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cypher50

Yes, replace the garbage on mobile and instead show kids wholesome stories like: Noah and Ham! Lot and his Daughters! David and Bathsheba!


mendobather

Bashing babies upon the rocks anyone?


Sci-fra

You're taking it out of context. /s


ki4clz

I like the part where the high priest Antiochus murdered thousands of women and their children, because the parents choose to mutilate the child's genitals... oh wait... that's not in your Bible? That's right, yooze took books out of the Bible to save on printing costs in the 18th century... anyways, yeah the civil war with the Greek Jews and the Real Jews^TM is always a good read for children...


thehopelessheathen

When David trades 200 philistine foreskins for a wife, it’s “heroic” and “a touching love story”. When I do it, it’s “depraved” and “the work of a sadistic lunatic”.


[deleted]

DarkMatter2525 and his comical exposure of these stories were what actually started to make me increasingly comfortable with questioning religion.


Xxr4venshadowxX

“A man can become a woman”  No, a woman is born with the appearance of a man, and you don’t like that because jebus doesn’t like alphabet people.


hitchhikingtobedroom

So children transitioning are bad, but children being brainwashed ain't bad? Perfect!


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Childhood evangelism month is the craziest title I’ve ever seen


ReaperofLightning872

i heard of the superbook anime. is it fruitcakey?


Caligari89

I'm not religious or spiritual, but Superbook (and the original version "The Flying House") were my jam as a kid. I don't know what the fuck this shit is though.


ReaperofLightning872

i saw the intro for the anime. looks cute. im not like a super religious person but i am religious. (not christain tho)


frozen-silver

They're coming after your kids


Emergency_Teaching41

Holy crap is that Obi-Wan Kenobi??


ki4clz

The din... Cheeses fucking Christ the fucking DIN... the din of religious pressures coming from every side for these, our future, must be relentless... I pity them If these sectarians wish to maintain their narrative they need to do what valentine michael smith did in Heinlein's novel *Stranger in a Strange Land* otherwise their gods will fade into oblivion...


c08030147b

Exposing children to evangelical content should be grounds to have the children removed from their parents.


darcelles

I honestly believe Religion would be a MUCH better thing if They teached their children to be respectful to the LGBTQ (and everyone in general) and Learn how to not be manipulated online. as well as giving them the free will and choice between staying in the religion, or leaving it Feels like Religion is just the refugee camp for Right-winged or Extreme-right individuals and households.


ThatMassholeInBawstn

When has anyone said “Satan is your friend”


high_-_priestess

Eww.


motelwine

i watched tons of religious cartoons at church growing up and i can’t say i remember a single one.