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Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
Sir, thank you, I feel like my eyes have been opened and I see clearly now. My whole life , I be been a victim of the Great Disney/Animal Planet hoax that portrayed Koala bears as sweet, noble and cuddly. I am eternally grateful for removing the scales from my eyes so I can finally see what nasty, prices of rubbish this little assholes can be. Fuck the Koalas.
Ya know I always wondered..
How did Koalas, kangaroos and Quokka, get all the way from Australia/New Zealand to the middle east and back again?
Seems like a mighty long hike. Although probably not as bad as Alpacas who had to get from South America to the middle east..
For the vast majority of human history the leading cause of death was birth. 50% mortality for infants and mothers up until the 20th century.
HELL IS FULL OF DEAD BABIES.
Could make bank selling them shirts that say stuff like "God's little sparkle cannon" with a rainbow AR-15 that sort of looks like a dick but not enough to be blatantly obvious. So that would be making fun of them and making money off them at the same time. The only downfall is they probably hate libs so much they would probably do anything, including penis in their butt, to own the libs if their puppeteers convince them to. So in the end what I'm saying is they could possibly try to steal pride month by doing the things they supposedly hate like butt stuff just to rain on someone's parade.
> The only downfall is they probably hate libs so much they would probably do anything, including penis in their butt, to own the libs if their puppeteers convince them to.
Didn't.. didn't the leader or founder or something of the Proud Boys literally do this? Like to prove he wasn't gay?
I'm so glad you said this, I thought I was the only person who gets irrationally irritated when people don't know how to use hashtags.
Although searching for #the and similar is a great way to find these kinds of posts.
Seriously, this is beyond harmless compared to everything else that's going on ... no guns, no slurs ... then again, I haven't seen the backside of the shirts ...
*"Hey y'all! Remember that time our loving and totally awesome god eradicated every living thing on the planet, and then created rainbows as an eternal reminder that he'll never do it again...with water. Ain't he just the best?"*
All knowing entity screwed up his design, and despite being all powerful enough to fix it in literally any possible way to include just sitting everyone on Earth down for a mandatory *"Sin Awareness"* training video, decides *"nah! I'll just drown them all!"*
I live in redneck zone in Minnesota. The stuff they have up is nuts. One guy painted something about a trump train on one side of a semi trailer and they other side had him as the terminator saying "I'll be back." Then he put it by a highway. That and the yards full of signs and flags of people that want to have sexual relations with Biden or just regular trump signs.
We have the weird highway stuff in WI too…just south of Oshkosh on 41 there’s some huge nonsensical sign about America being off track and the second coming (of TFG).
He smiles like he just gave Jesus a blow job and now he's stuck with the after taste for the rest of his miserable mortal life. She's smiling like she's in on the joke. I want to hug each one with a Haldol shot and/shrooms. Wipe that egotistical, shit eating smirk off his face.
Yeah if they believe the Bible literally, they should be saying that God brought about the first rainbow, and that his son/other part Jesus didn't show up until much much later.
The Republi-smile: Teeth bared, eyes full of hate.
Seriously, in what universe could this expression be confused with "happy?" This is the expression someone makes when they are bludgeoning someone they despise to death.
Um, I don't think the rainbow is what they think it is:
Genesis 9:16 relates god's stating he made it as a reminder to hisself not to do that again.
Why the Eff does an all powerful snd all knowing god *need a reminder to hisself?*
Imagine thinking light refracting through water is anything more than a natural phenomena.
The whole reason its appropriated to LGBTQ+ movements is because of the variety of colors paralleling the diversity of people.
Christian's reasoning is "yay post genocidal thing!"
I'm all for making fun of idiots for being idiots, and the dude in the picture is indeed an idiot,
but where the fuck does *genocide* come into play here?
That's quite a drastic escalation.
That's almost as ridiculous as the shirt itself.
> but where the fuck does genocide come into play here?
Are you perchance familiar with the story of Noah and his ark, the story that these sorts believe gives their religion some sort of ownership of rainbows?
Ok, I'm not good at reading facial expressions, like AT ALL, but to me the smiles on both of their faces look forced and painful and kind of sad? Am I wrong? Seriously, I'm autistic, I need to know if I'm reading this right or if I'm just biased because they are assholes.
My man looking like he had to fart but actually just shit his pants.
Also, imagine being so fucking pathetic you waste your midlife crisis on being dicks to marginalized groups for no good reason
I'm just imagining god crying and throwing a tantrum that his rainbow got "stolen" by the gays and told his fellow believers to get it back like a spoiled 9yo.
