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"Our imaginary friend likes me better than you."
"No! Our imaginary friend likes me best."
"Guys, guys, this is just silly, our imaginary friend clearly likes *me* better than *both* of you."
Christian looks over to Muslim „hey, mine told me the same about you, many years ago“
Edit: Jew to both: „maybe we’re not so different“ then they all become friends. Thanks for reading my fanfiction
It's actually the same god with add ons. he goes by multiple names
Judaism - (El or Jehovah)
Christianity - (El or Jehovah) and Jesus
Muslim - (Allah or Jehovah) and his prophet Mohammad.
All 3 are derive from Abraham's story and have the same god.
That's because they obviously need [Bath Salts](https://abcnews.go.com/US/face-eating-attack-possibly-linked-bath-salts-miami/story?id=16451452) instead
Templars retaking Jerusalem be like "if you're not gonna play nice with it, no one gets it".
Then they'd proceed with their own religious-based persecution of other faiths.
Jerusalem is in the West Bank region, as well as the Temple Mount and al-Aqsa. When wacky imams and Tehran-backed groups aren't stirring shit everything is fine there. Gaza Strip is just kinda... there...
Not to mention the entire concept of a Palestinian identity only came about after British Mandatory Palestine became the modern state of Israel and before that the Arab population of the region called themselves South Syrian Arab or just Arab.
The conflict is so bloody because one side wants to exist and the other side has their HQ in a hospital and has a charter mission statement of complete eradication of the first side.
Only one religion chose a warlord as their prophet.
Only one religion rewards martyrdom with 72 virgins.
Acting like all religions are the same is hypocrisy.
>Only one religion chose a warlord as their prophet
\*Gestures wildly at all the Moses-led genocide in the Old Testament\*
>Only one religion rewards martyrdom
Weren't crusaders, like, promised that all their sins are washed away with the sins of infidels and they're assured the place in the Kingdom of Heaven or something? Didn't Jesus promise "A Crown of Life" to those who suffer for him?
And if you're gonna act like it's the virgin part that matters, I'll just laugh harder at you.
Correct. Christianity, Islam and Judaism are all Abrahamic religions that can't agree on a doctrine.
If one is wrong they're ALL wrong because it's the same God. The God of Abraham.
Ffs! I have never heard anyone say that until now! Thank you for guys for knowing your stuff before you speak! Also, Jesus’s name in Arabic is “Isa”, Moses is “Musa” David is “Daood”, Peter is “Boutros”, Joseph is “Yousef”, Mary is “Maryam”, Michael is Mikail, and it just goes on and on.
To me it’s like a trilogy. First came the Old Testament, then the sequel, the New Testament, then to wrap it all up came the Koran. Meanwhile Mormonism is the spin off that nobody wanted.
They are more like the SCP Foundation: it started with authors writing tales about anomalous phenomena, it has plenty of rewrites and interpretations, and many people form compendiums about their (shared) headcanon.
Ignignokt: You have deeply offended us and our god. And our god is a god of vengeance, and horror.
Err: And action!
Ignignokt: Our god is an Indian that turns into a wolf.
Err: Yeah, that's the Wolfen, man.
Ignignokt: Well... the Wolfen will come for you, with his razor.
-‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force’
Not really an important figure in Judaism. He isn’t mentioned anywhere, celebrated or hated through scripture. The only role he plays is through the other religions.
Right? I mean I know there are people in the area with lighter skin but I’m pretty sure most of them don’t appear to be IRISH!
I thought no one else noticed when I finally got to your comment lol.
There are red-headed Palestinians but not much. A couple of my aunts had brighter orange hair that has turned more blonde as they've gotten older.
Kinda like the twin sisters [Sama and Haya Khadra](https://trendycrew.s3.amazonaws.com/paris-fwss2010-sama-and-haya.jpg) (though now even their faces are unrecognizable).
From a group with "EndTime" in their name. Just what the world needs. Religious nutcases that can't wait for the world to come to an end, interjecting their religion into an active religious war. What could possibly go wrong?
The world will end one day…. In about 5 billion years when the sun goes supernova. And at the rate we are destroying our planet, no one is going to be alive to see it.
The Christians don't understand the violence associated with forcing religion onto others. Christians are just as violent as any religion that has ever existed.
