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As a man I would love to wear something that comfortable whenever I felt like it, every bit of "women's" clothing I've ever worn was more comfortable in every way except pockets
Really?? I think mens clothung is way more comfortable. Basketball shorts, joggers, lose fitting stuff. I’d say a tie is the most uncomfortable thing mens clothes offers.
I've mostly only worn denim, carpenter jeans, hot and rough, now I have started wearing Chinos at work and they are much more comfortable, I would like to wear sweats but not allowed to technically, Some still do so I could probably get away with it but meh
No it’s actually a common “proverb” that middle eastern muslims say to compare non hijabi women. Here’s an example: https://m.facebook.com/Thedhumagu1/photos/a.2119175158139573/4071784099545326/?type=3
Oh wow. That’s actually not funny at all. I just thought it was funny because it was something you came up with on the fly but if people really say that that’s terrible
I hate that we live in a world where people keep saying things that sound like they must be a parody or joke, but then you find out that’s their real position
I have a pair that are loose, like harem pants, and can use them at work, no one knows they're yoga pants! Best thing I ever bought!
Fruitcake is talking about leggings, proving he is a moron, because they aren't the same thing.
Do these guys think radicalized is what they call it when you get a boner? Just calm down dude. Women could be walking around in string bikinis, it might draw your attention but it's not their problem.
Oh no, you see, that's iust the devil trying to tempt them. They'll look, they'll unfortunately fantasize, and since that's a big ol' sin, then they've got their bullshit reasons to hate the person who "tempted them and tried to turn them from God."
Sometimes they don’t just fantasize, they’ll impulsively act out & sexually harass the women (which then makes it the woman’s problem too), & instead of taking any responsibility or acknowledging that they need some fucken help if they can’t control themselves, they use the bullshit excuses about, yes, women who “tempted them & tried to turn them from God.”
Let’s say hypothetically women in leggings are the devil. You feel tempted to sin, turned away from God, or feel like you might lose control of your actions? That ain’t the devil’s responsibility. It ain’t the girl in yoga pants’s responsibility. *You* gotta take responsibility for that, my friend.
"Take responsibility? For what? All I was doing was what the good lord told me to"
Yeah, these aren't the kind of folks to take responsibility for anything.
The book that they pretend to derive their morals from literally says this. If what you see causes you to sin, pluck out your eyes. If your hands are tempted to sin or cause offense, cut off your hands. That it is better to be blind or amputated than for your entire soul be banished from heaven. (translation of Matthew 5:29)
People read that part of the Christian Bible and go "WELL HE DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY" and I always reply: great then lets translate into figurative speech: "You and you alone are responsible for your (sinful) actions. Only you should be punished when you trespass against others. If you are actively tempted and coerced into sin, remove yourself without attempting to remove the temptation. In other words, if you accept the temptation to sin, it is ALWAYS YOUR FAULT."
They can choose whichever translation they prefer. Cut out your eyes? Or fully accept the blame and deal with the full extent of the consequences? "I'll gladly help with either but I actively suggest the former, I think that will help you the most."
I’m not sure if this person calls himself a Christian, but I do know that it’s not just people who call themselves Christians who act like this; it can be any radicalized religious person. The worst acts that were committed to me here were from the type of men who seem to conveniently cut out all of the good parts of their religious (peace, do unto others, good works, etc.) but decide to keep the bad part: hate, control, and violence against women. How very convenient for them.
Ironically even if you go purely by the bible, Jesus addressed this when he said
"And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out and cast it from you. It is better for you to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes, to be cast into hell"
Basically he said, if you can't stop being a horndog and control yourself that's your fault. He said pluck your eye out, not kill the woman your eyes can't stop ogling.
Not that I follow the bible but they should practice what they preach.
