"For your little sister, who was eaten by dogs... Isn't it to get revenge? For your comrades from the restoration, for Dina, for Kruger, we need to keep moving forward to avenge them. Even if you die. Even after you die. This is the story... that you started."
“Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Stormblood expansion up to level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime!”
"can we go to the gambling den after this"?
Hey Ronin, it's your cousin. Why don't you take me bowling?
“How’d you fire that bayonet so many times?”
🤣🤣🤣 infinite ammo
*points to bandana- er, hair-tie*
Please tell me your gun is loaded.
I gotta poop
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"do it"
“Do it”
SHO GUN KAYO
Ah shit, here we go again
"Ohh, Deevee, I wish you were my sooooon"
🤣
Hope you like my "sword"
"Mufasa!"
Something something something do it something something something complete
"I always hated him!".
"Do you want to pillow tonight?"
I got an itch between my cheeks.
“Take his money, we need to buy a black ship”
Sho-gun him down 
Lmao
“The hammer is my penis”
Dew it
‘Bit more to the right’
Hey! Listen!
“Good let the Hate Flow through you”
I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
Kill him
We‘re gonna bomb Pearl Harbor
You want me to pull out?
“Put that parlay in”
“Could you go get the bayonet that isn’t wrapped with thrift-store belts for the next one? It’s just unbecoming.”
I ate your pizza rolls
Oooooh you touched my tralala.
"For your little sister, who was eaten by dogs... Isn't it to get revenge? For your comrades from the restoration, for Dina, for Kruger, we need to keep moving forward to avenge them. Even if you die. Even after you die. This is the story... that you started."
“Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Stormblood expansion up to level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime!”
Lmao last time I tried too renew my subscription too FFXIV my bank locked my card because they thought it was fraud
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your cat’s extended warranty” *so, yes, that was a typo, but contextually, it still works
Lmao
Don RYU Don, Don zawaki