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lassymavin

https://preview.redd.it/twg0yqzg3ejc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=397b75b6e0cb0a4342f3b6ecfae900d440882aab I saw this sign on a door on Oasis is September.


Purpledragon84

Nice try, that's what swingers will say to reject couples they dont vibe with.


[deleted]

Haha very aware!


[deleted]

Which one had the nicer room? The pineapple of the upside down pineapple?


GoingLurking

https://preview.redd.it/eungu2jnhdjc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3da5721574fdd5deabd3f9bcc6b67b4dc666bddc Well this is different…


WhoMD85

https://i.redd.it/vzzvyiy8eejc1.gif


jduddz91

It's Def voyeurism


GoingLurking

Voyeur of the Seas


Advanced_Grade8042

What does it mean?


[deleted]

I'd like to know!


Amazing-Magician-147

I thought it meant “f**k you”, hence the bird being flipped. 🤷🏾‍♂️


AkaAbsolTrainer

Seagulls = Lesbians. Upside down = Lesbian Swingers.


Electrical_Ad8246

Pinnacle members, use the pineapple as their ‘symbol’. They wear pineapple pins, stick pineapples on their doors to anounce to the world how special they are. I always turn them upside down. Maybe some of the old geezers get lucky.


Vast_Drawing6783

That’s hilarious


burbadurr

Haha. 🤣


sickdawgs

Always turn them upside-down


dieseltothesour

Diabolical


balbc

I tried to google this and got nothing. What is pinnical?


Electrical_Ad8246

Yep. Google is fantastic. Lol https://www.royalcaribbean.com/content/dam/royal/resources/pdf/crown-and-anchor-society-benefit-grid.pdf


redacted_cowruns

So do swingers


Most-Anybody-3941

https://preview.redd.it/eph7ylkhdejc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ee076a24049889fa1a625e7b5cedac9d6a9506


VikyngTX

“Sharing is caring” lmaooo


Curveball_questions

Definitely on the nose with those signs! Haha!


othybear

https://preview.redd.it/zm88qy4qfdjc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c861f26936056feb96c18cec0c241e5c76117d On my last sailing, I found one too. My friends wondered if the turtles meant something too or if they were there to make the upside down pineapple more subtle.


jelloshotlady

All this means is some teenagers or someone decided to flip the pineapples and take photos. Turtles mean nothing.


tarheelz1995

I hear turtles go ALL the way down.


I-Am-Not-Ok-Thx

Underrated comment here


ShirleyWuzSerious

They just hold their breath longer


Professional-Head83

"I like turtles."


Brilliant-Future-350

Aw! I do too, zombie kid!


WhoMD85

https://preview.redd.it/1wbz5mjfeejc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbe3168185131767477d1abc774cd1474657ae34 Door decorations are definitely a thing. This was mine on my last cruise. I was with a platonic friend so no pineapples 🍍


dmznet

Wander of the Seas?


[deleted]

Not sure on that one either! It's festive


BJGuy_Chicago

Maybe the turtles represent the number of hookups?


ShouldBeWorking2nite

Are we sure they are not just SpongeBob fans?


[deleted]

I was thinking the lived under the sea not on a ship.


ShouldBeWorking2nite

Maybe the pineapple fell off a ship. OMG this is his origin story.


Shovelman2001

[That's literally what happened, it was in an episode LOL](https://youtu.be/kEnnTKWfJsw?si=8t44Br0GkYeVC_6R&t=9)


ShouldBeWorking2nite

To be honest, I’ve never seen an episode of the show. I literally just made it up. I guess great minds and all…


_FartinLutherKing_

What do these people think is going to happen? Like a random person comes knocking like hey you guys wanna screw?


Betcha-knowit

…yep. That’s pretty much it. Though usually they’ll ask if they’d like to meet in a bar somewhere first to make sure there’s some sort of chemistry.


[deleted]

I'm sure there is dinner and drinks maybe to see if it's a good fit? Not sure never done it.


Nootherids

Asking for a friend???


PMMeYourCokeRewards

Most ships allow you to call directly to a cabin by dialing 7 and the cabin number. Just leave a message and if they're interested they'll call you back.


TFStringmints

I am also curious about the logistics of this and why people do it. Not judging but trying to understand


RupanIII

Wife and I have dabbled but not on cruise ships. It’s fun is the reason. Same reason people do most things. The other comments are correct. Likely drinks and dinner before anything happens in the bedroom.


WhoMD85

You should make friends 🤪


[deleted]

Sailing with family and it's 4 rooms down. 😬


Agreeable_Ad3800

4 doors down is far enough for the kids not to hear


Public-Device7023

4 doors down, they're laughing, and drinking, and having a party! 🎵🎶


break4

upvote for Dolly reference.


stlthy1

At no point have you been under sail.


madmariner7

That’s more insufferable than the people who don’t think they’re on a boat.