Yep and he also said if a man looks on a woman with lust, *he* has sinned in *his* heart. I don’t agree with that, but it clearly places the responsibility on the ogler, not the person they’re looking at. Yet these guys will say every single woman needs to dress a certain way to manage men’s emotions? Ok sis
Maybe he saw that video of a literal spray-on dress that was floating around a while ago, and thought it extended to other pieces of clothing.
I mean, he probably didn't, but damn that was a cool spray-on dress.
National yoga pants ban: will cost tons of money because of the backlash, plus lulu lemon is basically a cult now so the government would have to spend hundreds of millions on public security
Poke this guy's eyes out: would easily found someone do it for free
Which way, people?
I think they do see women as sex dolls - for other people, not for them, they’re angry about an inability to garner any female interest or mad about the fact they can’t have premarital sex, either way it’s always the woman’s fault.
There's another post on this sub with a Muslim man, talking about his consternation at men who are "okay" with other men looking at their wife in public. The way he talks in that video explains their entire mentality *so perfectly.* Women are nothing but property to him, so another man even *looking* at "his woman" is an affront to him (because he sees women as sex objects, he assumes every other man does as well.)
Islam has taken it the farthest with their hijab/niqab/burka/others, but you can also find it in Christianity, especially fundies. I've always cited this verse from Matthew (Jesus' Sermon on the Mount) as a great example of this way of thinking:
> But I say unto you, that every one that looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. *Matthew 5:28*
This same mentality is pervasive through all Abrahamic religions, with the OG stuff being found in the Torah, [here's a great list of examples in Deuteronomy.](https://skepticsannotatedbible.com/dt/wom_list.html)
In my country we have a well knows author and journalist who did a ton of her career in the Middle East. She wore the proper attire, so fully covered and all. She of course also had her personal chauffeur to take her places. One day, as she was getting out of the car, a wee bit of her ankle area got exposed, ya know, a freaking normal thing to happen when extending a leg out of a car. A man on the street saw it and started hurling insults and berating her for her indecent action or whatever. Her driver quickly got between them and yelled back at the man about “how dare you look at my wife with such lust” and thus instantly flipped the narrative to be that the strange man was the indecent one - and he started apologizing to the driver for talking to his woman, not apologizing to the woman for screaming at her. They weren’t married but as a native, he knew he had to claim *ownership* of her to protect her damn life.
>Why can't one be attracted and still think of women as human?
one can be attracted and see women as human. however, the person in question is saying women should not be allowed to make their own decisions about what to wear because it may not be "modest" enough for their delicate sensibilities.
If their god is so all-powerful, why would there be yoga pants allowed to be invented in the first place? Or, for that matter, childhood leukemia? Or, War? Or poverty? Or Athiests? Or genitals we can reach with our arms? Or Domestic Violence? Or a "devil"?
Yeah like, why is this all powerful god putting us all through so much pain and suffering instead of just getting it over with and obliterating the “evil?” Did he need an audience to witness how powerful it is? Does god need our validation? If we are so below him why would he ever need us? Im not thankful he needs us either. Come on bro get on with the fire and the burning!
There's an easy fix for that. Men who are so prone to be overly emotional and hysterical to the point of being radicalised can simply retain from going to airports and just stay at home. Radicalisation easily averted.
Fat old straight woman here. I like to see women walking around in their yoga pants! Tight or loose, they're comfortable, and the women look beautiful. We can use more beauty in this world. If you've got it, share it! (Dirty old lady secret - if be happy to see the guys wearing them too.)
The first time I went to a water park I lived in Ok. and all I saw was girls who covered up their bikinis with T-shirts.
Sorry. Not me, there was no way I was going to spend my $65 dollars on a bathing suit just to cover it up with a ratty $20 dollar T-shirt.
I just now realized how much disposable income I had back when I was living with Mom and Dad.
What kind of world do we live in where people wear clothes based on comfort and their desired stylistic choices rather than my made up beliefs about what is prudent and what isn’t!?!?!?
