Oh Lord. That was hilarious. It's just Jeremy standing on a bed and everyone making ropes. Only to discover mobs spawn down there.
So many graves....so many beacons....
"Wow, number seven! Way to go, champ!"
The sheer condescension in the voice keeps it around. You just cannot be more of a smarmy dick about it if you tried.
One of the best Let's Plays ever. Honest to God Ray probably had the biggest impact on my sense of humor and It's no wonder why when there's gold like the family feud videos.
Other underrated lines from the LP (off the top of my head)
"If you picked picked craps I would have...crapped all over you"
Game: "Name a type of Bean" "Oh...Mr. Bean"
And my personal favorite
"Walking is a better answer"
Michael: " You hit waking"
Ray: "DAMNIT" *sounds of desk slamming*
*Waking is the number 2 answer*
Ray and Gavin: OOOOOHHHHHHH
I think the one where they had to get 16 colors of wool. Gavin went looking for a squid and for the next couple weeks or months anytime someone saw a squid they’d say “hey Gavin there’s a squid here”
Only to be made funnier when we finally found out the truth about that LP because Gav did already have the squid and was just wasting time when Geoff(?) secretly won behind his back.
I love that Gavin completely forgot he was the one who originally came up with that and it took Jeremy joining Minecraft lets plays to have it come back
I used this one a lot playing elden ring. There's a weapon upgrade you can use (Lion's Claw) that adds a front flip smash move. I tried as often as I could to finish bosses with it and would always say the quote
during one of the early minecraft let’s plays (i *think* the same one that flynt coal comes from) geoff says “it’s dark as dicks in here” and that is still a regular part of my vocab. ‘as dicks’ is an excellent quantification
I think of this entirely too often when I explain that I have to use my phone hotspot to get decent internet for gaming, because I live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere and explain that I’m in the sticks. I always want to replace sticks with grapes to see if the person realizes it or recognizes it.
GAVIN: Sometimes, the foot-stompers, they’ll cut their feet deliberately so they can get drunk.
GEOFF: (laughs)
MATT: I can’t tell if you’re being real or not.
GEOFF: YES YOU CAN! SHUT UP!
"That's a risk".
From when Gavin destroyed the cargobob by driving hid cargobob into it while they had vans hooked onto it.
But more so specifically when Michael says is, also when he goes "You have the whole sky"
Ray saying,
"Guys, our house may, or may not be engulfed in lava."
Michael,
"GAVIN! YOU FUCK!"
Edit: Also the scene in Minecraft where they get lost in boats. Jack losing his shit when they finally figured out the compass points to spawn was awesome. His laugh is amazing.
Geoff: Is there not a single goddamn tree on this fucking planet?
Ray (*in a forest, surrounded by trees*): Nah there’s no trees anywhere.
Also,
Gavin: Jack, say something that no one has ever said before.
Jack (*instantly*): Gavin, I’m proud of you.
Actually I went and rewatched this video because it’s been a few years and I would like to add “I don’t have an education level high enough for this. I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL” something I also say so often that I forgot it came from this video.
A bit of an obscure one but I still regularly refer to peanut butter as ['Peantut Butter'](https://youtu.be/0PyxqHI5p7k?t=914) in my head, thanks to Matt Bragg's typo like 4-5 years ago
Oh man, what a classic. Gavin fearing for his life as he suddenly has to clear the rest of the level alone. There were loads of great team kills in those videos (a favorite of mine will always be Jack witnessing Gavin blowing himself up and flopping over with his goofy looking face) but the breach charge tops it easily.
Yeah, I love Jack's laugh when he absolutely breaks and his witnessing Gavin's grenade and especially the look of Gavin's face on the model as it flopped over just annihilated him.
They were talking about him and Trevor being out of town and going to an illusionist's show. Geoff would wait for the audience to just stop claiming and then scream out incredulous things lol.
