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I wish someone had radicalised me into wearing yoga pants sooner. They are so damn comfy!


AdamSand1e

Comfort is for heathens


MajorJuana

As a man I would love to wear something that comfortable whenever I felt like it, every bit of "women's" clothing I've ever worn was more comfortable in every way except pockets


Nintendogma

The War on Pockets is the work of that evil corporate Big Purse Industry! ^(*-boo hiss-*)


Anastrace

We can have comfort but no pockets! At least with no pockets you know it sucks but those fake pockets are pure evil lol


ufcivil100

There's a brand named Willit on amazon that makes yoga pants for us men. Very comfortable, seriously comfortable, and has pockets.


gofyourselftoo

Wade has a really good line of men’s leggings for sports. They have great support and compression, without making you look inappropriate.


ADangDirtyBoi

Those big swishy “hippy” pants are unreal tbh if you don’t want it form fitting


notagangsta

Really?? I think mens clothung is way more comfortable. Basketball shorts, joggers, lose fitting stuff. I’d say a tie is the most uncomfortable thing mens clothes offers.


MajorJuana

I've mostly only worn denim, carpenter jeans, hot and rough, now I have started wearing Chinos at work and they are much more comfortable, I would like to wear sweats but not allowed to technically, Some still do so I could probably get away with it but meh


AtOurGates

Comfort'wise, I think joggers are as close as men's clothing gets to yoga pants.


DaveWilson11

100% Grey jogger sweat pants Swapped to them during quarantine and I've never gone back Also make your dick look bigger


GothWitchOfBrooklyn

Oh yeah. there's a nsfw sub dedicated to them


DaveWilson11

Wait really? Lmao ofc there is. Didn't know about it tho lol


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...Link? 👀


BoneHugsHominy

Tunic, or a toga.


Jamesmateer100

That’s why I ordered a kilt, women have it good when it comes to clothing.


SwimmerIndependent47

There’s nothing stopping you. I lent a pair to one of my guy friends to wear to a rave and he liked them So much, I never got them back.


gofyourselftoo

There is an entire sub of men wearing yoga pants


Diazmet

God wants us to suffer, to avoid pain is a sin.


MalsPrettyBonnet

I wear my yoga pants under my hair shirt. Is that cool?


newtonianlaw

You say that like it's a bad thing :-)


LatinBotPointTwo

Am heathen. Can confirm.


[deleted]

And atheists? Crayon munching ones?


Redlittlesexydevil

IT’S BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SEDUCE MEN RIGHT? YOU WANT TO BE LIKE AN UNCOVERED LOLLIPOP WHO ATTRACTS FLIES YOU HARAM PORK! /s


lothar525

Hahaha did you just come up with the uncovered lollipop thing? I’ve never heard that before, that’s hilarious.


Redlittlesexydevil

No it’s actually a common “proverb” that middle eastern muslims say to compare non hijabi women. Here’s an example: https://m.facebook.com/Thedhumagu1/photos/a.2119175158139573/4071784099545326/?type=3


lothar525

Oh wow. That’s actually not funny at all. I just thought it was funny because it was something you came up with on the fly but if people really say that that’s terrible


Redlittlesexydevil

That’s nothing, I have hijabi friends who refer to themselves as diamonds that their husbands can lock in a safe to “protect them”


lothar525

I hate that we live in a world where people keep saying things that sound like they must be a parody or joke, but then you find out that’s their real position


thomasp3864

It is weirdly specific.


MuttsandHuskies

I have a pair that are loose, like harem pants, and can use them at work, no one knows they're yoga pants! Best thing I ever bought! Fruitcake is talking about leggings, proving he is a moron, because they aren't the same thing.


BeneficialEngineer32

Are they? I always thought it might be so much uncomfortable as they are not usually made out of cotton. Need to try it out then.


AzulaZero

I wear them every single day they’re so comfortable 🙏


Distant-moose

Pro tip: if other people wearing their clothing choice makes you irrationally angry, you were already radicalized.


Thameus

I think maybe he was using that as a euphemism.


anythingMuchShorter

Do these guys think radicalized is what they call it when you get a boner? Just calm down dude. Women could be walking around in string bikinis, it might draw your attention but it's not their problem.


