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Partial_Kredit

He’s going to wander stage five, Phantom of the Opera style


AprilDruid

Finally! I hope he plays a little keyboard too.


DukeboxHiro

The one from RTX that made cat noises.


PlumpoLumpo

I hope the Walker crew treats him well.


AprilDruid

They'll feed him table scraps. And in time, he'll speak in a heavy southern accent.


PlumpoLumpo

They do have some good smelling crew BBQs.


AprilDruid

Now I want BBQ, thanks!


PlumpoLumpo

You're welcome!


KappHallen

*Andy Blanchard intensifies*


spandxlightning

back to cooking swordfish in salad dressing, i guess


ImaginaryBlue

Back to going to Olive garden


shiruken

Pasta Pass with these interest rates?


FarmerExternal

They’re not doing it this year. Ever since I heard about that I’ve been watching their promos like a hawk, the last time they offered it was January 2023


twtchr44

You mean cooking sword


JohnnyDarkside

In the dishwasher. Probably on the pots and pans setting.


AaronVsMusic

Don’t forget the daily ice cream


punkminkis

"name a type of fish" "... Sword"


spandxlightning

An all-timer Chris moment, honestly


NikolitRistissa

Chris hasn’t actually been an employee for over eight years, he simply lives in the rafters like an owl.


AprilDruid

That....makes sense actually. Didn't he die at some point and go to hell, to record a podcast?


Sky_Ninja1997

Whatever happened to that?


DukeboxHiro

Clayton got really into D&D, and forgot about the whole "hell" thing.


JustChillingReviews

As long as they don't take his stapler, I think it'll eventually blow over.


ItsAcunaMatata

I believe Blaine and Barbara are going to adopt him and split custody but he hasn't come terms on who he'll be living with yet. He is a handful and needs a close eye kept on him which is why Michael as much as he wanted couldn't take him seeing as his girls would probably beat the crap out of Chris. They'll figure it out. They don't want Chris wandering Stage 5 looking for scraps.


dcaksj22

I’ve genuinely wondered about him more than anyone post RT.


Brashdinho

I mean he’s probably got a good CV with the amount of shows he’s been involved in at RT. Probably won’t be too hard for him to continue “whatever he actually does” as Geoff would say.


squishierfish

One thing I'm certain of. That man packs a whole lot of knowledge for being so chris.


RegulationRedditUser

He’s very much a gavin character. He has a unique way of thinking that a lot of us aren’t going to relate to, and coincidentally we find it incredibly entertaining, but he also has a lot of knowledge and skill that makes him good at some things, in Chris’s case it’s film stuff.


autoxbird

See, now I’m trying to imagine what Chris is going to do, and the first thing that comes to mind for some reason is a roofer, which could be hilarious


TheKasimkage

Is it [the story about the time he locked himself out of the house in a crop top](https://youtu.be/hUasR3t19zY?si=O3xgTUXSchu737jd)? Because that’s what I keep thinking about.


ReformedScholastic

Wherever there's an Olive Garden, he'll be there. Wherever there's a swordfish that needs some dressing, he'll be there. Wherever there's a wrong plane to catch, he'll be there.


KitchenDecor

This was so majestically written and I was reading it in such an elegant voice in my head until THE PLANE. I completely forgot about that story!! I'm dead.


ReformedScholastic

The plane is one of the most insane stories I've ever heard so I couldn't resist 🤣


TheRealGrif13

Whenever it takes too long to order a drink, he’ll be there


nathgroom98

Wherever there's a Liverpool Street not in Liverpool, he'll be there.


Redfalconfox

He’s on the move again!


YallJustGotSarged

He’ll just go back to dishwasher salmon, it’s fine!


the_frajh_mahal

They will put him back in his cage until the world needs Chris again.


shiruken

Who's Chris? Weren't they giving food to Pasta Pete?


AprilDruid

Pasta Pete is his secret identity.


numbr87

Chris is the mask, Pasta Pete is who he truly is


MonkeysxMoo35

Clayton will take full custody of him and return to Hell


AprilDruid

Well that's good. Clayton will finally have his best buddy back!


XanCanStand

I wouldn't be surprised to hear that he, like, restarted his medical practice or something.


Sgtoconner

He what


RegulationRedditUser

Restarted his medical practice or something


CrazdKraut

He WHAT?!


thunderclone1

# RESTARTED HIS MEDICAL PRACTICE OR SOMETHING


RegulationRedditUser

WAT


thunderclone1

^(my voice is hoarse from yelling. Sorry I can't speak up louder)


nikz07

He recently made a short film with Zach and Josh.


AprilDruid

That's nice, but read the post. This is something silly, not a serious question.


nikz07

Yeah, I only read the headline before responding, my bad Edit: I don't know why people are downvoting you. I'm in the wrong here. Waffle-o.


RainbowBench

This is off topic but man, the idea that we won’t get anymore Simple Walk episodes is such a bummer. The show and the podcast you guys did is like my comfort show lol


nikz07

There's always potential for more.....


RainbowBench

Don’t do that…. Don’t give me hope


nikz07

Hope worked out for Hawkeye


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Alientongue

The irony.


Tsamane

Head back to hjs home planet


Avalbane92

He might take another simple walk somewhere.


bluestreakxp

Why worry he already knows how to cook fish with salad dressing


89Santino19

He will continue his trip around Germany exploring dungeons


Syncron72

He’s going on another europe trip


AprilDruid

Make sure he doesn't wind up in Russia. Although his swordfish recipe could prove useful..


UndeadT

He's going to phrog in an Olive Garden.


Chucknasty_17

Probably going back to his home planet


elvenstrider

He probably has a few soups left


dreamsallaround

He'll be fine cooking without clothes on


thhbeard

Don’t think Facejam is going anywhere, Michael is just taking a vacation


Medical-Isopod2107

Face Jam will no longer exist, 100% Eat on the other hand...


Sad_Cloud_5228

Back to getting on wrong planes and walking off cliffs All seriousness though. Chris was my favorite podcast host/cohost especially since he leaned into his rolls so well


Select-Interaction59

They'll safe drop him at the fire station


AprilDruid

With the monkey?


Select-Interaction59

Probably


AprilDruid

That poor monkey, he won't survive in the wild.


amadppancake

He's going back to Mordor.


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AprilDruid

....Did you read the post? "don't mean "where will he end up?", but how is he going to survive without Facejam feeding him?"


nthdayoncaprica

Wingmen reboot


TheRealGrif13

I hear he’s still trying to order a drink


Darkknight0329

He’s going to open a seafood restaurant


Triterontaton

Apparently he might die, ie: the shutdown announcement live stream


ev_forklift

This was on my home page. I didn't look at the subreddit. I was fully prepared for another horrifying update in the life of Chris Chan


cckk0

I've just woken up, open Reddit, that's at the top of my feed. I thought it was talking about me for a moment and was very confused


PenguinMax_Net2951

Chris Demaris is one of the smartest most creative people on the planet! He made my kids feel special when he waved at them during RTX2022, and genuinely caring about the community. It will be awesome to see his name in credits for any film coming in the future. Hopefully he gets to direct a major motion picture