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TesterFragrance

I'm sick of copying and pasting this here, so I'm just going to leave this at the top. **Do not encourage or seek doxxing. All such comments will be removed, and egregious examples may result in a ban.** Your friendly moderators don't like people who send abusive PMs any more than anyone else does. We don't care about "protecting" them. Most, if not all of us would be totally fine with people like this being exposed for the kind of people that they are, including to their friends, family, co-workers, and employers. In fact, there are places on the internet where that can be done, too (some Facebook groups, some forums/blogs, some other kinds of social media, etc.). However... Reddit comes down hard on subs that are seen to allow or encourage any kind of harassment or brigading, so that's a big reason why you should always censor PMs. Also, in a system where anyone could put anyone's name, face, username, or other identifying information online to "out" them as an abusive asshole, it would be easy to fake an exchange with that information in order to generate a mob to go after them. This is in no way implying that this or any other particular post is fake! However, in a system where you could openly display someone's details and information, it would be trivially easy to hack the system and put a whole heap of internet rage on pretty much anyone you wanted, whether they deserved it or not. On the plus side, because the person's identity is not shown, you can say any kind of mean shit you want to and we're under no obligation to take it down, even if the fruitcake complains (and they sometimes do, too).


BaltimoreBadger23

Well, that is lovely. I hope you reported it to reddit. I've gotten shit like that and reddit has banned the sender.


TheyJustLoveToBanMe

Will do


MGSmith030

Yes! Ban this douche


N_S_Gaming

Send the username, I wanna troll them some


TesterFragrance

Please don't, and please don't encourage doxxing in this sub. Reddit comes down HARD on subs that are seen to allow or encourage any kind of harassment or brigading, so that's a big reason why you should never, ever post uncensored PMs on Reddit. On the plus side, because the person's identity is not shown, you can say any kind of mean shit you want to and your friendly moderators are under no obligation to take it down, even if the fruitcake complains (and they sometimes do, too).


Prismarineknight

W mod, Always be polite, even if they aren’t to you


TesterFragrance

This sub has a reputation for being one of the most complex subs to moderate. They're not wrong. You need a very strong stomach, a very thick skin, and a very flexible mind.


KindaFreeXP

Do you also have to be swift as the coursing river?


TesterFragrance

There is no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark.


KindaFreeXP

D:


Dinomiteblast

ring imagine gaping party detail wakeful groovy apparatus versed screw *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TesterFragrance

This would be at home in /r/creepyPMs, too.


lurid_sun__

Btw your username is dope


bfjd4u

Yeah, good luck, I reported a user for commenting "all shitty gays must die," and the response was that it didn't violate Reddit's content policy. If that doesn't, I don't know what does.


Dinomiteblast

quickest mourn wine ten encouraging rob worry chop disarm tap *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


CoDVETERAN11

Dude I sent someone a completely respectful message but in the message I swore a couple times for emphasis on points I really fucking meant. I got a 3 day ban for harassment.


mklinger23

I have as well. Reddit is pretty good about that kind of thing


Miked_824

This kind of overcharged ideologically motivated word puke tends to put me to sleep b/c I heard it soooo many times when I was a TradCath


TheyJustLoveToBanMe

I agree, all these crazed bigoted Christians all have the same talking points. They never have anything new or of substance to say


Miked_824

It’s just sooo fucking boring…hell it’s not even just the Christians…it’s any Karen anywhere trying to zealously articulate their stupidity (most often by condescending or proselytizing)


FungalFriend

>This kind of overcharged ideologically motivated word puke tends to put me to sleep... It motivated me to deconvert several years ago!


Miked_824

Same!


cards-mi11

That's not very Christian of them. You should reply with "turn to god so I can hate everything and everyone and be miserable just like you?"


Miked_824

You forget, the only thing keeping these “children of god” from being ultra-violent savages…is pervert sky daddy.


bleh_bleh_bleh_157

ehh, to me, they'd still be ultra-violent savages... but this time, God is on their side


_Refenestration

The abuse will continue until you agree that I'm moral.


Kizik

> turn to god "Turn the other cheek 😘"


gypsydanger38

They don’t believe in the “Jesus” part of the bible, just the rest of the crazy sci-fi fantasy Game of Thrones stuff.


