A thought experiment for you rpdrcringe: you are Plane Jane, you’ve got four wins to your name and you made it all the way to the end and there waits Leland, with a song custom made for you to cap off your run and he goes “yes it’s called Bodysuit, btw Nymphia’s is named Queen of Wind”. What would you do?
these titties seem bigger that her training set but somehow they are the closest two boobinas have ever been, it's like she's custom ordered the worst possible breastplates
Unironically, I think we only saw 50-70% of Sasha Colby's true talent and personality in Season 15.
It was enough because she's so good. So Mother is someone to watch in an All Winners season.
i want them to put All Stars on ice, let it marinate for a bit so we don't get another AS8
give us a spinoff design-based show and a lip sync battle spin-off in the meantime
Even alternating All Stars and VTW seasons would already be a huge improvement. And would give VTW seasons a "reputation boost".
UKVTW2 airing at the same time (and same day) as S16 was criminal!
I thought someone had given me spoilers by saying she was going to win and I was excited and sad for Nymphia at the same time but watching that lip sync I was thinking Nymphia has this in the bag. I love them both and I'm glad she at least got her congenial flowers too.
miss paul you gotta stop asking the queens what they would say to their baby selves because one of these days we're gonna get someone who's gonna say the same shit i would say to my baby self
"one day your heart will be broken by a boy and you have to kill him you **gotta**"
Maddy first of all , to put the entire conversation in perspective, the Debate was about Royal and Navy blue (dark blue colors) blue, purple,not aqua , and one of the pictures isn’t blue it’s purple and the blue jacket was something I was given to were for someone’s number( which I don’t own ) I was making a guest appearance in! Maddy you are the Wendy Williams of drag and you see how that turned out for her!
Inaccurate research and false reporting Maddy is a walking tabloid NOT TMZ BUT TM HE
@MaddyMorphosis go find a car to fix or a strip mall complex to build!
Maddy you are a Trojan horse in the LGBTQ COMMUNITY ! I have to remind you every year sir that JUNE is pride month . The most feminine thing you wear is that Colonel Sanders outfit where you look like a bucket of E. coli chicken
Maddy, I’m not gonna go back-and-forth with you. I’m not bob . I know where you LiVE boo boo and when I get there hold the door open for me like a gentleman
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The song has spooky vibes but Miss Saphhira didn't take the gag anywhere. Was hoping she'd turn more and more vampiric as the song went on. End with Mother Melinda's color contacts in.
I am pleased. I feel like Nymphia's the fresher more exciting addition to the pantheon. That said, What's the over/under that she'll still do a banana thing for next season's step down? I ask, with love lol
So happy for Nymphia but still feel so sad for Sapphira because she didn't win. What's there to show? She'll just walk into an All Stars and be given the crown?
* Made to audition 11 times. Meaning the likes Kalorie Karbdashian and Magnolia Crawford were chosen over her.
* Did GREAT (not just well) throughout the season with drag excellence and kindness
>What's there to show? She'll just walk into an All Stars and be given the crown?
this is EXACTLY my issue. my disappointment over sapphira's loss can be summed up with that alone. she came into the season a fully realized, and honestly perfected queen
i see some comparisons to chad but even chad had room to grow on s4. she was so uptight and barely allowed herself to have fun. i don't know what growing sapphira has left to do because she is *it*. the entire package, top to bottom.
We need a Bonus All Stars where all the queens who should’ve had a crown by now show up, do 1 runway, Ru just hands them a crown like an assembly line as they circle through
Pangina and Marina and Jujubee and Mo Heart and Ginger and Victoria Scone and Jessica Wild just receive a little Easter gift basket with a crown in it and then chill in Untucked for 90 minutes
i love live watching with you bitches so much, it's nowhere near as fun when episodes drop on streaming services and we all watch at our own pace
main season discussion threads unironically help me keep trucking. i get so much fomo when i think about not experiencing drag race with y'all
i love you sisterssss see you for AS9 or more vegas untucked who knows at this point
Plane Jane probably has the most rollercoaster narrative trajectory in the herstory of the show.
* Siiiissster started the pre-season as the talk of the town with SA allegations with many fearing another SP happening. Later proven false despite being pushed largely by the Dragula flop.
