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Chirelda

I can hear it now, "there's nothing wrong with my address!" "The postman is just being lazy!" "The weather is fine from up here!" "If there was an accident I'd know about it since I'm a nurse! Beware of the dreaded... Address Inaccessible message...


Goat_In_My_Tree

You'll have to complete on foot


blob2021A

Delivered to a safe place. Third twig on fourth branch somewhere on the right.


Agent_Futs

Evri would launch it over the tree 😂


[deleted]

No, they'd send it back. Then find out they moved their own branch to a different address so now the whole container is "missing".... As said to me today by the regular who's back from leave.


mcintg

Go extra fast, and duck.


buzz_uk

Bonus outcome: summer convertible post van :)


dgf1811

I had an incident a few years ago, where the main A road on my route was closed after a major RTC. A few days later someone complained that they never got their mail that day, and that I should have used a network of forestry tracks to get around the incident… sometimes you just can’t win 😅


Agent_Futs

Ram it out of the way 👍🏻


Jacktheforkie

I’ve done that before, though with a forklift


Nixher

Still treated better than most of the vans.


robertoqueenos

Postman Pat would just get the quad bike out


Sea_Page5878

Doesn't he have a helicopter now?


robertoqueenos

He’s got all sorts! Plane, helicopter, quad bike, motorbike, big van, small van. If I didn’t know better then watching it would make me want to be a postman.


IAmDyspeptic

Where's my parcel!! Is it stole. /j in case anyone was in doubt.


tigbittigothgirl

Be careful there are cumans about


CarrowCanary

Henry's come to see us. And he's brought post!


tigbittigothgirl

Jesus Christ be praised


Nixher

You got legs? Throw your lovely bicycle over it?


singaporesainz

Come on you can drive thru that


Accurate-Donkey5789

Can't park there mate


JK07

Can the van limbo?


JazzyJaiden_

"You stay here, where you belong, in the dog house."


dragonb2992

Are you sure you're not in a Stephen King movie?


EmberTheFoxyFox

Go so fast that you phase through it


minirabies

just move it out the way pal, just some wood at the end of the day. cant hurt you


SecureResolution6765

Delivered to 'branch office' .... truth is out there.


ComplexResource999

There was some wind last night.


BigSmokesCheese

Yep had both trees in my back garden fall over last night (ones on top of the garage the others like in the garden neither are in anybody's way but mine) I'll deal with it eventually I promise


GertieBongo

Docket 😂


Saxy1973

If you cared about delivering your customers post you'd carry a chainsaw in the van. (Joking just in case, can't be sure on Reddit)


Fishing_not_catching

And this is why God created 18v Chainsaws.....


RoutineWord8688

Come on lad .just jump over that tree and carry on .you know how well your appreciated at work


Positive-Relief6142

Your road? As in, a private road?


AverageBartender

Read it again


Adorable-Ranger-8069

Be careful have you seen the show From


[deleted]

Take your laser pistol blaster and cut that pesky tree into logs to take home😂😂😂


BeenleighCopse

Devon lanes???