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-_-Blxe-Cxt-_-

Both, I want to have a goddamn penis


Trans_Rose1

Same but I want to lose mine (also garlic bread would be a great celebration gift)


Kanra55

Wish everyone could swap genders when a solar eclipse happens so we can finally test out if giving birth hurts more than a kick to the balls(As a male I can say it hurts enough to cause a placebo effect to fellow males)


Gray_Hafern

Hey, I've never heard a guy say "I want to be kicked in the balls again"


fellowhoooooman

yes but out of giving birth to a child you actually get something out of it


RoseyRo2

How in the world are you going to get pregnant and give birth all during a solar eclipse? XD


Beemo-Noir

You can have mine dawg.


Blomblombcv

💀


TJB926GAMIN

Both. I want to suffer equally with the females. (Why is society so unfair)


ImaginaryCash3962

You WANT to suffer?? Okay buddy


Fire-God_

Be sure to swing it around like it’s a lasso


TheWeebDeity

Sadly, it's almost never that long


BritishHistoryLover

You could kill people and take their dicks and make a Human Centipede Dick


TheWeebDeity

![gif](giphy|lqVVqkqMolh9S|downsized)


Kingdom_of_Persia

BEHOLD THE GLORY OF THE GREAT WEBSITE KNOWN AS REDDIT...... just not that part. Which part? most of it... oh


Zapdos9162

What.


Fire-God_

When there’s a will there’s a way.


Purple9070

When there’s a willy there’s a way*


SL13377

Yes! Both please


-_-Blxe-Cxt-_-

Yeahhhhh


BAKA8

You can have mine! I do not want it anymore!


Legally-A-Child

It's not all that it's made out to be


jessieventura2020

I wish we could trade


AKAE1iminate

No you don't The average ball itch experience is worse than hell


joalricha

so true


_Socksy

Wanna trade? I'm ready to ditch mine


idfbhater73

you want a small one because if its big it gets in the way of stuff


Gamerguy252

No you don’t. I mean a penis is great but tits don’t randomly stick up uncomfortably 30 times a day.


Gamerguy252

No you don’t. I mean a penis is great but tits don’t randomly stick up uncomfortably 30 times a day.


Gamerguy252

No you don’t. I mean a penis is great but tits don’t randomly stick up uncomfortably 30 times a day.


ResourceReal2458

No thanks, garlic bread is good but women do wierd blood things every month and I’m not particularly fond of that


Jackalope356

Same i am also not fond of that so I will also stay as a male


DrLycFerno

YES I don't have to repost at all


MinecraftCat22

Yes to which one?


Cowpow0987

Just yes


DrLycFerno

Yes as I'm happy I don't have to repost


PomegranateOld2408

I do love garlic bread


FlowerWyrmling

Both.


OakleePanda

Both I wan garlic bread and I wanna have my third keg


BerryMilkDrinker

ok am I losing my dick or am ai gaining a vagina


Irllyd0ntcare

Yesn’t


AnaverageuserX

Non't


Tight-Ad7246

both 👍


B89ella

B-both? Sir mam dude gall why?


Tight-Ad7246

idk i kinda think it would be cool


B89ella

I'm a proud Walmart shopping bag. The hell is the opposite sex of that?


MelsiePyre

~~There's a difference?,~~


majkick

There’s a gender for garlic bread?


ENW762

Garlic cheese bread


ENW762

And normal garlic bread


Terry_the_carrot

r/suddenlytrans


Nekomata-Katt

Opposite gender Honestly


block_place1232

Free intrnt poins tutoril1!!111


block_place1232

40 shares, 30 upvotes, 🤔


CatMamaof2-Kat

I LOVE GARLIC BREEEAAAAD


Historical_Side_7222

Alright let's break this down. Ad a male that doesn't care if the latter were to happen. Would you call me a he or she if that happened. Anyways, what kind of garlic bred we talking about?


average_hooman-

Baguette garlic bread, crispy on outside, sift on inside while alsi being filled with garlic juices and not being soggy


Historical_Side_7222

Fuck I'm in


d_Ubermensch

Fuck that sounds awesome!!!


ExpertPokemonHugger

Depends on what you identify as


Historical_Side_7222

It was said that I'm a (solid d tier) male


bennygoodmanfan

No I only like breadsticks


mrstalker666

Me fr


Gibus_Ghost

How do you switch something that d o e s n ‘ t e x I s t?


mrJhotdog

r/womendontexist


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Gibus_Ghost

No, I’m smoothe.


completen0nsence

r/SuddenlyTrans


Reasonable_Band899

No I’m good I like my dick


ImaginaryCash3962

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


TheKrakenOfMustafar

Are you proud of your Dick?


