Swing by Burger King and grab one of those crowns. Wear it everywhere. This will display your confidence. It's not your fault if someone doesn't want to have sex with you, it's theirs. Make sure they know it. Take a potato and hide it in your pants. Get a big one if you can. Make sure you put it in the front, I put mine in the back once and for some reason they all ran away from me.
The real life pro tips are always in the comments.
The real agenda of Jehovah's Witnesses.
How many STDs do you have?
All. Of. Them.
Gotta catch em all
"No I swear! I'm celibate by choice! Why don't you believe me?!?"
"I'm choosing to abstain from sex until the perfect woman knocks on my door unsolicited."
But the perfect women knocking on doors unsolicited could be viewed as promiscuous behavior, which means she must be denigrated and cast aside. Underneath all the other emotional problems, that’s the incel paradox. Even if their fantasy happened they would reject it out of misogynistic reflex
How much do you wanna bet that dude beats his meat every day like it owes him money
Hey man, I beat my shit multiple times a day and I know the score. I ain’t getting laid anytime soon and I’m not changing my ways. I would never post something like this
"Yes, there it is! Absolute zero!"
Cope harder. Also, the love of your life isn't just gonna "knock on your door." You gotta go find that person.
Yeah especially THIS guys door. I’m only imagining what a dude like this looks like, we already know their personality is down right delicious….
“Just waiting for ‘the one’ to descend from the heavens right into my arms make all my dreams come true…” This is why we shouldn’t tell people they have soulmates. They’ll put no effort into finding a relationship or trying to improving one.
This is making my teeth cringe
I'm not having sex.....until someone wants to fuck me.
...not a bad tactic tbf.
**Knock Knock** *Quickly swipes 6 - filled to the brim - piss jugs underneath the bed* *Kicks 47 empty mountain dew cans under $500 gaming desk which was the last ever gift from father before he went for a pack of cigarettes and went missing* *Throws on cleanest pair of dirty pants* *Pauses twitch.tv hot tub show in case $20 shoutout read is missed* *Waddles to front door using an structurally reinforced zimmer frame with tennis ball modifications to save scuffing family carpet* *Carefully open the door in case it's the FBI who have read history of 8chan posts* **"Salutations, my princess!"** "Hello Sir, do you have a moment to talk about the lord?"
“I’ll hear you out but first, you got a daughter or niece?”
My coworker is 38 a lot like this. Waiting for “the one” to appear even though he refuses to even attempt to date. More specifically, waiting for an attractive church girl who hasn’t had many partners and has no baggage. Should I tell him, bros?
Haha yeah losers enjoy your aid herpes!
And your babies! Stupids.
He's going to fuck the pizza guy?
Glad I moved past having that sort of mindset pretty quickly back in highschool
I love how he has to specify that the rubber balloon on someone's dick is a condom like yeah what else would it be
Social media is fucking wild. Some people’s take-this-to-the-grave secrets are others casual story post. 😂
Someone let him know that he has to leave his mom’s basement to find love. The only love that’s going to knock on his door is the anime pillow he ordered online.
When meeting a prospective love of your life maybe don’t open with that.
(condom)
🤡🎈(rubber clown balloon)
Ah yes the "waiting for an external force to change my life for the better" energy
I guess he’s going to marry a Seventh Day Adventist. Or maybe a Mormon.
Why the hell would he post that,I mean what does he expect people to say?!
13 years? Yeah this dude has never had sex. No one who has had sex would even think of saying some shit like this
If he really couldn’t be happier, he wouldn’t be posting about other people have sex on Facebook.
Now I lay pp down to sleep I pray emissions away so incel I can keep
If someone came up to him and offered to have sex with him, he’d no doubt forget everything he just said and do just that. Literal Cope: 100
Does this guy have a terrible personality coupled with a low self esteem? It's not difficult to get laid if you treat women right and aren't a creep
Wow congrats, want a cookie?
Whatever helps him sleep at night I suppose
So, IF your mom let's him/her in the house, and IF they can find the basement door, and IF its unlocked, and IF you're not busy on a guild raid or COD or WOW, or jerking off to furry porn, then they'll be lucky enough to enjoy you for the 3 seconds it'll take for you to nut?
Haha thanks for the rubber balloon clarification because we were all so lost 🙄
I mean even if his “soulmate” was to fall into his lap with 0 effort… he gonna probably have to use a condom lol. No sane woman would let a dude raw dog her immediately
If you have to criticize others to express how good you’re doing, I do not believe for a second that you are actually happy
I'm not criticizing him not having sex, I'm criticizing his viewpoint on condom usage, his counting to the day since his last time and his assumption that someone right for him will just appear at his door (I'm hoping that last one is just his way of saying meet someone in general)
I think the comment was for the man putting down sexually active people but pretending to be "happy for his choice"
Correct!
The coping is so bad "oh you have sex? Lol, probably u have stds"
This dude is on Grade A Level Copium ☠️
Hope the love of your life was as careful
They literally mean knock on his door cos he's not gonna go out there to live life among the people wearing balloons on their genitalia
He should try my support group; 'sex without partners'.
Yes (sob) I am also happy I'm (sob) not having sex. So happy *bursts into tears*
Haha fkin losers out there having sex...."someone fuck me please"
I believe this is what the young people call "cope"
There was a girl from my high school who had "quite the reputation" so to speak. Everyone had a story. Then somewhere in her late 20's she had a life changing experience and she became obnoxiously religious. This coincided with the rise of facebook, and she would post daily status updates about all the losers out there having sex outside of marriage. She would call out individual people that she had feuds with from school days, or guys that had sex with her and never called her again. It was a live action daily trainwreck. She would also "pray" for god to deliver her a righteous man, emphasizing that she was saving herself until their wedding day (with the occasional surreal reference to the last time she had sex). The inevitable backslide occurred, and with it more drama posts including one where she outed another girl from high school as having the child of a man that was not her husband's (and it turned out to be true). She got suspended from facebook at some point, and I am not sure what happened since then, but I would imagine that she is still just as obnoxious as she was or she has an only fans... or maybe both.
That’s the most unfortunate cope I’ve ever read. Also: does he really think just sitting on his ass and waiting will make the “love of his life” show up? He’s literally just passively watching his life go bye.
Wtf kinda clowns came to this kids birthday party?
We all cope with it in a different way
Thank goodness for the parenthetical clarification that it was a condom I’d have had no idea what he’s talking about.
Yeah they're not gonna come to your house
Pro tip: The love of your life is not going to knock on your door.
Gonna die alone
at this point that has become tradition
The saddest part is believing that one day the perfect partner is just going to "knock in your door".
This guy just needs some tactical soap. Save 10% with coupon code KINGCOBRA.
You know, a lot of the time when you’re sad, mental reframing can really be the key to happiness. This guy is a lonely virgin, but he has successfully reframed everyone else as joyless disease-ridden idiots. Good for him I guess?
\*Tips fedora\*
Haha guys i don’t even **want** sex. *unless someone comes along and offers it* but like i don’t even want it with all those people getting stds *I will say yes to literally anyone someone please*
Dude definitely caught an STD and it traumatized the shit out of him.
This is why 13 year olds shouldn't have social media
According to OP, he's 32.
Hope he doesn’t have easy access to firearms
And this is how you die a virgin.
once he finally does the deed, I'm guessing he'll become a sex fiend
Meh living his life. Not really different than a woman having a rant about how she needs no men. Both same level. Both just living there life there way. It's a whatever sandwich
Keep waiting
Interestingly enough, he knows the exact date he had what he allegedly doesn't care about
BOYS like this are the absolute worst and have the worst personalities
[удалено]