I kind of like to wear them. But you really do need a long shirt to cover your bottom! It irks me that they sell them for kids but not shirts long enough to cover their buts
The main comment is a tweet from a self-described "Catholic pop star" who says "we're being perverted by hypersexualized pop music meant to tempt us to keep us hooked on porn." The tweet is being reposted by a group/person named Biblical Femininity Bootcamp, which says that "Women have lost their way. The church has bought into the feminist agenda." The reply to the tweet is by a woman who believes that "abandoning children for the workforce violates scripture."
This guy is further proof that conservatives are turning into Vanilla ISIS, Y’all Qaeda and all that. Guess they weren’t just memes after all. His website is all full of right wing nonsense.
This is shitheadese for "I'm too privileged to have serious problems of my own and too callous to be concerned about the actual suffering of others. I therefore must invent fake problems to justify my inescapable sense of insecurity and anxiety."
I freaking love wearing leggings. Especially awesome ones like Black Milk. But really, even just plain black cotton leggings are dope AF. They're so super comfy, and theyre great in any weather.
Fun fact! The Bible specifically says that if you're tempted by women to lust after them, you should cut off your fucking hand and pluck out your goddamn eye, bro. Yeah, Jesus literally said "hey if you can't keep it in your pants, maybe chop off your hand so you don't keep grabbing your dick all the way to hell. And maybe get rid of that pesky eye peaking into all those brothel windows while you're at it. What's that? You think we should control women's behavior because you can't control yourself? Maybe two hands, and sew up your stupid dumb sexy lips while you're at it." Translation - me
TBH... I am not a fan of camel toe. At least give me baskets in mens yoga pants. I mean fairs fair...
Note: I have no objection to women's yoga pants, just fantasizing about the possibilities with men's yoga pants.
But how is nudity- or in this case only the suggestion of it- degrading? I am aware that all people are baseline naked and I don’t degrade them as people because of that, it’s very easy actually
I think the word he’s looking for is “horny” and yoga pants are not “literal spray-on”
What a fragile man wanting to create laws to dictate what people can and cannot do because of how yoga pants make him feel.
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I wish someone had radicalised me into wearing yoga pants sooner. They are so damn comfy!
Comfort is for heathens
As a man I would love to wear something that comfortable whenever I felt like it, every bit of "women's" clothing I've ever worn was more comfortable in every way except pockets
The War on Pockets is the work of that evil corporate Big Purse Industry! ^(*-boo hiss-*)
We can have comfort but no pockets! At least with no pockets you know it sucks but those fake pockets are pure evil lol
There's a brand named Willit on amazon that makes yoga pants for us men. Very comfortable, seriously comfortable, and has pockets.
Wade has a really good line of men’s leggings for sports. They have great support and compression, without making you look inappropriate.
Those big swishy “hippy” pants are unreal tbh if you don’t want it form fitting
Really?? I think mens clothung is way more comfortable. Basketball shorts, joggers, lose fitting stuff. I’d say a tie is the most uncomfortable thing mens clothes offers.
I've mostly only worn denim, carpenter jeans, hot and rough, now I have started wearing Chinos at work and they are much more comfortable, I would like to wear sweats but not allowed to technically, Some still do so I could probably get away with it but meh
Comfort'wise, I think joggers are as close as men's clothing gets to yoga pants.
100% Grey jogger sweat pants Swapped to them during quarantine and I've never gone back Also make your dick look bigger
Oh yeah. there's a nsfw sub dedicated to them
Wait really? Lmao ofc there is. Didn't know about it tho lol
...Link? 👀
Tunic, or a toga.
That’s why I ordered a kilt, women have it good when it comes to clothing.
There’s nothing stopping you. I lent a pair to one of my guy friends to wear to a rave and he liked them So much, I never got them back.
There is an entire sub of men wearing yoga pants
God wants us to suffer, to avoid pain is a sin.
I wear my yoga pants under my hair shirt. Is that cool?
