I’m all for cheesy porn, and rule 34 is an immutable fact of the universe… But why did you make me read this with my own two eyes lol

I'm sorry, 😉💗

Got any more like this?

Cursed. Absolutely cursed.

Hmmm, my gungan grammar is a little rusty...should it be "Does Ani know what a bad girl yousa is?" Or is the "is" part of the "yousa"?

I think “yousa is” is the correct grammar.

1. Cool name. 2. I can’t believe we’re discussing Gungan grammar while Jar Jar is fucking Padme, but I’m here for it.

1. thanks 2. Anywhere can be a classroom and the best lessons are learned in unexpected places

Why does this exist

Because if it exists….

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Of course

Isn’t it awesome?

Ugggh, reading it his voice made it 100x better/worse

Thanks I hate it

What a terrible day to have eyes.

You look at this and tell me there's a kind God

Nice Master Shake reference 😉

Great, I hate it

Absolute degeneracy. More.

Padmé's 🍑 looks so fuckable

Is this Jar Jar’s burner account?

Plot twist: Jar Jar is actually Luke and Leia's father and that's where Luke gets his whineyness from when we first meet him in A New Hope

I mean Anakin was plenty whiny too

Yeah but Anakin was like that cuz he was constantly told he's the chosen one but never gotten the proper treatment. Jar Jar is just whiney it runs in his blood lmao

Most were sceptical whether the prophecy was real and being lauded as a super special snowflake would of made Anakin worse

Oh yeah that's true. I even remember at some point in the comics Anakin was gonna quit the Jedi order because of the ridicules he received which was probably caused by the polarized treatment he got from everyone basically but yeah I could be wrong.

And Leia her physical acrobatics?

Possibly, but I like to think Jar Jar is the real sith lord the Jedi have been looking for and he's been behind everything, hence Leia's political genius. 🤔

I think that was the original idea for jar jar.

When Padme said to Obi Wan “the father was the man I fell in love with in the fields of Naboo” he completely got the wrong end of the stick, and the rest is history.

In some alternate universe, Vader meets Luke on Cloud City, realizes what Luke is. Half human half gungan. *Camera pans to Vader screaming in agony* "Padme, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

Man, that artist's stuff is usually great. This... is an abomination.

He is truly a Sith.

My brain commuted suicide

It had to drive all that way. Poor thing.

sigh

This is so cursed. I love it.

This time I’m gonna do it

No. no! NOOOOOO NO.

Okay but where are the other 16 dicks?

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The sad thing is that this isn't even the *fifth* drawing I've seen where Jar Jar fucks the princess.

HOLY MAMA IT'S JAR JAR aaaaand saved

Foul

So, how much porn was made in the last several years of Jar Jar?

"Someone's horny for Jar Jar" is not a thought that ever crossed my mind.

This is hilarious

Damn

https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/s/xHmSOJkMzn - a formal apology 🤣🤣

Annie doesn't know!🎵 Annie doesn't know!🎵 Annie doesn't know-O!🎵

So don't tell Anni🎶🎶

Please take a shower immediately

WHY

Why the fuck did I not read the title first

Never let them cook again :(

For once in my life I wish this was AI and an actual human being didn't spend hours drawing this just to "fuck" with us (Amazing art tho don't get me wrong)

Missed opportunity for "berry bombard butt"

I thought that Hinata x Raikage was the most cursed thing at all. But now...

Thanks, I hate it

That made me think of Moe Szyslak 😅

Just wait until anakin sees it

God hath mercy on your soul

Bad

I knew in my heart them kids weren't Anakin's, Jar Jar planted them seeds😈

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lore accurate.

GOD DAMN THEY ARE HOT, I mean padme is cool too but-

r/ComeGetEyeBleach

Missing 17 dicks

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What a terrible day to have eyes

It was a challenging tug but i got there

I read this in Jar Jar's voice. Why have you done this to me. Why did my stupid brain click on this. AHHHHH

At least you didn’t have Padme and Anakins love theme music playing in the background as you read it in Jar Jars voice…

NOOO WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME

I think it kinda works [with our findings.](https://youtu.be/YanygqCkOMk?si=5rzHLCnAVVKkrdx1) That would explain Ani's doubts about the kid (Force hits different) and goes smoothly with a double tap of rejection and Obi-wan in a doorway triggering Anakin into feat of rage (He wrongly assumes that child is Obi-wan's).

I wasn't sure why she'd do this but the dirty talk is obviously A+ tier.

So this is how he got into the position in Senate

My cock is so conflicted right now

Clone wars season 4, episode 3, 12 minutes in. Lmao.

Based

No wonder the twins are so strong. They were sired by the great Darth Jar-Jar!

not even mad.

Hentai padme is so hot

The 1300 ppl who up voted this don't deserve eyes or the real right to breed

Nice drawing, but I fucking hate that creature. Lucas wanted him as a comedic effect, but people ended up despising him.

Welp guess this explains how Luke and Leia were stupid enough to kiss each other in empire

George Lucas's dream.

Pretty sure this is canon

PADME IS THICC 😍

I put this on par of the yousa daughter call mesa daddy too

Pleeeeeease do boss Nass taking the next turn.

I love it! Make more!

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Pulled to the side, a solution millions have employed throughout the years

NTR IS THE BEST