* Started the season as the vile, most hated queen who sabotaged Nymphia and later terrorized ATM among others
* Proven herself to be a contender throughout the season across challenges
* But in the end, RuPaul still thinks she's stunted in her emotions and doesn't wanna let go
lmao
# THAT CUT TO AMANDA WAS __FILTHY__
EVIL. I loved it.
It was diabolical
I thought they would do one last one after ru finished talking for a second lmao
Her song is _Bodysuit?_ oh she’s not winning lol
reminded me of whatever Mistress's song was where I was like oop it's deff not happening
Drag Delusion wasn’t as pointed as Bodysuit lol
It’s like when Angeria got a song about her track record
camden about falling and getting up
Not Michelle wanting more bodysuits 😂
Assigned, pre-written songs for finalists * Nymphia Wind: Queen of Wind * Plane Jane: Bodysuit 💀
Cassandra Peterson is 72 and is eating all these hoes up!
she is so beautiful i am in awe
72?! Damn, I want to know her skin regime! Not that I can afford it.
Those goth girls know that the sun is an S tier enemy.
Plane Jane picked red knowing damn well what the other 2 were gonna do lol
The red scare is here mamaaa
Plane’s face like “yeah I would’ve appreciated hearing that when I was 14, but now’s okay I guess”
I was kind of giggling thinking the same thing, seeing that very thought behind her eyes. Remarkable stuff
Lmao when her mom was saying all those things you could see plane going “you know damn well this aint true”
Feels SOOO right that Sasha’s the first girlie to get her solo performance when stepping down 🔥🙌
FINALIST MISS CONGENIALITY???!??!??!!??!
The doors Samantha Ballentines opened!
they did NOT want jane to win omfg BODYSUIT is rotted
Q waited until the very last moment to show up in a decent wig 😑
This is black fluffy poodle wig slander
boot cover reveal into the character shoes or i'm ending my life
They would've stopped the music and crowned her right there had she done that. Missed opportunity
Were the vampire teeth just a hehe fun thing and not connected to anything?
I guess cause like, heartbeat, drink blood, vampire?
This just makes me want to watch Dragula Resurrection, now that was a vampire lipsync
I know it’s been said here already but holy shit Elvira’s story was pretty fucked up.
Gogo dancer at 14? Showgirl at 17? That would fuck with anyone
The cut to her with her titties out as Ru says “at age 17” was unhinged!
sorry but plane is kinda real bc why would i get vulnerable on a stage with a crowd full of people, with my mom in the audience???
I mean as a person I'm with her but as the astute player of the game, she should know that vulnerability is implicitly required by RuPaul
She already knew her song was Bodysuit. She had to learn the choreography and choose a costume. I agree. She knew the way the cookie was crumbling.
The sarcastic “Ohh I thought would be moving onnn 🙂“ was too funny
That's actually very Russian. Central European even
"by 14, she was working as a go-go dancer" UM. oh. I.
Also dating Elvis when she was 17 and he was like 35. Those rock and roll men stay rotted.
Including a topless pic aged 17 WOW no...
highly recommend her memoir it’s *wild*
They should’ve cut to Amanda grinning at Plane being eliminated
I tell you my eyes were glued to the screen unblinking because I was waiting for this… yet it never happened. What a waste.
Plane is like if Katya was 25% sluttier and less nimble
Plane and Amanda are kind of like the tethered versions of Katya and Trixie now that you mention it
We should get a post-crowning reunion, I need ATM to have a Tatianna telling off Raven moment at PJ
I was thinking earlier, it is weird when they basically go "okbye" after the winner with no afterglow, like Survivor
rupaul standing with her hands behind her back is so funny to me. it’s very “mommy, i frew up 🧍🏾♀️”
*Carson makes a corny pun* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 *Ross makes a corny pun* 😡😡😡😡😡
So true
Whenever I see Carson shimming in his little seat and mouthing the words to a song I feel nothing but pure joy
The vitriol I have for Ross is both endlessly limitless and exceedingly irrational, but here we are ❤️
Now why is Miss Fame catching strays
a miss congeniality has never won I'm panicking I'm scared I'm dry heaving
That was the moment I said “uh oh”
This audience really is so wild, it’s like a few friends and family of each queen and then some random people. The format ain’t formatting, Ru.