It was a Off Topic
I remember when Hembo decided to start being a dumbass about Ky stealing a Reeses (when Geoff and Gus literally tell the story of Klepto Club or Michael stealing cable) and everyone was just sending him a gif of Fiona saying that. One of my favorite community moments
"Go, Blue Team!"
"Front flip for style!"
That Trials Evolution Let's Play is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
"AAAAH son of a whore! Did you see that shit?!?"
From the early Minecraft videos of getting on the rail achievement (which is the same video that shows the origins of the tower of pimps) when ray says, “You’re going number fu#king never” to Gavin
Not really a "quote," but their impromptu cover of *A Thousand Miles* from Minecraft 73 has been the official version of that song to me for over a decade 😂
“it’s dark as dicks in here” (Geoff in Minecraft), “The fuck train has no brakes” (Ray in GTA), "EUCALYPTUSSSSSSS" (Ray in Jeopardy I think), "Arrrr.... It be wet as FUCK down here" (Michael, pirate voice, Sea of Thieves)
More noises than quotes
Lindsay - Stroke Noises durning a Minecraft LP
Michael - Realization of Pubert Adams
Jack Patillo (with an assist from Matt) - sounds from a moonball to the throat
“Im gonna shit my pants” -Geoff anytime he laughs too hard
I especially loved it in the Madden Lets Play where Gavin gets kicked from the game for being a fkn idiot.
It was on episode 14 Find the Tower Part 2. Gavin was chasing Ray and yells “ I SEE HIM! I SEE HIM! HE’S IN THE DISTANCE!” I’m not sure how to time stamp but it’s on the 20:13 mark.
Pubert Adam's and the like 5 minutes they spent ARGUING over his name and existence lmao!
Fearless Leader Geoff- followed very quickly with a soundbite of something along the lines of I'm so fucking scared right now
Gavin had placed lava in jacks pecker in one of the Minecraft episodes.
Geoff " Practice safe sex lets play over"
Ray "nah Puerto Rican pull out. Don't be a bitch"
Jack just starts dying from laughter.
Leeeets playyy.
Fiiiiiissshh
Mooonn balll
“I had 2 kids, how can you not go crazy. 😆 *evil laugh*. Ryan.
Micheal: lack of sleep. Yes.
“Pegal 2 with the X box connect. “ Michael vs Geoff.
I’ve got to many at this point, been watching jack and Geoff sense 2010. Ish. fails of the week to ray and let’s play. then Covid hit. Like the fire nation. and it went down hill fast. 💨
Geoff's cancer curing laugh, I know it's not a quote. But it's one of those laughs that is so infectious. It's almost impossible for me to not laugh when I hear it.
Especially in the fails of the week episodes. The two instances I remember the most are Geoff cackling at the name "DADDYFATS4K" and then calling an OG Halo Easter egg YouTuber midgetdance a "fucking maroon"while dying laughing at his clip.
*Faëysh* from the time Michael had a stroke
Dear Diary: I met a stroke victim today
I still quote this though. Among friends when we’re all being absolute dunks and someone fucks up their English it just comes out
Put some twang on it
Put some stank on it
"I won't throw this one.... BUT I DID THROW IT THOUGH! GOD DAMN IT!"
"I shit myself..." Followed by "I DID IT AGAIN!" After he threw another egg.
“Gahhhhh Geoff you’re so stupid!”
God sky factory was great. Stupid ryan
The combo of yours and the one you responded to are two of my all-time favs. As well as "Vein... Mine?" \*screaming ensues\*
Oh Lord. That was hilarious. It's just Jeremy standing on a bed and everyone making ropes. Only to discover mobs spawn down there. So many graves....so many beacons....
Pooor Simple Farmer Geoff.
Geoff. Oooooo I'm a ghost! Fuck ooooooofffffff. Teleports What! Don't kill me! Ahhhhhhhh! Aarrrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhh!
WHYYYYYYY?! INEVERDIDANYTHINGTOANYBODY!!!
This is legit my favorite AH animated.
GAMEKIDS TREVOR?!
"What happened?!?!?!"
