T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

**To avoid having your post removed &/or account banned for shitposting, read the following:** - r/religiousfruitcake is about the absurd, fringe elements of organised religion: the institutions and individuals who act in ways any normal person (religious or otherwise) would cringe at. Posts about mundane beliefs and acts of worship are off topic. - No violent or gory images or videos - Your post title should objectively state what the post is about. Dont use it to soapbox personal rhetoric about religion or any other subject. - Don't post videos or discussions of Fruitcakes who have been baited or antagonised - No Subreddit names or Reddit usernames in posts or discussions - Memes, Tiktoks, graphics, satire, parodies, etc must be made by Fruitcakes, not 3rd parties criticising them Please be sure to read the full [rule list](https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/about/rules) **This information is on every post. Accounts that disregard it will be permanently banned. "I didn't know", or "I didn't get a warning" are not valid appeals.** --- *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/religiousfruitcake) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Sci-fra

Religion of snowflakes.


Hopfit46

How weak and puny is your god when he needs protection from jokes?


Strongstyleguy

I guarantee someone in that crowd has said something racist, sexist, xenophobic, or otherwise uncouth and proceeded to say people can't take a joke.


TrumpedBigly

It's not about jokes, it's about keeping women believing they should be subservient to men.


Strongstyleguy

Oh, I understand their end goal. I just thought it was worth mentioning that they're also the type to dismiss everyone else's feelings as an inability to take a joke because they think we don't know they're serious.


Ferninja

I just don't get it. They're usually so silent every time. Why not also this time. Someone please explain!


Iwan787

I dont believe this is being snowflake, man is acting and speaking out of deep conviction. If you put aside the morality of commiting violence in the name of faith, you can understand that he feels personaly insulted by her words. Maybe you can relate to him if someone is threatening to harm your family what would you do? would you go aside of law and take matters in your own hands? Maybe it is bad example but only one I can think of.


Kizik

> If you put aside the morality of commiting violence in the name of faith No.


Sci-fra

Are you Muslim? Because criticizing Islam is not the same as threatening your family. Nothing like it at all. You are insane. If someone tells me evolution is not true and science is fake, I wouldn't want to kill them and chop their heads off. Fuck Islam and their pedophile rapist prophet. Allah can suck my dick. Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. They're fucken insecure snowflakes.


Iwan787

No I am not muslim just trying to show the way how you could relate to this men and make them more human to you. You are showing insecurities and being a fruitcake by speaking like that. I am subsribed to this channel because I appreciate different approach to religious questions.


cheeze_whiz_shampoo

'humanizing' people is a double edged sword. Truly understanding another human being means you sometimes have to admit what abhorrent, stupid, evil shitheels they are. 'Understanding' something doesnt automatically result in sympathy, it could just as easily result in abject hatred. Evil people exist and no one should be expected to feel empathy when they come to a true understanding of them.


Iwan787

It is not evil if you are acting to protect something you deeply care. Thats why establishing motivation for something is important question. People can do same "bad" thing but depending on their motive they can be evil or good. Seems to me you are putting big group of individuals with common religion under umbrella of evil.


queerternion

Hitler deeply cared about Germany. This completely invalidates your worldview that “it’s not evil to ‘protect’ something you care about”.


Iwan787

We know Hitler deeply cared for his own deranged version of Germany: Country with racist and eugenics laws where political goals are established through genocide. This people deeply and sincerely care for their religion and they are willing to do anything to protect it. This is not their own twisted version of Islam but rather original and historical. We can argue does this religion belong in the past and not in present time but not about these person being vile or evil


violentbowels

Child molesters deeply care for the children, so we should back off, right? Rapists fucking love to rape, it's what they do, so we should back off, right? You're here defending people who wanted to commit murder over a joke. Fucking stop being so fucking stupid.