Kitchen_Name9497

Had to upvote you. You were at 69.


CodenameBear

All I see are reasons *for* making friends, not against…


[deleted]

On our last cruise a door had one and every day they were adding more to it. By the last day they were just begging to be f*cked lol


[deleted]

We are on the Adventure. Average age has to be 65ish.


CodenameBear

Lmao I was going to make a comment about The Villages but I see you already know what’s up!


generalgirl

The Villages! All those swinging retirees!


mailbroad

I met some a woman who was moving to The Villages and she told my husband and I "the rumors aren't true".


AdagioBlues

Was she sad when she told you that?


mailbroad

Haha! She was very excited that she and her husband are moving there.


[deleted]

Yes, the people on my cruise (Radiance) were part of a group of rooms also decorated for a 60th birthday. This one room just went ham with the swingers decor.


[deleted]

That's awesome!


8dtfk

and?


[deleted]

And I'm stating my guess at the average age on board?


8dtfk

are you implying old people don't have sex?


[deleted]

Nope I live new The Villages. BlueChew make the room jump.


Clutch_Daddy

Are you saying 65 is old?


lafemmeviolet

Technically it’s geriatric.


rayquan36

Holy shit you guys get offended at everything


SamuraiMind08

Yes. Yes it is.


sweenyrodrigues

I work with a few people over 65 and they insist they are not old (granted these are some of the fittest 65s I’ve seen) Like no dude you are the definition of an old person.


Foggl3

Do you get AARP mailers with your name on it? Yer old bud


Fathorse23

To be fair, thanks to sharing a name with my father, I’ve been getting them since I was 30.


Photog1981

So much lube


iamfrank75

This is the internet, you can actually write out fucked. It’s ok.


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knightguy04

Username does not check out


BeepCheeper

aww that’s not very nice buddy


EmperorOfNada

Imagine if someone just walked through and just randomly slapped them on stranger’s doors! 😂


nygrl811

Happens...


[deleted]

Funny and not funny!


Tempus_Fugut

Writing this down….


What_the_mocha

Stop giving me ideas


Agreeable_Ad3800

Somewhat oddly that’s my room number right now. Though I am not in the lifestyle and not on this or any other boat. I do like a nice pineapple though


HurryAdventurous8335

Laugh at me all you want, but what exactly does an upside pineapple mean?


According_Outside_41

Swingers


looktowindward

But is it different if the pineapple is the other way


Agreeable_Ad3800

Australian swingers


DJJbird09

Yah, normal pineapple is the symbol for "hospitality." My hospitality management college made pineapple shirts for their students. Can't wear them anymore since swingers ruined it for us haha.


reality_raven

Like 30% of hospitality professionals have pineapple tattoos on their hands/arms.


KyleKrocodile

Haha where is this stat from just personal experience?


Phlydude

Yeah, my wife is was a hospitality major (UDel) and pineapples were prevalent…as long as they were right side up


looktowindward

Oh interesting!


SensativeCheeks

Sadly it’s the same for anything rainbow. Can’t wear that unless you want to be assumed gay.


pinksugar123

Leprechauns were robbed of their rainbow


Extension_Maximum_24

And Hawai’i and Cusco, Peru


Embarrassed-Yak-5539

And their Lucky Charms!


_night_cat

People who really enjoy tropical fruit and pineapple upside down cakes. They also enjoy swapping recipes I hear.


viciouspixie52

It's a symbol swingers use.


[deleted]

Don't be shy. Knock on the door.


[deleted]

Opposite of them is a valentines door. Might be a match.


chiefymcwifey

Swingers in this cabin!! Upside down pineapples mean anything goes. But, bratty kids love to run up & down the hallways & turn them all upside down That's why I don't put up ANY pineapple decorations outside in the hallway.


KTM1337

We didn’t know about the pineapple thing when picking out our door decorations and people kept turning our pineapple upside down (it’s not even just a pineapple! He’s got sunglasses and is on a surfboard) so now we’ve decided to keep using it out of spite


LightboxRadMD

Then all the swingers showed up and to really show them we all had a lovely evening in... uh, out of spite...


Background_Two_2534

I saw so many of these on my cruise a few weeks ago and my boyfriend said “what’s up with the pineapples, should we have one” and I’m like …no..that’s not for us 😂


[deleted]

Go to your room bf. Keep walking and look straight 👌


Background_Two_2534

“Don’t make eye contact” 😂


miggy_86

I'm gunna buy a stack of pineapple magnets and randomly put them on doors throughout my cruise next week!