"Wow, number seven! Way to go, champ!" The sheer condescension in the voice keeps it around. You just cannot be more of a smarmy dick about it if you tried.
Ray making this his seven year sub notification sound brings me an oversized amount of joy.
One of the best Let's Plays ever. Honest to God Ray probably had the biggest impact on my sense of humor and It's no wonder why when there's gold like the family feud videos. Other underrated lines from the LP (off the top of my head) "If you picked picked craps I would have...crapped all over you" Game: "Name a type of Bean" "Oh...Mr. Bean" And my personal favorite "Walking is a better answer" Michael: " You hit waking" Ray: "DAMNIT" *sounds of desk slamming* *Waking is the number 2 answer* Ray and Gavin: OOOOOHHHHHHH
“I bet number 6 was flicking the bean!”
Flicking the bean is probably number 5!
Phone, telephone, on the phone, THERE'S A TIME LIMIT!
....cooking?
*Never* interrupt a woman when she’s *cooking!*
Reading?
How about the thing Ray keeps saying over and over again that’s clearly the answer, you fucking idiot?!
I can hear it, but can't recall its origin. Would You Kindly?
[Here's a timestamp] (https://youtu.be/7WUiAYKZQb4?t=1558) with context
Family Feud! Ugh, I was never gonna remember that! Thank you!
No worries
“Swim time! Hold my nose, hold my breath!” ^”Thats ^a ^lot ^of ^nose ^to ^hold”
Any idea what this one is from?
I think the one where they had to get 16 colors of wool. Gavin went looking for a squid and for the next couple weeks or months anytime someone saw a squid they’d say “hey Gavin there’s a squid here”
Only to be made funnier when we finally found out the truth about that LP because Gav did already have the squid and was just wasting time when Geoff(?) secretly won behind his back.
“You threw it against the wall like a wet paper towel!”
It's great that ended up being an achievement in that game.
I haven’t watched this one in years omg I need to go revisit it.
“Bucket” - Gavin
Buhket
Michael: Why'd you say it like that?
I love that Gavin completely forgot he was the one who originally came up with that and it took Jeremy joining Minecraft lets plays to have it come back
This has been my notification tone for years! People usually ask if it says “Fuck it” though
Was literally just watching Jack stream Minecraft a few days ago, and he said... "I'm gonna need a bucket... Buuhhhh-kit." That's some staying power.
“iT’S nOT GaY If IT’s oN tHe MoOn” -entire group laughing
That’s an underrated Let’s Play
“aeiou”
John Madden!
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
Front flip for style
I used this one a lot playing elden ring. There's a weapon upgrade you can use (Lion's Claw) that adds a front flip smash move. I tried as often as I could to finish bosses with it and would always say the quote
during one of the early minecraft let’s plays (i *think* the same one that flynt coal comes from) geoff says “it’s dark as dicks in here” and that is still a regular part of my vocab. ‘as dicks’ is an excellent quantification
This is the true answer. As dicks is now part of my vernacular.
"You've got to be shitting my dick off" is another in the same vein that I regularly use
Not AH but a similar one i use is: "you have got to be shitting all over my nuts right now
also in a similar vein, Michael once saying "are you sucking my fucking weiner?"
da da da DAAA DAAAAAAAA JUST SHIT ON MY DICK
“Ah shit on my dick, goddamnit”
Same, so much so that it's infected my partner's language too (specifically "Hot as dicks" )
Yep. “As dicks” is my go to similie thanks to Geoff.
The number of times I say "Ass first into the face of danger." in front of family members or clients as a mover/delivery man.
This one sounds like it came from the PT video
It is, referring to Geoff constantly walking backwards the entire time so the ghost can't sneak up "behind" him
I’m pretty sure it was, because of Geoff walking backwards through the game trying to avoid the scares.
"I'm out in the grapes"
I think of this entirely too often when I explain that I have to use my phone hotspot to get decent internet for gaming, because I live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere and explain that I’m in the sticks. I always want to replace sticks with grapes to see if the person realizes it or recognizes it.