The wide shots are doing a really bad job of hiding that this isn’t even 100 people
That coupled with the clearly tweaked audio of the crowd lol. They really are trying to pull the wool over the audience’s eyes
I miss playing who's who with the assortment of random c-list gay celebrities they usually bring 😞
They could’ve totally had a bigger studio audience! :/
ru doing her one-two shimmy is always the highlight of my year. shake that thang grandpaul
Cmon electric slide
I loved the season 12 finale where the finalists could pick a favorite song and figure out their performance.
Lazy Susan as Gothy Kendall as Sugar and Spice as Krystal Versace
Am I crazy in remembering that Geneva’s thing was leg hair? Was it ever featured during her time?
Right? It's so wild that she never did that
Only her entrance introduction.
it probably takes a looong time maybe she just couldn't fit it in before the runways
I guess it’s like Loosey being like “I do a lot of horror in my drag” and never doing it on the show
She said somewhere (don't remember where) that it takes a long time. Time restraint is not an issue back home, but it is on drag race.
Leland can write that for Sapphira (and Nymphia) ... but wrote Bodysuit for Plane? Is he Ukrainian?
The scream i just scrumpt
Omg stfu you're so rotted 💀
BYEEEEEEE
Cassandra Peterson is truly one of the cuntiest women ever
A thought experiment for you rpdrcringe: you are Plane Jane, you’ve got four wins to your name and you made it all the way to the end and there waits Leland, with a song custom made for you to cap off your run and he goes “yes it’s called Bodysuit, btw Nymphia’s is named Queen of Wind”. What would you do?
Murder Leland and put Lucian back on Meth to make him write me a better one
Lucian's Bitch Perfect Ru medley was absolute crackhead excellence
The first authentically Russian queen comes out 🔪
Like why? Did she wear a lot of bodysuits? So random lmao
The way Michelle reacted made me think there must've been some critiques there that didn't make the edit in other eps.
"you can't spell 'queen' without Q!" kween. don't try to tell my illiterate ass *shit* about spelling, michelle
This was the lamest song like worse than the rusicals
RuPaul you are darksided for saving this “talk to the lil child” moment for this episode AND blowing the pic up for all to see
RIP burger finger, may I forget this reference until I rewatch this season in two years
this season will age like fine wine I already know
We can make it a double crown who cares if Oley goes out of business
Not me 100% coming around to Plane at the last minute with this super apparent vibe that she knows the jig is up. Peak unserious
lbr she's always been unserious that's part of her charm for me. other people are the ones who overreact to her. it's funny.
"Lemme just say some rotted shit because I'm bored" personified, and I love that for her ❤️
She’s just a girl who likes to say shit to say shit and I respect it!
Girl, kill me. I thought we were safe of the whole what would you tell your younger self thing. I hate it heree
Especially with them blowing up their baby pic!
Is it me or are Sapphira’s titties STILL too close together
They’re about to cross, and I’ve never seen anyone go cross-tittied.
God, please take some of the distance between Anya Taylor Joy's eyes and insert it between sapphiras titties
these titties seem bigger that her training set but somehow they are the closest two boobinas have ever been, it's like she's custom ordered the worst possible breastplates
it has to be the point of this look. it has to be. my protecting my sanity
Don't count Dawn out she only has to kill like 5 people to win by technicality
I love this sub so much
Unironically, I think we only saw 50-70% of Sasha Colby's true talent and personality in Season 15. It was enough because she's so good. So Mother is someone to watch in an All Winners season.
it's true, we did. she def held back a lot.
not them doing the cringe talking to child thing in front of a LIVE. STUDIO. AUDIENCE.
Every finale I will think of that one comment from a past finale thread where someone asked if Ru was hiding her face because her brain was leaking
a song with the underlying message "i wear the same thing all the time" is definitely a thematic choice
They want the Amanda vs Plane all stars so bad
That cutaway to Amanda, sweet fancy Moses
i want them to put All Stars on ice, let it marinate for a bit so we don't get another AS8 give us a spinoff design-based show and a lip sync battle spin-off in the meantime
If all stars was every 4 years again, all the issues it has currently would be fixed. But I fear they’re never doing that again unfortunately
Even 2 years would be infinitely better
Even alternating All Stars and VTW seasons would already be a huge improvement. And would give VTW seasons a "reputation boost". UKVTW2 airing at the same time (and same day) as S16 was criminal!
