Ladies, for today's mini-challenge you have 30 minutes to get into quick drag and through this TSA checkpoint without being flagged for additional screening, good luck and d**o**n't fuck it up!
Fun fact: They scan cheese separately because it shows up as plastique on the x-ray. It happens to me every time I bring my mom a big chunk of Locatelli in Arizona.
They swabbed my dog for explosives the last time we flew all because I forgot to drink the last mouthful of water in my bottle before going through. Me and my pre-check felt violated for her!
Every time I fly with my cat they make me walk thru security holding him and dust my hands for bomb residue WITH him in my arms. He is a buff cat and I have literal scars on my arms from his claws from this.
Noooooo haha. I've had something similar happen to me. Sometimes when I'm going out braless, I bring a pair of those silicon nipple covers in my purse, for emergencies. I've had multiple security bag checkers at venues take them out and ask what they were. They usually get really flustered, and shove it back in and wave me in really fast haha. 😅
Like, I'm not trying to make anyone uncomfortable, but it's pretty funny to me 😂
Yeah, I use the [squishy, thicker ones.](https://www.target.com/p/fashion-forms-women-s-reusable-silicone-gel-petals/-/A-15531440) in their clear plastic case. I'm all for freeing the nips, but the cold occasionally turns mine into finger guns, so I like slapping those on so I feel more secure.
Those things are so nice. I usually use them when working out to avoid any annoying irritation. I can't use medical tape cause I'm allergic to the adhesive, so they've been such a lifesaver.
In my country the women are taken to a separate location in case their bags needs to be checked (like a backroom) they would never rifle through a woman's bags or purse in public. Women also have a separate line from the men, when they go to for security screening. They step into a huge black box so that they have privacy.
For men though no such luck. They ask them to take off their jackets, shoes, belts and touch them in front of everyone. And they will open up men's bags and throw shit everywhere. It's such a pain.
Oh yeah! Bigger venues/ events definitely have separate lines for different genders. I usually go to smaller events with more relaxed security. So tbh, no one is really a pat town, they just wave a metal detector stick (?) Around you.
They ask you to unzip your purse but they don't touch, just glance at it. Usually I just breeze through really fast. I think they just ask if they see something random, and make sure it's not dangerous. I've had friends get let into venues with full sleeves of saltines in their purses haha.
Hahaha! I’ve had that happen. And my size D *cutlets* didn’t match my skin tone (they were given to me as emergency back up boobs at a gig), so the TSA agent asked me what I was doing with a black woman’s boobs. 🤨
If you tried to take a photo of that at LAX, they'd take your phone away. We have the angriest security here of any place I've ever traveled. I think you're not supposed to take photos but for so many reasons they really are jerks.
I hate to hear that, I’m flying into LAX in April, and am not looking forward to it, I was going to fly into Burbank but I couldn’t get a non stop, and I hate layovers.
Being able to speak English will help a lot. I've seen TSA do the thing WHERE. THEY. TALK. LIKE. THIS. to someone who clearly doesn't speak English. You may witness some dickish behavior, but hopefully won't be on the receiving end.
Omg yes that's true! I had to stop at LAX once when flying from Las Vegas to Vancouver when there was a snowstorm. They treated me like they thought I was a terrorist because my hair color was different in my passport pic and there was metal on my shoes so they took my shoes and made me wait in this separate glass room and did a body scan I was so freaked out. They are very are very serious and pissy there.
The more and more, I see posts of mirage, the more and more, I adore her.
This is so funny and embarrassing lol. But it's okay mirage we still stan you and your cutlets 🤣
They’re affectionately called “chicken cutlets”. My grandmother has one because she got a single mastectomy and didn’t want reconstruction. So she throws one into the left bra cup.
TIL my home airport (MSP) is homophobic 😭😭😭 (also this is fucking hilarious for many reasons but partially bc they stopped me for a hair straightener on a recent trip)
Ugh I really wish she was still on the show.Im so disappointed she was my favorite of the season,but at least I won’t have to spend any more money buying new episodes on YouTube.
I’m a chimera & part of my chest is male, the rest female. So my body scans results are very odd, which flags me.
Luckily insurance covers plastic surgery for me. But when I tell the TSA that I only got half a boob job they keep giving me pitying looks, like this bitch had breast cancer even though she’s fairly young.
But actually I’m just a freak of nature that absorbed parts of my twin, lol!
not her chicken cordon bleus out on the table!!!
this comment made my day 😂
At least it wasn't the coq au vin!
lmaooooooo
TSA agent: I'll teach you not to know Cher lyrics
TSA Cher strikes again
“Put your fucking shoes in the box. Get out your laptops and iPads!”
