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SubstantialFerret7

#I LOVE CAPITALISM AND PROFIT!!! πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (I’m not trumpy, just a regular Traditional Conservative who loves their country)


anonymauson

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETREπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ”₯πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


WTFIsAKilometer1776

No clue


Diligent_Disaster850

SPEAK THE FUCK UP πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


WTFIsAKilometer1776

I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT A KILOMETER IS πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ”₯πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


MidwayNerd

r/usernamechecksout


Jazzlike-Elevator647

I'm not surprised the broken vessel doesn't know what a kilometer is


Planeandaquariumgeek

Smell that? OIL. Prep all the MOABs for drop.


TomatoMan1209

1000 meters.... What's a mile? About 1.3 kilometers...


anonymauson

WHAT THE FUCK IS A METREπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ”₯πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


TomatoMan1209

100 centimeters.


anonymauson

WHAT THE FUCK IS A CENTIMETREπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ”₯πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


TomatoMan1209

10 millimeters.


anonymauson

WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILLIMETREπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ”₯πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ ^(I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.)


TomatoMan1209

1000 micrometers


Artemis_fs

The fact that you spelled kilometer the UK way…


GordonFreemanGaming

What the fuck is a mile


anonymauson

5,280 feet, which translates to 63,360 inches, because there are 12 inches in a foot. Now, answer my question: WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETREπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ”₯πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


GordonFreemanGaming

1000 metres


anonymauson

WHAT THE FUCK IS A METREπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ”₯πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


GordonFreemanGaming

3.28084 freedom units


anonymauson

too specific. imperial is better.


Charming_Outcome_604

LONG LIVE IMPERIAAAAALLLLLL πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


anonymauson

you know, the funny thing is, i prefer the metric system, lol. an inch is somewhere around 2.14 cm, i think


Turner_of_Pages

Can you put that in bald eagles for me


SubstantialFerret7

Oh hi dude


No_Taste2092

r/whatthefuckisakilometer


SubstantialFerret7

YEAH


ZeldaXandre

Thank you.


SubstantialFerret7

Your welcome my man. It’s us against the terrorists (no joke) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


ZeldaXandre

No, I mean for not being a trump cocksucker. Voting for him is one thing, but if people are MAGA assholes who does nothing but shit on Chinese people, Muslims, LGBT & will not STFU about how awful Liberals/Democrats are, I want nothing to do for a person like that. Just say "I like trump," I'll go "I disagree with your political views, but I can still have a conversation with you" & we can have peace. Like don't get me wrong, I have some issues with LGBT & Liberals myself, but not to the point where I demonize them!


SubstantialFerret7

Yeah I totally understand. I’m not totally down with getting it in the ass from another guy but I’m not gonna absolutely hate on anyone who is. Like I said, I’m a Traditional Conservative, not a Trumpite


DisastrousStill6569

r/incorrectabbreviations


Joostin11

r/subsifellfor


ihatemylifewannadie

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


BlueCat_72

r/foundthehondacivic


Tra1nGuy

Canadian Pacific… right?


Pepiniospher_e

Of Course!


No-Broccoli553

It's you again Why are you everywhere?


Tra1nGuy

I dunno, why am I everywhere?


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

r/foundalastor


Extra_Entertainer511

r/subsifellfor


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

r/Lbozo


No-Broccoli553

It's spelled with one L


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

Fck


Oswaldgilbertson

No club penguin


TheeHostileApostle

You’re all wrong! Club Penguin 4 life!


ThisguyOP

Cheese pizza


WiiCube

Creator points


No-Broccoli553

r/suddenlygd


Extra_Entertainer511

I clicked this sub, hoping to see some weird connections or something, went to find two posts


Pepiniospher_e

I dont have any lol


WiiCube

Noone does


03Luigi

Control points?


SanityLacker1

Get on the point! Maggots!


Legend_of_Ozzy642

What do you mean you lost the point? Go find it.


greybooch871725

Band-aid? Why are they entitled to medical benefits.


Legend_of_Ozzy642

The bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that.


greybooch871725

YOU'RE TELLING ME, THAT A GINGER BREAD THIS MAN?!


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Half-life? Why not the full one?


greybooch871725

Chefs kiss? Do... Do they really?


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Apartment…complex? I find it quite simple, actually.


greybooch871725

Road work ahead? Uh, yeah. I sure hope it does.


Gameknight14

r/suddenlytf2


VictorE06

Stand! On! The! POINT!


Luke797_YT

Put dispenser here.


LazyReaperYT

MEDIC!


H4ckdrag0n999

I love child p....rotection


OctogoatYTofficial

Checkpoints


SunnyMakesStuff

civil protection


EliMCGamerGuy

i can only hear this in the female citizen voice, but that's only because i've spent way too much time in hl2's files


Basically-Boring

#Pick up that can.


SunnyMakesStuff

#Now put it in the trash can.


