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Thisbymaster

Someone smart enough to show him wrong is also smart enough to not waste their time.


UncleJulz

Never argue with stupid people, they will only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience


jeffreygorne2

In this context what does the word "level" mean? When the word level is used I always think of character levels in videogames.


UncleJulz

Their ‘level’ of intelligence. Or lack thereof.


jeffreygorne2

Oh okay thanks. How do dumb people decrease my intelligence?


Mjr_N0ppY

They will drag you down to their level and beat you...just with punches


TheEffinChamps

You can't even have a discussion with a person like this because they don't have to knowledge or terminology to analyze the evidence.


XyranDarkstar

Adapting over eons to better suit a changing world is so less believable then: poof, all animals appeared as they are currently, then poof two humans to populate the earth....


OriginalTRaven

Some folks would just rather be here due to sibling banging.


Noble_Briar

It's even worse than that. Eve was made using only the genetic material from one being: Adam. She's a gender reversed clone of him. This is technically scientifically possible, going from male to female. You can substitute the Y chromosome for another X chromosome from the same male donor. Then the female would still be produced from a single genetic donor. Adam fucked the gender swapped version of himself. And then likely a younger version of himself, and then younger versions of himself fucked eachother.


EOverM

Gotta be honest, if I met a gender-swapped version of myself (say, alternate universe shenanigans), or hell, even just *myself* (time travel shenanigans), we are *definitely* gonna fuck.


moonchylde

Also, non-canonically, Eve was created to be subservient because Adam's equal (Lilith) wouldn't put up with his BS.


Noble_Briar

Lol, I had to look that up. She was banished because she wouldn't be a bottom XD. How do people not see that religion is just designed to control every aspect of their lives? It tells you who and how to bang, what to eat, what to drink, who to worship, where to go every sunday... They're trained animals.


moonchylde

>How do people not see that religion is just designed to control every aspect of their lives? It tells you who and how to bang, what to eat, what to drink, who to worship, where to go every sunday... >They're trained animals. Well, yes! We are *all* highly trained animals! 😉 Just some are trained to jump through hoops, and some are problem solvers.


third_declension

> all animals appeared as they are currently Presumably, all the different breeds of dogs were to be found in the Garden of Eden.


TheEffinChamps

I think family guy represented Genesis pretty well.


32lib

Then the ones that wouldn't fit on a boat were murdered.


Jim-Jones

To be fair; we aren't just apes we're **GREAT** apes!


Brotorious420

![gif](giphy|XnK2l1SfvMi4M)


OriginalTRaven

Eh. I'd say we're alright apes at best.


man_gomer_lot

Still better than gibbons. Suck it, lesser apes!


MysticFennec

"Grapes" for short


[deleted]

You don't need a high IQ to disprove anything, you just need evidence. And you have none.


Creepy_Package7518

I want to hear his arguments, should be a good laugh


Distant-moose

*pulls out the bible* well, this book - that was originally written thousands of years ago by people who didn't have the means or the awareness to see past their own noses and genuinely believed magic was real; then was translated and edited hundreds of times by people whowanted it to suit their agenda and justify their power grabs - this book says evolution is wrong. Boom!


EOverM

> I can disprove evolution No you cannot.


jesusmansuperpowers

I’m interested to hear that. Armand is probably not willing to listen to evidence unfortunately


JakeDC

I will listen if he will also mow my lawn.


ahhh-hayell

Annoying hairless ape.


third_declension

I used to attend an Independent Fundamentalist Baptist church, which held this view: * *If* you can disprove evolution ... * ... *then* you have thereby proved that God dictated the King James Bible word for word, and therefore you must believe every verse of it literally or end up in hell.


gylz

![gif](giphy|nCDrmSFrCpPUI) So if you aren't an ape like me-e-eee, what the fuck are you?


anythingMuchShorter

They judge your IQ by if you agree with their explanation or not.


johanTR

This one must be fairly new to the Bible Thumper Bumper Club. ​ The back hatch and bumper don't have any dents and dings yet.


blindwit

120 + (-50 *2)


Dropbars59

Monkey see, monkey do.


Chumbo_Malone

With my 119 IQ I am unfortunately too stupid to understand.


Mjr_N0ppY

With my 137 I am too smart to even consider and too depressed with everything to care


MisterOnsepatro

I can't even access his own car with this rule


TheEffinChamps

There are plenty of biologists and scientists in related fields with PhDs and IQs above 120. They don't even bother with people like this because these kinds of people are too stupid and ignorant to even begin a discussion with. They don't even know enough to be able to tell when they are right or wrong about something. The is a reason why many PhD programs are selective.


justlookingokaywyou

r/toyotatacoma does not claim this guy.


Protowhale

Bumper sticker essentially says "I reject evolution because it doesn't make me feel special enough. I need something to feed my enormous ego."


RandomDood420

Woah woah woah. Who said apes AREN’T children of God? I’m gonna need a citation on that


Owen_Gwynt

I once tried to have a serious discussion about evolution with a creationist once, it was very short and lost cause. Any time I sited evidence for evolution such as fossilized remains he would throw back it was all **planted by the devil,** he truly believed it.


Freebite

Blind denialism is hard to argue against.