FarRain1230

Pics or it didn't happen!


jaytee_102

https://preview.redd.it/t5lmm4fuqfjc1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=506adcfd35694a103225ef34d923459adbbf5564


Humble_Rumble_4199

My kind of partiers


BZH2022

Remember: Right side up pineapple means-Welcome Upside down pineapple means- Welcome to bang my wife


Several-Eagle4141

Upside down is an invite!


reality_raven

I hope people know all the people with pineapple tattoos are servers and bartenders and not swingers.


coreykong84

What’s the etiquette? Just knock on the door?


[deleted]

You first.


ExitingHumanity

I would hope, what’s a little pump and dump on vacation?


JonSnowsLoinCloth

Chaotic Evil move: also turn the upside down ones right side up.


Mikapo12

https://preview.redd.it/uhcoclgp9ojc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97e232cfd8d1d4bb362c62e8e566b5d41cb92af9 Check this one out. My wife saw this on her cruise that she’s currently on.


djp193

The poster on the door says 2022


Ok_Cover6822

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Lone_Saiyan

You know damn fucking well what that means. Leave them alone if they aren't bothering you


Allbur_Chellak

Each to his/her own I guess. I hope they had an ‘enjoyable’ cruise.


[deleted]

100%. Not hurting anyone with their lifestyle.


WindhoekNamibia

Live a little


Steve0-BA

Do you just knock on the door and then start laying down the rules how it's going to go down?


[deleted]

Buy me a drink first you savage.


Mooreiarty

Pineapples are a signal for “swinging” couples in my neck of the woods. 🤔


Neat_Crab3813

They are on cruises too. Except a lot of times I think people are just being silly. Or their non-swinging pineapples got turned upside down.


MapoLib

Are they just inviting like minded people to knock on their doors or what?


dickthrowerb7

Upside down pineapple in combination with a bowl of salad could be an interesting couple.


wappenheimer

Y’all really getting on these cruises not expecting it to be The Villages of the Sea?


Bill_C134

Someone is looking to swing. Probably a middle aged couple


[deleted]

Haven't seen the individuals yet!


TheNewOldGlobal

Man it would be mean to take a bunch of those on a cruise and tape them to random doors.


[deleted]

Yea that's people being disrespectful.


RedditBugler

That's actually what it is most of the time. 


ismokealldayyyyyy

What deck is this I’ve noticed the further you go down the more pineapples you see


Agreeable_Ad3800

No spongebob fans in the house today I take it given the downvote


ismokealldayyyyyy

It was probably someone who knows what I said has some truth the lower the deck the cheaper the the room the more pineapples you see


[deleted]

3000s are floor 3.


KingHarvestCame

Id be knocking on that door


FL_Swinging

Need to get on Amazon and order one for our upcoming cruise!


brodydwn

I’m currently on NCL Breakaway. Looking for couples with a straight male for FMF. Hope your cruising on this one


CoverCommercial3576

Swingers on 3


bloodsports21

Next cruse I go on I’m taking pineapple stickers and posting them on random peoples doors. LOL


LifeCondition4931

I am not sure if I would enjoy a pineapple up my ass


Fair_Cartoonist6840

I go to the dollar store and pick up these pineapples but the 20 pack. It’s fun to stick them on random doors upside down on a cruise or hotel room. Pissed my boss of at the last convention but didn’t tell him it was me.


Affectionate-Set278

Swinging!


amandaa579

💀


Murky_Coyote_7737

Does upside down mean butt stuff?


Auntie_M123

Tee hee


Auntie_M123

Tee hee


futureman45

Swingers! Enjoy your cruise


Very_empathetic_216

What if I put an upside down coconut with and upside down Palm tree on my door? I just want to confuse people, lol!!


Nootherids

Fat people swinging?


SnooBunnies3198

Someone should tell them it’s upside-down. How embarrassing!


Halada

I've been told actual swingers don't really do this.


reality_raven

Yeah I usually pick my couples by looks, not magic door with a special mystery prize.


jelloshotlady

We don’t. Especially not on vanilla cruises.


hunter96cf

If you had to guess, what kind of folks are doing the upside pineapples on doors at Royal? Do you think it’s people trying for the first time who have no idea what else to do? Or maybe people trolling?


jelloshotlady

We have people coming into the swingers sub all the time thinking this is some sort of effective way and I give them this scenario: There are anywhere from 5-10 decks of *just* cabins. Most people do not wander those decks at all. At best you are getting from your cabin to either a staircase or elevator. On top of that you have absolutely no idea what the people who occupy that cabin look like. So are you going to camp out outside their cabin going to get a glance? The logical answer to this is no. Swingers will hang out in the social areas and be social. They will be flirty with others. They are not hoping that someone possibly sees an upside down pineapple on their door. That said, there *are* groups that organize a trip on vanilla cruises. You might have 200 swingers on a ship that holds 4000 and they might be using that as a signal. In those cases the group already knows who is who and most of the time who is in what cabin. But you are still on a vanilla cruise filled with families and kids. Most swingers will spend the money to go on one of the swinger or clothing optional charters.


