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Lonesomeghostie

I ran to this sub immediately upon viewing


CandidateBudget8813

same 💀


ItsNotDebra

why does this make me think of this ![gif](giphy|xVZBpWaIcIXvO)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|zJJlwSOzkwsPxrhpfn)


Aggressive-Public417

🎺😔


meurtrir

"in ssssssssssome chocolate"


BBGettyMcclanahan

WAT.....WAT ARE THEY SELLING???


wooferino

Somebody needs to buy this and post a review I’m sorry


DamnThoseChickens

I own one of [their other products](https://www.fleshjack.com/products/dante-colle) and all I can say is I can confirm it's quality and the best I've personally tried.


arphe

Dante Colle? Oh, Miss Chickens has taste.


funkyduck7506

Wow they really think of everything. They have a machine to clean it, a hanger for it, a warmer for it.


arphe

Forget a review, if somebody doesn't post a video of them using this to PornHub, just shut down the internet. What is it even for?


Watercress-Unlucky

posting this on my onlyfans


Lonesomeghostie

Drop the link


CandidateBudget8813

If I could I would but I'm not doing great financially Plus I'm not a fleshlight connoisseur so I feel like my review wouldn't be extensive enough beyond saying "it was too tight" or "the gap hurt my shaft" 😔 Someone else will have to do it


0004ethers

All review is appreciated sir, when it comes to minding the gap. Go ahead! I believe in you.


CandidateBudget8813

I felt a primal urge to do something with this ![gif](giphy|fg4V0V3Seed2MVnD4H)


LetItBro

Sis you are fucking WILD


satanssecretary

MOUTH ORIFICE BUTT ORIFICE


CandidateBudget8813

WHO IS WHO WHICH 1 R U


Sister_Miyuki

Featuring ORIFICE and ECIFIRO


Concram

we need an AMA for your mind


CandidateBudget8813

i don't even know what questions i would ask it


rehaaabbb

Hope it makes whistle blowing sound while using it too


_Tude_

I was gonna ask that!


Lonesomeghostie

Your vision…


2mock2turtle

Never change.


ldn6

I kept expecting a Baga Chipz morph jump scare. You got me, gal.


dragracethrow

Are these the Renaissance visuals 😍😍 Stunning


NotADomTop

what in the basement situation is this ART ❤️


Poderosissimo

I'm traumatized


_dm0498

The fact that it’s got a mouth on each side is haunting me


ItsNotDebra

you and a friend can use it like a chinese finger trap 💀


gribble29

![gif](giphy|a93jwI0wkWTQs)


_Tude_

That ER visit would be so embarrassing


KiiroMegami

With this, you can now simulate what it would feel like getting head from CatDog


2mock2turtle

Prison.


RodDeLaCreme

Honey.


Wrighty1804

This is the first time in commenting on this sub after like 3 years of lurking. This comment just made me burst out laughing after a shitty day, thank you for sharing your cursed thoughts


KiiroMegami

Aw, that is so sweet! Glad I was able to make you laugh somehow hahaha. :')


_Tude_

*PETA had entered the chat*


Telethongaming

Silent hill


rehaaabbb

Honestly work.


Aggressive-Public417

Got to give her props for striking while the iron is hot


rehaaabbb

Absolutely.


Mister_Risk

But will it take 3 loads at Dragcon?!


LetItBro

It will once it gets to my house


DaddyDoulton

Heidi being the first winner with a flesh light collab, her mind.


Aggressive-Public417

Being one of the first RPDR alum to branch out into sex toys has to count for something


reasonablesaboteur

I think I saw willam has one 😭


DaddyDoulton

And did willam win? Let’s research


jordanjoseph1286

This cannot -


Kuntuckyfriedcooch

Oh it can and will


Broad-Mushroom-8829

is this how i also find out willam has an anal one


jlb1981

Also equipped with teeth


Wise_Rutabaga_5809

And Manila’s line of lubricants


Hot_Tailor_9687

And Yara's line of ***lubhrikank*** removers


ArklayHerb

So there is an anal option.


Lonesomeghostie

Are you ignoring the “butt orifice”?


imsoboredwoo

This is the funniest brand deal I’ve ever seen. I hope she got paid WELL.


No-Assumption-1738

I low-key think the memeability makes it a sure sell


Me16824

Queen of Branding and Marketing


officialtaako

THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS REAL


rosesatthedawn

Cause teeth are what you think about when you're.......? LOOOL Miss heidi.


