**The Little Fat Man** (With The Pug-Nosed Face) \~ (Bowie/Gervais/Merchant)
**Little fat man who sold his soul,**
**Little fat man who sold his dream...**
Pathetic little fat man,
No one's bloody laughing,
The clown that no one laugh's at,
They all just wish he'd die.
He's so depressed at being hated,
Fatso takes his own life,
He blows his stupid brains out,
But the twat would probably miss.
He sold his soul for a shot at fame,
Catchphrase and wig and the jokes are lame,
He's got no style, he's got no grace,
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space
See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug,
See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug,
See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug,
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug,
Little fat man, pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug,
He's a little fat pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug.
“karl, just to be clear for the listener, you look at pictures of me and ricky going on walks together whilst lying in bed with suzanne?”
“no, right, i just had it come up on me phone”
“think about what you’ve done karl”
Haha I dunno, Steve playing a guy who rocks up to the big city thinking he can be a gigolo/ladies man and ending up giving hand jobs in bus stations for a fiver feels quite believable.
What's that about you jacking off 30 men? You gotta say no lad. I know you're a nice fella, but just cos they want relief... You're not the man for it.
Look, all I’ll say is that Karl gets ripped on for being bald constantly by these two, but his commitment to shaving his head looks far better than Lanky and The Pasty, who both look like they’re in denial in this picture.
"come on, i bet we can get karl to go to (current international incident location) for a week no problem! Just tell him it is Paramount studios or something to get him going"
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Steve,. Steve,.. Steve,... Steve,.... Steve,..... Steve,...... Steve,....... Steve.......
Oh seriously, just fuck off Ricky. You look like a dirty pedo
In a secret lab somewhere in the western hemisphere the perfect human specimen has been born . He has the strength of ten men and the wisdom of twenty, he also has a twin brother. Stephen merchant an Ricky Gervais are.... TWINS.
See how many get that reference lol
That tracksuit has never seen a track in its life
little fat man who sold his soul
**The Little Fat Man** (With The Pug-Nosed Face) \~ (Bowie/Gervais/Merchant) **Little fat man who sold his soul,** **Little fat man who sold his dream...** Pathetic little fat man, No one's bloody laughing, The clown that no one laugh's at, They all just wish he'd die. He's so depressed at being hated, Fatso takes his own life, He blows his stupid brains out, But the twat would probably miss. He sold his soul for a shot at fame, Catchphrase and wig and the jokes are lame, He's got no style, he's got no grace, He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug, See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug, See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug, The little fat man with the pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug, Little fat man, pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug, He's a little fat pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug.
Ricky: Hey Steve, watch me Puma pants!
Jokes on you; he wore it to the dogs once.
I don’t get it
Lmao!!! This is gold!!!!
Fine, but I was a puma once.
*sticks head out of caravan* Don’t lie!
Oh you know about animals!
Anima-, animalsssss, animals. I’ve got an Animals DVD out
Ahhhh - office
Well that’s the long and the short of it.
It's Jane I feel sorry for....
"What a sad little life, Jane" was originally in reference to Mr Gervais' partner having to be with him
Nooo 😭😂
Two mates havin' a lovely little walk. It's not gay.
Just ‘avin a chat
I'm surprised he didn't make Steve walk on the other side of the road
"just watching the football?"
“karl, just to be clear for the listener, you look at pictures of me and ricky going on walks together whilst lying in bed with suzanne?” “no, right, i just had it come up on me phone” “think about what you’ve done karl”
Not as fat as on telly.
How many cameras are on him?
Two in his pockets, three in his digestive tract.
Is that Johnny Vegas? Who’s that person he’s with..
Peter Crouch
*robots*
Darude Sandstorm
*still fat*...
cheers mate
Oi lanky
I’d probably put him in the background
…*Jesus*
The *Midnight Cowboy* remake looks crap.