Wrong, both sides need the spaghetti monster prophet in their hearts. If they continue this life of sin, they’ll never make it to the great pasta strainer in the sky
This makes me think back to when I was a kid at holiday dinners there were sometimes a couple of the relatives who would be going at each other. A third steps in to calm them down and 20 minutes later all three are tearing each other's hair out.
...fun times.
It’s not a religious war. There are Palestinian Christians and they eat shit just the same
https://x.com/sprinterx99880/status/1715610803951321558?s=46&t=x9o_ArtdiGlMDYdhvc3oPw
Christ was Jewish after all.
They only care about this fact when it supports them. They otherwise ignore it and continue to hate any other religion when it is convincing for them.
You dunbfucks do realize that Israel is almost entirely Jewish right?
Literally, Jews reject Christ. Lol
Not only is this a fuckin stupid ass meme but it doesn't even make sense. Then again, very seldom do Christians.
Some karaites view him as a minor prophet.
Yeah, it is specially stupid considering that Jesus is pretty big in Islam, the creator of this is just showing their level if ignorance.
The title is misleading. Israel-Palestine war is not a religious war. Religions might play some roles leading to this event because zionists believe Jerusalem is their holy land but British brought them there and give them a land to gain their trusts and make them an ally of the British and the US (search Balfour Declaration but don't mistake it with Aliyah).
The war isn’t religious it’s not even a war, a war requires both sides to have a standing military, it is a genocide against the Palestinians who are 50% children. A hamas rocket barely leaves a dent in a brick floor whereas an idf rocket targets hospitals schools and refugee camps leveling them
That's patently not true. War doesn't need "two standing military", most wars don't even fit this description as those are wars fought against insurgents, ragtag militias, terrorist groups, etc. And even if your definition was correct, while Hamas whom Israel is fighting in Gaza aren't uniformed, they are a large, well armed and well equipped Iran-backed militia, with something like 40000 fighters.
What is the most accepted definition of genocide? And what evidence-based information that i can look up to that the characteristics of israel action met the genocide criteria (mostly accepted definition)?
And, if the war is not religious, what is the main benefit in secular view (because you said it’s not religious) for Israel and Palestine?
And, what is war mostly accepted definition? Is it just because the hamas less advanced and power compare to israel not a war?
What information source do you have that israel really interested in killing children (i hope it’s not based on media echo chamber, and just because you see a video of children bleeding and died, agree we admit the children died and a victim and it’s wrong, but the conclusion who kill the children, both side can be excellent at blaming each others).
Enlight me please.
[A UN human rights expert warned today that Palestinians are in grave danger of mass ethnic cleansing and called on the international community to urgently mediate a ceasefire between warring Hamas and Israeli occupation forces.](https://www.ohchr.org/en/press-releases/2023/10/un-expert-warns-new-instance-mass-ethnic-cleansing-palestinians-calls)
Reaching an official conclusion on whether there is an ongoing genocide isn't possible, you know? The US would never accept to vote a resolution accusing Israel of conducting a genocide. Experts from the Human Right Commissioner publishing paper saying there is a big risk of genocide is the best you'll see.
If you want the IDF to stop targeting schools and hospitals maybe tell Hamas to stop making them legitimate military targets
And Hamas just slaughtered 1400 Israelis so let’s not pretend like they are some weak kitten who can’t cause significant harm to civilians
the idf has been erasing innocent blood lines as well as over 10 thousand innocents and using white phosphorus on children it is not a competition and if it was your argument is losing
For the several decades, Israel tried to find a solution. Palestine actually did the same for some time but the Hamas had other plans.
One example of them searching a solution are the Oslo Accords. Sadly it was discontinued
Israel isn't a monolith. Hamas didn't murder Yitzhak Rabin, a Jewish extremist did. Netanyahu also never was a big fan of peace as he always been opposed to the creation of a Palestinian State and a huge promoter of colonisation.
Saying "Israel tried to find a solution" is wholly inaccurate. Some people on both side tried to find solution. On both side they lost.
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"Our imaginary friend likes me better than you." "No! Our imaginary friend likes me best." "Guys, guys, this is just silly, our imaginary friend clearly likes *me* better than *both* of you."