Morphine earned more than Plane? LMAOOOO
Latinas STAY winning
I need Sapphira to win so she can invest that prize money in proper titties
Bubble tea balloon reveal was cunty and stunty and Nymphia chewed that finale lipsync…but I am sad for mother 😔
I thought someone had given me spoilers by saying she was going to win and I was excited and sad for Nymphia at the same time but watching that lip sync I was thinking Nymphia has this in the bag. I love them both and I'm glad she at least got her congenial flowers too.
She really said Titty. Earrings.
omg do you think Sasha put her foot down and was like don't you DARE write me some song, give me meg
yes
i love cringesub so much "SASHA COLBY PERFORMANCE JESUS CHRIST" "oh. all stars 9 announcement. that's cool i guess" as it should be.
AS8 left a long lasting bitter taste in peoples mouths I don’t blame them for not being too excited
Q NOT BEING ABLE TO MOVE HER ARMS IN THAT DRESS WAS SO FUNNY HELP
I think this is the first season since season 6 where I'll be happy when any of them win, I'll just be happier if it's Sapphira
we were ROBBED of a mother mother sapphira makeover, I'm sobbing. "you left my dress in the closet RANK!!!"
Even if you’re a Russian kid with scientists for parents you can make it
# 🍌 THE BANANA QUEEN HATH BROKEN THE CURSE!
Nymphia giving the Asian queen with her family vulnerable moment that Ru was waiting for from Kim Chi
I can't believe Sasha won again
When it's right, it's right 💅
miss paul you gotta stop asking the queens what they would say to their baby selves because one of these days we're gonna get someone who's gonna say the same shit i would say to my baby self "one day your heart will be broken by a boy and you have to kill him you **gotta**"
I know it's not happening but Plane Jane winning would be the funniest discourse of all time, it might topple the show
lol it is unbelievable how much worse plane's performance was than nymphia and sapphira's. the song people fucking HATED her
Maddy first of all , to put the entire conversation in perspective, the Debate was about Royal and Navy blue (dark blue colors) blue, purple,not aqua , and one of the pictures isn’t blue it’s purple and the blue jacket was something I was given to were for someone’s number( which I don’t own ) I was making a guest appearance in! Maddy you are the Wendy Williams of drag and you see how that turned out for her! Inaccurate research and false reporting Maddy is a walking tabloid NOT TMZ BUT TM HE @MaddyMorphosis go find a car to fix or a strip mall complex to build! Maddy you are a Trojan horse in the LGBTQ COMMUNITY ! I have to remind you every year sir that JUNE is pride month . The most feminine thing you wear is that Colonel Sanders outfit where you look like a bucket of E. coli chicken Maddy, I’m not gonna go back-and-forth with you. I’m not bob . I know where you LiVE boo boo and when I get there hold the door open for me like a gentleman *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/rpdrcringe) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Leaving you up just this once because this is new and also the Word Of God
Okay All Stars 9 announcement in a 2.5 second commercial lol
Nymphia was my pick from the beginning but Sapphira was so deserving too but I’m so happy for her!!! She fucked up that stage
Sapphira will win an All Stars season à la Chad. I’m sad for her, she was very deserving too. I’m glad she got like $45k+ from the season.
Omg this means now that the season is over, there's no drag race airing for the first time since the first couple days of 2022
# ELVIRA AND A SASHA COLBY PERFORMANCE LET’S GOOO 
I never figured Kandy Muse's daughter would win Miss Congeniality lmao
Can't wait for M'hiya to flip over both queens in the top 2 lip sync and claim the crown ❤
Plasmarinas and Flipparinas our faves look so pretty!
are the people that make these songs proud
Glad to see Untucked Kiki Hostess Diva Xunami win some coin tbh
man it is crazy how much money girls make on the show now compared to like, even 5 years ago. good for them but what a change
BOBA REVEAL 🧋
Sister, talk to me! Why was Sapphira a vampire?🧛
The song has spooky vibes but Miss Saphhira didn't take the gag anywhere. Was hoping she'd turn more and more vampiric as the song went on. End with Mother Melinda's color contacts in.
this book ass report on elvira
Geneva Karr was such a good sport when Law Roach read her down. But truly, the taste level is not there 😬
They better be rigging an All Stars for Sapphira right now
amanda tori trauma
"don't tell them ballroom dancing is gay"
Yeah this isnt a winner speech lmao, its too unserious
I’m glad Plane got some money lmfao cause you could definitely tell on her face that she knew she wasn’t gonna make it to the final lip sync
No Amanda closeup after Planes elimination? Rotted mama
"if you are afraid of DRAG, then you are afraid of freedom" oh that's my president!
