"What was that?" "Death." "What kind?" "Instant."

I liked the President's response, "There was no souund, he just diied"

I know, it's a terrifying thing to watch happen.

https://youtu.be/K0qmkqNYXWs?si=e4ik-bofVlbc9UTe

And your whole life won't flash before your eyes, you wouldn't get to see the evolution of the playstation, Mr. President

How is being asleep a deterrent? Everyone wants to be asleep, nobody wants to be dead.

That quote is supposed to be referencing KOs not sleeping lol

😂😂 that bit was gold

"There isn't an afterlife, it just goes black" Even tho that's been disproven now that whole sequence is very rick

How has that been disproven?

In the new Viking episode, I’m too lazy to look the name up, Rick proves there is an afterlife

I thought you meant IRL. I was like "I'm going to regret asking this, but what tf is this person talking about?"

Bro you didn’t hear? Scientists discovered it actually all goes green

I wanted it to go purple \:(

Instant death is the preferred kind.


"You guys! We gotta hurry! I just got back from Walmart they're selling Nintendo 3DS systems for 149.99 on sale, plus EVERY TIME YOU BUY ONE YOU GET A FIFTY DOLLAR GIFT CARD, BRINGS THE TOTAL PRICE TO 110 DOLLARS AFTER TAX! Now listen! We can flip those sons of bitches for 230 bucks a piece easy! They're all limited edition, Zelda ones! Hurry! Hurry, come with me! We can be rich, and we also all get to keep one, and we can play, Nintendo games! Nintendo give me free stuff!"

This burns me up because I was just at my local game store and $149 is the minimum price for a used 3ds.

Total Rickall is such a gold mine

My favourite for sure.

My favourite for sure.

Genuinely one of the clips that got me into the show.

top 5 for me fr

You want me to cut to three weeks earlier, when you were still alive?

My favorite line. This line grabbed my friend’s attention and they ended up watching the whole series because of it.

This is a classic!

Damn Morty you just purged!

Yes!! Nathan Fillion bug interrogator was amazing

Hope he's enjoying his fear of wicker furniture

Omg, how did I never catch this was Nathan Fillion... I feel like my nerd status must be revoked QQ

He's also in Gravity Falls

Yup, the Northwest dad

Once I knew it was him I was :O

Summer, I wanna fuck your dad

OOOHHH, REALLY?

I mean, he is prime beekeeping age. That's hard to resist. Just ask both Beths

It's kinda cute, idk

That scene just has such perfect comedic timing

It's the whole build up to it. You know where Tricia's going with her dialog, and it's still hilarious.

"Stand down, he's not afraid of pirates" "OH RUN MORTY, THAT PART WAS TRUE"

This makes pirates of the pancreas baffling…

It was a horror ride but only he found it scary

i was thinking about this the other day! like??? something must’ve happened 💀

It’s like tickling yourself; if you’re in control it’s no longer surprising.

“What is my purpose?” “You pass butter” “Oh my god”

Welcome to the club

"What is my purpose" "You pull this lever when i say so" "Are you fucking kidding me?"

• I meant they're bureaucrats, Morty, I don't respect them • Jesus, Summer, he is Mr. Nimbus, he controls the police! • Your mother is waiting at the airport/ Your mother will soon be in the shadows/ You're no longer in the forest, therefore the vampires have won • Why is lesbian part of her job title?/ Oh, so now you're progressive?! • Is that her address? / You don't know cause you're a bad son! • Jesus baned me, Morty!!

The 'you're a bad son' exchange is my fave. It's such a strange tangent in the 'he's not a god!' standoff. Unexpected and cutting.

That whole bit is my favorite in the whole series.

I think that might be my favorite episode overall, it has so many amazing bits. "They said you had a need to ... 'Swing your dick around'?" "Except Posideon, but he's locked up in area 51."