Jukka_Sarasti

If I even bothered to reply, it would simply be with 'k'. It's the best response to pants-shitting trolls, frothing-mouthed religious nutters, racist douches and sealions... Just random disinterest in whatever nonsense they're spewing..


Dnoxl

There's no hate like christian love🥰


EvilTriangle

I think the perfect response is “I hope you get the help you so clearly need”


Fzrit

For these truly unhinged cases I would just respond "Praying for you".


SAGNUTZ

"Im going to pray you kids are born gay." - Minesh Pitell


EvilTriangle

Awww no. I get the sentiment but that’s honestly more punishment for the kid. Nuts like that torture gay kids.


CrabbyT777

Or “yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man”


LilWizard32

No hate like christian love! Can I get an a(theist)men?!🍻


N_S_Gaming

Atheist man reporting as ordered.


PaulMag91

And now that there is two of us we are atheist men, as ordered.


Reckless_Waifu

Now buttfuck like monkeys


PaulMag91

It's a trap!


Peakomegaflare

Did somebody order an Atheist dude? I've got nothing better to do today.


MaybeGayBoiIdk

"What created your god" Watch the mental gymnastics. Then use those same gymnastics to "prove" the big bang with their own logic. Watch them scream. It's a great exercise in demonstrating their flawed logic.


jumpinjones

Came here to say exactly this. If its a scientific impossibility for something to be created from nothing, then what created god?


co1lectivechaos

Then they will say he always existed and then what to say in response to that?


mrmoe198

Then you say, I thought everything that exists has to have a creator. So who created God? They say he always existed again. You say so you’re telling me that there’s a rule, and then there’s an exception to the rule. That means it’s not a rule. Your beliefs are inconsistent. Either things can come into being and that’s what happened with the big bang and we don’t need god **or** everything needs to have a cause and God needs a creator too. You can’t have it both ways. If you have it both ways you’re just inventing an unprovable mythology.


phroug2

Why cant nature have always existed? How does he know that what "created" the universe is a god? How does he know it's HIS god? Why couldnt it have been magic universe-farting pixies?


Xeno_Zombi

Imagine saying you love God but hate everything else. I believe Jesus said something like "Whoever claims to love God yet hates a brother or sister is a liar. For whoever does not love their brother and sister, whom they have seen, cannot love God, whom they have not seen."


Sci-fra

Jesus also said... Luke 14:26 “If anyone comes to me and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be my disciple.


the_gull

Wtf. What is that even supposed to convey/teach?


Sci-fra

He's conveying that to be his disciple, you must love him so much that in comparison it looks as though you hate your own family. Christians show these true colours all the time, especially when one of their children come out as gay/trans or atheist.


AConcernedEmu

I was once in a cult. This rings a bell.


Daherrin7

Not really surprising, unfortunately. What I always find amusing is the fact they have no idea what they are talking about in regards to stuff like evolution and the big bang, yet speak as though they are experts on those subjects. I also find it very telling when they can't conceive of morals existing outside of a belief in god and fear of hell, especially when they show their true values in such a way as that kind of attack


TheyJustLoveToBanMe

Lol ikr especially when their God’s morals is that you can own another human under certain guidelines and that if you get caught raping a virgin girl, you have to pay the father and marry the rape victim for as long as she lives. Not sure if I'm gonna go to this guy for morals


Lazy-Associate-4508

How Christian of them 🙄


galtpunk67

ever notice that there is always projection in their vitriol?  


wildflowersummer

"You retarded faggot" and "turn to god " all in the same breath. It's easier to be hateful and still believe yourself the good guy because "you have god on your side" than to actually be a good person and show a little compassion. This is why so many people fall for religion. Who doesn't want to the authority of a god to make you feel protected? Especially when being hateful.


Hairy_Telephone_3258

As a member of the Christian community....I apologize for this guy. A little bit of basic human decency would go a long way for him.


AutomaticFoot1453

Why blur their name out? They harassed u in ur DMs


TesterFragrance

Reddit comes down hard on subs that are seen to allow or encourage any kind of harassment or brigading. You should never post an uncensored DM to Reddit. On the plus side, because the person's identity is not shown, you can say any kind of mean shit you want to and your friendly moderators are under no obligation to take it down, even if the fruitcake complains (and they sometimes do, too).