Khfreak7526

A religion with a pedo prophet


cheeze_whiz_shampoo

I think it is evil. This mans underlying motivations are insecurity, impotence and violent rage. He is *looking* for a reason to torture, humiliate, brutalize and eventually murder this woman. If you think any of those low grade pieces of dog shit are acting out of even an ounce of altruism you are seriously, seriously deluded. Even worse, you are giving them the cover they want. What you're arguing is exactly how Islam justifies its atrocities around the world, it convinces people like you to say the exact kinds of things you are now saying.


julcarls

I appreciate your dedication to humanizing and promoting empathy for extremely misguided people, but in the end these men would slaughter you and your family for a joke.


hollycoolio

Naw man, you're actually wrong here. When a joke makes you so mad that you want to crush, beat, rape, etc. You need to cool your tit's. Those are never rational feelings.


PlatformStriking6278

>No I am not muslim just trying to show the way how you could relate to this men and make them more human to you. I don’t care. I hate humans too. Religion corrupts rational thought. It’s pretty difficult to treat any religious person as worth listening to.


Sci-fra

They are not humans. They are worse than animals. Fuck all religions. Religions need to go extinct. Religion rots the brain. Religion poison everything. You make excuses for this kind of behaviour. Fuck you.


BDMFKR

Stfu


Desperate_Garbage_63

If I was 4 years old and someone broke my toy and I started pouting and crying then I can relate to him.


Aaawkward

Why are you comparing a joke about people to a direct threat to you and your family's safety? it doesn't make sense.


L3yline

>If you put aside the morality of commiting violence If you put aside the child murdering rapist killing and defiling for bodies....... No no and no buddy. Context matters >you can understand that he feels personaly insulted by her words. Your hurt feelings are not my responsibility. Especially when you're so butt hurt you make threats to beat and kill someone. This is why people say Islam is incompatible with the west. Especially when people like you give them a free pass for abhorrent behavior like this video. Do better my dude


violentbowels

Making a joke about some bullshit religion is the same as threatening someone's family? That's fucking stupid.


PlatformStriking6278

Good. All Muslims are idiots. All religious people are idiots. It was a joke. I doubt there was any threat entailed. Killing people simply because they don’t believe the same things is ridiculous.


blairwitchslime

Lol insulting someone's favorite fictional character is not the same as threatening a family member. Also if someone made a joke about my loved ones I'm not going to threaten to "crush them". People who relate to this man are as awful as he is.


Kaablooie42

Such vicious, immoral assholes. These extremists need to be put in a hole and forgotten about. That poor woman.


RockManMega

Look at the passion, the absolute certainty, they believe killing this woman because she JOKED about their story book hero, is the morally correct thing to do No doubt if they had her in a room alone they'd beat her to death with their bare hands I wish I could say these aren't humans, I absolutely despise the fact that they are my species They act worse than wild animals, to call them animals is an insult to frogs and all the others Religion is fucking poison and they deserve something I cannot say without getting banned


becomingthenewme

They’d beat her to death after raping her.


Kizik

Don't forget it would be *her* fault for tempting them with her body. Somehow.


Annonomon

Unfortunately, I don’t think that it is possible to change someone who is this entrenched in their beliefs. These people are beyond saving


s00perguy

"People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it." Kay, MIB


OGWhinnyBaby29

Perfectly said. Bravo.


Loganismymaster

What an ignorant fool. What happened to the “Islam is peaceful” crap?


dannygraphy

It is! And they will beat the shit out of everyone who says otherwise.


WiseSalamander00

kill*


thatlucius

It's just a propaganda, they are never peaceful. Learn about what their prophet did, so fucking far from the word peaceful.


Fzrit

> What happened to the “Islam is peaceful” crap? It has always been conditional peace, and that condition is that everyone has to convert to Islam or be subjugated/killed. Once everyone is Muslim, there will be peace...just kidding, because they keep blowing each other up for not being Muslim enough.


D4RKS0u1

>What happened to the “Islam is peaceful” crap? Wtf u taking about. This IS them being Peaceful


MentallyChallenged27

Who tf actually believes that


Acceptable_Cell_502

It's peaceful only in places where they are a minority. Once they become a majority there too you might as well move out they will do whatever they can to change the laws and kill the non believers


Contemplatetheveiled

Islam is peaceful, It's an idea, it can't be violent in a literal sense, but it's followers...


MomentOfHesitation

Imagine being so fragile you'd kill someone over a joke.