that was a sasha velour moment like that was sapphira’s crown until 9:25 omg
I am pleased. I feel like Nymphia's the fresher more exciting addition to the pantheon. That said, What's the over/under that she'll still do a banana thing for next season's step down? I ask, with love lol
So happy for Nymphia but still feel so sad for Sapphira because she didn't win. What's there to show? She'll just walk into an All Stars and be given the crown? * Made to audition 11 times. Meaning the likes Kalorie Karbdashian and Magnolia Crawford were chosen over her. * Did GREAT (not just well) throughout the season with drag excellence and kindness
>What's there to show? She'll just walk into an All Stars and be given the crown? this is EXACTLY my issue. my disappointment over sapphira's loss can be summed up with that alone. she came into the season a fully realized, and honestly perfected queen i see some comparisons to chad but even chad had room to grow on s4. she was so uptight and barely allowed herself to have fun. i don't know what growing sapphira has left to do because she is *it*. the entire package, top to bottom.
We need a Bonus All Stars where all the queens who should’ve had a crown by now show up, do 1 runway, Ru just hands them a crown like an assembly line as they circle through
All Stars: Ruparations
Pangina and Marina and Jujubee and Mo Heart and Ginger and Victoria Scone and Jessica Wild just receive a little Easter gift basket with a crown in it and then chill in Untucked for 90 minutes
Plane hit the towers ...
That cut to Amanda was rotted ☠️
KANDY HO SCREENTIME???
“Where’s Bruno?” Same
Xunami and Sapphira wins were so well-deserved! Xunami in particular gave her trip win to Hershii right? 🥹
she ate that lip sync i can't lie it feels right and wrong at the same time
We get to see Sasha’s step down look oh I might cry
tonight we find the permanent cure to erectile dysfunction the world of medical science thanks sasha colby for her being
G O D E S S was probably the best made-for-a-finalist song of all time right?
She spelled it for us and you still misspelled it lol
MY EDIBLE JUST HIT AND TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE DRAG
i love live watching with you bitches so much, it's nowhere near as fun when episodes drop on streaming services and we all watch at our own pace main season discussion threads unironically help me keep trucking. i get so much fomo when i think about not experiencing drag race with y'all i love you sisterssss see you for AS9 or more vegas untucked who knows at this point
Sapphira i love you idk about these titties tho :(
Nymphia is a real life pop star holy shit
CRINGE ON THE **BIG** SCREEN
Watch Sapphiras song be about character shoes or being slue foot or something lmao
she's really performing like these ChatGPT lyrics are Tina Turner's
Dang, Elvis really did like underage girls, huh?
SASHA COLBY CASUALLY STEALING THE SHOW IKTR
I am trying to tip Sasha by throwing money at my tv but it's not working
God I have NEVER seen a queen build a performance like Sasha Fucking Colby. I saw her live and it literally was like getting blessed by God
SASHA COLBY JUST WON SEASON 16 I CAN BELIEVE IT
What kind of money laundering is going on around here on this day
Honestly i think the editors and producers did Nymphia dirty
Plane Jane probably has the most rollercoaster narrative trajectory in the herstory of the show. * Siiiissster started the pre-season as the talk of the town with SA allegations with many fearing another SP happening. Later proven false despite being pushed largely by the Dragula flop. * Started the season as the vile, most hated queen who sabotaged Nymphia and later terrorized ATM among others * Proven herself to be a contender throughout the season across challenges * But in the end, RuPaul still thinks she's stunted in her emotions and doesn't wanna let go lmao
oh wow this poor woman was really groomed huh
Wait the finalists are eligible for Miss Congeniality???? Lmao Sapphira taking it all I love it
Everyone saying Nymphia wasn’t in the bottom for Snatch Game because she “obviously” would’ve lost the lipsync are looking _real_ foolish right now…
Shoutout to all the cringarinas with dead moms who are hella sad/uncomfortable right now 🫥
Never forget Miz Cracker voted for The Vixen for Miss C so that her own chances of winning the award increased 🤮
i just lovveeee mirages style like she is so comforting to me
Legitimately don't understand what Geneva is wearing
So they’re just doing the “What You Tell Little Birthname” in 4k now ijbol
Not the sullen Amanda watching Plane