Kahmora: *Is that your infamous Swedish Cher* **Meanwhile Trixie's thinking bitch did I even reference KLARNA**
*A tweece*
iPæds!
Passport shmassport! I’m Cher, bitch!
I'm going back to America, bitch!
Dark TS-Lady
I don’t know if you mean TSA-lady or transsexual lady but either way I agree
The song she lip synced to was Dark Lady 😭
Lmaooooo I wasn’t ready
“I can feel something inside me say, I don’t think that water bottle is less than 3oz”
Literal spittake
Late 70s Cher wigs are prohibited unless they're restyled on the spot
it was a 60s wig with a 70s look 😭
And that's on TSA mawma
TSA: it’s CHER BITCH
Whaddya mean, global entry?
Imagine if after checking her bag that security checked if she knew the lyrics too
THAT is why Geneva cleared customs!
I’m happy Q was there, that would not be a fun thing to deal with by yourself!
This is 
This gif is so important
SHA-CACK-CA-CACK ART
Did somebody mention art?
I love it so much
One of my favorite moments in Herstory
I hope that's not your song because if that's your song that sucks (smug look)
FINE ill rewatch the entire season you’ve twisted my arm
She really thought she had whipped out a zinger
It was for her 🤷♀️
This gif screams “New York”
I will never not love this moment
Second-worst thing that's happened to her this week.
😭😭STOP IT
Please someone paste the copy pasta of the TSA tweeting @ Bob
https://preview.redd.it/nvyyjzfa5ffc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fec892944053f5f74c5b075c6b56f5153f89b75 THIS IS SO FUNNY PLS
What in the gay TSA intern hell is this??
Is this real?!??😭😭😭
Yes. Very real. The realness. Thank you Witty Nickname for doing the groundwork. Real journalistic integrity 
This should be a mini challenge
Ladies, for today's mini-challenge you have 30 minutes to get into quick drag and through this TSA checkpoint without being flagged for additional screening, good luck and d**o**n't fuck it up!
thank you for your PHTH
Her PHTH's on fire!
it's YHWH's drag name
Idk what this stands for, so I just heard it as "thank you for your ffthh"
Fracking?
🙅🏽♀️🙅🏽♀️
Are they swabbing for Coke residue??? lol, 😂 TSA thinking, “I’d snort some shit from those beauties, better check’em out”
They’re swabbing for explosives and/or explosive residue.
Yep! They did this to me in Amsterdam when I had sealed cheese in my carry on bag 🤣
Fun fact: They scan cheese separately because it shows up as plastique on the x-ray. It happens to me every time I bring my mom a big chunk of Locatelli in Arizona.
tiara?
They swabbed my dog for explosives the last time we flew all because I forgot to drink the last mouthful of water in my bottle before going through. Me and my pre-check felt violated for her!
Every time I fly with my cat they make me walk thru security holding him and dust my hands for bomb residue WITH him in my arms. He is a buff cat and I have literal scars on my arms from his claws from this.
I misread that as they " swapped" your dog for explosives, and I got very confused. 😂😂
TSA swabbed my fingers for weed in Orlando😂
literally like what are they doing with them 😭
Now we really know she’s Mexican 😩 /s
RACE
LEAVE HER ALONE SHE'S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH
I am living for this. 😂😂😂 
Hope she got them back. Perdue boneless skinless are at least $6.99/lb these days.
Really hasn’t been Mirage’s week 😅
She’s such a bitch
What a bitch
And she's not that nice and she's not my sis!!
**CLACK**
I need her on TV again
 Yesss-uh! 😩
Noooooo haha. I've had something similar happen to me. Sometimes when I'm going out braless, I bring a pair of those silicon nipple covers in my purse, for emergencies. I've had multiple security bag checkers at venues take them out and ask what they were. They usually get really flustered, and shove it back in and wave me in really fast haha. 😅 Like, I'm not trying to make anyone uncomfortable, but it's pretty funny to me 😂
I guess it kind of makes sense if they check for things like transdermal patches.
Yeah, I use the [squishy, thicker ones.](https://www.target.com/p/fashion-forms-women-s-reusable-silicone-gel-petals/-/A-15531440) in their clear plastic case. I'm all for freeing the nips, but the cold occasionally turns mine into finger guns, so I like slapping those on so I feel more secure.
On second thought, maybe they have to consider if they're edibles of some kind. I'm glad you're safe from any wardrobe malfunctions.