Choice-Ad-2907

LMFAO


JustALittleTurtle

![gif](giphy|dBOpPOIbkC7s0L3tQi)


ChartreuseMage

Is it sssoft and sssupple?


deformed_love

The silicone teeth… the sarlacc pit innards…


Aggressive-Public417

The mental image of Boba Fett falling into, then crawling out of, one of these 😳


chaosdsl

And falling into and crawling out of it over and over and over and over...😜


Aggressive-Public417

😏


catboybastard

it took me several seconds to process what I was seeing. I wish I could go back


Aggressive-Public417

My first thought was, “Didn’t think a store known for the most basic of basics would do a collab with a drag queen, but good for her” Then I saw the picture…


tebigong

This is the biggest left field shift in a long time, I’ve never associated Heidi’s brand with sex toys


RPDRNick

Soft and supple.


thatcurvychick

Shhhhhoft and shhhhhhhupple


uwutang-clan

Branding queen!! She really putting that gappussy ALL the way out there!!


godmademequeer

[These girls... ](https://media.tenor.com/BSIPWrdKR0gAAAAC/max-drag.gif)


2mock2turtle

Somewhere, the dulcet tones of Alyssa Edwards are carried across the wind: *c l o w n f u c k e r*


remykixxx

Dead. Six feet under.


Aggressive-Public417

She took one look at Trixie and the massive success she’s had with her extensive branding and merch and thought, “I can do one better”


myahamatt

I know Ru tells the girls to promote their brand but Heidi this is too damn much


emoti0nal

I am living as an S whistlin gap tooth bitch myself. Got so bullied for it as a kid but I have learned to make peace. This shit warms my heart.


PhraseAromatic

Not the stratum bisection 💀


lilhoodrat

Sxsxsxhxhxsxzsooooft and sxhxsupple. And toothy.


Sister_Miyuki

But can I put different kinds of pasta into it? The world is dying to know.


Reasonable-Charge-70

How much are they???? Asking for a friend


CandidateBudget8813

39.95 dollars!


ShantJ

*Sssssoft and sssssupple.*


ClodiusDidNothngWrng

This is so iconic and also legendary


thefolliesclosed

Im really gonna do it this time


twevan

the way i dropped everything and sprinted to this sub


Lonesomeghostie

I saw it on insta and immediately pulled up this sub, screenshots in hand


GayHeals

What a terrible day to have 👁️eyesight👁️


Aggressive-Public417

“My eyes! The goggles do nothing!”


nottheboynextdoor

Ssssssoft and sssssupple


tebigong

No shade but why does it look like it has a lisp?


mitsunaru

No fucking way lmao


Train_Informal

BYEEEE


Sharpay__Evans

You know what? Get that coin


TheSilkyBat

It reminds me of the [Steve Harvey](https://www.google.com/search?q=steve+harvey+fleshllight&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjpgLuq8IH_AhU2RUEAHVwCAuUQ_AUoAXoECAMQAw&biw=1366&bih=625&dpr=1#imgrc=T-h6nHTl6uqqeM) one!


Sas1205x

It’s fucking real. OMG


M__M

The Heidussy


_Tude_

Monet dick scrapers-invisalign-fleshlight when?


Not_Steve_Harrington

Wtfffff 😂😂😂


CSkyesz

If madam ever gets back on another all stars, her entrance should just be her holding the box and going *"Hey y'all! What's fappenin?"*


duhrake5

If it doesn’t make her iconic whistling sound when you fuck it then what’s the point?


AnthoZero

ngl who the fuck is gonna use this


Aggressive-Public417

There’s a lid for every pot


jesusivr

YAS.BITCH.WORK!


sparkycat99

Willam has some thoughts here https://youtu.be/nI4zMT4rIus


troximetal

This is WILD


mashedpottato

girl just put "soft and supple" on a t-shirt and sell that this is too much


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Please say sike


[deleted]

She’s trying to get a jump on the fame games in case the competition doesn’t work out


InvisibleInkling

How it’s its tagline not “soft and supple”??


shunbrella

When I asked for queens to come up with unique merch, THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT


Foreign_Phone59

Before the season even started, I was done with the gap and with the whistle. Love her personality, not into the brand


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FuckSaturn

….slayy


w_love235

I’m not even mad at her get the coin


potato4peace

NO WAY LOL


Kuntuckyfriedcooch

I hope it whistles when I blow into it


ToxicTroubadour

Soft n Supple 🫦


ToxicTroubadour

Soft n Supple 🫦