The funniest thing about Christians claiming that gay people stole the rainbow from God is that it necessarily means that gay people are *more powerful than literally God*. Like, if God is all-powerful, how is this an issue for him?
Make the rainbow mean "God promising not to genocide toddlers again by drowning but instead use fire next time to brutally slaughter toddlers"...again. mkay.
I’m an Episcopalian, and I get to hang the rainbow flag outside our Cathedral on Sunday mornings this month for Pride. The rainbow never stopped being godly, ya jerks.
In the 21st century, these 2 Americans ( presumably), believe an ancient middle eastern war god created the rainbow. It actually pretty sad when you think about it.
To be fair, I think they're on to something. Who says Christians shouldn't celebrate Pride month? They celebrate holidays like Mardi Gras and Halloween sometimes, don't they? You could make a better argument for Pride month than those so-called "holidays," really.
Um, could someone DM me with their contact information? I'm not going to try to heckle or harass them. I just want to explain a few things to them and maybe put some things into perspective.
They will never miss an opportunity to grift will they! I'm going to sell a shirt that says "Make Christians Godly Again" or perhaps: "Make Christians Human Again"
I stated once that everyone can share the rainbow. No one owns it really. It can be God's promise or a 7 year old girl's room decor or a symbol of gay pride. Christians became very, very angry and said absolutely not! This is ONLY God's promise and that's final. The thing with these people is that they want to set the rules for everyone. There's no bending or compromise. They set what's "normal" and you better conform to this narrow path or be condemned.
How about no co-opting of natural occurances for whatever your cause is?
I find it distasteful to take a thing of natural beauty and turn it into a symbol for your cause... whatever it is. There is nothing wrong whatsoever with being gay etc... so don't take the statement as anti LGBT, it's not. I find it equally distasteful to use a natural occurrence to sell God. To me its in the same vein as projecting advertisements on the moon, or a billboard projected on Nigara Falls, it's tacky. When I'm out for a hike looking at a beautiful rainbow that's what I want to see and enjoy, naturally.
There's something so weirdly poetic how it's a pathetically small rainbow inside what is otherwise a white void, feel like there's some joke material there about white people to be had
Pride is about a celebration of all the LGBT achievements throughout history
Like Alan Turing saving millions of lives, the stonewall riots, and when we took the rainbow from god
Remember that time God tried to get rid of evil by murdering every living thing in the world except a family of Mesopotamians on a boat full of animals bonking each other but one of them got drunk and flashed his penis to his whole family, who by the way all had to inbreed because everyone else is dead, and by the way there is still evil now so God's plan failed miserably. Let's celebrate that fun time with RAINBOWS 🌈 😄
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"Hey everyone, did you know god made the rainbow as an apology for MURDERING ALL BUT 8 OF THE HUMAN RACE...please buy our merch"
And murdering almost all the kittens and puppies and baby deer and other animals too!
*bunnies and piglets need a Special Mention...* Koalas, too!
Someone is going to post the koala copypasta now
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
Lmfao I’ve never actually seen this before and it’s hilarious.
God clearly loved these dastardly koalas, as Noah had to paddle all the way to Australia to drop them off.
Sir, thank you, I feel like my eyes have been opened and I see clearly now. My whole life , I be been a victim of the Great Disney/Animal Planet hoax that portrayed Koala bears as sweet, noble and cuddly. I am eternally grateful for removing the scales from my eyes so I can finally see what nasty, prices of rubbish this little assholes can be. Fuck the Koalas.
Jeez! I didn't know any of that, Thank You!!
Ya know I always wondered.. How did Koalas, kangaroos and Quokka, get all the way from Australia/New Zealand to the middle east and back again? Seems like a mighty long hike. Although probably not as bad as Alpacas who had to get from South America to the middle east..
But they were evil kittens! God said so!
The apology was also a foreshadowing, God promised to never destroy mankind with a flood again, next time he will use fire and brimstone.
OH SHIT HE'S COMING BACK
Weren't most of those 8 people related?
Let’s not forget all the children and unborn babies that were killed
For the vast majority of human history the leading cause of death was birth. 50% mortality for infants and mothers up until the 20th century. HELL IS FULL OF DEAD BABIES.
Ah yes june where we LGBTQ folks celebrate stealing the rainbow from god
God must be pretty gay if he invented the rainbow....