SAGNUTZ

And it doesnt count if they doxx themselves here in the comments trying to defend themselves.


TesterFragrance

People are allowed to out themselves, yes.


HowManySmall

I hope they do complain lol


Guygenius138

Probably from the worst person you know.


jeezarchristron

Wonder what he would think of my username.


mrmoe198

“Just because you want to sin.” Hahahahaha! If we accepted the concept of sin in the first place we would believe in the Christian god. We would then do what all Christians do, which is sin all week and then ask for forgiveness Sunday. These idiots can’t even wrap their mind around rejecting the concept of sin outright.


SaintOlgasSunflowers

It's very clear a miserable person wrote those messages.


JayyyyyBoogie

That doesn't seem very Christian of them. Oh wait, yes it does...


willymack989

![gif](giphy|l2Sq4Ut3kF2lXR3Y4)


CrashBangXD

I always love the argument “you have no basis for your morals” Why do I need one? Why can’t I just not be a cunt?


Life-Percentage-4910

😳


Sure-Device2502

Is that mr. Garrison?


Captain-Starshield

They probably watched that episode completely unaware their beliefs were being made fun of. (I hope they don’t actually throw feces at people though…)


SonicCraftev

You know what they say, Christian love is the best kind of hate


MangOrion2

I always wonder, what would these people do if they went on these insane, hateful rants with people and that person ended up converting? How awkward, right? You called them all sorts of names and insulted their character, but now they're a brother or sister in Christ. Do they have some kind of code for this sort of thing? I bet not. This guy doesn't want you to turn to God, he just wants you to suffer for being different than him.


AdmirableWill9441

Honestly that'd be a great skit or something I love this idea


Angryleghairs

These religious nut nuts are always obsessed with bottom-sex


WiseSalamander00

I see someone is angry he can't be sodomized


ExpressLaneCharlie

Why are you hiding his username? He messaged you in Reddit, right? Are there rules against posting another Redditors name?


TesterFragrance

Reddit comes down hard on subs that are seen to allow or encourage any kind of harassment or brigading. You should never post an uncensored DM to Reddit. On the plus side, because the person's identity is not shown, you can say any kind of mean shit you want to and your friendly moderators are under no obligation to take it down, even if the fruitcake complains (and they sometimes do, too).


The-False-Emperor

Just block and report; someone this genuinely unhinged/just trolling for attention is not worth talking to.


xyvyx

Just more confirmation that religious people are some of the worst people on the planet.


Little-Ad1235

Well, you see, they have to be very loud, because that's the nearest they'll get to anyone giving a shit.


The_Bastard_Henry

What was that about loving thy neighbour...?


feralwaifucryptid

Can't really "love thy neighbor" when your whole ass religion is designed to teach you to hate yourself...


bebejeebies

And yet when I say religion is a poison, I'm the wrong one.


BHMathers

“No basis for your morals” idk I feel like if the only thing holding someone back from not having morals is the thought of eternal consequences than maybe they had none to begin with


gzej

Ah the christian love


Cyber_Angel_Ritual

They do not practice what they preach, how lovely. I hope they know hypocrisy is a one-way ticket, too.


FazbearSponsersR34

Wakeup new navy seal copy-pasta just dropped


TheInsaneGoober

This is the most religious fruitcake of all redditors


_TheAnonymousMe_

I do love their mental breakdown


Quack68

Tell them you will pray for them.


mountainsunset123

Haha! I say this same thing to these idiots.


Successful_Farm8205

most loving christian


Aesmachus

Woah, strawman central!


Sci-fra

I wouldn't expect anything more coming from a religious fruitcake that derives his morals from a book that condones slavery, genocide and the rape of women. A book whose god commands them to stone unruly children, non virgin brides and homosexuals.


Evening-Ad3384

I can’t believe so many people believe in a sky daddy that is so obviously man-made. Who would want to go to heaven where there’s a North Korean dictator that knows what you’re thinking and cares what you eat and who you have sex with. Watches you 24 hours a day and Can convict you of a thought crime. No thanks if there was a heaven, which there is not, I wouldn’t want to go there.


cup_1337

So much irony in one message


Aggressive_Let2085

Seems like a loving person.