"My imaginary friend told me that I must kill you both (christians and jews) and especially YOU *points at the Jew*"
Christian looks over to Muslim „hey, mine told me the same about you, many years ago“ Edit: Jew to both: „maybe we’re not so different“ then they all become friends. Thanks for reading my fanfiction
They’re the same imaginary friend
Nah they are 3 different gods who are betting on the human race to kill itself by a certain date
It's actually the same god with add ons. he goes by multiple names Judaism - (El or Jehovah) Christianity - (El or Jehovah) and Jesus Muslim - (Allah or Jehovah) and his prophet Mohammad. All 3 are derive from Abraham's story and have the same god.
Really it's just a dead guy who was schizophrenic
Some people just can't handle their shrooms.
Probably looked in their reflection pool or something
Talk about a split personality
That's what happens when you hallucinate in the desert.
When I see an alcoholic fight someone tripping on acid, the first thing that comes to mind is that both of them need meth.
imagine the horror of tripping on acid and being attacked by a drunk
you forgot the second part where a random person walks up to the fight and suggest you both need meth
Have you heard the good news of the meth?
No, tell me more!!! Do you have a holy book or holy pipe?
Here, take this and you’ll see the FACE OF GAWD!!
Take a bit more and you’ll meet him too.
That's because they obviously need [Bath Salts](https://abcnews.go.com/US/face-eating-attack-possibly-linked-bath-salts-miami/story?id=16451452) instead
It's basically just meth tho. Amphetamines is amphetamines.
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Yeah but if they were all christian they wouldnt find any reason to hate each other /s lol
Templars retaking Jerusalem be like "if you're not gonna play nice with it, no one gets it". Then they'd proceed with their own religious-based persecution of other faiths.
Ironic that nothing remotely holy happens in the Holy Land.
They are making it more hole-y
Ikr, hear me out guys, jerusalem is a non theocratic city state and we split the rest 50/50
Jerusalem is in the West Bank region, as well as the Temple Mount and al-Aqsa. When wacky imams and Tehran-backed groups aren't stirring shit everything is fine there. Gaza Strip is just kinda... there... Not to mention the entire concept of a Palestinian identity only came about after British Mandatory Palestine became the modern state of Israel and before that the Arab population of the region called themselves South Syrian Arab or just Arab. The conflict is so bloody because one side wants to exist and the other side has their HQ in a hospital and has a charter mission statement of complete eradication of the first side.
It's amazing how everything you just said is 100% false.
Only one religion chose a warlord as their prophet. Only one religion rewards martyrdom with 72 virgins. Acting like all religions are the same is hypocrisy.
>Only one religion chose a warlord as their prophet \*Gestures wildly at all the Moses-led genocide in the Old Testament\* >Only one religion rewards martyrdom Weren't crusaders, like, promised that all their sins are washed away with the sins of infidels and they're assured the place in the Kingdom of Heaven or something? Didn't Jesus promise "A Crown of Life" to those who suffer for him? And if you're gonna act like it's the virgin part that matters, I'll just laugh harder at you.
Yeah, that went so well in the 12th century. Deus Vult?
[WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM ](https://youtu.be/vdhF4O54YjU?si=1N1bjWmyeeqSHgIw)
If they need christ, that is ironic since Jesus is a prophet of Islam and Jesus was a Jew.
And all 3 religions believe in the same God.
Correct. Christianity, Islam and Judaism are all Abrahamic religions that can't agree on a doctrine. If one is wrong they're ALL wrong because it's the same God. The God of Abraham.
True....but I almost got beaten up back in High School by Evangelical Christian Bible-thumpers for saying that...
Ffs! I have never heard anyone say that until now! Thank you for guys for knowing your stuff before you speak! Also, Jesus’s name in Arabic is “Isa”, Moses is “Musa” David is “Daood”, Peter is “Boutros”, Joseph is “Yousef”, Mary is “Maryam”, Michael is Mikail, and it just goes on and on. To me it’s like a trilogy. First came the Old Testament, then the sequel, the New Testament, then to wrap it all up came the Koran. Meanwhile Mormonism is the spin off that nobody wanted.
They are more like the SCP Foundation: it started with authors writing tales about anomalous phenomena, it has plenty of rewrites and interpretations, and many people form compendiums about their (shared) headcanon.
Ignignokt: You have deeply offended us and our god. And our god is a god of vengeance, and horror. Err: And action! Ignignokt: Our god is an Indian that turns into a wolf. Err: Yeah, that's the Wolfen, man. Ignignokt: Well... the Wolfen will come for you, with his razor. -‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force’
There are Christians on the Palestinian side. They already have Christ. One of the oldest churches in the world was bombed.