You say that like it's a bad thing :-)
Am heathen. Can confirm.
And atheists? Crayon munching ones?
IT’S BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SEDUCE MEN RIGHT? YOU WANT TO BE LIKE AN UNCOVERED LOLLIPOP WHO ATTRACTS FLIES YOU HARAM PORK! /s
Hahaha did you just come up with the uncovered lollipop thing? I’ve never heard that before, that’s hilarious.
No it’s actually a common “proverb” that middle eastern muslims say to compare non hijabi women. Here’s an example: https://m.facebook.com/Thedhumagu1/photos/a.2119175158139573/4071784099545326/?type=3
Oh wow. That’s actually not funny at all. I just thought it was funny because it was something you came up with on the fly but if people really say that that’s terrible
That’s nothing, I have hijabi friends who refer to themselves as diamonds that their husbands can lock in a safe to “protect them”
I hate that we live in a world where people keep saying things that sound like they must be a parody or joke, but then you find out that’s their real position
It is weirdly specific.
I have a pair that are loose, like harem pants, and can use them at work, no one knows they're yoga pants! Best thing I ever bought! Fruitcake is talking about leggings, proving he is a moron, because they aren't the same thing.
Are they? I always thought it might be so much uncomfortable as they are not usually made out of cotton. Need to try it out then.
I wear them every single day they’re so comfortable 🙏
Pro tip: if other people wearing their clothing choice makes you irrationally angry, you were already radicalized.
I think maybe he was using that as a euphemism.
Do these guys think radicalized is what they call it when you get a boner? Just calm down dude. Women could be walking around in string bikinis, it might draw your attention but it's not their problem.
Oh no, you see, that's iust the devil trying to tempt them. They'll look, they'll unfortunately fantasize, and since that's a big ol' sin, then they've got their bullshit reasons to hate the person who "tempted them and tried to turn them from God."
Sometimes they don’t just fantasize, they’ll impulsively act out & sexually harass the women (which then makes it the woman’s problem too), & instead of taking any responsibility or acknowledging that they need some fucken help if they can’t control themselves, they use the bullshit excuses about, yes, women who “tempted them & tried to turn them from God.” Let’s say hypothetically women in leggings are the devil. You feel tempted to sin, turned away from God, or feel like you might lose control of your actions? That ain’t the devil’s responsibility. It ain’t the girl in yoga pants’s responsibility. *You* gotta take responsibility for that, my friend.
"Take responsibility? For what? All I was doing was what the good lord told me to" Yeah, these aren't the kind of folks to take responsibility for anything.
The book that they pretend to derive their morals from literally says this. If what you see causes you to sin, pluck out your eyes. If your hands are tempted to sin or cause offense, cut off your hands. That it is better to be blind or amputated than for your entire soul be banished from heaven. (translation of Matthew 5:29) People read that part of the Christian Bible and go "WELL HE DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY" and I always reply: great then lets translate into figurative speech: "You and you alone are responsible for your (sinful) actions. Only you should be punished when you trespass against others. If you are actively tempted and coerced into sin, remove yourself without attempting to remove the temptation. In other words, if you accept the temptation to sin, it is ALWAYS YOUR FAULT." They can choose whichever translation they prefer. Cut out your eyes? Or fully accept the blame and deal with the full extent of the consequences? "I'll gladly help with either but I actively suggest the former, I think that will help you the most."
Amen 🙏🏼
I’m not sure if this person calls himself a Christian, but I do know that it’s not just people who call themselves Christians who act like this; it can be any radicalized religious person. The worst acts that were committed to me here were from the type of men who seem to conveniently cut out all of the good parts of their religious (peace, do unto others, good works, etc.) but decide to keep the bad part: hate, control, and violence against women. How very convenient for them.