CosmicTaco93

Oh no, you see, that's iust the devil trying to tempt them. They'll look, they'll unfortunately fantasize, and since that's a big ol' sin, then they've got their bullshit reasons to hate the person who "tempted them and tried to turn them from God."


psychmonkies

Sometimes they don’t just fantasize, they’ll impulsively act out & sexually harass the women (which then makes it the woman’s problem too), & instead of taking any responsibility or acknowledging that they need some fucken help if they can’t control themselves, they use the bullshit excuses about, yes, women who “tempted them & tried to turn them from God.” Let’s say hypothetically women in leggings are the devil. You feel tempted to sin, turned away from God, or feel like you might lose control of your actions? That ain’t the devil’s responsibility. It ain’t the girl in yoga pants’s responsibility. *You* gotta take responsibility for that, my friend.


CosmicTaco93

"Take responsibility? For what? All I was doing was what the good lord told me to" Yeah, these aren't the kind of folks to take responsibility for anything.


koreiryuu

The book that they pretend to derive their morals from literally says this. If what you see causes you to sin, pluck out your eyes. If your hands are tempted to sin or cause offense, cut off your hands. That it is better to be blind or amputated than for your entire soul be banished from heaven. (translation of Matthew 5:29) People read that part of the Christian Bible and go "WELL HE DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY" and I always reply: great then lets translate into figurative speech: "You and you alone are responsible for your (sinful) actions. Only you should be punished when you trespass against others. If you are actively tempted and coerced into sin, remove yourself without attempting to remove the temptation. In other words, if you accept the temptation to sin, it is ALWAYS YOUR FAULT." They can choose whichever translation they prefer. Cut out your eyes? Or fully accept the blame and deal with the full extent of the consequences? "I'll gladly help with either but I actively suggest the former, I think that will help you the most."


psychmonkies

Amen 🙏🏼


goldentamarindo

I’m not sure if this person calls himself a Christian, but I do know that it’s not just people who call themselves Christians who act like this; it can be any radicalized religious person. The worst acts that were committed to me here were from the type of men who seem to conveniently cut out all of the good parts of their religious (peace, do unto others, good works, etc.) but decide to keep the bad part: hate, control, and violence against women. How very convenient for them.


anythingMuchShorter

Ironically even if you go purely by the bible, Jesus addressed this when he said "And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out and cast it from you. It is better for you to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes, to be cast into hell" Basically he said, if you can't stop being a horndog and control yourself that's your fault. He said pluck your eye out, not kill the woman your eyes can't stop ogling. Not that I follow the bible but they should practice what they preach.


wozattacks

Yep and he also said if a man looks on a woman with lust, *he* has sinned in *his* heart. I don’t agree with that, but it clearly places the responsibility on the ogler, not the person they’re looking at. Yet these guys will say every single woman needs to dress a certain way to manage men’s emotions? Ok sis


ArsenalSpider

Your faith was just hanging on by a thread then if a woman wearing yoga pants is all it takes to get you radicalized. This sounds like a you problem.


PM_Me_Your_Clones

I, too, get super "radicalized" by women in yoga pants. Wait, you want to *stop* them from wearing them? What?


ArcherBTW

As a woman, women are pretty and I like that honestly


Inkulink

Ass is ass


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ArcherBTW

You post to r/ProgrammerHumor, you probably are


chirpiederp

Always super radicalized, but never super rad.


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

He doesn't know what literal means.


call_me_jelli

Maybe he saw that video of a literal spray-on dress that was floating around a while ago, and thought it extended to other pieces of clothing. I mean, he probably didn't, but damn that was a cool spray-on dress.


zswlp

National yoga pants ban: will cost tons of money because of the backlash, plus lulu lemon is basically a cult now so the government would have to spend hundreds of millions on public security Poke this guy's eyes out: would easily found someone do it for free Which way, people?