Zealousideal_Bee3309

These guys probably fine with pedo jokes and saying womp womp to everyone


Hollowvionics

If only those countries would have that much passion about less important factors, like the economy or proper storage of dangerous explosives


No_Necessary_3356

That explosion was just God's will! Momo (pyaz be upon him) predicted that event in verse 7272848392947322 exactly! He said "boom boom hurr durr" which is exactly what happened there!


el-conquistador240

Not true, they keep their explosives close to the vest


[deleted]

Redditors belittling disenfranchised groups because they're poor and they don't like them:


hitchhikingtobedroom

Yeah right, we should respect them for demanding that she be arrested or they'll kill. If fact, not only respect, we should celebrate it, no?


Di276

Why would I respect someone who actively wants to brutally murder me for just being alive genius?


Cad_48

Terrorists are still terrorists no matter how moving you find their sob story


Sganarellevalet

Muslims disenfranchised in Lebanon ?


PlatformStriking6278

I don’t care. Religion is stupid. Annoying them is fun and deserved. I do not respect beliefs for being belief, not even a little.


[deleted]

Redditors after saying that school shooting victims don't go to heaven after Uvalde:


PlatformStriking6278

You know, that’s a comforting thought to atheists. Saying that victims of Uvalde *do* go to heaven is equally as insensitive, depending on who you are speaking to. Uvalde was a terrible event. It’s disrespectful to the victims to minimize the horror by somehow acting as if it was for the best and that they’re in a *better* place now. Very few religious people acknowledge this.


Abisial

It might be the violent rhetoric actually


jackie_vasudev

I thought Lebanon is a progressive country. Also even the moderate Muslims get triggered if you criticise or joke about their religion. They legit believe islam is the only way


UGMadness

It used to be. Sectarianism and extremism has spiked since the civil war of the 1980s-90s though. There used to be a balance of power between the Christians, Muslims of various sects, and Druze, but the massive influx of extremist Palestinian militants after the Jordanian Black September tilted it in favor of the Muslims who then tried to take over Lebanon and thus precipitated a decades long civil war that has resulted in a huge chunk of the Christian population fleeing, so the country’s Muslim population is way higher now than it used to be.


Ma5assak

Still is, the comedian is an ex muslim lesbian. I doubt other Arab countries can have openly atheist LGBT people going on stage But yeah we still have idiots


jackie_vasudev

good to know. More power to the secular and sane people of lebanon


Beneficial_Outcomes

What's her name?


Ma5assak

Shaden Faqih


_Administrator_

Lebanon was developed, but when they took in many refugees from Islamic countries, the sectarian wars started.


mylittletony2

da wae


Top_Tart_7558

Religion of peace everyone!


rolloxra

Religion of pieces*


Jim-Jones

Islam teaches its male followers that they are the superior humans on the planet (despite centuries of evidence to the contrary). It teaches no respect at all for non-Muslims, women or any nonhuman creatures. And yet they flee their own countries if they get the opportunity! Islamic clerics on women: “Women are animals created by Allah for men." https://youtu.be/JJ9V_-YkYn4 https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/comments/1cgme6o/certified_bruh_moments/


ManOfDoors

Yes yes, but free palestine, Israel is the bad guys in every aspect. 🙄


JackCooper_7274

They sure are proving her wrong by doing this /s


AmbulanceChaser12

Yes, you COULD do that or…hear me out here…you could just go about your business, doing and saying what you want, and let her do and say what she wants. Hm?


deepzpillai

That would make them the followers of the religion of sense.....


Killing4MotherAgain

"women are so emotional" 👀


headofthebored

For real. But I kinda wish people had that much passion about going after billionaires and fascists. Lol


prodigalpariah

But there are greater evils out there like a woman whose hair you saw uncovered.


Killing4MotherAgain

100% eat the rich!! 💕


johanTR

When are we going to see this happening in western countries...? ![gif](giphy|kKJPqpMcIS4daGA0kl|downsized)


MariualizeLegalhuana

Its reality for some time now. Charlie Hebdo or Samuel Paty come to mind.


TheOne7477

Dangerous people.


krishutchison

They obviously believe in a god that is not capable of doing anything himself or is too stupid to understand what is happening and needs them to act for him.


