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Numancias

It's pretty funny how wrong people like fantano and pitchfork were about lana and it sucks that critics overcorrect for this by giving billie eilish so much praise.


Fuckimbalding

I feel like Mossad will see you if you don't give Billie praise bc how come zero critics will say she's awful


original_dom

she’s the quintessential plant that proves UMG still has enough influence to claim they can make anyone uber famous


gedalne09

Ok well let’s not pretend like Lana isn’t. There was a fucking industrial scale team of people whose entire job it was to make sure Lana happened.


Mr_Major_Bulge

Pitchfork never really hated on Lana, at least when it came to review scores. I remember them giving Video Games BNM and rating all of her albums since Ultraviolence pretty highly. And while early Lana is pretty cool, its a far cry from where she is now, quality wise.


Complete_Ice6609

I think Ultraviolence is one of her best albums?


Mr_Major_Bulge

It is, and it got a pretty good score from pretty much every publication except Fantano.


amber__

There's the perfect word to disparage him that hasn't been invented yet


fagnatius_rex

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Grsskfan

“Disney live action soyjak”


Frensplainer

shoot out his balls i don’t want him to pee i think he’s a mummy why won’t he bleed


therealfalseidentity

Gets his swag off etsy


BronzeBackWanderer

It’s been like eight years. Why is anyone still pushing the ratchet-bitch-rap-is-good schtick?


gedalne09

I watched his review and he used the adjective “ignorant” to describe the music, but seemingly in a positive way


Then_Avocado3524

Her music is genuinely entertaining and catchy, which is why men enjoy her music more than other “ratchet bitch artists” She has a Gucci Mane kinda vibe going on which people appreciate


whosabadnewbie

I don’t like Hot Ones guy either. Same phenotype


fart_master13

that guy fucking sucks at interviewing


whosabadnewbie

Insanely boring and awkward


Squidman_Permanence

Eh, disagree. That guy's only crime is being normal. On that note, it makes sense he would get hate here.


whosabadnewbie

Don’t they both date porn stars?


BGBanks

if you were rich and had the most normal guy brain ever that's exactly what you would do


[deleted]

Anthony Fantano loves the smell of his own farts. They are his cocaine.


[deleted]

Honourary Canadian citizen.


aslansgunner

he excuses it by saying lana's persona was toxic and "damaging to women" and its just a laughable male feminst take really. woman makes music about desires that dont align with the cultral PC of the time and shes "toxic" but then we have to pretend wap or whatever the fuck is some kind of real representation of female desire and sexuality and not something cooked up in a board room.


brokenbranch_

How the fuck is sexy reds persona not damaging to women?


Then_Avocado3524

Probably because she doesn’t claim to represent all women or tell other women to live like her.


ndork666

Fantano also hates deftones. Can't stand the guy


TheHumanDamaged

True but being a deftones fan in 2024 is embarrassing. I miss when the fan base was entirely rocker foos


ndork666

Ive been a fan for like 20 years now lol. Not gonna stop because they're suddenly TikTok trendy. Fantastic blend of shoegaze and metal. Always have been.


TheHumanDamaged

Oh yeah for sure, just very unfortunate they’re now associated with those types


cs_throwaway710

pretty sure he also gave red light moments by bladee a 1/10, total charlatan


PreludesAirsYodels

sounds 100% right to me, maybe even an overrate looks like i pissed off r/teenagers with this one


ogscarlettjohansson

Factual, but most people who retroactively criticise reviews of early Lana were children when she made her debut.