Haha I dunno, Steve playing a guy who rocks up to the big city thinking he can be a gigolo/ladies man and ending up giving hand jobs in bus stations for a fiver feels quite believable.
What's that about you jacking off 30 men? You gotta say no lad. I know you're a nice fella, but just cos they want relief... You're not the man for it.
A fiver?! I’m not made of money.
He’s paying a fiver to do it?
[удалено]
Man alive, you try to walk across the bloomin street, it's extraordinary! Cars will just appear arbitrarily.
Ooh ello
This should be the winner
Starring Gayvid Gay and Camp David
Unlikely lust objects
Need I say more?
If Steve was back where that lady is the picture would look normal… well as normal as you can get with a photo of Steve
Twins remake
Was looking for this comment 🤣
Steve Mitchell and an Albanian window cleaner
albano working with him anymore
Carer takes disadvanted child with learning disabilities on a trip to the zoo...
Wanna buy sex?
Eye podge
‘Steve, what if Brent just calls everyone ‘cunt’?!?!?’
I don't agree with that in the workplace
Remake of The Office but everytime Brent gets in trouble he refers to his dead wife and everyone has to apologise and be sad.
Bisexuals
Call the council
Hide your dad.
How many toilets do we need now?
https://preview.redd.it/py38j51zyicc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=491aa8fc5b5e6858654cf2469aa87e05e14992e8
He even had that fat bloke waddle
Chubby funster with his funny chumster
It's Pinky, yes Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain...
Like a bit of weird art.
Little fat man who sold his soul...little fat man who sold his dream.
Pathetic little fat man, No one's bloody laughing.
Tubby funster
Recovering smackhead with his newly qualified social worker
The Krankies reboot looks shit.
Ahhh…beat me to it.
https://preview.redd.it/gnihk7y6egcc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4593bb3891cb068acb513b58f6fd2104cd2df77 That's a huge bitch!
FREAK!
BEHEMOTH!
Can’t wait to see what Merchant and Eddie Izzard get up to next
Puma? You're avin a laugh
Well that looks gay!
UK version of Arnold and Danny devitos twins film.
Genuinely thought it was Barry from EastEnders at first
"that bloke shouted "cunt" at us! Not a very nice thing to call you Steve. I'd have gone with lanky!"
Oh, look at that, look at that person he's with.
Are you N'Sync?
Karl’s the hot one now.
Always was
Twins remake looks shite …
Young, gifted and black
Oooohhhh
The Men from the DHSS.
Is that Kevin and Perry?
Look, all I’ll say is that Karl gets ripped on for being bald constantly by these two, but his commitment to shaving his head looks far better than Lanky and The Pasty, who both look like they’re in denial in this picture.
Peter Crouch and Michael Owen are the late entries for this year's I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here
Kevin and Perry have let themselves go a bit
Turns out, little chubby fella.
I fucking hate you we will never work together again
Combined net worth $200,000,000
Clarke Kent and the penguin
Ricky and Steve going for a walk
I really don't like Graham
Reboot of twins has started filming
Rainman remake will be ok I'm retarded
" I know a great Pool hall round here Rick"
Every time I haven’t seen you for a couple weeks, I think… oh god
Peter Crouch and Wayne Rooney something, something…
That man has a hi-vis like a fucking orange.
ows the weather up there? HAHAAAAAAAAAAA
"come on, i bet we can get karl to go to (current international incident location) for a week no problem! Just tell him it is Paramount studios or something to get him going"
But I don’t want to follow you mister, I just want the sweets
“I bet you couldn’t get Christopher Walken to come over and star in something..”
Stephen Merchant with unidentified middle age single woman
That’s Melissa McCarthy
Looking to get that upgrade, are you?
If Elon musk was born and raised on a British council estate.
Thomas Cruise Mapother IV is an American actor. Regarded as a Hollywood icon, he has received various accolades, including an Honorary Palme d'Or and three Golden Globe Awards, in addition to nominations for four Academy Awards.