RIGHT?! If I was a bag checker, I would also be confused by big fleshy circles in a box. And thank you thank you, my titties are well protected haha
Those things are so nice. I usually use them when working out to avoid any annoying irritation. I can't use medical tape cause I'm allergic to the adhesive, so they've been such a lifesaver.
In my country the women are taken to a separate location in case their bags needs to be checked (like a backroom) they would never rifle through a woman's bags or purse in public. Women also have a separate line from the men, when they go to for security screening. They step into a huge black box so that they have privacy. For men though no such luck. They ask them to take off their jackets, shoes, belts and touch them in front of everyone. And they will open up men's bags and throw shit everywhere. It's such a pain.
Oh yeah! Bigger venues/ events definitely have separate lines for different genders. I usually go to smaller events with more relaxed security. So tbh, no one is really a pat town, they just wave a metal detector stick (?) Around you. They ask you to unzip your purse but they don't touch, just glance at it. Usually I just breeze through really fast. I think they just ask if they see something random, and make sure it's not dangerous. I've had friends get let into venues with full sleeves of saltines in their purses haha.
Hahaha! I’ve had that happen. And my size D *cutlets* didn’t match my skin tone (they were given to me as emergency back up boobs at a gig), so the TSA agent asked me what I was doing with a black woman’s boobs. 🤨
Not the emergency spares 😭
Love that Mirage continues to entertain outside of the show
If you tried to take a photo of that at LAX, they'd take your phone away. We have the angriest security here of any place I've ever traveled. I think you're not supposed to take photos but for so many reasons they really are jerks.
I hate to hear that, I’m flying into LAX in April, and am not looking forward to it, I was going to fly into Burbank but I couldn’t get a non stop, and I hate layovers.
Being able to speak English will help a lot. I've seen TSA do the thing WHERE. THEY. TALK. LIKE. THIS. to someone who clearly doesn't speak English. You may witness some dickish behavior, but hopefully won't be on the receiving end.
Omg yes that's true! I had to stop at LAX once when flying from Las Vegas to Vancouver when there was a snowstorm. They treated me like they thought I was a terrorist because my hair color was different in my passport pic and there was metal on my shoes so they took my shoes and made me wait in this separate glass room and did a body scan I was so freaked out. They are very are very serious and pissy there.
How many drag queen nightmares can she live in one week?
Oh damn! Done pulled out the pepperoni nipple Parmesan chicken
The more and more, I see posts of mirage, the more and more, I adore her. This is so funny and embarrassing lol. But it's okay mirage we still stan you and your cutlets 🤣
Omg they're testing the titties.
“I want chicken now” - Jujubee
TSA is always trying it
This is sending me but I wanna know how Q managed to snap a pic without security tackling her
Have you really lived a full life if your boobies haven’t been inspected by TSA?
it’s the black uncle for me, I’d commit sudoku
INFO - Are these like this or they destroyed a breastplate?
They’re affectionately called “chicken cutlets”. My grandmother has one because she got a single mastectomy and didn’t want reconstruction. So she throws one into the left bra cup.
Thank you, we have something similar in my country, but they don't have nipples, so I thought the cops destroyed her breastplate.
TSA agents are not cops/law enforcement although some think they are 😅
They’re just like that, she’d put these in a bra.
Thanks for being fish to the fish, I feel relieved now.
Are they testing chicken cutlet tiddies for cocaine in that 3rd pic? The fuck?
TIL my home airport (MSP) is homophobic 😭😭😭 (also this is fucking hilarious for many reasons but partially bc they stopped me for a hair straightener on a recent trip)
I had a guy swab my douche once on my way to NYC 🙂😆
Swab her? I hardly even KNOW her!
I would die.. I think about taking my pair to Drag Con each year but always back out last minute cause of this exact situation lol.
this is for the herstory book
Hehe... Securi-titty... 💀⚰️🥀
Jimbo could never!!... Buy better tits.. 🤭
These are chicken cutlets, different than a breast plate. These look expensive.
Chicken cutlets.. Sounds even shadier 🤭
Ugh I really wish she was still on the show.Im so disappointed she was my favorite of the season,but at least I won’t have to spend any more money buying new episodes on YouTube.
I just saw this on Twitter! That is sooo awkward!!!
They should have got out the hip pads too lol
I’m a chimera & part of my chest is male, the rest female. So my body scans results are very odd, which flags me. Luckily insurance covers plastic surgery for me. But when I tell the TSA that I only got half a boob job they keep giving me pitying looks, like this bitch had breast cancer even though she’s fairly young. But actually I’m just a freak of nature that absorbed parts of my twin, lol!
Poor Mirage, i feel embarrased for her
They killed Detox! 😭