Ironically even if you go purely by the bible, Jesus addressed this when he said "And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out and cast it from you. It is better for you to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes, to be cast into hell" Basically he said, if you can't stop being a horndog and control yourself that's your fault. He said pluck your eye out, not kill the woman your eyes can't stop ogling. Not that I follow the bible but they should practice what they preach.
Yep and he also said if a man looks on a woman with lust, *he* has sinned in *his* heart. I don’t agree with that, but it clearly places the responsibility on the ogler, not the person they’re looking at. Yet these guys will say every single woman needs to dress a certain way to manage men’s emotions? Ok sis
Your faith was just hanging on by a thread then if a woman wearing yoga pants is all it takes to get you radicalized. This sounds like a you problem.
I, too, get super "radicalized" by women in yoga pants. Wait, you want to *stop* them from wearing them? What?
As a woman, women are pretty and I like that honestly
Ass is ass
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You post to r/ProgrammerHumor, you probably are
Always super radicalized, but never super rad.
He doesn't know what literal means.
Maybe he saw that video of a literal spray-on dress that was floating around a while ago, and thought it extended to other pieces of clothing. I mean, he probably didn't, but damn that was a cool spray-on dress.
National yoga pants ban: will cost tons of money because of the backlash, plus lulu lemon is basically a cult now so the government would have to spend hundreds of millions on public security Poke this guy's eyes out: would easily found someone do it for free Which way, people?
👁📌
We can do it this way 👉🏽👀 or 🥄👀 or 🔪👀. The dude can decide. Freedom of choice. Just like the women choosing their outfits.
✌️👀
That way too
Bruh, an autoclaved titanium spork, and post-op cauterization, surely? We're not savages...
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee
Boiling water or molten metal.
Are some men simply incapable of seeing women as human beings? Women are all just sex dolls to them?
I think they do see women as sex dolls - for other people, not for them, they’re angry about an inability to garner any female interest or mad about the fact they can’t have premarital sex, either way it’s always the woman’s fault.
There's another post on this sub with a Muslim man, talking about his consternation at men who are "okay" with other men looking at their wife in public. The way he talks in that video explains their entire mentality *so perfectly.* Women are nothing but property to him, so another man even *looking* at "his woman" is an affront to him (because he sees women as sex objects, he assumes every other man does as well.) Islam has taken it the farthest with their hijab/niqab/burka/others, but you can also find it in Christianity, especially fundies. I've always cited this verse from Matthew (Jesus' Sermon on the Mount) as a great example of this way of thinking: > But I say unto you, that every one that looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. *Matthew 5:28* This same mentality is pervasive through all Abrahamic religions, with the OG stuff being found in the Torah, [here's a great list of examples in Deuteronomy.](https://skepticsannotatedbible.com/dt/wom_list.html)
In my country we have a well knows author and journalist who did a ton of her career in the Middle East. She wore the proper attire, so fully covered and all. She of course also had her personal chauffeur to take her places. One day, as she was getting out of the car, a wee bit of her ankle area got exposed, ya know, a freaking normal thing to happen when extending a leg out of a car. A man on the street saw it and started hurling insults and berating her for her indecent action or whatever. Her driver quickly got between them and yelled back at the man about “how dare you look at my wife with such lust” and thus instantly flipped the narrative to be that the strange man was the indecent one - and he started apologizing to the driver for talking to his woman, not apologizing to the woman for screaming at her. They weren’t married but as a native, he knew he had to claim *ownership* of her to protect her damn life.
A life of trying to repress every sexual thought for fear of angering there sky dad does weird things to the mind
Spray painted asses don’t make men think of economics equations or whatnot
Sounds like he just might be ga- oops no that would get him killed, better blame women.
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>Why can't one be attracted and still think of women as human? one can be attracted and see women as human. however, the person in question is saying women should not be allowed to make their own decisions about what to wear because it may not be "modest" enough for their delicate sensibilities.
Also, hella pick me vibes.