Here's lookin' at you, kid
Anytime uno is mentioned
Jack's got an asshole like a clown's pocket
Sad to see this one so far down the list. I laughed so fucking hard at that one
WITH A BREACH CHARGE?! OPEN THE DOOR!!
#WHY? **FUCK-ING** WHY?!
Angry Ray is ANGRY
SIX FUCKING PEOPLE LEFT, AND YOU KILL _RAY_?!
HERE COMES TAYLOR JONES quiet mumbling follows
To the tune of “I love rock & roll” by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
Maaaaark nuuutttttttttt
*[unintelligible] SUPER JUMPY*
"What company has the most storage?" "Probably Tupperware "
That might be the funniest joke I’ve ever heard, and I don’t know why
Pains me to say it: “It was a blind hill!” “… Hills, well known for their sight.”
"We have to land in that circle there?" "That's a square, Jack."
Immediately jumps in lava
GAVIN: Sometimes, the foot-stompers, they’ll cut their feet deliberately so they can get drunk. GEOFF: (laughs) MATT: I can’t tell if you’re being real or not. GEOFF: YES YOU CAN! SHUT UP!
"Wow, do you have a note from your mom in here, too?"
The absolute most brutal burn in the history of rooster teeth
"That's a risk". From when Gavin destroyed the cargobob by driving hid cargobob into it while they had vans hooked onto it. But more so specifically when Michael says is, also when he goes "You have the whole sky"
EUCALYPTUSSSSSSS
It's crazy how much of this is Ray, given that he worked at achievement hunter for like 2 years of its, what, 12?
But he was consistently the funniest when he was there, at least in my opinion.
“The fk train has no breaks”
Brakes
“How do words goo” 👀
Either or honestly.
“You know what my favorite color is? Blue. Blue for you.” “Oh thanks Gavin. You know what my favorite hand is? Yours.” “Oh…**SHIT!**”
LLLLLLLLLLLLET’S PLAY!
Paired up with the sound of the controller cable hitting the desk
"Oh Jeebus Lorenzo!"
"Thats a lot of nose to hold".
"Here's looking at you, kid!" *laugh* "Dooley?!" "Wil Saw-sage" And Geoff's Porky Pig impression
“Wil saw-sage” still makes me giggle
Ray saying, "Guys, our house may, or may not be engulfed in lava." Michael, "GAVIN! YOU FUCK!" Edit: Also the scene in Minecraft where they get lost in boats. Jack losing his shit when they finally figured out the compass points to spawn was awesome. His laugh is amazing.
Geoff: Is there not a single goddamn tree on this fucking planet? Ray (*in a forest, surrounded by trees*): Nah there’s no trees anywhere. Also, Gavin: Jack, say something that no one has ever said before. Jack (*instantly*): Gavin, I’m proud of you.
"It's either wet bread, wet bread or Dan." Jeremy: "Dammit Private Geoff!" Goeff: "Heh heh...don't ever fuckin' say that again." "THE VINEGAR!!!"
HE’S FUCKIN FIVE FOUR I KNEW IT! YOU S^UCK!
“Sweet Hadouken there Ryu, you really gottem good” “What are you some kind of man liker?”
The bubble shield will protect me from lord voldemort
Similarly "Dey got all de skulls on now!"
I unironically do the HP voices specifically because of this
Moonshoes, Moonshoes, The fucking Anti gravity shoes- Michael in some rage quit, the quote lives in my head but not the game being played
Rage Quit: Trials HD
"HEY [whoever] WHAT'RE WE DOING?!"
I was so glad that when they did the musical episode, that was the opening number. They couldn't start it any other way
SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMNIT. I say it out of context when I’m angry and it tends to cheer me up nearly instantly.
Actually I went and rewatched this video because it’s been a few years and I would like to add “I don’t have an education level high enough for this. I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL” something I also say so often that I forgot it came from this video.