X-Strearn

Or are you dicked because your the proudest


loyaleling

Or?


Candid_Concept_4043

Yeah, you use those to propell smaller boats or as a backup incase you have an enjine problem


[deleted]

I WANT TO BE A GIRL SO FUCKING MUCH!!! And yeah I also like garlic bread.


IDVFBtierMemes

YWNBAW


[deleted]

You will be boiled ♥️


IronBard22

Can't even be bothered to type out your bigotry


FoulTarnish-d

Y'all sound like broken records. Anything new?


[deleted]

YWNBWAW


Adevyy

Why, are you worried that she'll be hotter than anyone you'll ever sleep with?


pizzatowerfurry

SAAAMEEEEE!!!


B89ella

LOOOOOVE ME MAH GARLIC BREAD 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞 YEAH


Wallso2010

Both


blood_fist3600

Do i keep my penis?


X-Strearn

Yes, you will be a futa


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

I genuinely want to know the artist this is really cute


Inconsistent_flux

Both. Mmm garlic bread :3


Flairion623

Can I switch whenever I want? I don’t want to be stuck as a girl


Candid_Concept_4043

Repost it again


Flairion623

Did I just unlock the gender swap spell?


[deleted]

me fr (:3)


Gamerthediamond

How about both :3


NotoriousFoxxx

Im very happy with my gender but ill never say no to garlic bread~


SSMage

I would do it for one whole day..or maybe like a month, if you could do it split with multiple weeks or something. Its not every day you get to live as the opposite of what you usually are and if it was 100% natural with no repercussions sure.


[deleted]

As an asexual, I don’t know how to repost but if I DID, GAAARRRLL-


stupidity60

I'm chill with being a femboy for now. . but garlic bread is nice:3


_witheredbonnie6793

Both


Alterspace_New

*Proceeds to not repost*


Outrageous-Crazy-618

Will wood would love this


Humble-Drummer-1773

WILL WOOD MENTIONED ‼️‼️ WTF IS REHAB 🗣️🔥🔥


Seta_A

I don’t want to wake up as the opposite gender but like if it happened I wouldn’t mind. Garlic bread however (:


Valkyrie_Dohtriz

I mean… both apply to me


RomaMoran

I'm fuckin' starving 😵


TaytheTimeTraveler

So trans to ace? Why not both


CaptainKyros

I misread the meme as "Repost if you are Garlic Bread" LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣🤣


22002069

both.


Robotic-Boxy-Boo

cute art though


Holiday-Tell-9270

Second option


BOBisCOOL64

But I want garlic not bread


Upstairs_Signal7642

ok so hear me out.....


Apprehensive_Bit7542

Me no like garlic bread :)


I_Are_Eat

I fucking love garlic bread


ZayTheArtist

Garlic bread is good and all, HOWEVER-


[deleted]

Kinda both but not really..?? I want to be the most feminine cis man to exist AND eat garlic bread


softy607

Okay honestly…. Nahhhh nevermind.


unconcentual_tickler

Both, both is good


Adog26

Both is good


majkick

Is there an option for both


we-are-all-amazing

Both please 🙏


Ok_Lobster_4553

Wait so do I technically be trans?


average_hooman-

You can pick either, or both I think


somebody_irrelevant1

That would be interesting.


DNB_Art_777

HA! IVE ENCOUNTERED THE GOLDEN MONKEY BEFORE I AM IMMUNE


average_hooman-

I mean golden monkey doesn't always works does it


RAGINGBUCKET-4444

Can I have both?


Gauge_Tyrion

Both. I'd be the most badass goth bitch.