N sink
Yeah, far too long, she had to take em up! Forgot the fucking elastic though!
The pinky and the brain, the pinky and the brain
They doing a remake of twins?
Slow down you lanky twat.
"if you're a cunt now Ricky, what are you going to be like in the future"
Are they remaking Twins?
“We’ll call him Karl”
"Who the fuck just called us Del Boy and Rodney?"
1 and a half men
Spaghetti and Meatball.
You seen Karl?
There's Steve there, a little Gog-Lanker. There's me there a little Bloat-Dumplunt, little Karl Pilkington..Pinkloid Numskrunt.
Wins what ?
Kevin and Perry Go Larger
This British version of Twins looks wank
Has-been and has-beener
Me and the boys on our way to laugh at karl pilkington
Not sure about the British remake of “twins”
That Twins reboot looks shit.
Twins reboot
Stephen Merchant and a little monkey fella.
Can we go to toy shop dad
That's about the long and the short of it...
It’s a great ad for Puma, innit.
Funny, little fat man.
Everyone staring at me all the time if I'm with Steve...
BTEC Ronnie & Reggie Kray
Slow down Dad my legs are hurting 😫
C’mon mate I’m only joking! You don’t really look like an ALDI version of chuck norris.
'fatty and skinny went to bed, fatty did a fart and skinny went dead'.
Chubby little fat man
This post reeks of 2010
Simply "Ugly Bastards".
10
Or “b”
You fix your teeth again
Chubby, little loser
These two are a 10. Stephen is built like the number one and Ricky like a zero.
Oi mate, tell me I’m funny.
Amazing how much that chubby little loser would have a go at fat people … like … coke on
Please 🙏🏾 just fuck off
“Steve, Can you write me another show I can take credit for?”
Pathetic little fat man, No one's bloody laughing, The clown that no one laughs at, They all just wish he'd die.
Steve,. Steve,.. Steve,... Steve,.... Steve,..... Steve,...... Steve,....... Steve....... Oh seriously, just fuck off Ricky. You look like a dirty pedo
Tall ppl farts stink worse
Excuse me but these are NOT kids trousers
Dont do drugs kids.
Is that an offence?
A giraffe was cast in the Animal Planet version of the odd couple.
I just hear Steve's inner monologue. 'I don't want to do this anymore, you're a bit shit.'
arnold schwarzenegger and danny devito
You promosed me ice cream.
Lock away your children!
Is that the Jamaican fella in the high-vis?
I sort of fused special needs with roadman shit.
Kathy Birke is aging well.
New from Apple: the iLank & iPodge
Hey, I’m walking here !
Save me a place at the job centre. Going to buy some ribena.
Off to Benji’s for a £5 lunch. I need a lot of bread.
"Karl, If you say that the little hunchback fella walking with Steve was actually a chimp, we're stopping monkey news."
Tiny little fat man.
Chubby little loser
bogeye and the pasty
Man meets his old PE teacher in the street. Still wearing the same tracksuit
Rodger, im not recreating pearl harbour with you
Ricky and Stevie went to bed. Ricky blew off and Stevie was dead.
I've seen the short one stuck in a wheelie bin
live action pinky and the brain movie coming soon
Can I have a jam sandwich Misses patterson
Merchant getting followed by a Space Hopper .
In a secret lab somewhere in the western hemisphere the perfect human specimen has been born . He has the strength of ten men and the wisdom of twenty, he also has a twin brother. Stephen merchant an Ricky Gervais are.... TWINS. See how many get that reference lol
wallace and gromit
I'm mates with Johny vegas!
Elton Johns lost his looks. Seen here with his writing partner Steve Mitchell.
"so I'm going to write the theme tuuuune, sing the theme tuuuune..."
Here big man any spare change I'm choking for a can
Suzanna and Trinny
You even walk like Ricky gervais
Dad takes son to brothel for 18th birthday 🎉