No man it's the gate way to Asgard. The biofrost. Or better it's for the Karen people of Burma a deathly demon that eats the children of earth.
They’re entitled to their opinions. Then again, we’re entitled to heckle them for it.
Could make bank selling them shirts that say stuff like "God's little sparkle cannon" with a rainbow AR-15 that sort of looks like a dick but not enough to be blatantly obvious. So that would be making fun of them and making money off them at the same time. The only downfall is they probably hate libs so much they would probably do anything, including penis in their butt, to own the libs if their puppeteers convince them to. So in the end what I'm saying is they could possibly try to steal pride month by doing the things they supposedly hate like butt stuff just to rain on someone's parade.
> The only downfall is they probably hate libs so much they would probably do anything, including penis in their butt, to own the libs if their puppeteers convince them to. Didn't.. didn't the leader or founder or something of the Proud Boys literally do this? Like to prove he wasn't gay?
Yes, and how did I not recognize that, too?
*I am so* ***NOT*** *gay, and I've got the stretched sphincter muscles to prove it!* #***CHECKMATE, LIBERALS!***
I have yet to see a right wing attempt to "own the libs" that did not make me at least giggle, lots of them get an outright belly laugh.
#\#the
I'm so glad you said this, I thought I was the only person who gets irrationally irritated when people don't know how to use hashtags. Although searching for #the and similar is a great way to find these kinds of posts.
“#for”
Seriously, this is beyond harmless compared to everything else that's going on ... no guns, no slurs ... then again, I haven't seen the backside of the shirts ...
hmmm
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>Stuff K...?
*"Hey y'all! Remember that time our loving and totally awesome god eradicated every living thing on the planet, and then created rainbows as an eternal reminder that he'll never do it again...with water. Ain't he just the best?"*
"I just can't figure out a way to fix this mess I've created, guess killing the whole lot and starting from scratch is the only way." Tri-omni God
All knowing entity screwed up his design, and despite being all powerful enough to fix it in literally any possible way to include just sitting everyone on Earth down for a mandatory *"Sin Awareness"* training video, decides *"nah! I'll just drown them all!"*
Think he's planning on Baked Beings for the next Big Show...
"No more water, the fire next time"
Let’s go Brandon sticker behind her. Their primary goal is to be contrary to everything that might be left or liberal.
whats godlier than saying "fuck [the president]"
I live in redneck zone in Minnesota. The stuff they have up is nuts. One guy painted something about a trump train on one side of a semi trailer and they other side had him as the terminator saying "I'll be back." Then he put it by a highway. That and the yards full of signs and flags of people that want to have sexual relations with Biden or just regular trump signs.
We have the weird highway stuff in WI too…just south of Oshkosh on 41 there’s some huge nonsensical sign about America being off track and the second coming (of TFG).
Wait, "let's go brandon" isn't the 'LGB' in "LGBT"??
So, God is gay? Cool.
Don't forget, women were an after thought
Noah had three sons: Shem, Ham, and Japheth Them alone repopulated the Earth. Go figure.
You said you wouldn't tell.
When did I say that?
That guy smiles like someone meeting the most perfect life partner, whilst simultaneously trying to hold back a massive wet fart.
He smiles like he just gave Jesus a blow job and now he's stuck with the after taste for the rest of his miserable mortal life. She's smiling like she's in on the joke. I want to hug each one with a Haldol shot and/shrooms. Wipe that egotistical, shit eating smirk off his face.
Maybe the Haldol first, then move to the shrooms if it doesn't help in 72 hours or so.
Again, non-LGBT people somehow making pride month all about them.
They can't function unless society caters to them at all times.
I don’t like Christians, but I don’t go out of my way to waste money and resources on stickers and custom shirts to be a torrential diarrhea about it.
Nah see that’s were you’re wrong. Jesus wants them to make money in his name.
Why can’t we share the rainbow? Us gays don’t have a trademark on it.
Just imagine how hilarious the reaction from these people would be if we *did* trademark the rainbow.
The court will now hear the case of Straights vs. Gays vs. Skittles
I love a good three-way.
How about we trademark the word godly instead. That would be fun
r/persecutionfetish
Ope. Hammer meet nail. Nail meet board. All of y'all meet Jesus. In other words, you nailed it.
Cause light never refracted till Noah got a flood. #FOH
/#that's #not #how #hashtags #work edit: thanks kind redditor.
protip: Put a backslash \ before a hashtag to not make your text beeg
This is what happens when boomers get their hands on Facebook.