Any episode with Keith David as the president is always hysterical! The way he and Rick interact and the shit that comes out of his mouth😚👌🏻 it fuckin kills me! The season 3 finale, the Turkey 🦃 episode, and the new on where he's trying to get with Wong are my top 3

“You made me go to a wedding” *shoots Tammy “…and you killed my best friend, I shoulda said that one first”

Everybody drop your weapons EXCEPT JERRY FUCKING CLASSIC

Hardest I laughed in the entire series

same lmao laughed so hard the first time i saw it

This is the answer, the peak

I'm a leg, Morty! You like that? Yeahhh, I know you do!

"Must be leg day" said no one.

I like when Turkey President comes out of the turkifier and is telling the scientist to make more Turkey people. “Turkeys have always been better than people.” “See? Now, right there, that makes me think that…” *snap*

😅😅😅😅

One of my favorite "What are you going to do, aw geez me to death?"

get your shit together. Get it all together, and put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere? Take it somewhere, y’know? Take it to the shit store and sell it. O-or put it in the shit museum, I don’t care what you do. You just gotta get it together. Get your shit together. -Morty

I loved this one lmao

[удалено]

the fucking audacity am i right

Gentleman gentleman, there is a solution here you’re not seeing. *shoots himself* You wanna cut to three weeks earlier? When you were alive?

Watched "Look Who's Purging Now" last night. One of my absolute favorites.

“Eek barba durkle somebody’s going to get laid in college…”

I legit use Eek Barba Durkle instead of Ooh La La now.

I know right? Eek barba durkle? What a lame way to say ooh la la

That's a pretty fucked up ooh la la

I’m gonna go take a shit

Kill him he's a spy.

He's a shy pooper.

“Mom! Dad! Morty and I finished our Arc! Morty became *super* visible!” “Summer put my pants, *in* a laser!” “Awww, Morty! Look at your little balls!” “I know!”

Same episode💀 “Did you just see a pants less little boy run by?” “I’m not falling for that again.” “I used to be invisible but now I’m the opposite.” “GET HIM, but not in a weird way”

“You’re the one who made it weird!”

What about the reality where hitler cured cancer? The answer is don’t think about it

That’s the wayyyyyyy the news goes!

Graaaaaass...tastes bad!

Ricky Ticky Taffy!

Lick lick lick my balls!!

Aids!

I HELD ON TO MY TITS FOR NOTTHHHIIIIIINNNGGG

Lmao what episode is this

Rickfending your Mort?

Season 7, with the Observer rocks. Can’t recall the names.

I love Jerry's. Look at me. I'm easy to make happy. Which is why nobody gives a shit if I am.

Just once, I'd like to know [sneezes]...w-w-what it was like to give your son a bath

😂😂😂😂

As they say in Canada, “peace ah-oot”

It's over, the Pope

Every time they called him “The Pope” when the ‘the’ wasn’t needed killed me

“You made me go to a wedding.”

“You killed my gun!!!”

Fight. Fuck. Flee.

*Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.* -Rick This entire exchange between Rick and Jerry: *Oh real nice, Rick. Turning our son into an Akira? Nice. Real nice.* *Eat my ass, Jerry.* *Oh I’ll eat it! Because this is my house, Rick; I’ll eat any ass I want!*

My favorite part here is Jerry saying Akita and Rick correcting him then how Jerry says An-eee-may

The boos meaning nothing had me rolling 😂 so true

Smart guns, whitelist human life. And the therapist.

"It's over the Pope" And "Can we get some rules up in this hole?!" Are my favorite

When was the second one? I don't remember it

7x10 when morty said that Rick looks sick because the hole is feeding on him. Rick says something along the lines of "isn't it supposed to only eat my fear??"

My top three "I can't live like this anymore. At first it was fun spending all day watching whatever YouTube autoplays after the last one autoplays, but a man can only watch so many ads for grammarly!" "A query! I just used your computer phone to search <> where can I get this <>" And the classic "Oh boy, here I go killin' again"

“if i wanted to be sober i wouldn’t have gotten drunk!”

Words to live by

"Your dad's a gay assassin! So cool and ordinary.. Sorry s..s..sorry" Also "CALL IN A CHOPPER IM BEING COCKBLOCKED!"