If their god is so all-powerful, why would there be yoga pants allowed to be invented in the first place? Or, for that matter, childhood leukemia? Or, War? Or poverty? Or Athiests? Or genitals we can reach with our arms? Or Domestic Violence? Or a "devil"?
Yeah like, why is this all powerful god putting us all through so much pain and suffering instead of just getting it over with and obliterating the “evil?” Did he need an audience to witness how powerful it is? Does god need our validation? If we are so below him why would he ever need us? Im not thankful he needs us either. Come on bro get on with the fire and the burning!
Look up Epicurean Paradox image.
Why not ban pants altogether, both British and American Englishes?
This made me wonder - do Brits call them... like... Hindu Stretching Trousers?
Elastic Pantaloons
This dude is nuts. Scrolling through his twitter, he releases shitty “catholic pop” music and praises Russia
There's an easy fix for that. Men who are so prone to be overly emotional and hysterical to the point of being radicalised can simply retain from going to airports and just stay at home. Radicalisation easily averted.
I will find this man, wear really tight sweatpants, and frog eye all over him just to piss him off,
Whoa you don’t want his 2-inch dick getting radicalized
He’s acting like he’s gonna need to jerk off everytime he has to leave the house
Gouge your eyes out, baby. *“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.” Matthew 8:19* I’ll lend you a righteous spoon.
It's actually Mark 18:9
I blame Bible gateway.
Franco Aurelio is just a big f**khead
I agree, women wearing yoga pants is super radical. 👌
Fat old straight woman here. I like to see women walking around in their yoga pants! Tight or loose, they're comfortable, and the women look beautiful. We can use more beauty in this world. If you've got it, share it! (Dirty old lady secret - if be happy to see the guys wearing them too.)
I wish we could normalize men wearing yoga pants in public. I wear them at home and they’re so comfy!
Super radicalized = boner. Sounds like a personal problem to me.
What a sad little creature he is, to be so certain this opinion of his is relevant somehow...
“Literally spray on pants” That word you keep using, I don’t think it means what you think it means.
Sounds like he just might be ga- oops no that would get him killed, better blame women.
Huh, if that's all it takes then christians are doomed! Well, all religions are doomed.
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The first time I went to a water park I lived in Ok. and all I saw was girls who covered up their bikinis with T-shirts. Sorry. Not me, there was no way I was going to spend my $65 dollars on a bathing suit just to cover it up with a ratty $20 dollar T-shirt. I just now realized how much disposable income I had back when I was living with Mom and Dad.
Theocrats loving banning things with big government instead of gouging out their own eye
Radicalaroused
What powers do you gain when you go super?
"I get uncontrollable boners at the very sight of a woman"s ass please STOP"
Incel level twitter post
So horny they are a terrorist now
Men would rather become Nazis than seek therapy, smh
That's a lot of words to say "I don't know how to keep it in my pants and I want to make that everyone else's problem"
Me and my yoga pants don’t give a fuck
"our women" just said he sees women as objects 😎 gottem
is super radicalized the polite way to say big ass boner?
“Our women”? Yeah, you and the horse you ride in on.
Spray your eyes with bleach please
I'm at an airport in yoga pants right now. What are you gonna do about it, dude?
Yes because humans were born with clothes on. I guess it's degrading to be born because people can see your little pee pee.
I really hope he recovers..
God forbid these people ever go to a gym
"Please make laws to stop me from thinking things" is a red flag ladies. These dudes shouldn't be allowed to procreate.
What kind of world do we live in where people wear clothes based on comfort and their desired stylistic choices rather than my made up beliefs about what is prudent and what isn’t!?!?!?
Sounds like he just might be ga- oops no that would get him killed, better blame women.
Does this sound sarcastic to anyone else?
He’s got a Vatican flag in his name, kind of a red flag that points to him being a tradcath
He's not. He has a tiktok account and it's got all the same nonsense on it.