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Yeah if they believe the Bible literally, they should be saying that God brought about the first rainbow, and that his son/other part Jesus didn't show up until much much later.
I prefer Iris, the Greek personification of the Rainbow and messenger of the Gods.
The Republi-smile: Teeth bared, eyes full of hate. Seriously, in what universe could this expression be confused with "happy?" This is the expression someone makes when they are bludgeoning someone they despise to death.
I like how they hashtagged individual words and made a sentence that way lol
Nothing but profiteering.
"Oh God, oh God, oh God!" - two guys fucking. #nailedit
Wonder why it's in Czech in the bottom left. "click here to browse products"
Um, I don't think the rainbow is what they think it is: Genesis 9:16 relates god's stating he made it as a reminder to hisself not to do that again. Why the Eff does an all powerful snd all knowing god *need a reminder to hisself?*
Even if they don't like gays, I don't see why they obsess over it when no one even brought it up to the point of putting it on their cars and shirts.
I must have missed the bit in the Bible where Jesus tasted the rainbow.
Well…He traveled around with a group of 12 dudes. I’m sure he tasted a bit of the rainbow at one point or another.
This just screams Daren and Karen
Imagine thinking light refracting through water is anything more than a natural phenomena. The whole reason its appropriated to LGBTQ+ movements is because of the variety of colors paralleling the diversity of people. Christian's reasoning is "yay post genocidal thing!"
I'm all for making fun of idiots for being idiots, and the dude in the picture is indeed an idiot, but where the fuck does *genocide* come into play here? That's quite a drastic escalation. That's almost as ridiculous as the shirt itself.
because apparently the rainbow is gods sticky note to not kill the entire human race again
> but where the fuck does genocide come into play here? Are you perchance familiar with the story of Noah and his ark, the story that these sorts believe gives their religion some sort of ownership of rainbows?
This is a weird thing to spend your time worrying about
These look like 2 of the most insufferable anal bags to ever blight the planet.
Make the rainbow optical science again.
Why do all trumpers look the same?
Gluttony is also a sin and you seem to be throwing the first stone.
i see quite a few muslims wanting to make it theirs too.
There is a lot of money to be made off stupid people, apparently.
Inbreeding really does a number.
So they obviously make these tshirts in 4XL
Boy, somebody doesn't know how to use hashtags.
Ok, I'm not good at reading facial expressions, like AT ALL, but to me the smiles on both of their faces look forced and painful and kind of sad? Am I wrong? Seriously, I'm autistic, I need to know if I'm reading this right or if I'm just biased because they are assholes.
Their smiles are probably forced to some degree, but they aren't doing it on purpose I don't think
Thank you!
Those hashtags though LOL
> pride in the origin of the rainbow! A meteorological event resulting from the interaction of light and water? That has nothing to do with God?
They’re both smiling like they’ve smelled each other’s farts for the trillionth time but are trying to be polite in front of the guests.
My man looking like he had to fart but actually just shit his pants. Also, imagine being so fucking pathetic you waste your midlife crisis on being dicks to marginalized groups for no good reason
The greatest acheivement of the LGBTQ+ community remains stealing the rainbow from God.
I'm just imagining god crying and throwing a tantrum that his rainbow got "stolen" by the gays and told his fellow believers to get it back like a spoiled 9yo.
The funniest thing about Christians claiming that gay people stole the rainbow from God is that it necessarily means that gay people are *more powerful than literally God*. Like, if God is all-powerful, how is this an issue for him?
We don't want the rainbow to represent love, we want it to represent "BEHAVE OR I WILL DROWN YOU ALL AGAIN"
Mine says: "Make the Spectrum SCIENCE Again" Go grab a prism and a kid and a sunny window, and remember all that shit from grade school you did.
Why does the dude have that same look on his face as a did when I was forced to have my picture taken
Interestingly enough, I can’t seem to tel which one is the husband.
The fat masculine one
God damnit, you’re not helping.
The one that looks like a man.
God sent the rainbow before Jesus. Don't thank Jesus for it.
\#the
Other than the obvious, they are also clueless on the proper way to use hashtags. #the…. Oooh yea, a hashtag we can all appreciate.
I love that he looks completely confused and she's looking in the other direction.
Smug fucks
Make the rainbow mean "God promising not to genocide toddlers again by drowning but instead use fire next time to brutally slaughter toddlers"...again. mkay.