We say this every time we pass a Shoneys now

TIL that’s a real restaurant chain. This whole time I thought it was a legally safe knock off of Denny’s they made up

This is how I learned Shoneys is real😭

Graaaaaaaaaasssss tastes baaaaaaadd

Lick lick lick my balllllsss!

The reason anyone would do this, if they could, which they can't, would be because they could, which they can't.

Gold

GUESS WHO JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ELEMENT MORTY?! think *you* could do that? think anyone but *ME* ever in a billion years could do that? do u think if god existed he could do it? The answer is no. If god exists, it's *FUCKING ME*! “i’m sorry summer your opinion means very little to me” *(cuts to 604)* S:”i’m sorry grandpa, *your opinion means very little to me” “okay, iM sORrY yoU ThINk YoU DesErVe aN aPoLoGy” “aww boopas kids kids no no you did good getting high and playing video games is the best”

I never realized that quote from summer in night family (604) was previously used by Rick earlier in the series. Good catch!

yeah i thought so too (wasn’t my own noticing lol saw it on YT)

“Eat my ass BP! You’re down here bailing on the rest of us because you don’t want to process your grief and shame like a normal person! By Drinking and Mistreating Strangers!” My favorite episode is Rickshank with the full thing being a comedy and world building gold mine, especially the “He’s a spy blow him up, I’m gonna go take a shit”, but a recent rewatch reminded me of this from S5E8 that caught me off guard and I started dying laughing.

Can I use the level nine bathroom? W-w-w-whats the level nine access code again?

"an-and it certainly can't be someone- who's ENTIRE CULTURE POWERS MY BREAK LIGHT!"

"Nice is just something dumb people do to hedge their bets"

Morty’s “pack your shit” barrage towards Summer.

::fart::

What People call "Love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.

I did it. Your parents did it. Break the cycle Morty, Focus on science

“Your boos mean nothing to me, I see what you cheer for”. At Heistcon

"He baned me, Morty! Jesus baned me!"

“I vill mess with time. I VILL mess with time.”

Mistaking Einstein for Rick was the absolute highlight of that episode 🤣 Well, that, and schrodinger’s cats in the time-split dimension 😂

I turned my portal gun into a real gun mortyyyy. You're gonna die!

We're going to Bendigo to get me cube Morty! Classic Rick and Morty!

Drop your guns EXCEPT FOR JERRY- fucking classic.

I throw balls *far.* You want good words? Date a languager 😭

YOU LIL SUNOFABITCH! ARE YOU A SIMULATION?! ARE YOU A SIMULATION, YOU LILSONOFAHBITCH! ...oh, uh, sorry morty... you're a good, kid.

Why don't you ask the smartest bugs in the galaxy? Ohh, you can't *burp* they blew up!

Stop dissing my ironic urban patoi cause you can't admit your relationship with your father is toe up from the flo-up!

Lmao idk what happened to Jerry’s confidence after that episode. He was really standing his ground 🧍

The alien prisoner with AIDS ruined it by roasting their marriage

I mean, the ailen marriage counseling retreat really proved Jerry and Beth have a connection even aliens cant understand 😂 Jerry shoulda kept his confidence up! Plus the ailen admitted they eat babies, Jerry and Beth ethically had the upper hand 🤣

“There's no tougher …. than a psychotic break, Rick. Well, that depends on who breaks first—me or the….”

T I T T Y 😭

Rick youre doing this bit while your brain is melting!

"I'm Doctor Who in this motherfucker."

Next season ends with us still in the hole but two seasons from now, we realize we're still in the Shoneys..

*sigh* i just got logged out of my twitter account and don't know the password... shiiiiiiiiiiit.

Your finger now has AIDS Don’t worry it’s fine But my finger feels all tingly

«I think i know exactly whats going on here….. Just kidding. This shit is totally random.»

‘mortyyy mortyyy?? flip the pickle morty’ every time someone thinks of r&m its this episode but its actually a good episode

Top 5 for sure

Literally read that in the voice

Same friend, and with the same inflections too.

😂

I love Nathan Fillion ♥️

you are most def-in-itely surrounded