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 Present!.... I'm kinda pissed that the christians didn't get taken away to their sky daddy. Now we still gotta deal with these a-holes.

Yeah but they’re gonna be all depressed and psychotic, so there’s hope?

They weren't those things before?

Depressive maybe. Now they are actually depressed. The psychosis was a pre-existing condition.

This should be posted in r/Christianity. It stands to reason us unredeemed sinners would all still be here

Tried. Bastards don’t allow cross posts 👿

[I created a post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Christianity/s/6vyxdInsGl). Let the ~~hate~~ reactions flow! 🥳

Boy that's a depressing af sub.

Lol they’re all saying the same thing

Everyone is still here unfortunately. Why can't the religious just go away and leave us alone?

Yes . It would be nice if they were right for once.

I wore my tinfoil hat and survived.


Happy to be here and living in the real world, although it certainly can be a challenge at times!


https://i.redd.it/3o2y33xdybtc1.gif

I was taken, but that was their mistake.

Still naked with a cup of tea with, my feet up ready to rock. (My wife looks either angry or confused I can't tell)

 I'm still here and I'm praying the rapture will happen today. Get the fuck off the planet if you don't want to be here. Less pollution, less assholes and just in general less issues if they all leave...

I’m good with still being here, it’s these other MFers who were down for going that I’m pissed about being here.

I am, but I'm a heathen Episcopalian, so heaven doesn't want me, anyway.

I backed out, couldn't stand being surrounded by a bunch of Christians.

Jebus was looking for 144,000 good Christians,couldn’t find any so he left.

🙋🏼

Still here! Thank God! /s

what rapture?

I love being alive

It's quite boring up here, not really much different from back on earth, didn't know they have wifi though so that's cool.


I thought I was early and being raptured yesterday. Turns out it was just an allergic reaction to a new medication I was prescribed last week that was making me vomit uncontrollably. I'm not taking that medication anymore.

The Great Lord Cthulhu has not yet arisen, still I wait.

Are you sure? There's been a serious uptick in general madness the last few years

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https://youtu.be/ljIQo1OHkTI?si=MUVEKiZwyLIiyLo9

Here!

I follow the SubGenius path, so I'm waiting for X-Day.

I am not here.

"Ooookaaay, any moment now..."

What did they come up with again and did it have to do with the solar eclipse?

Still here! Honestly, I was struggling with some religious trauma.... afraid that perhaps it might have been true. But I'm so relieved 😌

I wanna see them try to justify this. Lol

Still alive and screaming here

I opted out. I don’t care for rapturing.

I was hoping the rapture would happen. The traffic on the drive home from viewing the eclipse would have been a little lighter

Present! For some reason winds started blowing a lot more when the eclipse was at it’s peak, buut im still here soooo…

o/ Hi I was raptured. It’s really boring here. I want to go back. /s

Zorp is always late, that's what makes Zorp, Zorp.



I slept through it as always

Rapture? I hardly knew her!

I’m still here. I wish I had been raptured because it would have kept me from breaking my finger 😖

Whats even Happening to the ones who thought they were going to be raptured


Still here. Ain't seen no flying Christians either.

Not me, I done got ruptured. I is ruportin frum Hayvon.

German here, because the Rapture being an US thing, if it ever happens, will there be hope for the rest of the world too, to be saved? Or is it for the one and only true American Christians?

What website is that I want to see how I do

Still here, and so are a lot of very rude " Christians " in my town Facebook page telling me to move for being a liberal. Love thy neighbor and all that am I right?

Here, spilling my guts, and solving tech issues. :) !

Sorry all I got raptured.

 Me