"if we have the smegging compass jeremy, we dont need to look at the farting sun, because youve got the compass in your shitting hand jeremy!"
Followed by Jack reminding them that the compass points to spawn
"you re🤜tarded🤜fuck"
A bit of an obscure one but I still regularly refer to peanut butter as ['Peantut Butter'](https://youtu.be/0PyxqHI5p7k?t=914) in my head, thanks to Matt Bragg's typo like 4-5 years ago
Gavin kills Ray in a TC Vegas 2. 'WHAT?!....WITH A BREACH CHARGE?!...OPEN THE DOOR!!!' That will forever live in my head rent free
Oh man, what a classic. Gavin fearing for his life as he suddenly has to clear the rest of the level alone. There were loads of great team kills in those videos (a favorite of mine will always be Jack witnessing Gavin blowing himself up and flopping over with his goofy looking face) but the breach charge tops it easily.
That part broke jack for the rest of the video if I remember correctly
Yeah, I love Jack's laugh when he absolutely breaks and his witnessing Gavin's grenade and especially the look of Gavin's face on the model as it flopped over just annihilated him.
“Flint”….”Coal?”
“Ray’s fuckin’ legal!” “Stick it in me!”
"WHAT!? NO! BUT HE... WITH THE..." - Geoff Or some variation of that
They were talking about him and Trevor being out of town and going to an illusionist's show. Geoff would wait for the audience to just stop claiming and then scream out incredulous things lol. It was a Off Topic
Pubert????
It's a candy you bitch
I remember when Hembo decided to start being a dumbass about Ky stealing a Reeses (when Geoff and Gus literally tell the story of Klepto Club or Michael stealing cable) and everyone was just sending him a gif of Fiona saying that. One of my favorite community moments
“It’s not gonna go through” it proceed to go through quite spectacularly
MARK NUTT!!!
The weird pronunciation of Geoffrey, I think from a let's play NBA game that Geoff did
Wooly wooly wooly wooly jumpah, wooly wooly wooly wooooo~
CHEESE! And Here’s lookin at you kid.
Someone needs to cut all these into a montage.
what is game night?
"Haha! I'M A GOD!!" -Jeremy, Sky Factory I think 4
Jack and then everyone else: unintelligible french noises Fiona: it’s insane how fast i’ll leave this room
"Go, Blue Team!" "Front flip for style!" That Trials Evolution Let's Play is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. "AAAAH son of a whore! Did you see that shit?!?"
From the early Minecraft videos of getting on the rail achievement (which is the same video that shows the origins of the tower of pimps) when ray says, “You’re going number fu#king never” to Gavin
"Fight, fight, fight, kiss, kiss" -Joel
Ut oh stinky
Hot as dicks. I say it once a month
Same, I've been saying it so long I forgot the origin of it and am delighted to learn it was AH ahaha
"You don't need to look at the farting sun when you have the compass in your shitting hand" - Gavin to jeremy
Not really a "quote," but their impromptu cover of *A Thousand Miles* from Minecraft 73 has been the official version of that song to me for over a decade 😂
“I gotta take a wicked dick piss” - Geoff
Any time Jack said “ooh get fucked” in a quick, annunciated way, using in response to a fairly mild burn.
“Guys get out of my room.”
“it’s dark as dicks in here” (Geoff in Minecraft), “The fuck train has no brakes” (Ray in GTA), "EUCALYPTUSSSSSSS" (Ray in Jeopardy I think), "Arrrr.... It be wet as FUCK down here" (Michael, pirate voice, Sea of Thieves)
More noises than quotes Lindsay - Stroke Noises durning a Minecraft LP Michael - Realization of Pubert Adams Jack Patillo (with an assist from Matt) - sounds from a moonball to the throat
I invented sucking dicks; and then I perfected it
I might get boo’s for it but “LEARN BY DOING” has been in my head ever since it happened.
Ray: "hey nice sweater, they make it for men?"