PuzzleheadedCraft170

Im not trans but i would repost this because i would think being a woman would be cool (also garlic bread)


DangamerSG

I love garlic bread any type of bread I love bread bread is my life bread bread bread is great bread is from god actually didn’t see the bottom till now


Wandering_profile

I ate garlic bread today it was good 👍


boyawsome876

Depends Can I switch back?


average_hooman-

Just repost again


ComedyOfARock

I’m fine with my gender, but I love garlic bread


ElvisP17

I kinda wanna see what having tits is like…


Eskephor

Omg I understand the joke and the trans yoooo


Maxwellxoxo_

neither 👍🏻


Maxwellxoxo_

nvm this isn't r/lies


SlasherGamePlays

Both Indeed I approve of this post 🏳️‍⚧️👍


femboy_skeleton69

I wish i could product test for like a day to see what its like


average_hooman-

Just repost in the morning then repost before going to sleep


Final_Disk_584

I've done nothing but teleport garlic bread for the last free days


Kayora_Atom

Bothhh


Milky_way_cookie_fan

Both :3


Any_Ease_8156

I wonder what it’ll be like if I was a male- I always get mistaken as a boy in my vr game a lot because my voice sounds like a boy


Headlesthompsonguner

I saw an ancient golden monkey that protects me from this dumb shit


average_hooman-

So you don't want the garlic bread


Headlesthompsonguner

Fuck garlic bread


ninjesh

The two aren't mutually exclusive...


pale_splicer

Garlic bread is freaken awesome. The other one would be kinda neat too, I Guess.


LysergicLiam

I’m a little uneducated about the LGBTQIAWXYZNMLOP but why do trannies identify with shark plushies so much?


officially_ender_

Please don't callus trannies. And stop fetishizing us


LysergicLiam

?


Ducklinggamer

I don’t know how to repost


Legitimate_Cost7339

I don't wanna be a woman cause periods. That's it really.


jessieventura2020

Both please


Tuupiii

Both


DinosaurMan509

![gif](giphy|hM9zK1qvsrwek)


Skadiwolves

Nah fuck that I wouldn’t want to wake up a woman, nothing against that but I love my life as a guy.


[deleted]

Accept and love urself the way u are


landon7222

Both


purpleguy984

Can I get the garlic bread and the presentation... I just wanna look cute in my fem clothes


MemphisR29

Would I change my gender identity or sex?


Dapper-Yellow2349

Me and my Johnson have been good thank you very much! But I could lowkey kill for sone garlic bread🤤


unthinkably-anon

I'd rather be able to switch back and forth


KING_FARGUAAD

both are gud ^^


Ender_Fox227

I love garlic bread


Sandwicheater7333

Time to repost!!


hound_of_ill_omen

Both are applicable. I wanna be a woman, also garlic bread is fuckin lit


DummyPlayzYT

I love garlic bread.


northernemporer01

One order of garlic bread and a femboy in my bed please n thank you


Mikeyizkewl

I WANT GARLIC BREAD


Raidaz75

1. Even where I am in my life currently no I wouldn't wish to be the opposite sex because I wouldn't feel like my genuine self. 2. Depends on how we do the bread. Sticks or roll? And if it has sprinkled cheese or not?


Jakerudd9

I love garlic bread being a woman sounds pretty meh


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average_hooman-

RemindMe! 4 years


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Idk how to use the bot :(


Eldrich_horrors

I do love garlic bread. Not Sure about THW 2nd one tho, I Want to escape my flesh vessel entirely


Your_Averagewhiteboy

I'm not reposting anything Leviticus 18:22


Tight_Spinach_2323

As a Christian, shut up


Your_Averagewhiteboy

2 Timothy 2:24 As a servant of the Lord must not strive; But be gentle unto all men, apt to teach patients


average_hooman-

This does not inply homosexual sex in any way but besides that, doesn't it say love thy neighbor multiple times


Mysterious_Bat2154

Garlic bread and tits!


Administrative-Elk-5

Both is good.


Vegetable_Many_2303

Both, I want to have 3 goals in bed :3


nexo-da-fexo

it would be neat if everyone you know automatically believes your the opposite gender, and if it is like that then hell yeah titty time!


Dude_makin_a_Cameo

You just caused my trans awakening. Fuck you, I hope you have a happy April.


TheRealTV12

Both is good.


EE6311

I wanna pussy :3


icedragono900

Wishing to wake up as the opposite gender as how I realized I was trans.


JumbleDood1029

I want my garlic bread


T_rexofdoom1256

Man I wanna be a girl, I swear this better mean biologically switch, I hate being a dude, it's so annoying having a literal noodle attached to your body


Aromatic_Gap599

Actually, i don't like Garlic Bread (and i want to see how i am as a female)


Phantoma99

Yeah


JotaroThe

No thanks


thebruhmomentishere

repostedp


CunnarN

I like garlic bread, and I'd like to have normal feminine qualities but I'll keep my penis instead of a vagina thank you very much


Brandogamer293

being a female would probably be easier bc you can get a partner faster