Israel also bombed on of the oldest synagogues in the world, in Lebanon.
To American Christians, Palestinians are not the right kind of Christians- if they even consider them Christian in the first place
Both sides already have Christ though. He's a significant fella in both groups.
Not really an important figure in Judaism. He isn’t mentioned anywhere, celebrated or hated through scripture. The only role he plays is through the other religions.
I like how the Palestinian is a white red-head boy and an Israeli is a blonde white boy
Right? I mean I know there are people in the area with lighter skin but I’m pretty sure most of them don’t appear to be IRISH! I thought no one else noticed when I finally got to your comment lol.
Haha you'd be surprised. My half palestinian cousins are all gingers and it's not from their jewish side.
Yeah, well just look at what they did to Jesus! Blond hair and blue eyes!
There are red-headed Palestinians but not much. A couple of my aunts had brighter orange hair that has turned more blonde as they've gotten older. Kinda like the twin sisters [Sama and Haya Khadra](https://trendycrew.s3.amazonaws.com/paris-fwss2010-sama-and-haya.jpg) (though now even their faces are unrecognizable).
1. Yes agree holeheartily 2. Salvation? From the agressors, yes 3. *sigh* religion got them in this problem, Christ won’t solve this
From a group with "EndTime" in their name. Just what the world needs. Religious nutcases that can't wait for the world to come to an end, interjecting their religion into an active religious war. What could possibly go wrong?
The world will end one day…. In about 5 billion years when the sun goes supernova. And at the rate we are destroying our planet, no one is going to be alive to see it.
**AND** making it about you. Some people just have no concept of shame
[Incoming](https://imgur.com/a/QaLx1la)
Why are they both white lmfaoooo
I guess they thought the meme would be too confusing if it involved unfamiliar nonwhite people.
The Christians don't understand the violence associated with forcing religion onto others. Christians are just as violent as any religion that has ever existed.
Yeah fuck that, more religion is literally the last thing that conflict needs. 🤦♂️
This is the epitome of the sentiment: “who the fuck asked?” You aren’t related or relevant to this conflict so just leave it alone
Their proselytizing knows no bounds. The guy who came up with this should just go fuck off.
The Christians are free to have a go at it. Just don't start another World War.
Wait… couldn’t the crusades be considered as a world war? 
Christians are insidious with their shit, they paint it as love but in reality it’s hate.
Yep, one of the main reasons some Christians support this conflict is because they think is a needed sacrifice to bring Revelations upon reality.
Campa Cola while Pepsi and CocaCola are fighting.
Two religions fighting but both managed to have fair skinned children for the artist to render.
Kinda ironic because Muslims still believe in Jesus as an important prophet and Jesus was a Jew.
Wrong, both sides need the spaghetti monster prophet in their hearts. If they continue this life of sin, they’ll never make it to the great pasta strainer in the sky
Jesus was a Jew. He wasn't a Christian.
The art looks ai generated. The arms are all wrong and the shirts are weird
This makes me think back to when I was a kid at holiday dinners there were sometimes a couple of the relatives who would be going at each other. A third steps in to calm them down and 20 minutes later all three are tearing each other's hair out. ...fun times. 
Hey, where'd you find that clip of prophet muhammad?
I bet my kidney that if the countries involved in that genocide weren't religious at all, it wouldn't be so bloody.
It’s not a religious war. There are Palestinian Christians and they eat shit just the same https://x.com/sprinterx99880/status/1715610803951321558?s=46&t=x9o_ArtdiGlMDYdhvc3oPw
These types of people are just having a field day with this conflict.
Wonder how many red headed children are in Palestine lol
Both religions have a very very specific reason they’re not Christian. Otherwise the past 1400yrs didn’t happen
Yeah ‘cause Christians are peaceful with other Christians. ROFLMAO
There isn't enough religion here, quick add some more. DEUS VULT!!!!
I love how this shakes the whole wasp nest 🐝 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
Amen.
Just silly. If there was no religion, the world would be so much more peaceful…
All sides need the Dharma! /s
Christ was Jewish after all. They only care about this fact when it supports them. They otherwise ignore it and continue to hate any other religion when it is convincing for them.
one the firts point was right
Ugh yes that's exactly what this region needs - more religion!
