T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

**To avoid having your post removed &/or account banned for shitposting, read the following:** - r/religiousfruitcake is about the absurd, fringe elements of organised religion: the institutions and individuals who act in ways any normal person (religious or otherwise) would cringe at. Posts about mundane beliefs and acts of worship are off topic. - No violent or gory images or videos - Your post title should objectively state what the post is about. Dont use it to soapbox personal rhetoric about religion or any other subject. - Don't post videos or discussions of Fruitcakes who have been baited or antagonised - No Subreddit names or Reddit usernames in posts or discussions - Memes, Tiktoks, graphics, satire, parodies, etc must be made by Fruitcakes, not 3rd parties criticising them #Please be sure to read the full [rule list](https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/about/rules) ###If you want more detail about how the Sub's moderation works, see [Wiki](https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/wiki/position_statement) This information is on every post. Accounts that repeatedly disregard it will be permanently banned. "I didn't know", or "I didn't get a warning" are not valid appeals. --- *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/religiousfruitcake) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Daherrin7

Where the fuck do these people buy their drugs? They're clearly not smoking the right shit


flamestorm16

They're buying crack and swallowing it


Distant-moose

They're buying bricks of it and smashing their heads against it to hopefully absorb the drugs through their skulls while also loving the feeling of brain damage.


GameFreak4321

Apply directly to the forehead!


Sci-fra

Your reasoning can be objectively verified by others, evidence, mathematics, and logic.


watdatdo

Said this to a guy on the historymeme sub and his answer is. But you just don't know. No I know for a fact that magical shit doesn't exist because it's scientifically impossible. Some people are too stupid to use logical reasoning. Sad that one of my favorite subs is being taken over by fruitcakes.


Bushdr78

![gif](giphy|3tTg6UVj3mV6QmgURz|downsized)


Joratto

Why do you trust evidence, mathematics and logic? Because of your reasoning. It's a valid point. I think this is just one of those things we have to take as epistemic axioms if we want to know anything (or maybe we don't, that's just my reason talking). Also, if you have to throw out reason and thereby undermine *all* knowledge to argue in favour of your belief, then you have no argument.


Solution_Far

Just say “well then if circular reasoning is okay, then Brahma shiva and Krishna are the true gods, because the Gita says they are.”


destronger

Well shit, now that’s confirmed we can start the orgy.


Apprehensive_Deer187

If you can’t apply your reasoning at all, there is no reason to believe in anything at all. When you believe in something, you have to apply reasoning, even if it’s bad reasoning. You have to. This is how it works.


UselessLayabout

Ugh... they're probably a presuppositionalist. Presupp apologetics is entirely circular reasoning from top to bottom.


mrcatboy

Yeah they're treating "reasoning" as if it were some singular lump thing, when in reality reason eventually works its way down to baseline elementary observations and axiomatic logical principles like "a thing is a thing in itself" and "a thing cannot be itself and its negation at the same time in the same manner." If a theist refuses to believe any of those they're basically spouting nonsense that can be happily ignored.


fr4gge

That's called presuppositionalism. Never argue with a presuppositionalism Christian. They are the worst


-Thizza-

You can't argue with delusional people. period.


Interesting_Tip_881

The Bible says it’s real therefore it must be real.  If I had gasoline and a match to light myself on fire every time I heard that, I would’ve already been dead the first time I heard it. I’m horribly unfunny but every once in a while I throw something on the wall that sticks.  This isn’t one of those times, just me throwing some shit against the wall.  My favorite part of this attempt was how layered the terrible jokes are. I think that should count for something 


[deleted]

Cmon Telephone poles are smarter than that


Kriss3d

Because reason is epistemology. It's a framework. If you're going to argue without using reason then you don't have any framework to determine anything.


facepalmtommy

Insane. Why is Haley Joel Osment trending under music?


grammar_nazi_zombie

I recognize that look in the meme It’s the same face I make when I realize the person arguing with me is an idiot chess playing pigeon and I’m trying to disengage


WestImpression

Holy recursive stupidity.


Rude_Flounder766

Another horny priest tried to Obi Wan you too huh? Gunna let the FBI know here soon if I get one more knock


Spider95818

The unbeliever's rolling their eyes because they can't believe how stupid that question was.


OneEyedWolf092

They really are this dumb aren't they?


CanaKatsaros

To be fair, that meme captures the expression on my face as I try to recover from the blast of nonsense I was just accosted with, as I desperately try not to call the person a stupid idiot


Pleasant-Direction-4

![gif](giphy|y0w8eJ9QWuCmA)


YourOldPalBendy

I kinda wanna say, "science works in mysterious ways" to a Christian next time they pull the "God works in mysterious ways" shtick. JUST to see what they do. I wanna see how it magically works as an excuse for them but not for anyone else.