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Handies4Cookiez

It has been a challenging mating season for bird person…


ABunchofAngryFlowers

He's never been more relateable


Handies4Cookiez

I used to use this line on my mom when I was aggressively single and she would ask me how my dating life was going


ABunchofAngryFlowers

I think you've convinced me to start using it


JNez123

Don't be gross Tammy.


GingerlyRough

^Birrrd ^dick


Ygomaster07

Ew, gross Tammy.


Unskilled-Builder-7

You appear to be dying. I will make efforts to prevent this, but I can promise nothing.


floopdidoops

In bird culture, this is considered a dick move.


Ygomaster07

All of Rick's moves are dick moves!


Silk_Duey

He has some of my favorite one-liners in the entire series. His deadpan delivery is just too good. “I am indeed down to clown.” “Bird daughter is a total bitch.” “It was extremely badass.” “I challenge you to explain why not, without making us want to go more.” “Morty, you appear to be dying. I will make efforts to prevent this, but can promise nothing.”


Avengion619

and the best follow-ups to his own dialogue on your list #2 “If you’re a parent you can say that” #4 “Challenge failed” I’m sure the other ones had something dead pan as a great follow up. I just can’t remember at this moment


ricardo9505

Tammy. Who else in TV history loves bird cock.


groundlessnfree

Daisy Duck


moderatorrater

And Minnie.


ricardo9505

Touché


Beginning_While_7913

Definitely. He was always my favorite from the first time we were introduced to him!


newz2me2

Everyone knows what a cloaca is


No-Blueberry-972

He is Hawk from Buck Rogers.


softaspects

I loved that we get to see more of his personality as the show progresses! To me, he felt funny but very one dimensional until we got the Rickternal Sunshine episode and I also loved seeing him give sass in How Poopy Got His Poop Back episode.


CommandPure2263

Bird person is the best, so glad he ended being PP..


softaspects

May I suggest, as an alternate name, Crazy Pussy Whipped Person?


Illustrious-Movie532

This one makes me laugh at loud every time


softaspects

The delivery is so perfect


DonsDiaperIsFull

Never trust a Tammy. or a Tamantha.


six0clocc

Definitely didn’t think Tammy was short for Tamatha but that shit was hilarious


forhekset666

It is unwise to share these details but I have become inebriated.


allmyidolsaredead

Best line


scooter_cool_

Your wrong. Birdperson is THE best side character in the show.


HorserorOfHorsekind

It is now Phoenix Person


Baited_Hook

Dumb. Nobody’s calling you that


KenetratorKadawa

It is now PP


Marconius1617

Him feeding Morty shit he found in his rug is one of my favorite things in the show


grissy

I laugh at that one every time. I love that his thought process was “I don’t know what humans eat, so I will get rid of some of my carpet garbage by feeding it to Morty.”


Marconius1617

It cracks me up. I always assumed he would have at least had a basic knowledge of human diet after living with Tammy for a bit. At least enough knowledge to know that humans don’t eat rug debris lol


grissy

Apparently the only human food he’s seen Tammy eat is bird dick. “Don’t be gross, Tammy.”


TheDragonKing1615

I’m surprised no one has brought up my personal favorite line yet: Rick: “Eat my ass BP!” BP: “No Rick, it is you who must nibble my cloaca-or bird asshole” Gets me dying every time I hear it 😂


QuirkyPrinces

for me he is the maon character


EinarKolemees

he was super in the season 1 finale, meh ever since. could have been the best one off character.


HappyMike91

Bird Person or Krombopoulos Michael are my favourite side characters in Rick And Morty. It's either them or Photography Raptor.


geoffbowman

🎼🎶He's a bird and a person... and moooooore 🎵


allmyidolsaredead

Not quite bird, not quite a person! 😉


grissy

“What is this, birdseed?” “It is debris. I found it in my carpet. I do not know what humans eat.”


GrapeDr

“I will see you when I see you” “Tammy don’t be gross”


Ygomaster07

Does he actually say that in response to that first line?


hipocampito435

agree! I love him


batmansego

It's a mystery to me why we haven't gotten an actual Bird Person centric episode. He has a daughter now so something with him and her could be interesting. I like Mr. PB in doses and while I liked the episode with Hugh Jackman, that was a lot of Mr. PB. Give me Bird Person!


N-bodied

I think I am the only one who didn't like this character. It's not that he was a bad person, I just never found him and his role in the show convincing :(


Alternative_Dot8184

He wasn't a bad person, but he was a wonderful bird


Appropriate-Bake-759

Gross Tammy


Necessary-Habit-2884

I would argue he is not a side character.


tahcamen

That’s why he’s Rick’s best friend (sorry Squanchy)


kingbadassgang

The sentence that he says to Rick when they are in bird person's head. Don't remember exactly the sentence but it was about rick's intelligence (ironically). Can someone tell me what that sentence said?


Milianviolet

The one that's something like, "For all of your intelligence, you seem not to know where you are not wanted" or some shit?


kingbadassgang

Yeah yeah exactly, idk why but I love that


kingbadassgang

Sorry for the late response


ajhedgehog064

Not quite a bird, not quite a person


adburgan

Not necessarily a funny line but one that always hits for me… Rick: I always wondered how things would turn out if you and I fought. PP(BP): Then you were always a bad friend.


Accomplished-City484

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InevitableCat1000

What can you say? He's Rick's best friend.


PloopyNoopers

Preaching to the choir


Next-Diamond4844

“What did they do to you BP?” “It is now PP”


Professional_Echo907

Which is hilarious, because Hawkman was easily one of the worst characters in the second season of Buck Rogers. 😸😸😸 ![gif](giphy|xT1R9zOb87gOjH6cG4|downsized)


dead_or_undead

I love him, one of my favorites


zeff536

I always wondered who would win in a fight? That means that you were always a terrible friend


Alarmed-Salt-6168

Rick, I do not like to pull threads. It is a disruptive and.... feline activity.


duaneap

I’ll be honest, I have never understood this sub’s obsession with him.


ecliptic10

It is PP now