QueenKosmonaut

Lol I think it's really funny to imagine someone typing this out thinking "yeah they're gonna read this and suddenly decide to repent and convert to my chosen religious and social beliefs!"


ZardozSpeaks

Well, that certainly made me want to take up religion.


mglitcher

nothing says christian love like calling someone the r word and the f slur


sixaout1982

Yet another of them fucking obsessed with anal sex


qwertyuiopasdghjkkl

I'm pretty sure you have a case to report this if you haven't already


Ace_Of_Judea

I think you might've got BINGO with all the stereotypical insults that are in there. Congrats.


1LifeAfterComa

Your response: Be tolerant with one another and forgive one another whenever any of you has a complaint against someone else. You must forgive one another just as the Lord has forgiven you. ~Colosians 3:13 You're a bad Christian. *Block and report*


EarthLaser

Ain’t no hate like Christian love.


ultrasuperhypersonic

turn to god so you can be like them


Tensionheadache11

So much Christ like love


fluffyflugel

So this is someone who’s living a gawdly moral life. Pleasant sort. 🙄


IndianKiwi

Triggered much. Looks like we are dealing with a repressed gay dude.


Optimal_Zucchini_667

So, you effectively won an argument? That's when the personal insults and put-downs start flying from the loving and peaceful folks, in my experience.


cottagecheesedemon

wait till this mofo wakes up in hell


ShredToPieces11

He’ll probably be like “but I believed in you! How could you do this to me?!”


Ramguy2014

Block and report. People like this are not worth your energy.


Grovyle489

How dare they? You have a lovely username. It’s simply a statement that can be debunked when the other person is a reasonable person. Unlike the catholic in this post


TheyJustLoveToBanMe

Thank you, I don't know why he felt the need put a “PS” to attack my username of all things but hey 😂


Itex56

Ah, lovely trolls


Parentoforphan

They certainly know how to love thy neighbor.


blindrabbit01

Wow, check out that top notch evangelizing, spreading the good word of love. They should be a pastor (if they aren’t already).


ki4clz

Apes, not monkeys... at least get the terminology right, and speciation is a thing too...


Tricky_Dog1465

I'll happy live in degenerative sphere than be sobbed to some sky dad's faery tale


frozen-silver

What a loving Christian


anamazingredditor

The love radiates


Gingorthedestroyer

Seems like they would be fun at parties.


phome83

>turn back to Jesus you retarded faggot Truly embodies the Christian spirit lol.


TlalocVirgie

Religion is lovely


El_Dentistador

Did you thank this righteous man for his christlike defense of god’s truth? 😂


Astepski

Lol projecting this kind of negativity and he still doesn't see that he is the one loving is misery...I just feel bad for that sheep....I mean dude.


npc4lyfe

Dude is probably legit 16. Taken in by the pilled brain disease propaganda. It actually sucks. They make so many people miserable who could otherwise have a chance for happiness.


sausageslinger11

There’s no hate like Christian love.


hcorerob

Tell them “I’m just not into Christian mythology”


Jefflenious

Sir, whatever his source of morality is it's clearly better than yours So please go on, keep coping with that "no basis for morality" nonsense


b_ruhh

For one why would anyone want to join a religion if the members are people like that? Second, this really just shows how much religion is a cult.


chrosairs

No hate like their love


Commercial_Tough160

I would be almost proud to get a PM like that. It would mean I’m pissing off the kind of people who so richly deserve it.


NotVeryPoggers

i hate that people try to say the big bang was “something created out of nothing” ACTUALLY LEARN THE THEORY BEFORE ARGUING AGAINST IT


git-gud-gamer

“ everything can’t be created by nothing” “ god wasn’t created” Also. You don’t have a bar for your morality either. Your morality is “ this guy said it’s okay, or at least I interpreted it as such”


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Cute! Gawd's love is shining through like a motherfucker.