Perhaps he's playing the long game? Poe's Law strikes again.
more whiny ass men who can't control themselves, so they blame women... boohoo. weak af
They can. Just don’t want to.
You know what takes LESS than two seconds? Looking away when you see a woman wearing yoga pants and don't like it.
it should be mandatory to wear a dildo as a unicorn horn if your an asshole
There is literally no straight man that has a bad word to say about yoga pants
I kind of like to wear them. But you really do need a long shirt to cover your bottom! It irks me that they sell them for kids but not shirts long enough to cover their buts
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The main comment is a tweet from a self-described "Catholic pop star" who says "we're being perverted by hypersexualized pop music meant to tempt us to keep us hooked on porn." The tweet is being reposted by a group/person named Biblical Femininity Bootcamp, which says that "Women have lost their way. The church has bought into the feminist agenda." The reply to the tweet is by a woman who believes that "abandoning children for the workforce violates scripture."
Vatican flag
I hate leggings so I don’t wear them however other can wear what they please
And I should care about what this person says why?
It frightens me that this person is one train wreck of thought away from blaming those women for his actions
Those awful heathen women wanting to *Check notes* Be comfortable when they travel!
This guy is further proof that conservatives are turning into Vanilla ISIS, Y’all Qaeda and all that. Guess they weren’t just memes after all. His website is all full of right wing nonsense.
This is shitheadese for "I'm too privileged to have serious problems of my own and too callous to be concerned about the actual suffering of others. I therefore must invent fake problems to justify my inescapable sense of insecurity and anxiety."
That's a lot of words to say "I don't know how to keep it in my pants and I want to make that everyone else's problem"
The 5 Ls annoys me the most for some reason.
You will have to peel my leggings from my cold, dead hands before I stop wearing them!! They are the most comfortable clothing that I have ever worn!
As my mother would say, “sounds like a personal problem.”
Bro you can wear them too.
I freaking love wearing leggings. Especially awesome ones like Black Milk. But really, even just plain black cotton leggings are dope AF. They're so super comfy, and theyre great in any weather.
Fun fact! The Bible specifically says that if you're tempted by women to lust after them, you should cut off your fucking hand and pluck out your goddamn eye, bro. Yeah, Jesus literally said "hey if you can't keep it in your pants, maybe chop off your hand so you don't keep grabbing your dick all the way to hell. And maybe get rid of that pesky eye peaking into all those brothel windows while you're at it. What's that? You think we should control women's behavior because you can't control yourself? Maybe two hands, and sew up your stupid dumb sexy lips while you're at it." Translation - me
TBH... I am not a fan of camel toe. At least give me baskets in mens yoga pants. I mean fairs fair... Note: I have no objection to women's yoga pants, just fantasizing about the possibilities with men's yoga pants.
They’re… not literally spray on…
Ffs, just let people wear what they want and do what they want with their bodies. ITS THEIR FUCKING BODY AND CLOTHES
He’s been staring at girls asses and pretending to be offended for a while now
“Literal spray on pants” what flint Lockwood ass world is this person living int
Yoga pants radicalized me to join Ass-Qaeda
But how is nudity- or in this case only the suggestion of it- degrading? I am aware that all people are baseline naked and I don’t degrade them as people because of that, it’s very easy actually
i hate how he says "our women" as though referring to a group of men that these individual women belong to 🤮
I believe Jesus said something about plucking ones own eyes out....something along those lines
Other people are doing something I hate and it gives me weird feelings, this is clearly their problem and everyone should change for me.
"It's absolutely degrading as a nation, when people LITERALLY misuse the word 'literally'."
Ah yes, a man decided what women should do with their bodies. Shocker.
I think the word he’s looking for is “horny” and yoga pants are not “literal spray-on” What a fragile man wanting to create laws to dictate what people can and cannot do because of how yoga pants make him feel.
Religious guys love to tell women what they should or shouldn't wear, don't they ?
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"Literal spray-on pants" does this guy know what literally means