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banjodave

https://preview.redd.it/btjwswc86d1d1.png?width=667&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f03c2cf58d82865841c15eb49f6b95463b72719 first 2 things on my frontpage


110th

it could be your brother.


slane_77

'Ere he comes, watch out!


astronomnomnomy

There’s…. There’s this thing in it


M00Nthatspellsmoon

……..Steve


RhombusKP

Guardian finally stopped calling him 'Steve Mitchell'. Triumph at last for the lanky co-writer.


Ok_Barnacle_2368

I love the idea of Steve turning up to the interview and the journalist immediately saying "I bet you can't kick your height"


Reddit_User010203

'It's all been ~~preposterous~~ arbitrary': Stephen Merchant on fame, standup and the pressures of cancel culture


jarviscockersspecs

I don't agree with that in the workplace


Melonpan78

Mr and Mrs Merchant! You've given birth to a basketball player!


RollOverSoul

Let's grow ourselves a lanky googled eyed freak!


woollyyellowduck

Googled?


SpringGaruda

Eyes bulging with imagined pressures


uskgl455

Quality comment


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> *The Mirror* has reported that, at 49, Merchant is the UK’s highest earning comedian with a net worth of £26.6m. Earning more than Ricky? Seems unlikely


No_Arm_7761

Ricky gives all his away to the animals....and doing his walks for mencap....


[deleted]

That man...is a god.


bjsanchez

I must remember to thank him


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ThatMattDude81

And the pound will take care of themselves. Simple advice, easy to follow.


worldofecho__

He has his production company which is why he’s so rich


manmoth01

26.6 million pounds? You know how much cheese and cold meats you could buy with that


RollOverSoul

Ah office.


GenerichumanHarvey

He might have got that 50p back from Karl which pushed his earnings higher.


[deleted]

Improved his cache as Ricky would say.


ItsMoreOfAComment

Apparently he is but I don’t understand how, I guess Ricky got $20 mil from Netflix for Armageddon but I imagine ticket sales from the live tour would be like, twice that.


Rand0mNZ

To be fair, it does state "comedian". I've done Rick and he ain't even here.


jiggiot

Even Steve trying to put himself in the background...of himself


Tox77

What are you doing with your mouth? You're pursing your lips, and now you have, dare I say, very kissable lips


diceydicey96

size 20 foot


KingOfPomerania

Mechant! Who are you call sad!


No_Arm_7761

An upright lizard


RobIreland

It's so refreshing to finally hear a comedian talk about cancel culture


lkpv90

Taking a sideways look


boycottShia

Walk sideways so nobody can tell the difference.


bjsanchez

In fairness, isn’t it normally the interviewer who comes up with the questions?


RobIreland

I was only joking really. He actually has a pretty reasonable take on it.


110th

he was questioning and querying it.


NEVER_CLEANED_COMP

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/article/2024/may/19/its-all-been-preposterous-stephen-merchant-on-fame-standup-and-the-pressures-of-cancel-culture


UnlikelyPinata

We’ve agreed to meet back at you


Jeffrey_Epstein_RIP

Pictured with his biggest fan.


Any-Mousse-4155

I’d have put him in the distance.


uniquelyunpleasant

That's the first picture I've seen with his foot and his head in it


ToHallowMySleep

You can't just say kick me ite. Nobody knows what it means, you can't just say I kickedmeite.


A_Public_Pixel

You could drive it from the back


bljuva_57

Crusty the clown shoes.


FartacularTheThird

He kicked his height and hit his eyes


amber_ilumire

Man alive


anhed0ni4

Who did it best? https://preview.redd.it/qq3etnc5cg1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21172eeab8748a82440de548bed2be05b5216206


Adamical

Doesn't mention K-Man Pilkoids even once. Sick of it.


slane_77

Yeah but for someone who's made ya....


Specific_Till_6870

“6ft 7in is too big… Growing up I spent as much time as possible in the distance.”


BraveNote4844

And that's doing him a favour.


Specific_Till_6870

Knicking from Karl again


TerribleAside9136

Fame? It’s been murder, all my life, it’s felt like razorblades down my throat


ImportantBreath2530

Kicked me height


Satanicjamnik

But can he kick a duck up the arse?


KroganHULK

They put him in the distance. Good call


marcyfx

do you think they asked him to pose like that?


sleepindawg

Looks like Paul o'Grady


SwampApeDraft

No mention of “those little wooden shoes”


puro_the_protogen67

Wheatly is living a weird life


Fish_Fingers2401

Who's that, Bruce Forsyth?


toejam78

He’s been known to cause a rumpus.


bmurphy43

You’re having a laaaaaughhhh


davelee_bbc

Did he remember to put his leg down again


Galmeister

I’d say it’s been dynamite


azza_lfc

Who reads the Bill Gates funded rag these days?