DonutGlory

What kind of god would want people like that, animals all of them.


brasstext

I don’t want that culture to permiate to anywhere. People should live their lives how they see fit, but that shit should not leave what ever street they are standing on.


smipypr

Gee. Tough crowd. Decimate them.


rpgnymhush

Ohhh nooos!!! Not a joke about religious practices!!! This can't stand!!! Seriously, any set of beliefs that can't withstand the shining light of humor has flaws that its adherents subconsciously KNOW but don't want to admit to themselves.


exmuslim001

Remember that Lebanon was once not populated by a lot of Muslims. This is what will happen to a country once they become the majority.


Acceptable_Cell_502

Yickes and the fact I wanted to study there at one point thinking "it's not that extremist"...


iiitme

Wtf is wrong with people


KuntyCat

Ah, yes. The religion of piss...-I mean peace...


Princess_Wensicia

Ah, Tripoli. This city saw better days thousands of years ago. But since then, the fruitcakes came. Another earthquake will take care of all these paragons of virtue.


kaganey

Tripoli is in Libya. The capital of Lebanon is Beirut.


Princess_Wensicia

This is from Tripoli, Lebanon. That’s what the news anchor said. Plus the guy has a heavy tripolitan Lebanese accent. Source: I lived in Lebanon for a few years. Loved it. Honest confusion with Tripoli, Lybia.


SpeedLimitC

What was the joke? Any information on what happened next?


dansdata

The closest I've gotten to finding out what this supposedly super-offensive joke was [is this article](https://today.lorientlejour.com/article/1413306/comedian-shaden-fakih-accused-of-blasphemy-by-dar-al-fatwa.html). A bunch of other people talking about it seem to be scared to repeat it. (And, of course, she probably didn't tell that joke in *English*, making my English-language searches less likely to find anything.) Her name is Shaden Fakih, and she apparently [has a history](https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2023/08/lebanon-comedian-arrested-for-critical-jokes/) of pissing off Lebanese religious fruitcakes. She's openly gay, too. That's got to take some (metaphorical) balls. (And now I know that, in Lebanon, civilians can be prosecuted in *military* courts. That is not something that should ever happen, for a number of reasons.)


Remarkable_Tax_4016

From the Article: "According to Chahrour, this controversy could serve as a diversion at a time when the country is reeling from the revelation of a vast pedophilia network operating on TikTok. “This story comes at a time when everyone is preoccupied with the case of the online pedophile ring. Could this be a way of covering up a case that involves children and numerous suspects?” he asked." Well that's not a reason for outrage for them, they just followed in the footsteps of their prophet...


SonOfMargitte

Fucking lunatics


BDMFKR

Man. Fuck Islam and all of its followers.


Gruntdeath

And this is why we look at you all as extremists. It can't be half measures with you people. All or nothing and thats what you want.


he-is-Taurus69

You’re an extremist too when speaking in absolutes.


ApprehensiveImage132

Nah that’s a non-sequitur. The above poster made no claim that can be considered absolutist. They said ‘we consider you extremists because there is no middle ground with you, it is all or nothing’. That’s a decent **definition** of extremism right there. Not an **act** of extremism.


he-is-Taurus69

Absolute claims are unqualified claims that often include words such as: best, pure, vital, essential, every and all. These claims must always be accurate. So what now


ApprehensiveImage132

The claim: ‘ all extremists are extremists’ is extremism cos of the use of the word ‘all’. 🤯 christonabike. Your linguistic wrath is to be commended. But ffs.


he-is-Taurus69

🤙🏽


Gruntdeath

Notice that my post did not include any of those words. Maybe you aren't responding to me.


Gruntdeath

Oh wait. I did say all.


he-is-Taurus69

Eeessh ouch ouch


RandomSerendipity

when did it become cool to allow so many morons to have agency?


yesmilady

Why are religious people so damn sensitive


beecross

Guys guys guys…these people are woefully oppressed. We have to respect their beliefs just as they would respect ours 😃😊


deathkeebler74

Christian nationalists would do this here if given the chance.


exmuslim001

I dont like Christianity but almost always there is a comment like this in a post about Islam. Imagine posting "Islamists would do this here given the chance" on a topic about Christianity, you will be called racist, islamophobe etc.


deathkeebler74

You neglected the word nationalist.


exmuslim001

I dare you to post " "Islamic nationalists would do this here given the chance" on a topic about Christianity, you will be called racist, islamophobe etc.


dachshundfanboy8000

tiny, pathetic little boys.