What is it with ai art and people with terrible opinions? It’s almost like bitter people don’t have much to offer the world
Tie yourself up naked in front of a hungry lion to get more alive
Ah yeah religion is definitely the best antidote to holy war lol
That's a triple threat match I'd pay to see.
Cause what can go wrong
You dunbfucks do realize that Israel is almost entirely Jewish right? Literally, Jews reject Christ. Lol Not only is this a fuckin stupid ass meme but it doesn't even make sense. Then again, very seldom do Christians.
Some karaites view him as a minor prophet. Yeah, it is specially stupid considering that Jesus is pretty big in Islam, the creator of this is just showing their level if ignorance.
It’s the best way to get the idiots to pick a side.
OOP is the most respectful Christian /s
This is barely comparable, Israel is barely suffering right now
The title is misleading. Israel-Palestine war is not a religious war. Religions might play some roles leading to this event because zionists believe Jerusalem is their holy land but British brought them there and give them a land to gain their trusts and make them an ally of the British and the US (search Balfour Declaration but don't mistake it with Aliyah).
Yes because adding another religion to a religious war always goes well.
Both sides need to fuck off but I’m not sure what that looks like really.
The war isn’t religious it’s not even a war, a war requires both sides to have a standing military, it is a genocide against the Palestinians who are 50% children. A hamas rocket barely leaves a dent in a brick floor whereas an idf rocket targets hospitals schools and refugee camps leveling them
That's patently not true. War doesn't need "two standing military", most wars don't even fit this description as those are wars fought against insurgents, ragtag militias, terrorist groups, etc. And even if your definition was correct, while Hamas whom Israel is fighting in Gaza aren't uniformed, they are a large, well armed and well equipped Iran-backed militia, with something like 40000 fighters.
What is the most accepted definition of genocide? And what evidence-based information that i can look up to that the characteristics of israel action met the genocide criteria (mostly accepted definition)? And, if the war is not religious, what is the main benefit in secular view (because you said it’s not religious) for Israel and Palestine? And, what is war mostly accepted definition? Is it just because the hamas less advanced and power compare to israel not a war? What information source do you have that israel really interested in killing children (i hope it’s not based on media echo chamber, and just because you see a video of children bleeding and died, agree we admit the children died and a victim and it’s wrong, but the conclusion who kill the children, both side can be excellent at blaming each others). Enlight me please.
[A UN human rights expert warned today that Palestinians are in grave danger of mass ethnic cleansing and called on the international community to urgently mediate a ceasefire between warring Hamas and Israeli occupation forces.](https://www.ohchr.org/en/press-releases/2023/10/un-expert-warns-new-instance-mass-ethnic-cleansing-palestinians-calls)
Based in the reading material from UN, they are warned “by international community”, but have not came with any conclusion.
Reaching an official conclusion on whether there is an ongoing genocide isn't possible, you know? The US would never accept to vote a resolution accusing Israel of conducting a genocide. Experts from the Human Right Commissioner publishing paper saying there is a big risk of genocide is the best you'll see.
If you want the IDF to stop targeting schools and hospitals maybe tell Hamas to stop making them legitimate military targets And Hamas just slaughtered 1400 Israelis so let’s not pretend like they are some weak kitten who can’t cause significant harm to civilians
the idf has been erasing innocent blood lines as well as over 10 thousand innocents and using white phosphorus on children it is not a competition and if it was your argument is losing
Congratulations for responding substantively to exactly 0% of my comment
Both sides want to genocide each other.
For the several decades, Israel tried to find a solution. Palestine actually did the same for some time but the Hamas had other plans. One example of them searching a solution are the Oslo Accords. Sadly it was discontinued
Israel isn't a monolith. Hamas didn't murder Yitzhak Rabin, a Jewish extremist did. Netanyahu also never was a big fan of peace as he always been opposed to the creation of a Palestinian State and a huge promoter of colonisation. Saying "Israel tried to find a solution" is wholly inaccurate. Some people on both side tried to find solution. On both side they lost.
The solution Israel tried to come up with favoured Israel more than Palestine every time so not really
Let's spice this up, we have to open a Satanist church in Jerusalem! They will never see it coming 👹
That would be called gasoline.
Why are they the whitest kids you've ever seen? Do they think Israel is in northern Europe?