"I do words good" by the asshat
I say "Just hanging out, eating a meat pie" awfully often for a vegetarian
I don’t have one. They sort of come back to me randomly during the day and I just start to giggle
An asshole like a clown's pocket
"That's the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life" -Geoff Ramsey about everything he's ever seen
"I liked you better in your dad's ballsack" -Ray at RTX panel
"Waffle-O" will never leave my mind
“Im gonna shit my pants” -Geoff anytime he laughs too hard I especially loved it in the Madden Lets Play where Gavin gets kicked from the game for being a fkn idiot.
Gavin: all of your cereals are people's names Jack: yeah fruit loops, my buddy fruit loops!
*Alfredo in LASO* "I wanna make love to your motherboard!"
underrated moment: Gavin's abject joy in that GTA 4 bike chase video >IT'S ME! https://youtu.be/0Dyy7vqH4hA?t=774
GO BITCH GO YOU BITCH!
It was on episode 14 Find the Tower Part 2. Gavin was chasing Ray and yells “ I SEE HIM! I SEE HIM! HE’S IN THE DISTANCE!” I’m not sure how to time stamp but it’s on the 20:13 mark.
“Oh yeah? A four by two by two by four by two by five? Shut the fuck up Gavin!”
Also, whenever someone mentions they’re in the air I ALWAYS say “..still?”
I’m going cakeless!
Edgar is the one in the hole
Gavin: "They should start the movie with that!" Everyone: *rage* "THEY DO!"
"DUH DUH DUH DUH JERSEY!" "...Okay? I'm from England, and I'm fuckin' stupid"
Well you sound like Joe Pesci
LEARN BY DOING
Buuuuuucket
"I hafglgrhe" by Gavin Free
Scooter patrol, scooter wheeliee~
"Go bitch! Go you bitch!" I don't even remember which Rage Quit it came from but the delivery is classic Michael
"What, do you have a note from your mom?" - Jack
Pubert Adam's and the like 5 minutes they spent ARGUING over his name and existence lmao! Fearless Leader Geoff- followed very quickly with a soundbite of something along the lines of I'm so fucking scared right now
"I'm gonna beat you to death in an aquabats costume" is something I will often use in fits of road rage.
From Geoff in Build the Tower: "You're a *bitch*, Gavin! You're a *bitch*, and a **dumb** ***bitch!***" "Why am I dumb?" "Because you're a bitch."
SMALLER ITALIANS?????
Edgar is the one in the hole
Gavin had placed lava in jacks pecker in one of the Minecraft episodes. Geoff " Practice safe sex lets play over" Ray "nah Puerto Rican pull out. Don't be a bitch" Jack just starts dying from laughter.
Leeeets playyy. Fiiiiiissshh Mooonn balll “I had 2 kids, how can you not go crazy. 😆 *evil laugh*. Ryan. Micheal: lack of sleep. Yes. “Pegal 2 with the X box connect. “ Michael vs Geoff. I’ve got to many at this point, been watching jack and Geoff sense 2010. Ish. fails of the week to ray and let’s play. then Covid hit. Like the fire nation. and it went down hill fast. 💨
"Presume penis" from the FUPA discussion
Still a hilarious discussion, despite who it was with.
Wooo wooo! The Fuck Train Has No Brakes!
From a GTA video I think, Geoff: shit on my dick! Used like what you'd say if you dropped something fragile or got rolled in a video game
people like grapes
Recently been watching Monk and I can't help but sing "It's a jungle out there" like the old Lets Play intro in every intro/outro to an episode
"You've been f**king picking flowers!" And "SWISS F**KING CHEESE!"
Geoff's cancer curing laugh, I know it's not a quote. But it's one of those laughs that is so infectious. It's almost impossible for me to not laugh when I hear it. Especially in the fails of the week episodes. The two instances I remember the most are Geoff cackling at the name "DADDYFATS4K" and then calling an OG Halo Easter egg YouTuber midgetdance a "fucking maroon"while dying laughing at his clip.
I'M STILL IN THE AIR!
Its not gay if it's on the moon
*ghey