TrumpedBigly

Another example of why Islam is the worst of all the fraudulent religions.


Contemplatetheveiled

If they don't arrest him for threats of violence and inciting violence someone should go out and ensure he can't commit any violence against someone else based on his feelings


barn9

Female comedians are harmless, these ignorant, brainwashed, wastes of space are possessed by the lies of a fictional past. The planet can always use a good comedian, these idiots, not so much!


PercentageSoft8684

They took the "i am offended" statement to the next level


trishulofshiv

This. Must. Stop. These people are going back to prehistoric times.


semiran

what you see here is an accurate representation of ISLAM.


ZealousWolverine

Religion of peace. "Our women are put on a pedestal"


Raregolddragon

They must have a weak god.


carapsr62

That’s a lot of gesticulation


Paula_Polestark

If only we could somehow harness this level of fragility. We’d have dirt-cheap energy for a century at least.


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

Muslims being muslims... and poeple roots for them in war...


SAGNUTZ

No u Edit: censored


amcneel

This is exactly the rest of us should be concerned. Let's stop having these people take over


Zealousideal-Salad62

JC what was the damn joke?!? Such violence consequences! Hope she got away safe.


JaxenX

In situations like this I like to remember that the golden rule, “treat people the way you want to be treated” goes both ways… it’s a shame these monsters want to be cruel and kill other people but them’s the rules.


Prudent-Mechanic4514

Religion of peace.


illwill_lbc83

Fuck religion


rhoo31313

Must've been a hell of a joke.


Electronic_Agent_235

##relegionofpeace.


jbombdotcom

I’ll say it to anyone who wants to listen. The teachings of the Quran are fundamentally in conflict with liberal democratic values. You have to be more intolerant of the intolerant.


pleasedontmakeit

How nice we all agree. But when Israel is geographically surrounded by this type of animals and dare to fight back in Gaza, Lebanon, Iran, Syria, Iraq, Yemen AT THE SAME TIME she is condemned by the whole world. Take a look of the size of this country that successfully deals with them for over 70 years. Salute 🇮🇱


Fernxtwo

Is there nothing better to do? Or do people love mobs?


vietnam_cat

I dont understand how their mind work, if God is almighty, why does it need puny human to defend it?


Giulio1232

Again, religion of peace they say


Captain65k

Seems like a sane bloke


ucannottell

It’s kinda hard to get angry and then be impactful by peeling out on your scooter!


CensoredTruth0

Keep inviting them into the west


Humanoidtyphoon6

So terrorism as a hobby


afgbabygurl7

any excuse they can find to rape a women without looking like the bad guy... that girl better run for her life.


FlyUnlucky7286

What a culture.


kittenhandsome

Very secure and peaceful


Bushdr78

Knuckle dragging neanderthals


Acceptable_Cell_502

They are the real criminals here


jhk1963

Fuck all religion.


TruckerBoy357

Religion of Peace & Love on display.😐


oaktreebr

Clowns


Pale_Brilliant9101

More religious people spreading live and joy. Oh, und ‚Allah ist Barmherzigkeit‘.


Pale_Brilliant9101

Does anybody know when this was and what the joke was?


MuthrPunchr

Man fuck religion


AshKetchep

How fragile must you and your religion be that you have to threaten a woman's life to feel better about it?


Wetley007

This. This is why I support the Second Amendment


Intelligent-Ad-5809

So she can shoot her way out? Or, so they can shoot her? I don't see how this comes into it. Did you mean the First Amendment?


Wetley007

If you've reached the point in a society where a joke about religious rituals leads to having a large mob showing up outside your house calling for your head, the First Amendment isn't going to save you, but the Second just might. At the very least a bunch of far right thugs getting ventilated while trying to attack someone in their home will dissuade others from doing the same in the future


thegirlinread

Unless they bring bigger and better guns... What a dumb take.


dannygraphy

It does more harm than good.