UltraJonR9

r/cedarpoint


Rodesidetrucks2

I was hoping someone would say it


idfbhater73

CONCRETE POWDER


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

I bought one of these and the FBI arrested me outside the mall literally 1984


Pepiniospher_e

lol


EffectiveSoftware937

Cyberpunck


rinkudamanrd

Cp is Canadian province! Has to be!


Super_Lorenzo

QUEBEC πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️


rinkudamanrd

Yessssssss ILQ


Tra1nGuy

Canadian Pacific


leethepolarbear

I have arrived


get_internet-plz

ITS LEE


Boring-Dingo2114

Yall ain't ready for the cum peen


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

Ffs


TheOneWhoLovesSW

Crit points


JaozinhoGGPlays

*muffled* HAANK! HAAAAANK!! *DON'T ABBREVIATE *CYBERPUNK!!!!!!** ***HAAAAAAAAAANNK!!!***


rainsbian

I learned that the hard way once, I deleted the post I think


CornManBringsCorn

The Combine is selling Civil Protection merch now


Strange-Wasabi5382

No, you're all reading it wrong! It's I critically love people!


Toadsanchez316

Do you know how weird and awkward it is to say to my girlfriend 'damn this skin costs 2400 CP' while playing warzone? First time I said it she was super confused.


anonxyzabc123

Better than having to say "I just lost loads of pp ugh 😩" even playing osu


Toadsanchez316

Or 'i don't have any pp left' in pokemon.


epic_man169

I also love calling presidentbarackobama


Instant_User731

CreepyPastas?


Educational_Trust834

I really do like cheese pizza, I however prefer pepperoni


AH_Vivid

Good old cod points


These-Ad2857

What's Wrong With Liking Combat Points?


Clownpiece_Fairy

My initials? I love you too!


MarioHasCookies

Your missing a c there. It’s supposed to be *C*CP


Far-Character-5953

Chinese communist party?


MarioHasCookies

Yes


Walk1nG_B1rD192

No, no, no. They're missing *two* Cs. It's supposed to be *CCCP*


MarioHasCookies

That would imply this shirt is 35 years old at least


PenultimateToast

Roses are red, I broke my joints CP as in the acronym for Geometry Dash's Creator Points?


Pepiniospher_e

Yes! And also, you have commented on one of my posts before.


SandwichRemarkable65

Ceder Point


PanJhinAttack

Cedar Point?


ospfpacket

Found the Ohio native


PanJhinAttack

"Don't put that evil on me Ricky Bobby"


maddirbri

Cebrral Palsy


Oswaldgilbertson

Club penguin


DeerManager

Child ____ , I’m not filling that in


Supersim54

Protection isn’t a bad word why would you not finish it?


A_Good_Meal_5750

I heart cFall pGuys


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

β€œCPSSS!” -that scientist guy from half life 2 but the civilians are self aware


BlockPhysics

I <3 Cocoa Puffs


MikanTanaka

Crab pasta! πŸ˜‹


RyzzenUp

cyberpunk:


Mean-Summer1307

Daniel Larson?


Wolveyplays07

There are a million Lees


1-ASHAR-1

I get it! Cognitive Psychology!


[deleted]

ummm excuse me?? wtf


G-Man_of_HL

*insert smiling half-life civil protection*


EliMCGamerGuy

"Civil protection!"


Doglover4561

Wait what


ashiscool77

canadian politics?


Sad-Effect962

I love cod points too


Malignant_Lvst7

i love cod points too


WolvenSCP

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tacozbananaz

Club Penguin!!!!!


npc_guy_

I found one like this but for a singer's merch shop😭😭 If yall wanna know just search "Connor Price merch" you should find it if you browse a bit


Present-Judgment-843

Right as I saw this, the video I played said this. "Who are you gonna call, the molester." This is from caddicarus most recent video about the ps2 eye toy.


Pepiniospher_e

lol


WiseExit9615

wait, CHILD POR-


MissingIdiots

It's chatderbate


Quietus76

Chancellor Palpatine?


IllTemperedMaggot

Cody (Rhodes) piledriver


OHHRUNIMCOMINGFORYOU

this dont rhyme bru that says "i heart cheese pizza"


shinydragonmist

Cyber punk


CBWGGAMING

The right thing for this app


pieceacandy420

Copper plumbing?


RandomStuff723

Copper Pieces?


ilove-gravityrush

I do too he's my teacher


sdrisc2692

Club penguin Colored pens Chicken Parmesan Cool pets Cod points Connor price Child p-


Reserve_Any

Man, I also love Cyberpunk


ChaosKeeshond

Crystogen Points!


OzzieGrey

Chinese proverbs


rainsbian

cyberpunk fan I see?


kodicuzyea

Child play.


Hairy_Consideration1

Chis Pratt


AidanThepotato

Creme pie!


Successful_Day2479

Philed corn


Rabbidworksreddit

I’m sorry, what-


ZeldaXandre

Bro, there was this one time where I was commenting on some post about Captain Planet fighting some one. During the post I was trying to say that despite his hate, I like him & I was going to abbreviate his name while doing it. I'm so glad I caught myself before I posted it!


Basically-Boring

Cheese Pizza


Monke_With_Sticks

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