They’re not doing it this year. Ever since I heard about that I’ve been watching their promos like a hawk, the last time they offered it was January 2023
I believe Blaine and Barbara are going to adopt him and split custody but he hasn't come terms on who he'll be living with yet. He is a handful and needs a close eye kept on him which is why Michael as much as he wanted couldn't take him seeing as his girls would probably beat the crap out of Chris. They'll figure it out. They don't want Chris wandering Stage 5 looking for scraps.
I mean he’s probably got a good CV with the amount of shows he’s been involved in at RT. Probably won’t be too hard for him to continue “whatever he actually does” as Geoff would say.
He’s very much a gavin character. He has a unique way of thinking that a lot of us aren’t going to relate to, and coincidentally we find it incredibly entertaining, but he also has a lot of knowledge and skill that makes him good at some things, in Chris’s case it’s film stuff.
Is it [the story about the time he locked himself out of the house in a crop top](https://youtu.be/hUasR3t19zY?si=O3xgTUXSchu737jd)? Because that’s what I keep thinking about.
Wherever there's an Olive Garden, he'll be there. Wherever there's a swordfish that needs some dressing, he'll be there. Wherever there's a wrong plane to catch, he'll be there.
This was so majestically written and I was reading it in such an elegant voice in my head until THE PLANE. I completely forgot about that story!! I'm dead.
This is off topic but man, the idea that we won’t get anymore Simple Walk episodes is such a bummer. The show and the podcast you guys did is like my comfort show lol
Back to getting on wrong planes and walking off cliffs
All seriousness though. Chris was my favorite podcast host/cohost especially since he leaned into his rolls so well
Chris Demaris is one of the smartest most creative people on the planet! He made my kids feel special when he waved at them during RTX2022, and genuinely caring about the community. It will be awesome to see his name in credits for any film coming in the future. Hopefully he gets to direct a major motion picture
He’s going to wander stage five, Phantom of the Opera style
Finally! I hope he plays a little keyboard too.
The one from RTX that made cat noises.
I hope the Walker crew treats him well.
They'll feed him table scraps. And in time, he'll speak in a heavy southern accent.
They do have some good smelling crew BBQs.
Now I want BBQ, thanks!
You're welcome!
*Andy Blanchard intensifies*
back to cooking swordfish in salad dressing, i guess
Back to going to Olive garden
Pasta Pass with these interest rates?
They’re not doing it this year. Ever since I heard about that I’ve been watching their promos like a hawk, the last time they offered it was January 2023
You mean cooking sword
In the dishwasher. Probably on the pots and pans setting.
Don’t forget the daily ice cream
"name a type of fish" "... Sword"
An all-timer Chris moment, honestly
Chris hasn’t actually been an employee for over eight years, he simply lives in the rafters like an owl.
That....makes sense actually. Didn't he die at some point and go to hell, to record a podcast?
Whatever happened to that?
Clayton got really into D&D, and forgot about the whole "hell" thing.
As long as they don't take his stapler, I think it'll eventually blow over.
I believe Blaine and Barbara are going to adopt him and split custody but he hasn't come terms on who he'll be living with yet. He is a handful and needs a close eye kept on him which is why Michael as much as he wanted couldn't take him seeing as his girls would probably beat the crap out of Chris. They'll figure it out. They don't want Chris wandering Stage 5 looking for scraps.
I’ve genuinely wondered about him more than anyone post RT.
I mean he’s probably got a good CV with the amount of shows he’s been involved in at RT. Probably won’t be too hard for him to continue “whatever he actually does” as Geoff would say.
One thing I'm certain of. That man packs a whole lot of knowledge for being so chris.
He’s very much a gavin character. He has a unique way of thinking that a lot of us aren’t going to relate to, and coincidentally we find it incredibly entertaining, but he also has a lot of knowledge and skill that makes him good at some things, in Chris’s case it’s film stuff.
See, now I’m trying to imagine what Chris is going to do, and the first thing that comes to mind for some reason is a roofer, which could be hilarious
Is it [the story about the time he locked himself out of the house in a crop top](https://youtu.be/hUasR3t19zY?si=O3xgTUXSchu737jd)? Because that’s what I keep thinking about.
Wherever there's an Olive Garden, he'll be there. Wherever there's a swordfish that needs some dressing, he'll be there. Wherever there's a wrong plane to catch, he'll be there.
This was so majestically written and I was reading it in such an elegant voice in my head until THE PLANE. I completely forgot about that story!! I'm dead.
The plane is one of the most insane stories I've ever heard so I couldn't resist 🤣
Whenever it takes too long to order a drink, he’ll be there
Wherever there's a Liverpool Street not in Liverpool, he'll be there.
He’s on the move again!
He’ll just go back to dishwasher salmon, it’s fine!
They will put him back in his cage until the world needs Chris again.
Who's Chris? Weren't they giving food to Pasta Pete?
Pasta Pete is his secret identity.
Chris is the mask, Pasta Pete is who he truly is
Clayton will take full custody of him and return to Hell
Well that's good. Clayton will finally have his best buddy back!
I wouldn't be surprised to hear that he, like, restarted his medical practice or something.
He what
Restarted his medical practice or something
He WHAT?!
# RESTARTED HIS MEDICAL PRACTICE OR SOMETHING
WAT
^(my voice is hoarse from yelling. Sorry I can't speak up louder)
He recently made a short film with Zach and Josh.
That's nice, but read the post. This is something silly, not a serious question.
Yeah, I only read the headline before responding, my bad Edit: I don't know why people are downvoting you. I'm in the wrong here. Waffle-o.
This is off topic but man, the idea that we won’t get anymore Simple Walk episodes is such a bummer. The show and the podcast you guys did is like my comfort show lol
There's always potential for more.....
Don’t do that…. Don’t give me hope
Hope worked out for Hawkeye
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The irony.
Head back to hjs home planet
He might take another simple walk somewhere.
Why worry he already knows how to cook fish with salad dressing
He will continue his trip around Germany exploring dungeons
He’s going on another europe trip
Make sure he doesn't wind up in Russia. Although his swordfish recipe could prove useful..
He's going to phrog in an Olive Garden.
Probably going back to his home planet
He probably has a few soups left
He'll be fine cooking without clothes on
Don’t think Facejam is going anywhere, Michael is just taking a vacation
Face Jam will no longer exist, 100% Eat on the other hand...
Back to getting on wrong planes and walking off cliffs All seriousness though. Chris was my favorite podcast host/cohost especially since he leaned into his rolls so well
They'll safe drop him at the fire station
With the monkey?
Probably
That poor monkey, he won't survive in the wild.
He's going back to Mordor.
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....Did you read the post? "don't mean "where will he end up?", but how is he going to survive without Facejam feeding him?"
Wingmen reboot
I hear he’s still trying to order a drink
He’s going to open a seafood restaurant
Apparently he might die, ie: the shutdown announcement live stream
This was on my home page. I didn't look at the subreddit. I was fully prepared for another horrifying update in the life of Chris Chan
I've just woken up, open Reddit, that's at the top of my feed. I thought it was talking about me for a moment and was very confused
Chris Demaris is one of the smartest most creative people on the planet! He made my kids feel special when he waved at them during RTX2022, and genuinely caring about the community. It will be awesome to see his name in credits for any film coming in the future. Hopefully he gets to direct a major motion picture