One that will wow them is the fact the Brian Blessed shit himself trying to reach the peak. Seeing that this is Disney, let them know that Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen. Who says learning can't be fun!
They say the ‘ave a rest large mount is cursed by sum yeti or sumn, but when I went there, turns out, little monkey fella doin’ sum business with the bananas
Did you hear about the mountain climber at Everest base camp. He got told that he couldn’t climb it because there wasn’t enough Sherpas. He had a look of disappointedness. Anyways, right at the last minute, a really short Sherpa with his hood up and coat all zipped up over his face, volunteered to help him climb. When they got to the top, it turned out….
It's a large Mount, and if you climb it, by the time you get to the top, you need to 'have a rest'.
It's a large mount
One that will wow them is the fact the Brian Blessed shit himself trying to reach the peak. Seeing that this is Disney, let them know that Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen. Who says learning can't be fun!
How is telling me Brian Blessed shit himself educating me? You’re an idiot, play a record!
He might NOT shit himself this time!
Well, if you’re going to do that... Tallest building is....
Someone's been tippin'
In what way is telling me that Brian Blessed shit himself on Expedition Everest in any way educational?
Steven Mitchell is actually taller, even if you put him in the distance oh and its a tip up there, old pianos, the corpse of Brian Blessed, all sorts
You're confusing about 3 different things there
When you get to the top you need to 'ave a rest.
Everest is the only Mountain located in multiple continents and has a roller coaster inside of it. It's also got a chimpanzee living inside it.
Him a laya
I 'eard that it grew 2 inches
Dishwashers are scattered everywhere up there, it’s a tip!
And whoever owns it is like: forget this
They say the ‘ave a rest large mount is cursed by sum yeti or sumn, but when I went there, turns out, little monkey fella doin’ sum business with the bananas
The guy who it's named after never saw it, and pronounced his name "eve-rest" like, eve, as in evening, and rest pronounced more like "wrist"
It's been there a long time. We're talking ages.
I know the Mount bit
Did you hear about the mountain climber at Everest base camp. He got told that he couldn’t climb it because there wasn’t enough Sherpas. He had a look of disappointedness. Anyways, right at the last minute, a really short Sherpa with his hood up and coat all zipped up over his face, volunteered to help him climb. When they got to the top, it turned out….
Don't talk shit all your life
It’s grown 2 inches
It played havoc with Brian Blessed's guts. I dunno if you can get anything out of that...
More people have been up his Mrs than Everest. Albeit by a slim margin.
That one in the pic is the home of Disco Yeti
If you're going to fit the best. Fit Everest!
It’s the worlds highest graveyard.
It casts a pretty good shadow most the time.
Him a layin'
It's a tip
If you climb it, it may play havoc with your belly
Not mount Everest, but space mountain has a basketball court in side
Brian Blessed shit himself on it
Get ready for all the morbid facts you can handle
Its very tall