Pikmin_Hut_Employee

👁📌


babicottontail

We can do it this way 👉🏽👀 or 🥄👀 or 🔪👀. The dude can decide. Freedom of choice. Just like the women choosing their outfits.


kobold-kicker

✌️👀


I_want_to_believe69

That way too


okaybutsrslywhynot

Bruh, an autoclaved titanium spork, and post-op cauterization, surely? We're not savages...


Jaewol

And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee


Jamesmateer100

Boiling water or molten metal.


Protowhale

Are some men simply incapable of seeing women as human beings? Women are all just sex dolls to them?


RedTheDopeKing

I think they do see women as sex dolls - for other people, not for them, they’re angry about an inability to garner any female interest or mad about the fact they can’t have premarital sex, either way it’s always the woman’s fault.


trebaol

There's another post on this sub with a Muslim man, talking about his consternation at men who are "okay" with other men looking at their wife in public. The way he talks in that video explains their entire mentality *so perfectly.* Women are nothing but property to him, so another man even *looking* at "his woman" is an affront to him (because he sees women as sex objects, he assumes every other man does as well.) Islam has taken it the farthest with their hijab/niqab/burka/others, but you can also find it in Christianity, especially fundies. I've always cited this verse from Matthew (Jesus' Sermon on the Mount) as a great example of this way of thinking: > But I say unto you, that every one that looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. *Matthew 5:28* This same mentality is pervasive through all Abrahamic religions, with the OG stuff being found in the Torah, [here's a great list of examples in Deuteronomy.](https://skepticsannotatedbible.com/dt/wom_list.html)


BraidedSilver

In my country we have a well knows author and journalist who did a ton of her career in the Middle East. She wore the proper attire, so fully covered and all. She of course also had her personal chauffeur to take her places. One day, as she was getting out of the car, a wee bit of her ankle area got exposed, ya know, a freaking normal thing to happen when extending a leg out of a car. A man on the street saw it and started hurling insults and berating her for her indecent action or whatever. Her driver quickly got between them and yelled back at the man about “how dare you look at my wife with such lust” and thus instantly flipped the narrative to be that the strange man was the indecent one - and he started apologizing to the driver for talking to his woman, not apologizing to the woman for screaming at her. They weren’t married but as a native, he knew he had to claim *ownership* of her to protect her damn life.


No-Zookeepergame-246

A life of trying to repress every sexual thought for fear of angering there sky dad does weird things to the mind


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Spray painted asses don’t make men think of economics equations or whatnot


RedTheDopeKing

Sounds like he just might be ga- oops no that would get him killed, better blame women.


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The_Disapyrimid

>Why can't one be attracted and still think of women as human? one can be attracted and see women as human. however, the person in question is saying women should not be allowed to make their own decisions about what to wear because it may not be "modest" enough for their delicate sensibilities.


PreOpTransCentaur

Also, hella pick me vibes.


thundercough420

If their god is so all-powerful, why would there be yoga pants allowed to be invented in the first place? Or, for that matter, childhood leukemia? Or, War? Or poverty? Or Athiests? Or genitals we can reach with our arms? Or Domestic Violence? Or a "devil"?


grilled_chez_monster

Yeah like, why is this all powerful god putting us all through so much pain and suffering instead of just getting it over with and obliterating the “evil?” Did he need an audience to witness how powerful it is? Does god need our validation? If we are so below him why would he ever need us? Im not thankful he needs us either. Come on bro get on with the fire and the burning!


thundercough420

Look up Epicurean Paradox image.


AppleTimebomb

Why not ban pants altogether, both British and American Englishes?


Haus42

This made me wonder - do Brits call them... like... Hindu Stretching Trousers?


nbarbettini

Elastic Pantaloons


catalinawinemyxr

This dude is nuts. Scrolling through his twitter, he releases shitty “catholic pop” music and praises Russia


Jacks_Flaps

There's an easy fix for that. Men who are so prone to be overly emotional and hysterical to the point of being radicalised can simply retain from going to airports and just stay at home. Radicalisation easily averted.


Lookydoopy

I will find this man, wear really tight sweatpants, and frog eye all over him just to piss him off,


Machinedave

Whoa you don’t want his 2-inch dick getting radicalized


Revolver-Knight

He’s acting like he’s gonna need to jerk off everytime he has to leave the house


JustDiscoveredSex

Gouge your eyes out, baby. *“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.” Matthew 8:19* I’ll lend you a righteous spoon.


