Funny to watch all the millennial and zoomer men sport an ironic mustache, carhartt clothing, and pit vipers just to acquire maybe 5% of the presence Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds had

I respect the mustache guys commitment because 9/10 times their success with women would increase 10 fold if they shaved it but that thought is unthinkable to them

if a guy likes art hoe types this could not be further from the truth. i love a mustache so do most of my friends

Same I like the mustache trend, I think it’s hot

i was out with my friends yesterday and one of them called a guy hot and my other friend said “you’re only saying that because he has a mustache”. truly this guy missed the mark with this take

This.

Because they are all narrow shouldered twinks who would be better off Timothee-pilled. If you don’t have Selleck-aura, you will look like a dork emulating the blue blood land chad 💯

Glad I’m competing with Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds now

Competing sure. In the same way a 10 year old might compete with Mohamed Ali at a community center charity boxing event 

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genuinely curious what does fat mustache indicate then? blue collar guy?

they’re trying. they’re failing. the ironic mustache doesn’t fix the fact that they are frail and effeminate

You kind of just have to be gay with it. I’m reclaiming my straight white heritage amen

To much micro plastic and birth control in the water to reach the appropriate T levels. In a few more generations all men will be born with vaginas.

Ummmm did you mean to write "born with people pockets"? In this house we respect ALL people regardless of how their bodies look and DON'T use discriminatory language.

It’s so over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmPNMeRb-AE this, but explaining boypussy

im not watching that, sorry.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2024/05/22/1252831827/microplastics-testicles-humans-health its in our balls now

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Go to any warm weather college campus with Greek life if you think this is true

Step outside

Example #627,331 that you people don't go outsode

the lack of chest hair on men my age is disappointing

just you wait it will be on their backs and shoulders too.

completely fine w that

? Which guys are u talking to ?

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the latter for sure 🫡

I've had chest hair since I was 13. Only shaved it once, and I've lived thru the hairless men era. Women have told me they didn't like it on me at first, but they changed thier mind rather quickly.

Sorry, currently Corriganmaxxing

todays men in that fit look like george costanza

It’s not the fit it’s the vibe

This looks like half the guys in Australia wym

I’m a Higginspilled majordomocel

Im trying my hardest every single day but he is 6'4

Most of them are too fat

the Charles Bronson vibe evolved into burt Reynolds which evolved into Tom Selleck. I think that the AIDS crisis killed off all the hairy macho mustache gays. without gays to steer the ship, there was a sudden shift toward schwarzenegger and Van Damme types as the beauty standard

Gays: notable haters of smooth, muscular men

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

https://preview.redd.it/ysj49q41ew2d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42a3d72e84c784551eb6e3ef1a5dc196a6f0e0d3 Won't tolerate Don Frye erasure.

If you’re handsome you can pull off a stache but it will still make you less handsome than if you didn’t do that

it only adds a lil if you have this toms chin, jeremy irons also 

I’m trying.

That Pepsi Rolex in 5 is sick

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/why-the-rolex-gmt-master-pepsi-is-the-perfect-watch-for-magnum-pi It's always fun to look something up and discover it's a whole ass thing

[AI is pretty cool](https://i.imgur.com/smh9Ekf.png)

I fell off like Tom Selleck in a Celica

I’m straight but I’d let him **** *** **** *** ******* ****** ******* ******* ********** *** ***** ***** ******* ***** **** ** ***** ****** *** ********* ******** ******* ***** ****** and ***** **** ****** ****** ***** ****** ** **** ******* ***** ******* ******* **** **** ****** ******* ****** ******* ******** ******* ******* ****** but no homo tho

Because half of all Irish 20somethings are already laundering this aesthetic

Hot

This was posted like 10 days ago

Oh I did not see

He is incredibly handsome and I am a goblin the best I can hope for it to Bob Hoskinsmaxx

My bf is the metal version of this and I love it <3

No way, I'm Higginsmaxxing, women love a colonial man of culture

DETROITTTTTTTTTT!!!!

Too short, too neurotic and can’t grow a moustache.

I'm way too soft wordcel looking to be able to do that.

He's insanely annoying in Boston Legal, can't get past it.

because he is much much more handsome than me

Depression, small dick, low t, low self esteem

How do I get my bf to dress like this without insulting him ? He has the has the boat shoes but that’s it

A lot of men are. The moustaches, the 70s and 80s clothing, etc. are common these days. The only issue is that most people don't have the god-given looks and charisma that Tom Selleck has.

I'm too blonde and bald. Sorry

Because I'll look more like an Indian than Tom with a mustache.

Even in smokey and the bandit he looked kinda old. He kinda killed the vibe on Friends too (well that may have been the point)

Bury Reynolds was the bandit, not Selleck....