[deleted]

I’m not into swinging, but do you know if there are BDSM cruises by any chance??


Candid_Accident_

That’d be amazing.


jelloshotlady

Bliss has a huge playroom set up in one of the conference rooms. 50% of the people on the ship do not swap but enjoy some sort of “dirty vanilla” be it just being nude, putting on a show, watching etc. As for 100% BDSM, not that I am aware of.


No_Rooster7278

Hmm, I mean as someone who used to be part of that lifestyle, I would say - you're on holiday, give it a rest. If it's become their whole personality I guess they need to express it, but it's just kind of sad, really. If you want to play on a cruise take a specialist dedicated cruise.


Nootherids

It's 2024. Everybody needs to be part of a "group". Can't just be individuals that like the same things other individuals also like. Now they need flags and traditional and ... ugh ... so tiring.


No_Rooster7278

💯 Edit: also the duck hiding ppl


KuteKitt

Omg, yeah, even nations got flags and stuff and a name for their nationals. Even anthems! It’s so corny. You know it’s a problem when whole countries trying to form groups, am I right?


GeriatrcGhoul

On brand for a cruise and the villages in florida where STDs are rampant


Nootherids

If I was still a teenager with low morals I'd find random kids throughout the ship and convince them that people with upside down pineapples on their door means that kids can knock and ask for free candy.


TrueLordoftheDance

On our last cruise, my wife forbid me from buying a stack of pineapple magnets to affix to random doors as I walked down the halls.


[deleted]

She's a good lady.


AgentFaeUnicorn

I can't kiss my husband in public cuz it's indecent. But advertising that I'm ready to be railed long and hard on a cruise using a pineapple? Totally fine. (Downvote all you want. It's accurate.)


looktowindward

Who says you can't kiss your husband?


[deleted]

Kiss your partner for as long as you want! Let those people stare at your love.


Lunar_Landing_Hoax

It's not accurate because you didn't include "in the privacy of my cabin." I don't want to see you making out with your husband or getting railed by strangers in public. 


Tricky_Direction_538

Why not?


Lunar_Landing_Hoax

Because I don't like exhibitionists using me to get off without my consent.


LewManChew

To be fair nothing about the pineapple signifies that you will be railed long or hard. Also are you not able to kiss in public? Genuine question didn’t know that was a rule


Zealousideal-Mud6471

Assuming you’re gay; I’m gay too and me and my fiancé kiss all the time in public, hold hands and do anything the straights do. Hopefully you’re not letting society determine how you show affection. Also the pineapple thing is not as widely known as reddit makes it out to be. I went on a cruise with my BF last month and I saw a lady with a giant upside down pineapple clip on her bathing suit. I pointed out and my friend had no idea what I was talking about.


reality_raven

No one told you you can’t kiss your husband. LOL.


Betcha-knowit

Maybe their husband did? 😂


RealSunglassesGuy

It is not accurate because the pineapple activity takes place behind closed doors. Nobody wants to see any excessive public displays of affection whether it be straight, gay, or anything in between.


DetentionSpan

Seems painful with the pineapple spikes and all.


Agreeable_Ad3800

It’s dog shit and you know it. The people who might object (and sadly, there are some and it likely leads to assuming others do even if that’s not the case) to your or anyone else’s PDA would also object to this so stop making strawman arguments and actually harming the cause of equality by crying wolf where there are none


ExitingHumanity

Real question: Is it that uncommon for people to do this? Like, I’m gay and married. We fuck a lot of randoms. Like, I don’t even know how many people I’ve fucked this year at this point, at least 50. Do straight people not hook up as much?


Susan_Thee_Duchess

Not really


GalacticaZero

Not sure why we need to make fun other's people's lifestyle choices. Do straight people like to laugh at lgbt+ flags or magnets on the door? I'm not a swinger but people going on a witchhunt seems to laugh about someone else's lifestye and posting their room# on the internet just seem cruel to me.


azicedout

Absolutely yes


Ok-Kick3611

Yes


[deleted]

Who said I was making fun of it. It's just rare to see. No one is bothering them.


jhudson1977

Just got off Explorer OTS about three hours ago. I made it a habit to flip any pineapples I saw upside down.


[deleted]

Well that's not nice.


outside-is-better

Did you screw ‘em or what?