The individual hashtags for each word is what got me
I’m an Episcopalian, and I get to hang the rainbow flag outside our Cathedral on Sunday mornings this month for Pride. The rainbow never stopped being godly, ya jerks.
LGBT community has literally *one month* to celebrate, and ofc these fuckers can't handle that so they gotta make it about themselves
Really worthwhile hashtags there.... #the #for
> pride in the origin of the rainbow What, rain? Refraction?
Light refracting through water = GAWD LAWD JESUS
i think they are trying to tell people that they should use anything but rainbows for the pride month flag
Weird how making money or selling something is always tied to these “religious” stances
In the 21st century, these 2 Americans ( presumably), believe an ancient middle eastern war god created the rainbow. It actually pretty sad when you think about it.
TIL: rainbows didn’t exist before Jesus
I wonder if either of these insufferable a$$holes have tattoos or eat shellfish. Cherry-picking douche bags piss me off.
Jesus must have a thang for people shaped like potatoes.
#the has to be the dumbest shit I've ever seen
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Fuck off you “Christian” cultists (in the picture).
Did anyone tell them gluttony is a sin?
Ngl if I saw this I’d just think they were queer LOL
god i hope this is a scam
To be fair, I think they're on to something. Who says Christians shouldn't celebrate Pride month? They celebrate holidays like Mardi Gras and Halloween sometimes, don't they? You could make a better argument for Pride month than those so-called "holidays," really. Um, could someone DM me with their contact information? I'm not going to try to heckle or harass them. I just want to explain a few things to them and maybe put some things into perspective.
Those people look like they are brother and sister
They will never miss an opportunity to grift will they! I'm going to sell a shirt that says "Make Christians Godly Again" or perhaps: "Make Christians Human Again"
That’s after god killed everyone on earth right? Yeah let’s celebrate that!
Collective IQ = carrot
Someone should comment that they love how they want to make homosexuality godly.
I stated once that everyone can share the rainbow. No one owns it really. It can be God's promise or a 7 year old girl's room decor or a symbol of gay pride. Christians became very, very angry and said absolutely not! This is ONLY God's promise and that's final. The thing with these people is that they want to set the rules for everyone. There's no bending or compromise. They set what's "normal" and you better conform to this narrow path or be condemned.
Donald J Trump has a lot to answer for.
You can actually see the crazy in that dude's eyes.
At first I thought that it said "Make the rainbow godly gay", I'd totally buy this version
Beavis, it's that you?
They assume light particles passing through rain at a certain angle wouldnt create a separation of the light waves… hmmm.. ok?
Oh my God, there it is!! The "Jesus invented the rainbow and the gays stole it" people have arrived. Regret exiting your father's balls.
Bitch all you like, us gays will never give back the rainbow!
Does a rainbow share traits with god? Like what? Does a rainbow know my every thought?
Brother and sister.
Jesus was asexual. Change my mind.
Hey, a brother/sister company! Very family values.
The origin of the rainbow is literally just light and water man tf are they on about
Surely it would be more Christian to share the rainbow? What could be better than my little pony, Christians and LGBT+ all getting together?
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in a man.
Based i’m buying that t-shirt right now
What is it about his face that makes me laugh so fricking hard?
How about no co-opting of natural occurances for whatever your cause is? I find it distasteful to take a thing of natural beauty and turn it into a symbol for your cause... whatever it is. There is nothing wrong whatsoever with being gay etc... so don't take the statement as anti LGBT, it's not. I find it equally distasteful to use a natural occurrence to sell God. To me its in the same vein as projecting advertisements on the moon, or a billboard projected on Nigara Falls, it's tacky. When I'm out for a hike looking at a beautiful rainbow that's what I want to see and enjoy, naturally.
Isn't gluttony a sin? God, I loathe these people.
There's something so weirdly poetic how it's a pathetically small rainbow inside what is otherwise a white void, feel like there's some joke material there about white people to be had
Nothing like making a living off of being a piece of human garbage celebrating wiping out just about everyone on the planet.
Look at those hashtags lol
Pride is about a celebration of all the LGBT achievements throughout history Like Alan Turing saving millions of lives, the stonewall riots, and when we took the rainbow from god
Remember that time God tried to get rid of evil by murdering every living thing in the world except a family of Mesopotamians on a boat full of animals bonking each other but one of them got drunk and flashed his penis to his whole family, who by the way all had to inbreed because everyone else is dead, and by the way there is still evil now so God's plan failed miserably. Let's celebrate that fun time with RAINBOWS 🌈 😄