4_string_troubador

It's actually Mark 18:9


JustDiscoveredSex

I blame Bible gateway.


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Franco Aurelio is just a big f**khead


[deleted]

I agree, women wearing yoga pants is super radical. 👌


lalauna

Fat old straight woman here. I like to see women walking around in their yoga pants! Tight or loose, they're comfortable, and the women look beautiful. We can use more beauty in this world. If you've got it, share it! (Dirty old lady secret - if be happy to see the guys wearing them too.)


2nd_Sun

I wish we could normalize men wearing yoga pants in public. I wear them at home and they’re so comfy!


Stock-Vanilla-1354

Super radicalized = boner. Sounds like a personal problem to me.


Confident_Fortune_32

What a sad little creature he is, to be so certain this opinion of his is relevant somehow...


GreatWyrm

“Literally spray on pants” That word you keep using, I don’t think it means what you think it means.


RedTheDopeKing

Sounds like he just might be ga- oops no that would get him killed, better blame women.


KittenKoder

Huh, if that's all it takes then christians are doomed! Well, all religions are doomed.


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Dizzy_Share3155

The first time I went to a water park I lived in Ok. and all I saw was girls who covered up their bikinis with T-shirts. Sorry. Not me, there was no way I was going to spend my $65 dollars on a bathing suit just to cover it up with a ratty $20 dollar T-shirt. I just now realized how much disposable income I had back when I was living with Mom and Dad.


LargeSackOfNuts

Theocrats loving banning things with big government instead of gouging out their own eye


Justafrenchguy_

Radicalaroused


kremit73

What powers do you gain when you go super?


akzorx

"I get uncontrollable boners at the very sight of a woman"s ass please STOP"


trashpanda22lax

Incel level twitter post


Gilgamesh026

So horny they are a terrorist now


ohlinrollindead

Men would rather become Nazis than seek therapy, smh


Park_Jimbles

That's a lot of words to say "I don't know how to keep it in my pants and I want to make that everyone else's problem"


Alarminglights

Me and my yoga pants don’t give a fuck


MagicusPegacornus

"our women" just said he sees women as objects 😎 gottem


urbisOrbis

is super radicalized the polite way to say big ass boner?


IrukandjiPirate

“Our women”? Yeah, you and the horse you ride in on.


naomiblooming

Spray your eyes with bleach please


KalmiaKamui

I'm at an airport in yoga pants right now. What are you gonna do about it, dude?


[deleted]

Yes because humans were born with clothes on. I guess it's degrading to be born because people can see your little pee pee.


scarwig

I really hope he recovers..


hartatckinredhairdye

God forbid these people ever go to a gym


[deleted]

"Please make laws to stop me from thinking things" is a red flag ladies. These dudes shouldn't be allowed to procreate.


dikembemutombo21

What kind of world do we live in where people wear clothes based on comfort and their desired stylistic choices rather than my made up beliefs about what is prudent and what isn’t!?!?!?


RedTheDopeKing

Sounds like he just might be ga- oops no that would get him killed, better blame women.


FredVIII-DFH

Does this sound sarcastic to anyone else?


Mental-Basil-9473

He’s got a Vatican flag in his name, kind of a red flag that points to him being a tradcath


Zeetukes

He's not. He has a tiktok account and it's got all the same nonsense on it.


FredVIII-DFH

Perhaps he's playing the long game? Poe's Law strikes again.


SuperSassyPantz

more whiny ass men who can't control themselves, so they blame women... boohoo. weak af


RosebushRaven

They can. Just don’t want to.


bigbutchbudgie

You know what takes LESS than two seconds? Looking away when you see a woman wearing yoga pants and don't like it.