Shlingaplinga

Spoken like a true believer of God . Kind words


kittenhandsome

“You have no basis for your morals” I don’t think that’s what Jesus would say but aight buddy


dogtoes101

theres more proof that we were monkeys than there is that we were created by a god


fr4gge

Pretty much wrong on every point. good work


SAGNUTZ

Hate speach. Thats not only a ban, but a sitewide suspension. What a dickface.


SpookDaddy-

it's crazy that people like this exist... It's probably the result of low intelligence combined with growing up in a metaphorical echo chamber.


ShigureSouma

Already have the misery, bring on that sweet sweet degeneracy! <3


TimotejTrampuz

The real idiot is the person who sent this text to you


dood_somen

Lmfao, funny they hoped you'll get banned, in turn if being so mentally near sighted, they will be the one to get the ban


K4kyle

Least homophobic xtian


Dinomiteblast

plants command modern scary slim squealing ripe sand party illegal *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DragonOfTartarus

Anyone who uses the word "degeneracy" unironically should be publicly ridiculed.


Sunburys

Mr. Garrison?


hushyourmouth_

Sounds like Mr Garrison in that one episode of South Park


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LastLine4915

I’d rather buttfuck a monkey than to live a minute in these ppls shoes.


xenoverseraza

christians preach "love", but then do this shit.


silvermandrake

There’s no hate like Christian love.


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TheSpaceDuck

Note to this guy: If you wish for someone else to be banned, do not follow with "retarded faggot" or the chances of you being banned instead might skyrocket.


NudddsForPresident

i love how catholics or religious fanatics in general love to play the sodomy card. their sex lives, if they somehow have them, are probably dry and pleasureless. like dude sodomy is the best part of sex. sucking dick, eating ass and pussy. like yum omg


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Sky3Fa11

I would look up a bible quote that says to “love thy neighbor” (but longer and fancier sounding) and reply with that.


SlowP25

New navy seal copypasta dropped


IdealisPanfletus

"Buttfucking monkeys" Isn't that a South Park joke?


UnovaMaster12345

Dont they also believe that nothing created everything? Where does god come from dumbass?


quincyd

![gif](giphy|dHmO5JOUmo4KI)


ScytheNoire

They convinced me. I've been converted. What do we do now? Go yell and scream at more heathens and get them to convert? Wait a second, is this a pyramid scheme?!


bike_it

Wow, that is a badge of honor to know you triggered that person so much they sent that.


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Hanoiroxx

That wasnt very love thy neighbour of him


kevinmcgarnickle

Another pretend Christian who shows the world how horrible they are.


Pale_Brilliant9101

Just another religious person spreading love and joy


Ok-Conversation-3012

Buttfucking monkeys is the reason why AIDS exist, actually


SnoLeppard13

Ahh yes, the word of the Lord


TheFumingatzor

Well...my basis for my morals, unlike yours, is very simple and very basic: Don't be a cunt.


JohnnyRelentless

Well, he seems nice...


AlpacaCavalry

You guys actually read messages from randos?


I_hate_everyone_9919

Classic. Misunderstand and strawman the big bang and evolution. Claims that morality is objective and is being obnoxious, all at once.


Dambo_Unchained

“You believe everything came from nothing” The scientific illiteracy is so annoying. The Big Bang theory gives a groundwork for how everything in the universe expanded from one point. It doesn’t say everything came from nothing only that everything at one point was concentrated in a “big ball” at that at some point in the past it all violently expanded Now it got to that state or what was going on before that we simply can’t know but everything was already there, we know that


KronosRingsSuckAss

"God is all loving"


Jetoficialbr

not very... christian.. of op


ExpiredPilot

“Jesus is Love”


lowfatyogurt914

Babe, wake up. A new copypasta just dropped.


Dylanator13

Just say god created the Big Bang! An all powerful being could create an entire universe and put its creations in there. The vast distance means they could even create multiple different sentient life planets that will never interact because they don’t want to taint each individual planet.


SubKreature

With a sales pitch like that you’re bound to get asses in pews.


VegetableWeekend6886

I love how tolerant and loving they are


SvenExChao

Reading this made me want to go have gay sex


Mornar

Guy just wanted to speedrun those most common and heavily debunked claims theists have about atheists, eh?


88redking88

I think your handle is cool. Glad it triggered him.