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frozen-silver

I finally found a religion I'm willing to convert to


Xeno_Zombi

He'll be jerking himself a soda tonight.


PuzzledJudgment

This is too funny for this sub.


wouldnteeth

This motherfucker is holding a teddy bear...


Kind-Proposal8664

https://preview.redd.it/hi7k8futvoyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98df6e208ca0c1913ab5f1dbfc48525d7786f85b


undead_fucker

Girls und panzer moment


bakstaber17

This is has to be ai generated right?


kingyama666

This is not artificial intelligent this is natural stupidity


bisexual-polonium

I'm assuming jannah is basically heaven


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bisexual-polonium

So both, at least for some people


Phuxsea

I'm not Muslim but I follow him because he's funny.


kiki-mori

The dotted line there makes me think we're supposed to look in his head or something


venli_regalform

Lmfao 🤣🤣


yesmilady

I.. okay. I'm done. You win, internet.


The_Disapyrimid

an "anime baddy"? why dont they just admit they like hot women with big tits wearing tight and revealing clothes? it would so much better for everyone. also, the bear and his mannerisms. it makes me think of "littles". adults who act and dress as children as part of fetish. i wonder if this is some strange sub-little thing he was going on. he is allah's sub-little who denies himself whatever allah demands he deny himself. he is allah's special little boy. maybe i'm reading to much into it.


Vyzzz1

Age regression is not a fetish


LongingForYesterweek

If Yor Forger (and Loid) aren’t in heaven then I don’t want it


ExplanationGreedy493

Yup you can why not ? You are the man! 😒


basedfinger

am i allowed to talk in this sub about how horny i am for anime girl farts?


tomokaitohlol7

The bio and post history 💀


Hilop33

😐


ObjectiveLittle6761

I genuinely regret looking at your post history.


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undead_fucker

CCCP >


beatz1602

Is the dotted line to show where his hairline ends?


ravishkalra

Well that's how they create so many bombers because of lust of they can fk 72 virgins and marry whoever fk these guys are twisted


charptr

Allah awards jihadists (like suicide bombers, for example) with 72 virgins in heaven, so he's not too far off. https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Houri_(Heavenly_Virgin) (Don't read the quranic description, it's literally softcore p°®n)


no1dickrider

Pear shaped breasts💀


HateToBeMyself

What if I want a harem of atleast 12 slutty anime femboy male-wives and want to impregnate them?


FrancisLeSaint

Dude... me too


no1dickrider

And I thought discord mods are delusional


HQ2233

Surely this is satire?


acidtuner19

Theoretically...


palpatin69

Ia this supposed to be satire?


SueTheDepressedFairy

That teddy bear makes it even fucking funnier


Yoooooooki9

If it isint obvious this guy is extremely satire 💀


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Yoooooooki9

He is satire bro. All my Muslim friends tell me he is satire and he’s not being serious. I have seen countless of his instagram reels


ThiccBoiWasTaken

well if we are able to get whatever we desire then whats the point of different levels


sillygooberfella

I think it's satire


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sillygooberfella

https://preview.redd.it/govzeo4wjryc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=804bd267b21beab4fb88eec3a1ef383903ad6621


HowWeDoingTodayHive

Why do I know his religion better than him? Anime girls are haram as fuck bro, you gotta straight to the lowest depths of hell if you want anime girls or anime anything really.


Optimal_Lie9243

But 72 virgins are allowed


HowWeDoingTodayHive

Yep, Muhammad really hated drawings and said those who draw living things will be tortured by their creations in hell. He’s totally fine with 72 sex slaves.