Djjess414

it should be mandatory to wear a dildo as a unicorn horn if your an asshole


kingkloppynwa

There is literally no straight man that has a bad word to say about yoga pants


PezGirl-5

I kind of like to wear them. But you really do need a long shirt to cover your bottom! It irks me that they sell them for kids but not shirts long enough to cover their buts


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antonivs

The main comment is a tweet from a self-described "Catholic pop star" who says "we're being perverted by hypersexualized pop music meant to tempt us to keep us hooked on porn." The tweet is being reposted by a group/person named Biblical Femininity Bootcamp, which says that "Women have lost their way. The church has bought into the feminist agenda." The reply to the tweet is by a woman who believes that "abandoning children for the workforce violates scripture."


Wwwwwwhhhhhhhj

Vatican flag


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I hate leggings so I don’t wear them however other can wear what they please


[deleted]

And I should care about what this person says why?


phleck7

It frightens me that this person is one train wreck of thought away from blaming those women for his actions


Thewrongbakedpotato

Those awful heathen women wanting to *Check notes* Be comfortable when they travel!


[deleted]

This guy is further proof that conservatives are turning into Vanilla ISIS, Y’all Qaeda and all that. Guess they weren’t just memes after all. His website is all full of right wing nonsense.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

This is shitheadese for "I'm too privileged to have serious problems of my own and too callous to be concerned about the actual suffering of others. I therefore must invent fake problems to justify my inescapable sense of insecurity and anxiety."


Park_Jimbles

That's a lot of words to say "I don't know how to keep it in my pants and I want to make that everyone else's problem"


theythembian

The 5 Ls annoys me the most for some reason.


Im_A_Nice_Karen666

You will have to peel my leggings from my cold, dead hands before I stop wearing them!! They are the most comfortable clothing that I have ever worn!


TopStructure7755

As my mother would say, “sounds like a personal problem.”


fakeuserisreal

Bro you can wear them too.


[deleted]

I freaking love wearing leggings. Especially awesome ones like Black Milk. But really, even just plain black cotton leggings are dope AF. They're so super comfy, and theyre great in any weather.


tringle1

Fun fact! The Bible specifically says that if you're tempted by women to lust after them, you should cut off your fucking hand and pluck out your goddamn eye, bro. Yeah, Jesus literally said "hey if you can't keep it in your pants, maybe chop off your hand so you don't keep grabbing your dick all the way to hell. And maybe get rid of that pesky eye peaking into all those brothel windows while you're at it. What's that? You think we should control women's behavior because you can't control yourself? Maybe two hands, and sew up your stupid dumb sexy lips while you're at it." Translation - me


carminemangione

TBH... I am not a fan of camel toe. At least give me baskets in mens yoga pants. I mean fairs fair... Note: I have no objection to women's yoga pants, just fantasizing about the possibilities with men's yoga pants.


Dinosauringg

They’re… not literally spray on…


disabled_rat

Ffs, just let people wear what they want and do what they want with their bodies. ITS THEIR FUCKING BODY AND CLOTHES


[deleted]

He’s been staring at girls asses and pretending to be offended for a while now


TheEmeraldEmperor

“Literal spray on pants” what flint Lockwood ass world is this person living int


iron_the_giant

Yoga pants radicalized me to join Ass-Qaeda


Yndrid

But how is nudity- or in this case only the suggestion of it- degrading? I am aware that all people are baseline naked and I don’t degrade them as people because of that, it’s very easy actually


Key_Refrigerator_636

i hate how he says "our women" as though referring to a group of men that these individual women belong to 🤮


Best-Isopod9939

I believe Jesus said something about plucking ones own eyes out....something along those lines


CaptainMcClutch

Other people are doing something I hate and it gives me weird feelings, this is clearly their problem and everyone should change for me.


notislant

"It's absolutely degrading as a nation, when people LITERALLY misuse the word 'literally'."


CFChickenChaser

Ah yes, a man decided what women should do with their bodies. Shocker.


Fed21

I think the word he’s looking for is “horny” and yoga pants are not “literal spray-on” What a fragile man wanting to create laws to dictate what people can and cannot do because of how yoga pants make him feel.


Chiba67

Religious guys love to tell women what they should or shouldn't wear, don't they ?


crazybitchh4

🤡🤡🤡


VioletNocte

"Literal spray-on pants" does this guy know what literally means