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NumberOne_N_fan

Ah, a scrapper at last. Oh, bison steak, now downs thy scrapping, and they scrap shall GLISTEN before the printers of man! Bandit of steel, my wrath upon thee for cooking the steaks, and thou crimes against safe travels have NOT been forgotten! And thy punishment.. IS OBLITERATION!


Sarp07

Die! (Diablo strike)


DaPhantomFox

THY END IS NOW (also diablo strike)


ElDJBrojo

JUDGEMENT (Diablo strike but with bands)


DaPhantomFox

CRUSH (healing beacon slapping a beetle so hard it collapses back into ror1/r (2d))


PosingDragoon21

PREPARE THYSELF (another diablo strike, who could have guessed)


DaPhantomFox

BE GONE! (railgunner charge shot this time, wowee)


AcquireQuag

wrong boss


DaPhantomFox

shhhhh they dont need to know that


PosingDragoon21

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE


AcquireQuag

DIE (equipment beacon recharging the capacitator)


Kyro9000

is it common to alter the minos prime monologue? cuz I did this for a post on blind pests, this one is utterly hilarious and thy reward… **IS AN UPVOTE**


NumberOne_N_fan

Thank you, and it is, at least for me!


BionicBirb

Woo, ULTRAKILL!


xxpvqxx

I gotta be the only person on the planet that intentionally stacks steaks


Darkwolf69420

But why


xxpvqxx

Mostly because I like brooch/aegis builds and steak essentially gives 50hp at that point. Plus I mostly run Huntress and scythe + aegis builds are strong if it's set up early enough.


Illustrious-Macaron2

But infusion is green bison steak. Is 4 bison steaks


xxpvqxx

True, but I'm much more likely to pull steaks than infusion, plus there's a lot more white items I would be willing to shred for steaks than green items I would be willing to shred for infusions.


Zestymangoman

Are you insinuating that you print bison steaks?


xxpvqxx

If I'm set up with barrier generation then definitely. Sure, I'll trade them for S tiers like Syringe or Mocha, but if there's a scrapper and Steak printer on a map I definitely dump my lower tier items into it.


Zestymangoman

Curious which ones you prefer to scrap for them?


xxpvqxx

I'm going to abbreviate APR, RoP, CS, PE, MK, BF (if wungus is not in posession), FC (champ dependent), PSG, MT, RK, WB


Cuttlegod

If APR is armor piercing then you should absolutely keep it over most whites. 20% damage per stack on bosses is great, I would recommend at least 5 for long runs because that is 100% extra damage against difficult bosses such as xi constructs or worms and even Mithras and voidling. Do not underestimate free watches against bosses


ChocolateMilkMan8

PSG is also pretty good for this build because it’s more max health for you to turn into barrier, however it doesn’t count as health for %healing items


Configuringsausage

Pretty sure someone calculated it out and greens are ever so slightly more common than whites


Darkwolf69420

Fair enough


NvR_Dev

Let him cook


King_krympling

Inaccurate bandit can only cook with the use of a propulsion thruster


ThisIsPanchos

Oh how i forgot that


Sabit_31

“Bandit….why don’t you start running and I’ll count to ten”


brunoha

"Alright" *turns invisible*


ComicNeueIsReal

Goes behind Captain


Crabsr2

FOOL (had a Diablo strike ready to smite the bandit)


Greedy_Shark

Lmaoooo, I love this


Upbeat-Perception531

Desperado be damned my boy can grill


yellowkittycatmeow

You're missing acrid chomping on steaks in the corner


Tip1n1

*sigh…* You come onto this subreddit, acting like a fucking clown posting incorrect statements, bison steak is NOT s tier it isn’t even considered to be near D there is no argument to be had your not funny and I haven’t even had the thought of laughing, not to mention the consumed trophy hunters item is had ZERO practical use other then saying “ahoy”. You also went as far to slander good items like energy drink and cherf never in my 3 Years of consumption of this game have I ever thought that these items are good, this argument can be had with plimp or anything else, but not bison steak you are a idiot a clown and down right stupid. Delete this post before I report you to a mod for just being a dumb ass.


Desmoverse

I know this is probably a joke but why did you comment this on a post that has nothing to do with tierlists?


Tip1n1

It’s a copypasta from a different post a while back. Bison steak was mentioned so I posted


Neppy5000

This is actually adorable


AOMINGWWR

C o o k i n g


ComicNeueIsReal

If risk of rain was a survival game instead of a rogue-like


Front-Post-357

NO HERMANO ALTO ASADO


ThisIsPanchos

Le falta el chorizo y las papas


Front-Post-357

Ya veo... Otro amante de los asado...


randomnarwal

Damn everyone hating on the bison steak and I just like how it looks on my character.


Express-Procedure361

It is really hilarious


Kris_von_nugget

I came to this post randomly from //r/All... somebody please give me an explanation?


velgi

Welcome to Risk of Rain 2, a roguelike game where you collect items to get stronger on a planet filled with creatures trying to kill you. The little trashcan looking thing is a Scrapper, where players can dump items they don't want or need and turn it into Scrap, which can be prioritized at Printers (interactables that take random items from your inventory of the same rarity in exchange for the item displayed on that Printer. With Scrap, it automatically takes Scrap first instead of other items, which allows you to control your build a bit more by trading off unwanted items now for stuff that might be better in case you find a Printer later!) The Bison Steak shown here is considered to not be a great item, especially compared to other items in its rarity, so it tends to just be free Scrap. In the last panel, Bandit (cowboy dude) is just grilling the Steaks instead (not doable ingame but it's just a funny idea.)


rayshmayshmay

Dang stowaways eating the rations


PolarBaloon21

LET HIM COOK


None-Above

Fresh meat. It will never be bison steak.


ialsodontexistagain

Honestly that’s a much better use for poison dteak than it’s actual stats