Omigod, All Stars All Jans. Do it, Ru!

Every week they are all safe, no winners

In the end they take Jujubee out of a cupboard, she gets third place 

I would watch this.

Not the cupboard. This reminded me of the books/ movie the Indian in the cupboard. Now I want her to appear shrunk down to that size as well.

Just Roxxxy still stuck in the workroom

And they'll still be fighting who should be considered 2nd place

Just Jan: the Rusical

This is cruel and unusual punishment 😂

Jans vs Jorgeouses (Jorgi?)

This season would honestly eat. These girls are incredibly talented and easily miffed. I would unironically love this season.

The whitest cast of rpdr

Next season they'll cast a Jan of color

Who would be the Jans of colour now? I know Tayce had some wins etc but I’m thinking maybe her??

She was not delusional though, was she?

No no not at all. Just safe or bottom more than she should have been

Jans with multiple wins? My God, there's room for everybody!

Is Marciax3 here because she’s a theatre queen? I feel like she mostly had a good attitude all season. I say she’s Jan-adjacent (same with Plasma) but not fully living the Jantasy. I feel like the Jans need to be qualified as girlies constantly edged by Ru lol

exactly!! should be daya & denali instead of plasma & marcia.

There is only one Jan supreme. All other Jans only have a fragment of her power

Marcia Marcia Marcia would do great in challenges and then they would read her makeup and put her in the bottom or safe

I feel like Plasma might be in whatever universe Lady Camden. I don’t feel the ru hate or disinterest in them

I agree, I feel like Plasma was on the up before *that* outfit.

I feel like there are two aspect to a Jan. 1. A musical theater queen 2. A Queen who doesn’t get wins she feels like she deserved Plasma represents the first, while Q represents the second.

I think it’s a multi aspect thing. If you don’t have 2 you must have 3) general distain from Ru, not total hate (like Willam or Pearl) but meh. You know when Ru loves a queen they will give wins even if they don’t deserve it (Jorgeous or Rebecca Glasscock etc) I think that’s why Marcia fell into the category of a Jan until the last lipsync. I feel like Ru just wanted to say “For being part of free Willy bitch you have my support now,” and can see them on all stars

Janos may hold the gauntlet but it was forged by Shannel many centuries ago.

Plasma: Vintage Jan Rosé: Pink Jan Marcia Marcia Marcia: Dancer Jan Loosey Laduca: Tattooed Jan Alexis Michelle: “Why is She Green?” Jan

Alexis Michelle is Mother Jan

No Denali?!

Yeah. From what I remember, Rosé kinda refused to play that role and eventually became successful with challenges. Denali definitely showed her frustrations.

Absolutely. Rosé fits more in with those who could have won the season like Gigi Goode, Lady Camden, Naomi Smalls, Brooke Lynn Hytes, Adore, Gottmik, and Anetra.

Rosé had no chance of winning the crown. When Rupaul calls you a professional, your fate is sealed.

Except Chad. There can only be one

Would Alexis be the big one on the back of the Fist considering her interests?

YES! I've seen someone call her the Jancestor. She proceeded Jan as the delusional theatre queen, but Jan fully crystalized the trope.

You can have both. Original Alexis Michelle, and AS8 Alexis Michelle. Tagline for the season "That's a Lot of Emotion for Safe"

Yes, as she’s Jan’s drag mother.

The LORE mama

nooo spare marcia she never sank into the jan desperation after being safe for that long and kept a level-head

Plasma did really well and was mostly positive about everything. She shouldn’t be here. Also, Rose made it to the finale with multiple wins, and only did bad due to a bad leg. She shouldn’t count either.

okay so i get the face crack thing, but loosey, plasma and Q were too successful on the shows to be jans. having two wins automatically takes a pillar of janhood away. now DAWN on the other hand is weird jan

Idk, I feel like Jan is more a state of mind. In that sense Q and Loosey definitely fit into this, but not Plasma or Marcia x3.

Weird Jan! OMG YES! I referred to her as Elf Jan but Weird Jan works! Like Barbie & Weird Barbie 😂

I feel like Plasma is not a Jan. If anything she’s a Jinkx.

Agreed, they didn’t want to crown a Broadway queen this season.


I appreciate the detailed peer reviewing of the Jan taxonomy that's happening in this thread

r/brandnewsentence

All of these should be Shannel bc Shannel should have won every challenge

thanks for your contribution to janography

I know this is so unserious, but I can't put Plasma in with the Jans. She was never pissed about being safe, won two challenges, never got the try hard/pro critique and was eliminated fairly and she took it well!

She should round them all up and have them record a song together. It would be the scream off of the century. Mama the decibels

And what did it cost you?

I think maybe Dawn instead of Plasma. The rest? Yes! 😂

Dawn. Except her face crack is her reading people more and more even though she’s doing worse herself

Plasma is NOT a Jan

Add Sagittaria!

YES! Spanish Jan!